I mean I like the show and all but I think its kinda gay,I mean I can toltally see LuffyxUssop and ZoroxSanji pairings,whats yalls think.
Anyone think One Piece is gay?
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RobinxNami, FrankyxBrook, HinaxValentine
Everyone is gay in OP. Except Chopper
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I think you're latently homoesxual and you're looking for an excuse to share your "secret" and confusing feelings.
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RobinxNami, FrankyxBrook, HinaxValentine
Everyone is gay in OP. Except Chopper
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Brook is way too good for Franky, c'mon!
Also, it's a children's comic from Japan.
Why are you comparing it to cultural engravings and burritos.
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Glad someone agrees!!
Not entirely. I only like Hina/Val and Luffy/Usopp and Domino/Sadi. Well, Robin/Hina/Val too. Everything else is straight XD
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I think Chopper is at least Bi though. However, I do somewhat agree.
My favorite pairings ever though are Luffy x Zoro (My all-time favorite. Damn eyebrow cook keeps getting in the way T_T)
Usopp x HeavyChopper (I think this pairing would be awesome, but I just think Usopp x BrainChopper would be too creepy)
Lucci x Jyabura (Hateshipping, anyone?)
Hina x Kalifa (Both women of the government, why not?)
Brook x Ryuuma (Oh my god, selfcest!)
Sanji x Duval (The mere thought amuses me)
Merry x Mr. 3 (I saw this on Y!Gallery and it fits so amazingly.)That's really it from me for now. Nice thread, though!
@Ao Kiji: Everyone's gay to some extent. Ron White taught me that.
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Sanji's obviously a flaming homosexual. He will come out of the closet after his "training" at the pink kingdom.
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I love all these threads, questioning the SHs' sexual preferences. If I DID believe One Piece was full of fags, I'd probably wouldn't be here. Maybe I'd be hanging from the top of my house, strangled, with a Zoro and Sanji action figure in my two hands and they would be doing something questionable together.
I just don't see that happening. Hmm.
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shouldn't this go into One Piece Couples whereupon it'll be useless in the face of Luffy Harem?
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This thread is clearly born from a blatant insecurity about the topic starter's sexuality. As a raging homophobic, (and thus, homosexual by defult) he accuses everything he possibly can of being gay, in hopes that someone out there will start to wonder if he hates gay people. Unfortunately, (for him, mostly) in current American and moreso European culture, it is for whatever reason a big deal to defend this severe minority's private matters; meaning that this fellow is setting himself up for a shitstorm in real-life and the Internet alike.
He is a fool amoungst the most laughable kind. In fact, for the record, despite my gag-reflexes concerning the subject, I find the hate and fear of it vastly more ridiculous.
Just a place-holder until I find a more interesting picture.
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This thread is clearly born from a blatant insecurity about the topic starter's sexuality. As a raging homophobic, (and thus, homosexual by defult) he accuses everything he possibly can of being gay, in hopes that someone out there will start to wonder if he hates gay people. Unfortunately, (for him, mostly) in current American and moreso European culture, it is for whatever reason a big deal to defend this severe minority's private matters; meaning that this fellow is setting himself up for a shitstorm in real-life and the Internet alike.
He is a fool amoungst the most laughable kind. In fact, for the record, despite my gag-reflexes concerning the subject, I find the hate and fear of it vastly more rediculous.
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What an exciting thread!
And everyone in Impel Down is gay, lvl 5.5 is buttrape galore.
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@Ao:
Brook is way too good for Franky, c'mon!
slap
Anyways, saying Franky is gay is like saying Chuck Norris is gay. He's extremely confident in his sexuality, which is why, at times, he can do things that may not seem completely straight without any one questioning it. In the end, he's eternally destined to be with Nico Robin forever so there's no point even trying to claim Franky is gay.
If Yorki didn't die I don't know about Brook though…
Other than that, I think we've just got a bunch of romantically uninterested crew members, save for Sanji. He's just Sanji.
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A bunch of young attractive energetic people stuck on boat for days on end. Yeah, nothing kinky happens there.
NNID: jervinnectar
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haha! no, though they have characters w/ gayish personalities, I can't recal any real relationships going on.
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Does it really matter if the whole crew is flaming?
No.
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What is this shit, it was all answered before…the thread was called
the sexuality of every one piece character, ever.Warning, TL;DR coming ahead
[hide]@Zah.pt2:
i don't need to spell it out but…zoro, wtf? he loves pumping iron, bet he likes pumping meat. sanji's in the meat department as well, handling it that is. he loves the 'ladies' because he's horribly insecure after living with men for most of his childhood, especially in a demasculating home of the kitchen. robin and nami have to get it on, nami's mother was gay and her sister isn't birth-right(i think), robin was a latchkey kid so she's wild, may be straight but hates men for what they did to her. chopper unfortunately will never find a sexual partner who accepts him, but he seems quite content with his life of doctrine and medicine. usopp seems to have a normal sexuality and masturbates as much as any teenage boy, and must have some aspirations of getting it on. luffy is unpartial to his sexuality, instead devoting all his energy to physical strength, including mental. this leaves franky and brooke...maybe the only straight guys on the boat. the latter has well-established himself as a 'watcher', but how long can the former last without sex? he was apparently a swinger on his home-town. he seems occupied by his new crew but will eventually set sights on new world ass. too bad, the mermaids on fishman island will only prove cocktease, so he may take the final dip into...fishwoman! yes franky is not above interspecial sex my friends....what the shit did i just right?
shanks's crew may be the most normal in the series. even the fat guy got laid, it's enough to point out how hedonistic, or 'fun-loving' as they describe their life-style. yassop of course drops his seed everywhere, his dick is just another gun to him. shanks and the bar-girl got it on all the time. in fact they jibed so well, i wonder if his devotion to luffy is in fact his desire to settle down with her. he hopes to return to the humble village and marry, maybe have some rambunctious boys like the rubber-boy. the bar-girl likewise depends on him for protection, and her long skirt suggests a rather conservative vibe. of course a girl has urges so she probably communes with some handsome hard-working village men. the village elder is too wholesome to give into carnal pleasures, his only joy is in his town and the people, in fact his lofty spirit seems like an oak tree which bares many sapling around him; the whole town are his children, he has copulated enough that sex is not a worry for him at the point he is introduced. the bandits including the bear were intensely gay; mountains are a penile symbol. rather than going to sea and meeting new women they stay in their little hideaways having orgies, coming down to the villaig only to take out frustrations, this explains why they pick on the bar-maid. and why shanks ticked them off, with his smooth heterosexuality.
as for the one guy from his crew with the slicked back hair? clearly packed as shit. his dong is huge, so he doesn't sweat it.
continuing, chronologically of course.
alvida, a sexually complicated character. fat and surrounds herself with half-naked men. she of course is too insecure to sex any of them up so she abuses them. as for coby, i wouldn't exactly label her as pedo. being a growing boy he won't judge her outright based on her appearance, and is very obedient. that's why she keeps him around, this also explains her horror when he opposes her. later on she gets a rather sexy body and enjoys showing it off, obviously she had a strong interest in men. now she holds the desire of all men so naturally, goes after the one with no interest, luffy, who also wasn't afraid to lay her out. it's considerable that her powers make it hard for even him to hurt her, so she may be seeking to dominate him after all. i see no reason for her to tag with buggy;s crew other than pursuing luffy and shows clear disinterest in all of them. she prefers well dressed men it seems.
moving on to captain morgan arc. first the little girl. she brings zoro cookies or some shit. her mother works in a bar i think, so she is clearly emulating sex roles, she may also find it appealing that his body was laid out. coby wanted to protect the cute girl very much but felt to demasculated from alvida's training to have the confidence, of course he evolves later on but will always have a repressed sexuality, instead devoting his prime teenage years to law and justice. now captain morgan is clearly homophobic, hates his son for his prissy tendencies, i dare say he was a clear american stereotype. which is interesting...why prop convicts on a crucifix? this reflects the american attitude of right-wing righteousness but clear distortion of jesus's message. christ was the 'gay' part of christianity, so it must be punished, shot to death by a firing squad. helmeppo is used to a life of pampering. morgan feels responsible; he should have been more hard-ass with his son however his own admiration for himself is what perverted him clearly, he even attempts to erect(lol) a statue of his own image on the HQ, this combined with his hovering protective tendencies, how could his son not be gay? post-morgan arc, we see helmeppo developing those self-centered tendencies, no doubt he will become corrupt like his father, if not in politics then in sexuality, for he loves his own image too much. he won't have children and attempt to raise them correctly, at least with intent he won't although the contraceptive of one piece world is questionable, since civilians seem to breed like flies.
buggy arc time:
really not much to say here. buggy, no doubt in his weary travels knows of the sexual experience. he's one of the few really vicious characters and i wouldn't put rape past him either. one of his crew attempts to assault nami; in fact the whole arc is sort of a build up of sexual tension regarding her appearance. most of the generics want to rape the shit out of her, but because of her aid buggy enacts her as a trophy, and he knows how to treat woman in his own way. cabaji and mohji are gay lovers, unto death do they part. i think they are devoted to buggy for bringing their relationship together. of course luffy is an opposition of everyone in this arc by defending the girl. buggy is very vindictive, and has his own brand of pride. no doubt he has killed men over women. perhaps he went out to sea specifically for this reason. he may be the most overtly heterosexual character, although malicious. now the elder:similar to he last one but what's up with the dog? he likes small animals and specific relationships, and he has this grandfather vibe to him, so he clearly had kids at some point, probably now adults in the village. again rather normal and boring, however buggy's entire crew is full of heathens, and considering the circus them i'm not surprised. in conclusion, buggy likes him some pussy.
kuro arc:now things get interesting.
now, i mentioned usopps teenage sexuality. his mother died in bed, he nurtures kaya for her passive lifestyle. however kuro represents another type of masculinity that he fears. a strong dependable male, always devoted and by his beloved side? his father abandoned him and he feels he can do no better. he fancies tall-tales cause he feels the only way to attract ladies is to be a go-getter like his pops, and aspires to be a true pimp. his whole quest is really to be confidant enough to get any ass he wants, and will most likely impregnate kaya before heading out to sea once more, leaving her in the dirt with many children. but she has enough money to care for them so who gives a shit. they were made in heaven, clearly. kuro probably masturbates alot. when confronted he reveals his frustration of putting up with a sick girl for 3 years. how else would he pass the time? he also clearly felt alienated by his rough pirate crew, being the stuck-up dork he is, and got fed up with there shit. but what does he really aspire for? why does he want her money? the answer: free time, and lots and lots of buttplugs, he will probably adorn an entire room in the mansion with buttplugs. he's a simple man with simple pleasures, much like a cat he can pleasure himself if need be.
now for his crew:jango is a high candidate for the party van. this couldn't be stressed enough. maybe that's why he went out to sea, and why he constantly seems disgruntled. his tendency to walk backwards? he is always watching his back for predators. he has raped little boys and is naturally inclined to strong paranoia. sham and buchi, the feline-esque duo-what;s up with these dudes? obviously they have their "kinks", and considering that the entire crew is dressed in little kitty ear hats....they pretty much whore their grunts out. so kuro was surrounded by fags on a boat, got fed up and decided to kill some jailbait without hitting it first. well woop-de-doo. kaya:usopp is her outlet to he outside world which is frightening. she must be partially insane. her sheltered life has thoroughly vanquished sex form her life. once again, when ussop returns to the village as a real man she won't be able to handle him. children will give her something to do in the meantime. her servant merri was seeking after kuro-ass, that's why he was the first to strike out. who knew what kind of subtle sexual suggestions the 2 employees dropped in those 3 long years...once again kuro will never be able to confront an outward sexuality cause life keeps dealing him a gay card when i think he's really just a heterosexual, but a priss, which inclines him to gays. the kids who looked up to usopp:they will probably grow up to be hard as shit from their trials and start having sex at 14.
ok baratie arc:
now how is sanji so outwardly sexual? there can't be much privacy on the busy restaurant, even jacking-off was scarce activity, so once again he never got to sex up a lady, instead he can only wait on them. he will never get laid cause woman want forceful men but he only knows how to serve under them. zeff, patti and carne(as well as the other chefs) are too disciplined to care about sex. zeff has his own room so doubtless a little daily jerk-off session is enough to keep him going. now the last 2 came to the boat late as revealed in a flashback. so they must have had some bro-sex ventures in their time, but are really inclined to work. this is the root of their contempt for sanji. he was always a black sheep on the boat, for only his sex drive. now krieg's crew is apparently, and i;m gonna drop a load here: they are all heavily sexually driven. i don't know if it's gay, straight, most likely a variety of the 2 seeing how big the armada is. but when confronted by gin, who has clear sexual admiration for krieg, he bonds. maybe sanji has sexual feelings for luffy? krieg's dominance is much like a lion's:power and strength is all he cares about. he can get any ass he wants with those , he can get just about ANYTHNIG he wants with that method. mihawk is another example....swords are phallic objects an he has the biggest one thus far, MIhawk is the ost overtly sexual character EVER, yes in any medium ever, because he clearly uses his weapon as the most direct extension of his penis. all jokes aside, what would motivate anyone to be the best other than sex? how the fuck did he get that far? we haven't even seen his past so this analysis is incomplete. johnny and yosaku, zoro's old bounty hunting friends:are they gay? i think this is a joke on oda's part. yes, they are the butt of the gag it seems.
the marine with the pink hair:tiny dick. moving on.
ok arlong arc, this is heavy but i can try to keep it short. everyone in that town wanted ass. arlong and the fishmen wanted human ass, took it out on nami as well as the villager by keeping her captive. genzo wanted bellameres ass but she was a dyke so no dice. nojiko hates men, will never copulate and will grow lonely and old on her little tangerine famr, IF nami, her original scissor sister doesn't return. hachi is not interested in sex. plain and simple. kuroobi grew up disciplined and like all of these kinds of martial artists has a repressed sexuality. chuu is gay and probably groomed the lower-class fishmen. arlong probably rapes other fishmen, other humans, and other animals. shakrs pretty much fuck anthing they want in the wild and he's no different, in a way he represents all that is vile about men. so when luffy rapes his ass, he pretty much enacted himself as a god above men. and nami can only love him. clearly. the marine who helped arlong was going to spend the money on hookers.
louguetown. finally. now that i'm at the end of east blue and my sugar high is wearing off i'm gonna have to sit on this one. but anyway, smoker and tashigi got some shit going on. i doubt it's full on though. she just administers blowjobs well he puffs on a thousand cigars at once. tashigi, another penile obsessor. she wants to find every sword or some shit, and take it form the pirates, clearly she was brainwashed by smoker to believe only righteous men can have dicks. the shopkeep who gave zolo the black sword:he knows a real man when he sees one it seems. tashigi knows it too, she wants to bed zoro to see if rogues and pirates really do have penises, plus she knows of his righteous backround as a bounty hunter. ok you bastards. i don;t know if anyone is still reading this but now is when you discuss this shit. i''m gonna kick back.[/hide]
Everything is answered? good, then I think we can close this now…
and you're all gay...I miss the gay old times where people still used the search-function... -
Other than that, I think we've just got a bunch of romantically uninterested crew members, save for Sanji. He's just Sanji.
Do you mean to imply that Luffy and Nami are NOT a couple???
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Okay, everyone who is trying to discredit the thread by posting about the topic creator or by saying how stupid the thread is by saying that people should post in another thread or quoting a completely different thread that has no current bearing to the topic (which is Yaoi/Yuri PAIRINGS), please either shift yourselves back on topic or GTFO, I will not say it again.
Quick rundown of responses here:
dirt monkey AL: In my experience, posting yaoi discussion in a general pairings results in getting at least one 'Eww' complete with three pages worth of Nami-Cleavage which, unlike most guys, I don't really care for.
Conspiracynut: We heard the exact same thing from Ao Kiji. You don't need to reiterate. While I really can't speak for the topic creator, I myself am a homosexual and I will ask that you refrain from pointing fingers.
tigerlilly: Again, disregarding the topic of the thread. We don't care about the psycho-analysis of some guy who posted in another thread. We wanna skip all that and go straight to the pairings that we wanna see whether plausible or not and we wanna talk about such pairings in a place that's not covered with Sanji/Luffy/Etc buried within mid-arc Nami Cleavage.
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But there is one pairing I don't see happen too too often, and that's Zoro x Kaku. Green x Orange.
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Kiji merely said it, where as I went into a great amount of detail to explain the logic of it.
I didn't really think of it as pointing fingers. And even though you do, I don't care enough to apologize. I find the entire concept of sexual preference a waste of time.
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This is a really really bad thread. I don't even know why I just stated something so blatantly obvious.
I mean… fuck... there's a motherfucking Andy Milonakis video in this thread. It can't get much worse.
And I just posted in it... so yeah I guess it could get worse.
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This thread is clearly born from a blatant insecurity about the topic starter's sexuality. As a raging homophobic, (and thus, homosexual by defult) he accuses everything he possibly can of being gay, in hopes that someone out there will start to wonder if he hates gay people. Unfortunately, (for him, mostly) in current American and moreso European culture, it is for whatever reason a big deal to defend this severe minority's private matters; meaning that this fellow is setting himself up for a shitstorm in real-life and the Internet alike.
He is a fool amoungst the most laughable kind. In fact, for the record, despite my gag-reflexes concerning the subject, I find the hate and fear of it vastly more ridiculous.
Im not gay you fucking retard,I was just pointing out that the show was in my opinion gay,I mean theres no way Luffy,Sanji,or Ussop are straight…case closed.
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Im not gay you fucking retard,I was just pointing out that the show was in my opinion gay,I mean theres no way Luffy,Sanji,or Ussop are straight…case closed.
How old are you?
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@Joe:
How old are you?
This is not the time nor the place to be picking up guys, this is a thread for discussion!!!!!!!
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@Hakuro:
Okay, everyone who is trying to discredit the thread by posting about the topic creator or by saying how stupid the thread is by saying that people should post in another thread or quoting a completely different thread that has no current bearing to the topic (which is Yaoi/Yuri PAIRINGS), please either shift yourselves back on topic or GTFO, I will not say it again.
Quick rundown of responses here:
dirt monkey AL: In my experience, posting yaoi discussion in a general pairings results in getting at least one 'Eww' complete with three pages worth of Nami-Cleavage which, unlike most guys, I don't really care for.
Conspiracynut: We heard the exact same thing from Ao Kiji. You don't need to reiterate. While I really can't speak for the topic creator, I myself am a homosexual and I will ask that you refrain from pointing fingers.
tigerlilly: Again, disregarding the topic of the thread. We don't care about the psycho-analysis of some guy who posted in another thread. We wanna skip all that and go straight to the pairings that we wanna see whether plausible or not and we wanna talk about such pairings in a place that's not covered with Sanji/Luffy/Etc buried within mid-arc Nami Cleavage.
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But there is one pairing I don't see happen too too often, and that's Zoro x Kaku. Green x Orange.
I'm sorry but I just have to ask
Are you really serious about this thread?I don't see why Heterosexual and Homsexual pairings deserve seperate threads. I don't go around and start a "heterosexual couples exclusive" thread now, do I.
Keeping in mind that every coupling created in One Piece is a total Mind-fuck to begin with (since One Piece never was intended to have pairings in the first place) I don't see why people should go "EWW" when somebody suggest a Yuri or Yaoi one in the General pairings thread.The only pairing which almost made me puke was Dr Kureha and Brook but that's a whole different story…
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The average shonen (manga/anime that is, not the "young schoolboy" definition) contains no sexuality beyond lovey-dovey crushes that barely affect plot. OP is an exception with Hancock being Luffy's ticket to ID, but otherwise the only romance is that of adventure.
Im not gay you fucking retard,I was just pointing out that the show was in my opinion gay,I mean theres no way Luffy,Sanji,or Ussop are straight…case closed.
He who smelt it dealt it.
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Oh…this thread is a mistake...
I'll throw my two cents in.
Sex doesn't matter, love does. If you spend your entire life looking for sex, you're going to have a pretty pointless life.
If you fall in love with a woman, you fall in love with a woman. If you fall in love with a man, you fall in love with a man.
If anyone tells you otherwise, they either have their hands in their pants or their hands in your wallet.
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If Yorki didn't die I don't know about Brook though…
Brook IS pretty fruity for a 100% straight guy. I mean have you kids seen his colorspread outfits? He's totally fabulous. :wub:
As for Franky, he is clearly too super for any one sexuality. I'll say this though, the guy had TWO girlfriends back in Water 7. And they were sisters. And twins.
Franky's sexual orientation: pimp.
EDIT: @Hakuro:
Brook x Ryuuma (Oh my god, selfcest!)
I'm baffled as to why this is popular. I mean I guess if you're into that whole "Ryuuma is a physically and psychologically abusive sadist" thing…
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@Hakuro:
dirt monkey AL: In my experience, posting yaoi discussion in a general pairings results in getting at least one 'Eww' complete with three pages worth of Nami-Cleavage which, unlike most guys, I don't really care for.
Yeah, that's never happened in there before.
And when this manga closes out, and Luffy's arm stretches back to deliver that last punch, I wanna feel the crunch of the dream coming true.
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Yes its gay, luffy had no reaction when he saw boa hancock naked ZOMG. However it is gay in a funny way unlike some other cough naruto cough
Where the main male charecter chase after another male charecter. Now thats gay. -
Yes its gay, luffy had no reaction when he saw boa hancock naked ZOMG. However it is gay in a funny way unlike some other cough naruto cough
Where the main male charecter chase after another male charecter. Now thats gay.I've found my new Naruto bashing sig quote!
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I do think it's fun to discuss the sexuality of One Piece characters, but! Call me crazy, I think this topic was actually just a troll attempt. :shocked:
As for Luffy's lack of interest in sex, while for now it's true, in the last episode/chapter he'll be hooked up with some girl, and they'll have a baby. That's how they do it in shonen, the hero with no time for sex just instantly is married with a baby, and it's all good.
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admin please delete this thread
One piece is just Pirate Adventure story with friendship base not love base
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hey thanks for the tip tigerlilly!
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@Psycho_Kenshin:
I think this topic was actually just a troll attempt. :shocked:
What the hell does that mean.
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it means sarquiss is shit and he dies
or haven't you got to that part of the story?
