Yeah. Still low self-esteem, but more competent. He isn't even afraid of the inconsequential orange man what controls their fate.
MS Paint Adventures
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Well ,he's dead.
No life, no consequences. -
This is where my head is now.
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Dirk hates Jim Cameron's Avatar.
I think I'm in love. -
I hope KAPPA-SAN feels like a monster now
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What a selfish bitch amirite ((Roxy Lalonde for top tier character suck it haters)) -
Fuck yeah, we're finally getting to see Alpha Rose and Dave!
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Yeah. Condense needs a royal asskicking.
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Yeah, mad props to Dirk and especially Roxy after this update.
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After reading about how the Condence slowly killed off the human race, I'm seriously wondering how Hussie is going to build English into a bigger threat. Cause today's update had shit on par with George Orwell as far as psychotic totalitarian dictators go.
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@my:
TG: i brogt u giyz a ppumkong
TG: *pumkun
TG: *pimpkin
TG: fuckI'm dying laughing at this
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Nice alpha Earth world building. Can't wait to see Rose and Dave. Even though they will probably appear as silhouettes only.
Also it's kind of sad Dirk feels as an actual non-robotic human being only in a flashback.
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And finally the circle of ancestors comes to a paradox but more or less stable explanation. The Alpha and Beta kids are both their respective biological parents AND children at the same time. It still gives me nosebleeds thinking about it, but it's logical enough.
Alpha Rose and Dave are froeshadowed to be the greatest badasses in the soon to end history of mankind.
But hey, the Condensce is probably one of the scariest villains ever. Everything about her is just totally fucked up. They never stood a chance.@Schwerer:
I'm dying laughing at this
I want pimpkin as an actual word in the dictionary.
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I want pimpkin as an actual word in the dictionary.
Oh god I know my friend and I said the same thing. B)
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You know, I was fine with the Baroness's mass murder and cruel experimentation, but an ICP presidency is a step too far, even by oppressive alien overlord standards. She must pay.
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Guy Fieri being an antichrist literally killed me.
BAM!
There goes the rest of civilization.(and fuck! Jay and Dope becoming dual-presidents of the United States. )
Edit: Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
This is probably one of the most hilarious reads in this series ever. It's just so ironic. -
And Rose proves once again why she's the coolest member of the cast.
GOD
DAMN
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The Niagra falls being red makes the scene more hilariously subtle for me.
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This update describes the death of 5 billion people aswell as the end of human integrity. But I can't be the only one who laughed when Dirk described how the new national anthem consists of a three minute clip of farts and giggles.
Also surfing down the bloody Niagara falls on the corpse of your enemy is a tad cooler then flying off on a shitty skateboard. Rose won this tournament of badass for now. -
I've loathed Guy Fieri in real life for a while now, so seeing MomRose utterly decimate his Antichrist ass was thoroughly satisfying!
BroDave on the skateboard slayed me tho!
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I find the callback the Dave's sword being broken hilarious.(I'm sorta flashing back to when Davesprite went through so much trouble to fix the legendary sword only to have it broken again by Dave, thus making the whole repair segment shenanigans completely pointless)
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Poor Jake, even his own mind antagonizes him.
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Hey, Jake is gonna proudly display his pitched tent for the pretty dead alien lady! Noone's gonna stop him, just see if they don't!
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There is no cell.
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This Jail Break homage is turning out better than I could ever possibly hope for.
Jack and Clubs chemestry are killling me, and Clubs isn't even their! -
At this rate, Prospit would be out of guards.
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And Jack would still be behind bars.
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After all this, I'd love it if DD just casually strolls in there, picks the keyes up off the floor amid the.myriad dead guards and just lets Jack out like nothing.
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I wonder if Alpha Jack ignoring the narrator is going to be a recurring theme.
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Lmao I love these off-screen beatings. You get 'em, Jack. <3
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I wonder if Alpha Jack ignoring the narrator is going to be a recurring theme.
Cause so far its been fucking awesome!Read Jailbreak and you will suddenly understand everything.
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Read Jailbreak and you will suddenly understand everything.
I did read enough of Jail Break to get much of what he was referencing.
But all the game rules previously established through parts 1-5 have been thrown out the window ever since the Courtyard Droll killed Jakes dream self before the game started. -
So…
Anyone else think that the big damn thing in Jake's capchalogue is a the Fourth Wall that Alpha Jade swiped from Jacks office? -
Well, she was the witch of space, so it's a huge certainty.
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That's bugging me tho, how would Nanna Jade (and for that matter, Poppop Jake back in the day) enter the world of the game? It'd have to be the same way the Condesce is currently doing it.
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Lmao DD is pretty damned fabulous. Also happy to see Slick again. MILK.
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Awesome update! I damn near shat myself when Black started up!
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Equius cameos always tickle my fancy in so many gloriously depraved ways, no matter how insignificant they may be.
But yes, awesome update, too.
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You know what, Alpha Dignitary is the best carapace.
I don't care what Jack and Vagabond do. -
If I were DD, I'd be talking about Dragonball Z.
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uu: THE GAME IS TO PRODuCE SOME VILE SMuT. THAT WILL BRING ME EROTIC ENJOYMENTS.
TT: And if he doesn't?
uu: THEN SOMEONE DIES FuCKER.I'm telling anyone who asks me from now on that this is the plot to Homestuck.
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This update.
THIS UPDATE!
Almost as grand as Terezi's "Hey, cool kid" bit.
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I seen all kinds of Rule 34 in my life. But nothing like this.
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Okay. I think Uu just confirmed that he or she() assuming they are the same person) may have drew that cotten candy stuff xD
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How do we know it wasn't Dirk?
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Okay. I think Uu just confirmed that he or she() assuming they are the same person) may have drew that cotten candy stuff xD
What cotton canfy stuff? The pics from the Roxy/tiny maplehoof flash?
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Such beauteous poetry. Oh how it bears the succulent scent of lingual ambrosia.
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How do we know it wasn't Dirk?
Because he does not know the arousing pleasure of cotton candy.
What cotton canfy stuff? The pics from the Roxy/tiny maplehoof flash?
Yeah. Totally.
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KARKAT: WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE AND WHY SHOULD I CARE ABOUT YOU.
This is the best question I ever heard for the past few pages. lol
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Dave wins "best line in a long while"!
DAVE: (liquor is booze you drink it and it makes you fall down and slur words and understand sports)
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obsessed fans: How did all doze trollz diez
Hussie: They blew the fuck up, that's it