Words That One Piece Characters Never Say
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Words That One Piece Characters Never Say
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Sanji: ZORO SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN~~
damn I hate OP pairings
A word that sounds like Yuck and starts with F ?
A word that sounds like Yuck and starts with F ?
Hmm .. characters like zoro and luffy tend to repeat the word "tame" lots of times during battles. And other bad words during funny episodes , but ye they still haven't said the word "Fuck".
It is an English word, afterall. Although there's not a doubt in my mind that they wouldn't say it in any country, for more reasons than cencorship.
@Rue:
Hmm .. characters like zoro and luffy tend to repeat the word "tame" lots of times during battles. And other bad words during funny episodes , but ye they still haven't said the word "Fuck".
Tame? Do you mean teme? Or dame? Those mean "you!!" and "bad" respectively.
Luffy: I like women.
He might say that, although it certainly wouldn't be in the traditional context. Perhaps the next nakama could be named "Woman" and she would have the paramecia to create meat in a simular fasion as Megallen's poison or Mr. 3's wax.
But then that would nearly put Sanji out of business. XD
Yeah, I thought of writing:
"Luffy: 'I don't like women for any reason other than their sweet sweet meat,'" but that could be interpreted in other ways, and is a bit wordy.
Luffy : You know what, fuck this, Ace can go die for all I care, Bon-clay, you too.
Sanji : I like mens.
(I fear he might say this when he leaves that island.)
Zoro : Sanji, you lovely cook.
Nami (Or Robin): Sanji! Your left eye is sexy as always!!
list?:
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
canada
turkey
pine tree
lantern
speaker
vodka
and many more I just don't feel like listing after 1 AM. passes out
Smoker: Im gonna be the king of the pirates
Nami:
"Who cares about money, can't we all just get along? Here, I'll make you some cookies~"
Luffy:
"Screw being the pirate king.. someone bring me some wenches!"
Sanji:
"Wow, Robin, you look really fat in that dress. And its SO not your color." (okay he MIGHT say that second part… ew.)
Chopper:
(after being complimented) "YOU FCKING SON OF A BTCH I TOLD YOU THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME HAPPY!! SCREW OFF!!" Heavy Point roundhouse punch to the face "F*ck you.."
Brook:
"Excuse me, Franky, may I see your panties?"
Franky: "Well, since you asked so nicely..~" swish
Blackbeard : I've Found Jesus
Fukuro : It's OVER 9000 !!!!!!!!!
Ace : What d'You mean Luffy's on the brink of Death -
Get That fool up here now to break these chains !
Zoro : Screw #1 Swordsman - I Wanna Dannnnnnce ~
Nami : That's right, Dragons, you can own 80 % of the crew for 10 thousand
Nami : I love you Richard Maydoff !
Luffy : Meat !? - Doesn't that have like, loads of fat in it !?
Hit me with some Tofu & Salad !
Mr. Two : Oh, I suppose it's just coincidence that my real name has the word 'Bent' in it
Franky : I just want to have warm legs, but even In winter, I have to wear undies !!!
Vivi : Alabasta !? - F'ck It, Send me to the Bahamas & pack my suitcase, Bitch !
Vivi : Friends !? - Friends !? - It's just felt-tip marker - It rubbed off the next day !!
wait, there's more–- ;3
Ace: "What? You say you'll let me out if I pose for some tastefully nude pictures with Smoker? …....How tasteful are we talkin' here?"
Dragon: "Ace.. **I am your Father–-" keeeh--Kooohh--kee--koooh
Ace: "That's not true.. that's impossible..!---wait.....oh fuck."
Tashigi: "Hell no! 30$ is waay too much to pay for Smoker/Ace Doujin! I know! I'll just make my own~! Teehehehee.." nosebleed
Usopp: "Man, I do NOT need this shit anymore.. at least the Marines have health insurance. Do I LOOK like the kind of guy who can heal in just two chapters!? Freakin' God-moders.."**
Chopper responding gently to someone who is praising him for his medical skills ..
Thus far, I think Bugipoppu has the best understanding of the thread. The rest of you are merely citing hypothetical out-of-character moments, which I find a rather lame.
Luffy: I want some vegetarian diet!!!
Zoro: I give up
Nami: Recession
Usopp: I'll kick your ass
Sanji: I like how your sweat drops and flows from your body zoro
Chopper: Brace youreself madam, we did eveything we can to save his life blah blah blah.
Robin: Skabooch
Franky: Weaker!!!!
Brooke: (got no idea)
Vivi: Screw this good princess life shit, Im a heiress and I need to party until 3am!!! I should be hanging out with the tenryuubito instead of those sorry ass-hat pirates.
"Shibboleth."
"Grapholangia"
"Quisquilian"
Quite a list actually.
Chopper: You're lying… Fucking liar!!!
"Shibboleth."
"Grapholangia"
"Quisquilian"
Quite a list actually.
Go on, I am intrigued.
i just jizzed in my pants
i love the pussy
(stick thum out of zipper) hey it looks like my thums my cock
il rock out with my cock out u jam out with your clam out
ding took my baby
pass the joint
relax its just my penis
milf
camletoe
spanking train
dutch ruder
postop or preop
You've got quite a colorful language.
Though this words are crappy, hearing luffy saying M I L F would be rly funny..
Zoro : Jesus
Nami : Free
Luffy : Carbohydrate
Usopp : Scared (Although he always his, he never lets on)
Chopper : He's Dead
Robin : "Everyone look at me, focus on me running about screaming & making noise!"
Brook : Manners maketh the Skeleton
Franky : Diet Coke Please (Even though Diet has higher Suga Levels!)
ODA : THE END
Zoro : Jesus
Nami : Free
Luffy : Carbohydrate
Usopp : Scared (Although he always his, he never lets on)
Chopper : He's Dead
Robin : "Everyone look at me, focus on me running about screaming & making noise!"
Brook : Manners maketh the Skeleton
Franky : Diet Coke Please (Even though Diet has higher Suga Levels!)ODA : THE END
Hehe, those were good, Kuminator!
Sanji: OH! LOOK AT ME! I LUST AFTER WOMEN BUT SINCE IM A PRETTY BOY I'M REALLY GAY WITH ZORO!
Luffy: so…. who wants to get high?
Kuma: …Ouch.
Paulie: Boobs, please!
Kaku: Wazzzuuuup--?
Sanji: (to Zoro) I love you, man! man-hug
Pandaman: LOOK AT ME, I'M RIGHT HERE!! CAN'T YOU SEE ME?? HELLOO~?! sniff Nobody loves me..
luffy: gear 4th…...kamehameha!
Zoro: Bankai!
Luffy: Screw Robin, let her die in Enies Lobby
Nami: What is money?
Robin: You suck
Sanji: I like your eye liner, Zoro
Zoro : They're collectible letter-openers
Sanji : Okama, Ey … I Like It ~
Nami : Legally
Luffy : Boobies ? (Stares at Robin & Nami in confusion)
Usopp : It's Time to D-D-D-D-D--Duel (With Sogeking, he's the Yami/Yugi of One Piece)
Brook : I'm not actually funny
Robin : I killed him (Que Eastenders Drumroll)
Franky : Apple Juice is App-le-iscious !
Shanks : Alchoholic ?
Paulie : Lap Dance
Don Krieg : I Wuv you too Elmo !
Mihawk : Roronoa ... John, was it ?
nootropics (though given his track record, Luffy might surprise me)
zither (Despite his musical repertoire, I doubt Brook will ever get around to playing one)
bathysphere (they've got a freakin' submarine; it's not like they need one)
electroplating (except with angry emphasis from Nami)
hegemony
rape (Oda has had opportunity to go there before and hasn't. I doubt he'll break with tradition.)
ornithopter (though it would be so cool)
Are proper nouns allowed?
Sanji: OH! LOOK AT ME! I LUST AFTER WOMEN BUT SINCE IM A PRETTY BOY I'M REALLY GAY WITH ZORO!
We all know 1) he's overcompensating with the female fixation, and 2) after a few seconds of grappling underwater with Kuroobi, that wasn't a grimace of pain, but a smile of pure delight.
Luffy: I'm not hungry!
Nami: I''m not obsessed with money!
Zoro: C'mon Chopper! Let' go pick some dandelions!
Sanji: I must say Usopp, you're looking very … tender today GRRRROPE
Chopper: Alright, let's go kill some Russian ass.
Usopp: Pfft, Brave Warrior of the sea? Fuck that, I'll take up knitting.
Nami: Ah, donating money to orphans is exhausting. Satisfying though.
Brook: Um, I don't get it, what's so funny about being a skeleton?
Robin: LET'S PLAY SOME FOOOOOTBAAAAALLL.
Franky: Hm, you think this polka-dotted bikini would match with my speedo?
Luffy: Oooh, Marine officers get dental plans! Interesting ...
wait, there's more–- ;3
Ace: "What? You say you'll let me out if I pose for some tastefully nude pictures with Smoker? …....How tasteful are we talkin' here?"
Dragon: "Ace.. **I am your Father–-" keeeh--Kooohh--kee--koooh
Ace: "That's not true.. that's impossible..!---wait.....oh fuck."Tashigi: "Hell no! 30$ is waay too much to pay for Smoker/Ace Doujin! I know! I'll just make my own~! Teehehehee.." nosebleed
Usopp: "Man, I do NOT need this shit anymore.. at least the Marines have health insurance. Do I LOOK like the kind of guy who can heal in just two chapters!? Freakin' God-moders.."
-massive nosebleed that destroys all my 45 volumes of shonen jump-**
zoro:bankai
sanji:its cooking time
luffy:i don't like meat