Words That One Piece Characters Never Say
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Words That One Piece Characters Never Say
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Sanji: ZORO SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN~~
damn I hate OP pairings
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A word that sounds like Yuck and starts with F ?
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A word that sounds like Yuck and starts with F ?
Hmm .. characters like zoro and luffy tend to repeat the word "tame" lots of times during battles. And other bad words during funny episodes , but ye they still haven't said the word "Fuck".
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It is an English word, afterall. Although there's not a doubt in my mind that they wouldn't say it in any country, for more reasons than cencorship.
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@Rue:
Hmm .. characters like zoro and luffy tend to repeat the word "tame" lots of times during battles. And other bad words during funny episodes , but ye they still haven't said the word "Fuck".
Tame? Do you mean teme? Or dame? Those mean "you!!" and "bad" respectively.
Luffy: I like women.
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He might say that, although it certainly wouldn't be in the traditional context. Perhaps the next nakama could be named "Woman" and she would have the paramecia to create meat in a simular fasion as Megallen's poison or Mr. 3's wax.
But then that would nearly put Sanji out of business. XD
Just a place-holder until I find a more interesting picture.
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Yeah, I thought of writing:
"Luffy: 'I don't like women for any reason other than their sweet sweet meat,'" but that could be interpreted in other ways, and is a bit wordy. -
Luffy : You know what, fuck this, Ace can go die for all I care, Bon-clay, you too.
Sanji : I like mens.
(I fear he might say this when he leaves that island.)Zoro : Sanji, you lovely cook.
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Nami (Or Robin): Sanji! Your left eye is sexy as always!!
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list?:
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
canada
turkey
pine tree
lantern
speaker
vodka
and many more I just don't feel like listing after 1 AM. passes out -
Smoker: Im gonna be the king of the pirates
i had a straw hat but it became to small for me I'm a living One Piece anime ad
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Nami:
"Who cares about money, can't we all just get along? Here, I'll make you some cookies~"Luffy:
"Screw being the pirate king.. someone bring me some wenches!"Sanji:
"Wow, Robin, you look really fat in that dress. And its SO not your color." (okay he MIGHT say that second part… ew.)Chopper:
(after being complimented) "YOU FCKING SON OF A BTCH I TOLD YOU THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME HAPPY!! SCREW OFF!!" Heavy Point roundhouse punch to the face "F*ck you.."Brook:
"Excuse me, Franky, may I see your panties?"Franky: "Well, since you asked so nicely..~" swish
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Blackbeard : I've Found Jesus
Fukuro : It's OVER 9000 !!!!!!!!!
Ace : What d'You mean Luffy's on the brink of Death -
Get That fool up here now to break these chains !Zoro : Screw #1 Swordsman - I Wanna Dannnnnnce ~
Nami : That's right, Dragons, you can own 80 % of the crew for 10 thousand
Nami : I love you Richard Maydoff !
Luffy : Meat !? - Doesn't that have like, loads of fat in it !?
Hit me with some Tofu & Salad !Mr. Two : Oh, I suppose it's just coincidence that my real name has the word 'Bent' in it
Franky : I just want to have warm legs, but even In winter, I have to wear undies !!!
Vivi : Alabasta !? - F'ck It, Send me to the Bahamas & pack my suitcase, Bitch !
Vivi : Friends !? - Friends !? - It's just felt-tip marker - It rubbed off the next day !!
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wait, there's more–- ;3
Ace: "What? You say you'll let me out if I pose for some tastefully nude pictures with Smoker? …....How tasteful are we talkin' here?"
Dragon: "Ace.. **I am your Father–-" keeeh--Kooohh--kee--koooh
Ace: "That's not true.. that's impossible..!---wait.....oh fuck."Tashigi: "Hell no! 30$ is waay too much to pay for Smoker/Ace Doujin! I know! I'll just make my own~! Teehehehee.." nosebleed
Usopp: "Man, I do NOT need this shit anymore.. at least the Marines have health insurance. Do I LOOK like the kind of guy who can heal in just two chapters!? Freakin' God-moders.."**
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Chopper responding gently to someone who is praising him for his medical skills ..
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Thus far, I think Bugipoppu has the best understanding of the thread. The rest of you are merely citing hypothetical out-of-character moments, which I find a rather lame.
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Luffy: I want some vegetarian diet!!!
Zoro: I give up
Nami: Recession
Usopp: I'll kick your ass
Sanji: I like how your sweat drops and flows from your body zoro
Chopper: Brace youreself madam, we did eveything we can to save his life blah blah blah.
Robin: Skabooch
Franky: Weaker!!!!
Brooke: (got no idea)
Vivi: Screw this good princess life shit, Im a heiress and I need to party until 3am!!! I should be hanging out with the tenryuubito instead of those sorry ass-hat pirates. -
"Shibboleth."
"Grapholangia"
"Quisquilian"
Quite a list actually.
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Chopper: You're lying… Fucking liar!!!
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"Shibboleth."
"Grapholangia"
"Quisquilian"
Quite a list actually.
Go on, I am intrigued.
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i just jizzed in my pants
i love the pussy
(stick thum out of zipper) hey it looks like my thums my cock
il rock out with my cock out u jam out with your clam out
ding took my baby
pass the joint
relax its just my penis
milf
camletoe
spanking train
dutch ruder
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You've got quite a colorful language.
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Though this words are crappy, hearing luffy saying M I L F would be rly funny..
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Zoro : Jesus
Nami : Free
Luffy : Carbohydrate
Usopp : Scared (Although he always his, he never lets on)
Chopper : He's Dead
Robin : "Everyone look at me, focus on me running about screaming & making noise!"
Brook : Manners maketh the Skeleton
Franky : Diet Coke Please (Even though Diet has higher Suga Levels!)ODA : THE END
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Zoro : Jesus
Nami : Free
Luffy : Carbohydrate
Usopp : Scared (Although he always his, he never lets on)
Chopper : He's Dead
Robin : "Everyone look at me, focus on me running about screaming & making noise!"
Brook : Manners maketh the Skeleton
Franky : Diet Coke Please (Even though Diet has higher Suga Levels!)ODA : THE END
Hehe, those were good, Kuminator!
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Sanji: OH! LOOK AT ME! I LUST AFTER WOMEN BUT SINCE IM A PRETTY BOY I'M REALLY GAY WITH ZORO!
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Luffy: so…. who wants to get high?
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Kuma: …Ouch.
Paulie: Boobs, please!
Kaku: Wazzzuuuup--?
Sanji: (to Zoro) I love you, man! man-hug
Pandaman: LOOK AT ME, I'M RIGHT HERE!! CAN'T YOU SEE ME?? HELLOO~?! sniff Nobody loves me.. -
luffy: gear 4th…...kamehameha!
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Zoro: Bankai!
Luffy: Screw Robin, let her die in Enies Lobby
Nami: What is money?
Robin: You suck
Sanji: I like your eye liner, Zoro
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Zoro : They're collectible letter-openers
Sanji : Okama, Ey … I Like It ~
Nami : Legally
Luffy : Boobies ? (Stares at Robin & Nami in confusion)
Usopp : It's Time to D-D-D-D-D--Duel (With Sogeking, he's the Yami/Yugi of One Piece)
Brook : I'm not actually funny
Robin : I killed him (Que Eastenders Drumroll)
Franky : Apple Juice is App-le-iscious !Shanks : Alchoholic ?
Paulie : Lap Dance
Don Krieg : I Wuv you too Elmo !
Mihawk : Roronoa ... John, was it ? -
nootropics (though given his track record, Luffy might surprise me)
zither (Despite his musical repertoire, I doubt Brook will ever get around to playing one)
bathysphere (they've got a freakin' submarine; it's not like they need one)
electroplating (except with angry emphasis from Nami)
hegemony
rape (Oda has had opportunity to go there before and hasn't. I doubt he'll break with tradition.)
ornithopter (though it would be so cool)Are proper nouns allowed?
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Sanji: OH! LOOK AT ME! I LUST AFTER WOMEN BUT SINCE IM A PRETTY BOY I'M REALLY GAY WITH ZORO!
We all know 1) he's overcompensating with the female fixation, and 2) after a few seconds of grappling underwater with Kuroobi, that wasn't a grimace of pain, but a smile of pure delight.
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Luffy: I'm not hungry!
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Nami: I''m not obsessed with money!
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Zoro: C'mon Chopper! Let' go pick some dandelions!
Sanji: I must say Usopp, you're looking very … tender today GRRRROPE
Chopper: Alright, let's go kill some Russian ass.
Usopp: Pfft, Brave Warrior of the sea? Fuck that, I'll take up knitting.
Nami: Ah, donating money to orphans is exhausting. Satisfying though.
Brook: Um, I don't get it, what's so funny about being a skeleton?
Robin: LET'S PLAY SOME FOOOOOTBAAAAALLL.
Franky: Hm, you think this polka-dotted bikini would match with my speedo?
Luffy: Oooh, Marine officers get dental plans! Interesting ...
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wait, there's more–- ;3
Ace: "What? You say you'll let me out if I pose for some tastefully nude pictures with Smoker? …....How tasteful are we talkin' here?"
Dragon: "Ace.. **I am your Father–-" keeeh--Kooohh--kee--koooh
Ace: "That's not true.. that's impossible..!---wait.....oh fuck."Tashigi: "Hell no! 30$ is waay too much to pay for Smoker/Ace Doujin! I know! I'll just make my own~! Teehehehee.." nosebleed
Usopp: "Man, I do NOT need this shit anymore.. at least the Marines have health insurance. Do I LOOK like the kind of guy who can heal in just two chapters!? Freakin' God-moders.."
-massive nosebleed that destroys all my 45 volumes of shonen jump-**
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zoro:bankai
sanji:its cooking time
luffy:i don't like meat
