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"admirable captain t-bone"
meets baroque works vol 10 "fun today hunting remnants"
luffy: we there yet!?
luffy: the bashing tom??
nami?: "puffing"!! hey luffy!! get inside!! the new clothes you put on are soaked!!
luffy: it's ok!! i like it here!!
zambai: gomu gomu no–---
lulu: 300 pound----!!
all: gya-- it's no good laguna (play on aqua laguna)
gonbe: nya- nya-
zoro: stop playing around you guys!!
zoro: polish your weapons or something you stupids
luffy: hey guys!!
luffy: i see a train up ahead!!!
backgroud people: it's the puffing tom!!?
kokoro: a little fast isn't it?
?: crap-- .... what's gonna happen to us?
?: there's no engine so all we can do is wait for help
?: uwo!! oo--!! it's swaying
?: in such a turbulant ocean too....!!
official?: hey guys, there's something coming from the back!!
?: is it a rescue ship??!
official?: no, it looks like it's running on the tracks...
?: tracks!? can't be! there's only one sea train in this world
?: on top of that it's impossible to depart from water 7 after we did.
?: what's coming!?
zambai: hey that's the sea train but... it doesn't have a engine!! it's just a passenger car!! stopped!!!
zoro: what did you say!?
tilestone: what's going on!?
lulu: it means they got detached!? (note: take a look at chopper)
chopper: sanji and usopp might be on it!!
square: brother franky too!!
paulie: that's not good. if we keep going we're gonna crash!!! granny, can we brake!!?
kokoro: of course they won't work. do something about it. un ga ga ga (kokoro laugh)
chimney: we're gonna crash-----!!
gonbe: nya- nya-
chopper: luffy!? what are you doing!!?
luffy: i'm gonna check the inside!!
luffy: "gomu gomu no"........!!
luffy: alright i made it...!!
?: uwo-- what are you!!!
?: wait a sec he's....!! "mugiwara no luffy"!!
luffy: hey!! sanji!! you here!!? usopp (really small). you here!?
zambai: mugiwara-san's come out!!
zambai: he's telling us no one's there while getting shot!! (note: lulu's bed head comning out of zambai's nose)
lulu: then all the people we can se are government people!!
?: so what do we do!!?
?: if we don't move that, we won't be safe either!!
zambai: ok, then we'll dismantle it right before we hit!!
tilestone: alright, we're in on that plan!!
luffy?: hey zoro-----!!
lulu: hey roronoa!! he's calling you
luffy: cut it
luffy: it's in the way
zoro: self in a world of ruin (translators note: "self" is translated from "ego" kind of in the way freud used it)
zoro: cut through it
zoro: two sword style "iai"
zoro: "rashoumon" !!!
lulu: hey, if you guys are going to do something like that, tell us before
luffy: you heard me say "cut it"
lulu: most people don't think you can cut it!!
zambai: even a beast like that isn't the head of a crew
zoro: ....hey guys!!
zoro: not done yet...!!
?: what?? uge!! everyone look in front!!
?: a... a sea monster split down the middle!! it's at least 5 times the size of this train
zoro: (the guy who cut this is up ahead on the tracks...!!!)
t-bone: ha... to fall into a enemies trap... mistake...!! a mistake of my lifetime!!!!
sanji: (well then guys, have a nice trip!!)
t-bone: ha...!!! i must chase the "umiressha"!!!
t-bone: if the prisoner we were escorting get's free into this world!!
t-bone: how much will the population bleed!!! and cry because of it!!! ha... i must show that there is justice in this unfair world!!
t-bone: even if it means that my arms!! my legs!! get torn off from the harsh waves!!
t-bone: the tomorrow's of innocent people...
t-bone: i will protect!!!
t-bone: (what's that...!!? sea train!?)
t-bone: ( a new sea train!!?)
t-bone: (something's there!!!)
?: someone's there!!
zambai: aah!!! that's "funegiri" (ship cutter)!!
luffy: ? ship cutter!?
zambai: he's marine headquarter's captain "funegiri t-bone"!!!
zambai: he'll cut up a pirate ship like a steak!! why the heck is he there!!?
zambai: hey guys!! get ready to fire!!!
luffy: hold on!!!
zanbei: what are you doing!! if we don't act quickly he'll cut this sea train too!!?
luffy: weren't you watching
luffy: leave it to zoro. don't get in the way!!
zoro: i'll tell you once!!! clear the way!!!
t-bone: (only one set of tracks!! they can't just pass by my subordinate's car.... these guys, what did they do to them!!!!)
t-bone: this is the road that leads to justice!!!
t-bone: (nico robin's nakama... then that swordsman is "kaizokugari" (pirate hunter))
t-bone: i am "kaigun honbu" (marine headquarter) captain!! i won't live in shane!!! i'll cut you in two to stop you!!!
zoro: i can't have that. where we're headed is
zoro: (he's strong....!!!)
zoro: beyond where you are!!!
t-bone: i hate crooked swordsmanship!!!
t-bone: perpendicular flying bird.... "bone"...
zoro: "santouryu" (three sword style) "gyuuki" (cattle deamon)
t-bone: "oodori"?!!!! (big bird)
t-bone: (he saw through it!!?)
zoro: "yuzume"!!!!!!!!!!! (brave claw)
zambai: he beat "funekiri"!!!
zoro: ha... all the way from that detached car
zoro: to chase the "umiressha" through this storm is admirable... but we can't stop ha...
zoro: the justice you carry must be a heavy load,
zoro: but we too are shouldering many things.
?: hurry!!! hurry!! captain t-bone is in danger!!
?: he might have gotten run over!!
?: no, the captain can cut that sea train in two!!
nami: so... that was sanji's doing
luffy: so we're close!!
luffy: alright!! go "rocketman"!!! the enemy is near!!!
luffy: i'm gonna blow away the pidgen guy!!!