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Grown Man Buisness- Mos Def feat. Minnesota

[Minnesota]
Intersection action ribs touching
New gutter smacks replacing the whole Dutchman
Loose mamis fucking, they definite land mines
Dudes with no right hustle throwing gang signs
Empty in the webbings broke and underpaid
Fighting federal cases with legal aids
The unlit stage tonight performing lime desires to eat
Can get you in a 8 by 5, the corner's younger
I smell feel touch and taste they hunger
Next in line to rep these street signs to they blunder
Under, wiping tears from his eyes facing the felony
These niggaz wanna be Pistol Pete -without the penalty
His last words, promise me this much in death
Don't my boy live to retrace my steps

Minne- stay safe move quiet and get it
If you encounter opposition get a inch from they face with It

Later amigo, digest the day to end discreetly
Sex money and boss
My ties to hear me see me
True villain
Face covered, driving gloves
Commit by my lonely when push comes to shove
They say that grown men lay on they prey
Took shorts in the street
Came back and made up for that with that white sheet
Revenge is best served cold
Get it the same way you give it
This ain't fear I just need to get away with it
Son stop over here, you looking at me like I'm lame
But I'm looking at y'all like y'all call this the drug game
Grand child hosing sims
Put the heroin in queens
Put Pops Freeman on in the early seventies
I sat in rooms with money machines
Drugs sitting 3 feet off of the floor
Cover the smell of the raw
Chest moves like bars scale my connects untimely
King Henry from 12th street flooded the Bronx in the 90's
03 scene MVP and one Accord
Boss makes decision paper wins awards

[Mos Def]
Son you know what it is
From the moment that you come over the bridge
And if you don't ride with me
I'm gonna show you some shit
Ima show you where my niggaz stay sure on the mix
Ima show you where the pain and the poetry is
Ghetto young'ns spend a lot of time alone in the crib
BET on the screen, walls and posters of BIG
Hustlers getting dough sitting low on the 6
Blazing up the ambro glow over they wrist
Hop in the game knowing the risk
Still down to load up they clip
Gamblers with hopes of rolling the trip
But when you hear head crack there ain't no rolling again
Snatch the dice and everything you want is going it in
This how it happens, good people, bad habits, diabetics, crack addicts
Asthmatics
Searching for the truth leaping through the holy tablet
The bible, the Q uran, or the ten crack commandments
Speak on it God, What's today's mathematics
The five day forecast, the Dow Jones average
The price of beer, cigarettes, bread, milk and pampers
Life is a test and we all got the answer
The streets keep calling its hard not answer
And on my government-my attribute-my all
So it's only natural I holla black and respond
Brooklyn stand up and make 'em all sit down
We do not fuck around

[Bloodfoot]

Heh, I usually hate topics like this. But I'll bite.

Barenaked Ladies
"If I had $1000000"

If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house)
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a nice Chesterfield or an ottoman)
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you a K-Car (a nice Reliant automobile)
If I Had $1000000 I'd buy your love.

If I Had $1000000 I'd build a tree fort in our yard.
If I Had $1000000 You could help, it wouldn't be that hard.
If I Had $1000000 (Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somwhere.)
We could just go up and hang out. (Open the fridge and stuff. There would be
food laid out for us, little pre-wrapped sausages and things.) Mmmm. (They have
pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon.) Can you blame
them? (Well, yeah!)

If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat that's cruel)
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you an exotic pet (Like a llama or an emu)
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (ooh all them crazy elephant bones)
If I Had $1000000 I'd buy your love

If I Had $1000000 We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I Had $1000000 We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
If I Had $1000000 We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner.
But we would eat Kraft Dinner. Well of course we would we'd just eat more. And
buy all the fanciest ketchups for it…dijon ketchup! Mmmm..

If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress that's cruel)
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you some art (a Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you a monkey (haven't you always wanted a monkey?)
If I Had $1000000 I'd buy your love

If I Had $1000000, If I Had $1000000
If I Had $1000000, If I Had $1000000
If I Had $1000000
I'd be rich.

[Roronoa Zolo]

MC Hammer: U Can't Touch This

U can't touch this
U can't touch this
U can't touch this
U can't touch this

My-my-my-my (U can't touch this) music hits me so hard
Makes me say,"oh my lord thank you for blessing me
With a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet"
It feels good
When you know you're sown
A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat-uh!
U can't touch this

I told you homeboy
U can't touch this
Yeah, that's how we livin' and you know
U can't touch this
Look in my eyes,man
U can't touch this
Yo, let me bust the funky lyrics
U can't touch this

Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rolling
Hold on
Pump a little bit and let 'em know it's going on
Like that
Like that
Cold on a mission so fall on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat
They can't touch

Yo! I told you
U can't touch this
Why you standing there, man?
U can't touch this
Yo,sound the bells, school is in, sucker
U can't touch this
Give me a song or rhythm
Making 'em sweat
That's what I'm giving'em
Now they know
You talk about the Hammer, you're talking about a show
That's hyped and tight
Singers are sweating so pass them a wipe
Or a tape to learn
What it is going to take in the '90s
To burn the charts
Legit either work hard or you might as well quit

That's the word,because you know
U can't touch this
U can't touch this

Break it down

Stop. . . Hammer time

Go with the flow
It is said
That if you can't groove to this
Then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in the air
Bust a few moves, run your fingers through your hair
This is it for a winter
Dance to this an' you're gonna get thinner
Move slide your rump
Just for a minute, let's all do the bump
Bump bump bump

Yeah, U can't touch this
Look man, U can't touch this
You better get hyped
Boy 'cause you know ya can't
U can't touch this
Ring the bell, school's back in
Break it down

Stop. Hammer time

U can't touch this
U can't touch this
U can't touch this
U can't touch this
Break it down

Stop. Hammer time

Every time you see me
The Hammer's just so hyped
I'm dope on the floor
And I'm magic on the mike
Now why would I ever
Stop doing this?
When others making records
That just don't hit
I've toured around the world
From London to the Bay
It's Hammer, go Hammer, M.C.Hammer, Yo Hammer
And the rest can go and play
Can't touch this

U can't touch this
U can't touch this
U can't touch this
Yeah,U can't touch this
I told you, U can't touch this
Too hype, can't touch this
Yo, we outta here, can't touch this

[Nyssane]

A few of my favorites…

The Hazzards - Shut Up and Make Out

You're sitting so close to me
And I'm as happy as could be
If only you'd stop talking about your mom
Your one man show and your semester abroad
But those eyes are so blue
And as I lean in close to you
You start analyzing Slaughter House 5
Curt's pose is good
But the structure's contrived
Now hush your pretty lips
I'm gonna give you just one little tip
Shut up and make out
Shut up and make out
Shut up and make out with me
Now we've made it back to your place
So let's continue sucking face
Just keep that guitar far far away from me
You've got better things to show me than your poetry
I'm not here for romance
I'm gonna give you just one more chance
To shut up and make out
Shut up and make out
Shut up and make out with me
Shut up and make out
Shut up and make out
Shut up and make out with me
Shhh.

The Get Up Kids - Newfound Mass

Have I told you that I was thinking of moving east
Would you save a place for me?
I'll come home
It's worse than I expected
Placing my heart home to the west
We'll watch the same sunsets
When I doubt
I'll look east
Lock my heart in a brass box
To Newfound Mass I'm breaking off
This is my home
I'd do anything for you
Give you the world if I could
Is that what you want me to do?
Bridges and boundaries bringing me closer to you

Rilo Kiley - Pictures of Success
Build your own television receiver
Staying home can't be that bad for me
Cause I'm not scared but I'd like some extra spare time
Easily earn me big money
I'm a modern girl but I fold in half so easily
When I put myself in the picture of success
I could learn world trade
Or try to map the ocean
When you're dead
In hospitals and freeways when you're dead
In resting homes and clinics when you're dead
It must be nice to finish when you're dead
I've had it with you
And Mexico can fucking wait
And all of those french films about trains
Cause I'm not scared but I'd like some extra spare time
I'm not scared but the bills keep changing colors
When you're dead
In hospitals and freeways when you're dead
In dress shirts and neck ties when you're dead
In apartments and on beaches when you're dead
They say California is a recipe for a black hole
And I say I've got my best shoes on
I'm ready to go
These are times that can't be weathered
And we haven't been back there since then.

Bright Eyes - False Advertising
On a string
On a string
On a string I was hollow
The way I move can you tell?
My actions are orchestrated from above
And so I swing and I sway
Wave my hand
Kick my leg
And it's always right with the music
[Til all that swaying starts to make you sick]
For a song I was bought
Now I laugh when I talk
With a careful eye on the cue cards
On to the stage I was pushed
With my sorrow well rehearsed
So give me all your pity and your money now
All of it
[We used to think that sound was something pure]
But if I could act like this was my real life
And not some cage where I've been placed
Well then I could tell you the truth like I used to
And not be afraid of sounding fake
Now all anyone's listening for are the mistakes
[Oh, I'm sorry!]
No it's okay, it's okay
One two three
One two three
In the house by myself
I hear the ice start to melt
And I watch the rooftops weep for the sunlight
And I know what must change
Fuck my face
Fuck my name
They are brief and false advertisements
For a soul I don't have
Something true I have lacked
And spent my whole life trying to make up for
But I found in a song and in the people I love
They will lift me up out of darkness
And now my door stands open
I'm inviting everyone in
We're gonna laugh
We're gonna drink until the morning comes
That's what we're gonna do
Come on
Come on!

[Akira]

My chemical Romance - Helena

Long ago. Just like the hearse you try to get in again. We are, so far from you.

Burning on just like a match you try to incinerate, the lives of everyone you know.

And what's the worse you take, from every heart you break, and like the blade you stained, I've been holding on tonight.

what's the worse that I could say? Things are better if I stay. So long and goodnight, So long and goodnight.

Came the time, when every star fall brought you to tears again, we are the very hurt you've sold.

and what's the worse you take, from every heart you break, and like the balde you stained, I've been holding on tonight.

What's the worse that I could say? Things are better If I stay. So long and goodnight, So long and goodnight.

Well if you carry on this way, Things are better if I stay, so long and goodnight, so long and goodnight.

Can you…Hear me? Are you ...near me? To leave her...To leave again. We'll meet again, When both our cars collide.

What's the worse that I could say? Things are better If I stay. So long and goodnight, So long and goodnight.

Well if you carry on this way, things are better if I stay...So long and goodnight...So long and good night.....

[Cosmic kid]

THE USED
Blue And Yellow"
and it's all in how you mix the two
and it starts just where the light exists
it's a feeling that you cannot miss
and it burns a hole through everyone that feels it

well you're never gonna find it
if you're looking for it
won't come your way
well you'll never find it
if you're looking for it

should've done something but I've done it enough
by the way your hands were shaking
rather waste some time with you

and you never would have thought in the end
how amazing it feels just to live again
it's a feeling that you cannot miss
it burns a hole through everyone that feels it

well you're never gonna find it
if you're looking for it
won't come your way
well you'll never find it
if you're looking for it

should've done something but I've done it enough
by the way your hands were shaking
rather waste some time with you

should've said something but I've said it enough
by the way my words were faded
rather waste some time with you

waste some time with you
waste some time with you
waste some time with you
waste some time with you
waste some time with you

should've done something but I've done it enough
by the way your hands were shaking
rather waste my time with you

should've said something but I've said it enough
by the way my words were faded
rather waste my time with you

should've done something but I've done it enough
by the way my hands were shaking
rather waste some time with you

waste some time with you
waste some time with you
waste some time with you
waste some time with you
waste some time with you
waste some time with you
waste some time with you

[whispering:]
should've done something but I've done it enough
by the way your hands were shaking
rather waste some time with you

FALL OUT BOY
Our Lawyer Made Us Change The Name Of This Song So We Wouldn't Get Sued"
Brothers and sisters put this record down
Take my advice ('cause we are bad news)
We will leave you high and dry
It's not worth the hearing you'll lose

It's just past 8 and I'm feeling young and reckless
The ribbon on my wrist says, "Do not open before Christmas."

We're only liars, but we're the best (we're the best)
We're only good for the latest trends
We're only good cause you can have almost famous friends
Besides, we've got such good fashion sense

Brothers and sisters, yeah, put these words down
Into your notebook (spit lines like these)
We're friends when you're on your knees
Make them dance like we were shooting their feet

It's just past 8 and I'm feeling young and reckless
The ribbon on my wrist says, "Do not open before Christmas."

We're only liars, but we're the best (we're the best)
We're only good for the latest trends
We're only good cause you can have almost famous friends
Besides, we've got such good fashion sense

We're only liars, but we're the best
We're only good for the latest trends

We're only liars, but we're the best
We're only good for the latest trends
We're only good cause you can have almost famous friends
Besides, we've got such good fashion sense

SPARTA
"Breaking The Broken"
On a holiday slow motion sets its pace
And it makes me pray for Capricorns sweet face
Our lives get tangled up in progress
Falling short on life's test
When all that matters should be me and you

And you say it's not ok
Despite our life you cannot say
And you say you're not ok
Romance postmarked holiday

Well I can't explain how we made it this far
And you should know, only you control my heart
Feelings overshadow Reason, Blocks out everything
And all that matters should be me and you

I wouldn't trade what I got
Not for anything

[Konis]

I've seen this topic a couple times before, but eh, it was a while ago…

Heh, I just had a look at the lyrics to one of my favourite Boingo songs... and I think I'll pass on posting that one, since it's awfully harsh o.o So I'll post this one instead >.>

"Private Life" - Oingo Boingo

This is my private life
I have no friends to fear
I've got no problems no cross to bear
If you can find me
come and get me out of here

This is my private place, Everythig is neatand clean,
The skeletons are hidden in the closet,
This is my private place, come & get me out of here

CHORUS
This is my private life
This is my private life
This is my private life . . .

These are my private things
There they are against the wall
The dirty pictures, religious objects
These are my private things
come and get them out of here

This is my private bed
This is where I lie at night
Staring at a light bulb hanging on the ceiling
Waiting for a dream to
come and get me out of here

BRIDGE
Here in my humble room at night
I often wonder what goes on out there
What makes them run so scared
I often stare at the people passing by
But they can't see me through my window shades
Just like I'm not even there

CHORUS
This is my private life
This is my private life
This is my private life
There's something dangerous I like

This is my private life
I know my problems aren't your fault
What I really want to know
Has it always been this way

This is my private life
This is my private life
This is my private life
Come and get me out of here

I also like…

"Everything You Know is Wrong" - Weird Al

I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane
With a rabid wolverine in my underwear
When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat
Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes

I guessed, "Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie?"
"Is it Bob or Joe or Walter?"
"Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?"
I probably would have kept on guessing
But about that time we crashed into the truck

And as I'm laying bleeding there on the asphalt
Finally I recognize the face of my hibachi dealer
Who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me

Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you thought was just so
Important doesn't matter

Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong

I was walkin' to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams
When I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension
And soon I was abducted by some aliens from space
Who kinda looked like Jamie Farr

They sucked out my internal organs
And they took some polaroids
And said I was a darn good sport
And as a way of saying thank you
They offered to transport me back to
Any point in history that I would care to go

And so I had them send me back to last Thursday night
So I could pay my phone bill on time
Just then the floating disembodied head of
Colonel Sanders started yelling

Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you thought was just so
Important doesn't matter

Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong

I was just about to mail a letter to my evil twin
When I got a nasty papercut
And, well, to make a long story short
It got infected and I died

So now I'm up in heaven with St. Peter
By the pearly gates
And it's obvious he doesn't like
The Nehru jacket that I'm wearing
He tells me that they've got a dress code

Well, he lets me into heaven anyway
But I get the room next to the noisy ice machine
For all eternity
And every day he runs by screaming

Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you used to think was so important
Doesn't really matter anymore
Because the simple fact remains that

Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong
Everything you know is wrong

[Solar Knight]

Internet Porn - Da Vinci's Notebook

_Back in the not too distant past
When I would need a quick repast
Or a temporary break from my agenda

Up to the bedroom I would head
Pull out the Playboy from 'neath the bed
And sneak a peak at all the portraits of pudenda

My alternatives were slim
If I tried to find another source for sin
I'd have to hang out with the losers in the backroom of my local video store

But last month I finally made the call
I got a brand new cable modem installed
And it opened up the floodgates of a whole new universe of INTERNET PORN

Internet porn: Roman orgy scenes
Internet porn: Dominatrix queens
Internet porn: Girl on girl on girl on girl on girl on guy on sheep

Internet porn: Gross anatomy
Internet porn: Pam and Tommy Lee
Internet porn: When you're given so much to choose from who has time to sleep?

Honestly honey, I dunno how the link got on there!

After my girlfriend goes to sleep
And I get out of bed and down the hall I creep
So I can hunker down and wallow in depravity until 3 or 4

You'll always find me in that same tableau
Silloueted by my monitor's warm glow
And absorbing all the bounty from the cornocopia of INTERNET PORN

Internet porn: Barely legal teens
Internet porn: Naughty figurines
Internet porn: Geriatric German grandmas spanking Spanish men

Internet porn: Erotic Asian art
Internet porn: Guys with extra parts
Internet porn: I don't think I'm ever going to see the sun again!

Internet porn: Male-in-love.com
Internet porn: There's my neighbor's mom
Internet porn: Bikers wearing diapers chasing nurses dressed like smurfs

Internet porn: Massage le crevage
Internet porn: Oh de' toi menage
Internet porn: Every kind of smut from every corner of the earth!_

(Funny thing is that it's sung as a Barbershop quartet)

[normyk]

Hmmm… the old thread was for meaningful lyrics. Since this is favorite I suppose it calls for a fresh batch of songs.

Jindalee Jindalie – Masters Of Reality
Jindalee jindalie, look up to the morning sky
Jindalee jindalie
Falling like the wind to an understanding sky
Right into the arms of your love from the other side
Sing of all things blue, sing of all things high
I sing to sin my jindalin ally

In a red chapel's room lay the bones of a face
That the wind will never touch nor a tear ever grace
Now love cuts through rock like the crying of a dove
Can you hear the sweetness calling oh my love?
Jindalee jindalie, what do you see in the morning sky?
Jindalee jindalie
Sing of all things blue, sing of all things high
To the kings who weep in the hurricanes eye
Jindalee jindalie, what do you see in the morning sky?
Jindalee jindalie
So in love with the time, in love with the place, in love with the wind

Don't Fade Away - Dead Can Dance
Don't fade away
My brown-eyed girl
Come walk with me
I'll fill your heart with joy
And we'll dance through our isolation
Seeking solace in the wisdom we bestow
Turning thoughts to the here and everafter
Consuming fears in our fiery halos
Say what you mean
Mean what you say
I've heard that innocence
Has led us all astray
But don't let them make you and break you
The world is filled with their broken empty
dreams
Silence is their only virtue
Locked away inside their silent screams
But for now
Let us dance away
This starry night
Filled with the glow of fiery stars
And with the dawn
Our sun will rise
Bringing a symphony of bird cries
Don't bring me down now
Let me stay here for awhile
You know life's too short
Let me bathe here in your smile
I'm transcending
The fall from the garden
Goodnight

Allies – Heart
In troubled times, it's hard to get straight answers
Between the lines, that border wrong or right
The homeland cries, it struggles with confusion
But this feelin' still remains, like shelter from the rain

We live of faith, in the hands of those who guide us
And tear the page on the fear we left behind
We set the pace for every born survivor
Don't turn the other way, when I need to hear you say

Chorus:
Allies with our backs against the wall, I will answer when you call
And take on the odds, for what we believe is true
Allies in a world of too much choice, I only need your voice
To tell me you care, I'll be anywhere for you, allies

We search our hearts to justify the reason
And draw the line, to meet somewhere halfway
If faith is blind, through darkness it will guide us
'Cause the spirit still remains with the keepers of the flame

[Battle Franky]

Dream Theater - Octavarium (Full Circle)

_Sailing on the seven seize the day tripper diem's ready
jack the ripper owens wilson phillips and my supper's ready
lucy in the sky with diamond dave's not here I come to save the
day for nightmare cinema show me the way to get back home again

Running forward
Falling back
Spinning round and round
Looking outward
Reaching in
Scream without a sound

Leaning over
Crawling up
Stumbling all around
Losing my place
Only to find I've come full circle

flying off the handle with careful with
that axe eugene gene the dance machine
messiah light my fire gabba gabba
hey hey my my generation's home again

Running forward
Falling back
Spinning round and round
Looking outward
Reaching in
Scream without a sound

Leaning over
Crawling up
Stumbling all around
Losing my place
Only to find I've come full circle_

[igalsfy]

yay, a dream theater fan!

here comes a cool song with cool lyrics (warning, some puns aren't for little children):

Liza and Louise - NOFX
_Lizas had enough of men,
She says she won't get burnt again,
She says they don't know how to fuck,
Her last boyfriend the schmuck,
Shared with her a nice disease,
Kept her passive on her knees,
Till one day she took his car,
And drove into the city.

Liza had put down a few when she met a girl named Lou,
Who convinced her to go home with her,
She said MY NAME'S LOUISE,
And would you take your clothes off please,
I want to take you to the moon and back,
So get on your back.
With a flip of the tongue she made her laugh,
She made her dance,
She made her scream,
She was happy for the first time,
And you know she wanted MORE!

Now with her legs spread wider,
She needed to have Louise inside her,
She said I'll never forget the first time you kissed me,
Now I want you to fist me,
Louise didn't need a second invitation,
She knew just what to do,
Yeah she knew just what to do.

Liza had cum a few times before,
But she ain't never even seen the door,
Into the world of pleasures of the flesh,
She felt just like 16,
And her life before now was a dream,
Or even a nightmere that's over and done,
Just like warm heakin' rays shinin' from the sun,
They made her laugh,
They made her dance,
They made her scream,
And you know she wanted more._

[Slowymobile]

ok heres an Aussie band by the name of Tripod or 3pod. This song is so dam funy and they have heaps lyk this one. This one is called :Gonna Make You Happy Tonight (btw its known as the Xbox song now, so funny!!)

Baby, gonna make you happy tonight…oh sugar

Gonna make you happy tonight

Give my love to you, oh, baby, gonna make you feel so right...oooh sugar

Gonna make you make you happy

Spend some time with you, do the things you want me to

Gonna make love

Gonna make some sweet sweet love, sugar

So get ready

Oh get ready get ready

Ready for loving tonight

Baby

Before we get down to love

Before we get down

I just gotta finish this level

I gotta high score tonight

I just gotta save my game

I'll be with you in a minute sweet baby

I love how you dance for me

(But could you) move a little to the left baby

I can't see the TV

Baby I can't wait till we start, oooh

It's just that the save points are so far apart...in this game baby

But I do love you

Baby this bit's got multiplayer

Maybe you can operate a turret with me baby, would you like that?

It's good cause games five you hand eye coordination

And spacial intelligence together with map reading skills

Ahhh, sugar

Turn the lights down low

Lower, lower

Turn the lights down low

Just a little bit lower

Turn the lights down low

It's just that it helps me feel like I'm in a spaceship

Then we can make some

Sweet sweet love honey

Sugar

Baby

Ooo you look so great to me, baby

Have you brushed your teeth yet?

Take your time

No hurry

It's just that I'm not tired. Are you tired?

I'll see you in the bed then

You might want to take a book

Oooh, you so fine baby

Doo doo doo doo

I can't stop thinking about you...and all the coins I have to collect

I just gotta find one secret area

Get one more ability point

And I'll make sweet love to you baby

I think this xbox

Is the best present I ever bought for you...

Baby

they have their other lyrics there http://www.3pod.com.au/podhome/lyrics.htm

Funniest Lyrics ever :lol: :lol:

[Crocodile]

Artist: Giles/Anthony Stewart Head
Song: Standing In The Way

You're not ready
For the world outside
You keep pretending,
but you just can't hide
I know I said that Iâ€d
Be standing by your side
But I

Your path's unbeaten,
And it's all uphill
And you can meet it,
But you never will
And Iâ€m the reason that you're standing still
But I

I wish I could say
The right words
To lead you through this land
Wish I could play the father
And take you by the hand
Wish I could stay here
But now I understand
Iâ€m standing in the way

The cries around you,
You don't hear at all
'Cause you know Iâ€m here
To take that call
So you just lie there when
You should be standing tall
But I

I wish I could
Lay your arms down
And let you rest at last
Wish I could
Slay your demons
But now that time has passed
Wish I could stay here
Your stalwart, standing fast
But I'm
Standing in the way
Iâ€m just standing
In the way

Cookie if you know what it's from.

[Akira]

Ozzy Osbourne - Bark at the moon

Screams break the silence
Waking from the dead of night
Vengence is boiling
Heâ€s returned to kill the light
Then when heâ€s found who heâ€s looking for
Listen in awe and youâ€ll hear him

Bark at the moon

Years spent in torment
Buried in a nameless grave
Now he has risen
Miracles would have to save
Those that this beast is looking for
Listen in awe and youâ€ll hear him

Bark at the moon

They cursed and buried him
Along with shame
And thought his timeless soul had gone
In empty burning hell–unholy one
But now heâ€s returned to prove them wrong (oh no)

Howling in shadows
Living in a lunar spell
He finds his heaven
Spewing from the mouth of hell

And when he finds who heâ€s looking for
Listen in awe and youâ€ll hear him
Bark at the moon.

[chitose-himura]

Just Lose It Eminem

Guess who's back
Back again
Shady's back
Tell a friend
Now everyone report to the dance floor
To the dance floor, to the dance floor
Now everyone report to the dance floor
Alright Stop…Pajama time

Come here little kiddies,On my lap
Guess who's back with a brand new rap
And i don't mean rap as in a new case of child molestation accusation
Aah aah aah aah aah
no worries, pappa's got a brand new bag of toys
what else could i possibly do to make noise
and ive touched on everything, but little boys
That's not a stab at Micheal
That's just a metaphor, I'm just psycho
I go a little bit crazy sometimes
I get a little bit out of control with my rhymes
Good god, dip, do a little slide
Bend down, touch your toes and just glide
Up the center of the dance floor
Tee pee for my bunghole and it's cool if you let one go
Nobody's gonna know who'd hear it
Give a little poot poot, it's ok (Fart Sound)
Oops my cd just skipped
And everyone just heard you let one rip

Now I'm gonna make you dance
It's your chance
Yeah boy shake that ass,
Oops i mean girl girl girl girl
Girl you know you're my world
Alright now lose it
Aah aah aah aah aah
Just lose it
Aah aah aah aah aah
Go crazy
Aah aah aah aah aah
Oh baby
Aah aah
Oh baby baby aah aah

It's Friday and it's my day
Used to party all the way to sunday
Maybe till monday, i dunno what day
Everday's just a holiday
Crusin' on the freeway
Feelin' kinda breezy
Get the top down, let my hair blow
I dunno where i'm goin'
All I know is when i get there
Someones gonna touch my body
Excuse me miss, I don't mean to sound like a jerk
But I'm feel just a little stressed out from work
Could you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair
Spit on me, maybe gouge my eyes out...yeah
What's your name girl
What's your sign?
Man, you must be out your mind
Dre aah aah
Beer goggles, blind
I'm just trying to unwind

Now I'm gonna make you dance
Get your chance
Yeah boy shake that ass,
Oops i mean girl girl girl girl
Girl you know you're my world
Alright now lose it
Aah aah aah aah aah
Just lose it
Aah aah aah aah aah
Go crazy
Aah aah aah aah aah
Oh baby
Aah aah
Oh baby baby aah aah

It's Tuesday and I'm locked up
I'm in jail and i don't know what happend
They say I was running butt naked
Down the street screaming
Aah aah aah aah aah
Well I'm sorry, I don't remember
All I know is this much
I'm not guilty
They said save it
Boy we caught you on tape
Yelling at an old lady, touch my body
Now this is the part where the rap breaks down
it's real intense no one makes a sound
Everything looks like it's 8 Mile now
The beat comes back and everybody lose themselves
A step back to reality
Look it's B.Rabbit
You signed me up to battle
I'm a grown man
Duba duba duba duba duba duba
I don't have any lines to go right here so
Duba duba duba duba fellas what? fellas what?
Grab you left nut, make the right one jealous what?
Black girls
White girls
Skinny girls
Fat girls
Tall girls
Small girls
I'm calling all girls
Everyone report to the dance floor
It's your chance for a little romance whore
Butt squeezin it's the season
Just go aah aah aah aah
so appeasing

Now I'm gonna make you dance
Get your chance
Yeah boy shake that ass,
Oops i mean girl girl girl girl
Girl you know you're my world
Alright now lose it
Aah aah aah aah aah
Just lose it
Aah aah aah aah aah
Go crazy
Aah aah aah aah aah
Oh baby
Aah aah
Oh baby baby aah aah

Mmmmm touch my body
Mmmmm touch my body
Ooh boy just touch my body
I mean girl just touch my body

Particle Man They Might Be Giants

Particle Man, Particle Man
Doing the things a particle can
What's he like? It's not important.
Particle Man.
Is he a dot, or is he a speck?
If he's underwater does he get wet?
Or does the water get him instead?
Nobody knows, Particle Man

Triangle Man, Triangle Man
Triangle Man hates Particle Man
They have a fight, Triangle wins,
Triangle Man

Universe Man, Universe Man
Size of the entire universe man
Usually kind to smaller man, Universe Man.
He's got a watch with a minute hand,
millenium hand, and an eon hand
and when they meet, it's happy land
powerful man, Universe Man

Person Man, Person Man
Hit on the head with a frying pan
Lives his life in a garbage can, Person Man.
Is he depressed, or is he a mess?
Does he feel totally worthless?
Who came up with person man?
Degraded man. Person man.

Triangle Man, Triangle Man
Triangle Man hates Person Man
They had a fight, Triangle wins
Triangle Man

[Nyssane]

Beth Orton - I Love How You Love Me
I love how your eyes close
Whenever you kiss me
And when I'm away from you
I love how you miss me
I love the way you always treat me tenderly
But darling most of all
I love how you love me
I love how your heart beats
Whenever I hold you
I love how you think of me
Without being told to
I love the way your touch is always heavenly
But darling most of all
I love how you love me
I love how your eyes close
Whenever you kiss me
And when I'm away from you
I love how you miss me
I love the way your touch is always heavenly
But darling most of all
I love how you love me
I love you how hug me
I love how you squeeze me
Tease me
Please me
Love how you love me
I love how you love me.

The Postal Service - Nothing Better
BOY
Will someone please call a surgeon
Who can crack my ribs and repair this broken heart that you're desserting
For better company
I can't accept that it's over
And I will block the door like a goalie tending the net in the third quarter
In the tie game rivalry
So just say how to make it right
And I swear I'll do my best to comply
Tell me am I right to think that there could be nothing better
Than making you my bride and slowly growing old together?

GIRL
I feel I must interject here
You're getting carried away
Feeling sorry for yourself with these revisions and gaps in history
So let me help you remember
I've made charts and graphs that should finally make it clear
I've prepared a lecture on why I have to leave
So please back away and let me go.

BOY
I can't my darling I love you so
Tell me am I right to think that there could be nothing better
Than making you my bride and slowly growing old together
Tell me am I right?

GIRL
Don't you feed me lies about some idealistic future
Your heart won't heal right if you keep tearing out the sutures.

BOY
I know that I have made mistakes
And I swear I'll never wrong you again

GIRL
You've got a lure I can't deny
But you've had your chance so say goodbye
Say goodbye.

The Get Up Kids - Valentine
It's words you forget to anniversary songs
The bottles bite back
Your tolerance wrong
Your good intentions count for little anymore
If you're sorry why wage war?
I'm not fully convinced there's something wrong with this
Could another point of view
Biased and untrue
Tear me away from you?
Will you be my valentine if I'm a world away?
Apologies are breaking me
Constants aren't so constant anymore
For two days I wait for calls to come through
Tonight for me translates to yesterday to you
You bend and you wave when you're barely awake
I wish I could say tonight when you bend and wave goodbye
You'd take me with you.

[Scottish Coo]

Can't Stop - Red Hot Chili Peppers

Canâ€t stop addicted to the shin dig
Cop top he says Iâ€m gonna win big
Choose not a life of imitation
Distant cousin to the reservation
Defunkt the pistol that you pay for
This punk the feeling that you stay for
In time I want to be your best friend
Eastside love is living on the westend
Knock out but boy you better come to
Donâ€t die you know the truth is some do
Go write your message on the pavement
Burnin†so bright I wonder what the wave meant
White heat is screaming in the jungle
Complete the motion if you stumble
Go ask the dust for any answers
Come back strong with 50 belly dancers

The world I love
The tears I drop
To be part of
The wave canâ€t stop
Ever wonder if itâ€s all for you
The world I love
The trains I hop
To be part of
The wave canâ€t stop
Come and tell me when itâ€s time to

Sweetheart is bleeding in the snowcone
So smart sheâ€s leading me to ozone
Music the great communicator
Use two sticks to make it in the nature
Iâ€ll get you into penetration
The gender of a generation
The birth of every other nation
Worth your weight the gold of meditation
This chapterâ€s going to be a close one
Smoke rings I know your going to blow one
All on a spaceship persevering
Use my hands for everything but steering
Canâ€t stop the spirits when they need you
Mop tops are happy when they feed you
J. butterfly is in the treetop
Birds that blow the meaning into bebop

The world I love
The tears I drop
To be part of
The wave canâ€t stop
Ever wonder if itâ€s all for you
The world I love
The trains I hop
To be part of
The wave canâ€t stop
Come and tell me when itâ€s time to

Wait a minute Iâ€m passing out
Win or lose just like you
Far more shocking
Than anything I ever knew
How about you
10 more reasons
Why I need somebody new just like you
Far more shocking than anything I ever knew
Right on cue

Canâ€t stop addicted to the shin dig
Cop top he says Iâ€m gonna win big
Choose not a life of imitation
Distant cousin to the reservation
Defunkt the pistol that you pay for
This punk the feeling that you stay for
In time I want to be your best friend
Eastside love is living on the westend
Knock out but boy you better come to
Donâ€t die you know the truth is some do
Go write your message on the pavement
Burnin†so bright I wonder what the wave meant

Kick start the golden generator
Sweet talk but donâ€t intimidate her
Canâ€t stop the gods from engineering
Feel no need for any interfering
Your image in the dictionary
This life is more than ordinary
Can I get 2 maybe even 3 of these
Come from space
To teach you of the pliedes
Canâ€t stop the spirits when they need you
This life is more than just a read thru

[Himizujin_Eternia]

Locomotive Breath - Jethro Tull

In the shuffling madess
Of the locomotive breath,
Runs the all-time loser,
Headlong to his death.
He feels the piston scraping –
Steam breaking on his brow --
Old charlie stole the handle and
The train wonâ€t stop going --
No way to slow down.
He sees his children jumping off
At the stations -- one by one.
His woman and his best friend --
In bed and having fun.
Heâ€s crawling down the corridor
On his hands and knees --
Old charlie stole the handle and
The train wonâ€t stop going --
No way to slow down.
He hears the silence howling --
Catches angels as they fall.
And the all-time winner
Has got him by the balls.
He picks up gideons Bible --
Open at page one --
Old charlie stole the handle and
The train wonâ€t stop going --
No way to slow down.

On The Turning Away - Pink Floyd

On the turning away
From the pale and downtrodden
And the words they say
Which we won't understand
"Don't accept that what's happening
Is just a case of others' suffering
Or you'll find that you're joining in
The turning away"
It's a sin that somehow
Light is changing to shadow
And casting it's shroud
Over all we have known
Unaware how the ranks have grown
Driven on by a heart of stone
We could find that we're all alone
In the dream of the proud
On the wings of the night
As the daytime is stirring
Where the speechless unite
In a silent accord
Using words you will find are strange
And mesmerised as they light the flame
Feel the new wind of change
On the wings of the night
No more turning away
From the weak and the weary
No more turning away
From the coldness inside
Just a world that we all must share
It's not enough just to stand and stare
Is it only a dream that there'll be
No more turning away?

[Kawaii_Vivi_Chan]

Wow, this is gonna take a while…

American Idiot by Green Day

Don't wanna be an American idiot.
Don't want a nation under the new mania.
And can you hear the sound of hysteria?
The subliminal mind fuck America.

Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alienation.
Everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
For that's enough to argue.

Well maybe I'm the faggot America.
I'm not a part of a redneck agenda.
Now everybody do the propaganda.
And sing along in the age of paranoia.

Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alienation.
Everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
For that's enough to argue.

Don't wanna be an American idiot.
One nation controlled by the media.
Information age of hysteria.
It's calling out to idiot America.

Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alienation.
Everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
For that's enough to argue.

Welcome to My Life by Simple Plan
Do you ever feel like breaking down?
Do you ever feel out of place?
Like somehow you just don�t belong
And no one understands you

You are viewing lyrics of Welcome To My Life by SIMPLE PLAN from the album Still Not Getting Any… (2004) at LyricsAndSongs.COM

Do you ever wanna run away?
Do you lock yourself in your room?
With the radio on turned up so loud
That no one hears you screaming

No you don�t know what it�s like
When nothing feels alright
You don�t know what it�s like to be like me

To be hurt
To feel lost
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked
When you�re down
To feel like you�ve been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down
When no one�s there to save you
No you don�t know what it�s like

Welcome to my life

Do you wanna be somebody else?
Are you sick of feeling so left out?
Are you desperate to find something more
Before your life is over

Are you stuck inside a world you hate?
Are you sick of everyone around?
With the big fake smiles and stupid lies
But deep inside you�re bleeding

No you don�t know what it�s like
When nothing feels alright
You don�t know what it�s like to be like me

To be hurt
To feel lost
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked
When you�re down
To feel like you�ve been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down
When no one�s there to save you
No you don�t know what it�s like

Welcome to my life

No one ever lies straight to your face
And no one ever stabbed you in the back
You might think I�m happy
But I�m not gonna be ok

Everybody always gave you what you wanted
You never had to work it was always there
You don�t know what it�s like
What it�s like

To be hurt
To feel lost
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked
When you�re down
To feel like you�ve been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down
When no one�s there to save you
No you don�t know what it�s like

To be hurt
To feel lost
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked
When you�re down
To feel like you�ve been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down
When no one�s there to save you
No you don�t know what it�s like

Welcome to my life

Welcome to my life

Welcome to my life

There are WAAY more, but I don't wanna post too much. I'm obsessed with rock.

[Kawaii_Vivi_Chan]

BACK HOME by YellowCard

Don't know what I was looking for when I went home, I found me alone
And sometimes I need someone to say, "You'll be all right. What's on your mind?"
But the water's shallow here and I am full of fear, and empty handed after two long years

Another sunny day in Californ-i-a
I'm sure back home they'd love to see it
But they don't know that what you love is ripped away
Before you get a chance-before you get a chance to feel it

Back home I always thought I wanted so much more, now I'm not too sure
Cause sometimes I miss knowing someone's there for me and feeling free
Free to stand beside the ocean in moonlight
And light myself a smoke beneath the dark Atlantic sky

Another sunny day in Californ-i-a
I'm sure back home they'd love to see it
But they don't know that what you love is ripped away
Before you get a chance, before you get a chance to feel it

Everybody here is living life in fear of falling out of line
Tearing lives apart and breaking lots of hearts just to pass the time
And the eyes get red in the back of your head, this place will make you blind
Put it all behind me and I'll be just fine

Another sunny day beneath this cloudless sky
Sometimes I wish that it would rain here
And wash away the west coast dreaming from my eyes
There's nothing real for them to see here

Another starry night in Californ-i-a
I'm sure back home they'd love to see it
But they don't know that what you love is ripped away
Before you get a chance, before you get a chance to feel it

And the best song ever….

Dragostea Din Tei by O-Zone! :lol:

Mai-ia-hii
Mai-ia-huu
Mai-ia-haa
Mai-ia-ha ha

Mai-ia-hii
Mai-ia-huu
Mai-ia-haa
Mai-ia-ha ha

Mai-ia-hii
Mai-ia-huu
Mai-ia-haa
Mai-ia-ha ha

Mai-ia-hii
Mai-ia-huu
Mai-ia-haa
Mai-ia-ha ha

Hallo, salut, sunt eu, un haiduc
Si te rog, iubirea mea, primeste fericirea
Hallo, hallo, sunt eu Picasso
Ti-am dat beep, si sunt voinic
Dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic

Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma, nu ma iei
Nu ma, nu ma iei
Nu ma, nu ma, nu ma iei
Chipul tau si dragostea din tei
Mi-amintesc de ochii tai

Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma, nu ma iei
Nu ma, nu ma iei
Nu ma, nu ma, nu ma iei
Chipul tau si dragostea din tei
Mi-amintesc de ochii tai

Te sun, sa-ti spun, ce simt acum
Hallo, iubirea mea, sunt eu, fericirea
Hallo, hallo, sunt iarasi eu, Picasso
Ti-am dat beep, si sunt voinic
Dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic

Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma, nu ma iei
Nu ma, nu ma iei
Nu ma, nu ma, nu ma iei
Chipul tau si dragostea din tei
Mi-amintesc de ochii tai

Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma, nu ma iei
Nu ma, nu ma iei
Nu ma, nu ma, nu ma iei
Chipul tau si dragostea din tei
Mi-amintesc de ochii tai

Mai-ia-hii
Mai-ia-huu
Mai-ia-haa
Mai-ia-ha ha

Mai-ia-hii
Mai-ia-huu
Mai-ia-haa
Mai-ia-ha ha

Mai-ia-hii
Mai-ia-huu
Mai-ia-haa
Mai-ia-ha ha

Mai-ia-hii
Mai-ia-huu
Mai-ia-haa
Mai-ia-ha ha

Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma, nu ma iei
Nu ma, nu ma iei
Nu ma, nu ma, nu ma iei
Chipul tau si dragostea din tei
Mi-amintesc de ochii tai

Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma, nu ma iei
Nu ma, nu ma iei
Nu ma, nu ma, nu ma iei
Chipul tau si dragostea din tei
Mi-amintesc de ochii tai
:lol:

[Roronoa Zolo]

Weird Al: This Is The Life

I eat filet mignon seven times a day
My bathtub's filled with Perrier
What can I say
This is the life

I buy a dozen cars when I'm in the mood
I hire somebody to chew my food
I'm an upwardly mobile dude
This is the life

They say that money corrupts you
But I can't really tell
I got the whole world at my feet
And I think it's pretty swell

I got women lined up outside my door
They've been waitin' there since the week before
Who could ask for more
This is the life

You're dead for a real long time
You just can't prevent it
So if money can't buy happiness
I guess I'll have to rent it

Yeah, every day I make the front page news
No time to pay my dues
I got a million pairs of shoes
This is the life

I got a solid gold Cadillac
I make a fortune while I sleep
You can tell I'm a living legend
Not some ordinary creep

No way, I'm the boss, the big cheese
Yeah, I got this town on its knobby little knees
And I can do just what I please
This is the life

That's right, I'm the king, number one
I buy monographed Kleenex by the ton
I pay the bills, I call the shots
I grease the palms, I buy the yachts

One thing I can guarantee
The best things in life, they sure ain't free
It's such a thrill just to be me
This is the life
Waah, this is the life

[Scottish Coo]

This song I only just heard from my new cd, and I love it. One of those very-emotional songs.

I Could Die For You - Red Hot Chili Peppers

Something inside the cards
I know is right
Donâ€t want to live
Somebody elses life
This is what I want to be
And this is what I give to you
Because I get it free
She smiles while I do my time

I could die for you
Oh this life I choose

Iâ€m here to be your only go-between
To tell you of the sights
These eyes have seen
What I really want to do is
Turn it into motion
Beauty that I canâ€t abuse
You know that Iâ€d use my senses to
You can see that
Itâ€s only everywhere
Iâ€d take it all and then
Iâ€d find a way to share

Come along and go
Along with me
Wander with me yo
Itâ€s all for free

I could die for you
Whatchu wanna do
Oh this life I choose

Come again and tell me
Where you want to go
What it means for me
To be with you alone
Close the door and
No one has to know
How we are

Come along and go
Along with me
Wander with me yo
Itâ€s all for free

I could die for you
Whatchu want to do
Oh this life I choose

[an!c]

Under The Bridge - RHCP

Sometimes I feel
Like I don't have a partner
Sometimes I feel
Like my only friend
Is the city I live in
The city of angels
Lonely as I am
Together we cry

I drive on her streets
'Cause she's my companion
I walk through her hills
'Cause she knows who I am
She sees my good deeds
And she kisses me windy
I never worry
Now that is a lie

I don't ever want to feel
Like I did that day
Take me to the place I love
Take me all the way

It's hard to believe
That there's nobody out there
It's hard to believe
That I'm all alone
At least I have her love
The city she loves me
Lonely as I am
Together we cry

I don't ever want to feel
Like I did that day
Take me to the place I love
Take me all that way

Under the bridge downtown
Is where I drew some blood
Under the bridge downtown
I could not get enough
Under the bridge downtown
Forgot about my love
Under the bridge downtown
I gave my life away

Scar Tissue - RHCP

Scar tissue that I wish you saw
Sarcastic mister know it all
Close your eyes and I'll kiss you 'cause
With the birds I'll share
With the birds I'll share
This lonely view
With the birds I'll share
This lonely view

Push me up against the wall
Young Kentucky girl in a push-up bra
Fallin' all over myself
To lick your heart and taste your health 'cause
With the birds I'll share
This lonely view…

Blood loss in a bathroom stall
Southern girl with a scarlet drawl
Wave good-bye to ma and pa 'cause
With the birds I'll share
With the birds I'll share
This lonely view
With the birds I'll share
This lonely view

Soft spoken with a broken jaw
Step outside but not to brawl
Autumn's sweet we call it fall
I'll make it to the moon if I have to crawl and
With the birds I'll share
This lonely view...

Scar tissue that I wish you saw
Sarcastic mister know it all
Close your eyes and I'll kiss you 'cause
With the birds I'll share
With the birds I'll share
This lonely view
With the birds I'll share
This lonely view...

2 of their landmark songs. and 2 of their most popular songs.

[Solar Knight]

The Man Song

Ladies and Gentle man the man song!

_(He's the man, He's the man)
(Crew Laughs)

I don't take no crap from anyone else but you,
I wear the pants around here when im finished with your laundry,
Cause I'm a guy you don't wanna fight,
When I say jump you say, "Yeah Right!"
Im the man of this house until you get home

(He's the man, He's the man)

What I say goes around here right out the window,
And I don't want to hear alot of whining so I'll shut up,
The sooner you learn whos boss around here
The sooner you can give me my orders dear,
Cause I'm head huncho around here but its all in my heeeeaaaadddd!!

(He's the man, He's the man)

And I can have sex any time that you want,
Cause I'm a man who has needs but they're not that important,
And don't expect any flowers from me cause if im not mistaken you perfer jewlery,
I'm the king of my castle when your not around,

(He's the man, He's the man)

And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want to get in trouble,
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready, to sleep on the couch,
Cause a MAN's gotta do what a MAN's gotta do,
and I'm gonna do what you tell me to,
Because I'm top dog around here but I've been nutered!!

(He's the man, He's the man)

You da man!_

The Toast Song

_all around the country coast to coast,
people always say what do you like most,
I don't wanna brag i don't wanna boast,
I always tell 'em I like toast.

yeah TOAST yeah TOAST

i get up in the mornin' bout six AM,
have a little jelly have a little jam,
take a piece of bread put it in the slot,
push down the lever and the wires gets hot,
i get toast.

yeah TOAST yeah TOAST

now there's no secret to toasting perfection,
there's a dial on the side and you make your selection,
push to the dark or the light and then,
if it pops too soon press down again,
make toast.

yeah TOAST yeah TOAST

when the first caveman drove in from the drags,
didn't know what would go with the bacon and the eggs,
must have been a genius got it in his head,
plug the toaster in the wall,
buy a bag of bread,
make toast.

yeah TOAST yeah TOAST

oui monsieur bonjour coquette,
uh huh croissante vous a ver,
maurice chevalier effeil tower,
oh oui maria bagette bon soir,

FRENCH TOAST FRENCH TOAST

in chicago around the Bob and Tom show

YEAH TOAST_

[Shinagamithe3rd]

Not really a whole song but just a few lyrics that are best.

Bring in yer poo poo,
Bring in yer doo doo,
I say Yoo-Hoo,
The Shorties say thank you.
It's fo' the shorties!!-
Sir Loin / MC Pee Pants (Aqua Teen Hunger Force)

[Cap'n Carter]

Frank Zappa: Heavenly Bank Account

And if these words you do not heed
Your pocketbook just kinda might recede
When some man comes along and claims a godly need
He will clean you out right through your tweed

That's right, you asked for it, remember there is a big difference between kneeling down and bending over . . .

_He's got twenty million dollars
In his Heavenly Bank Account . . .
All from those chumps who was
Born again
Oh yeah, oh yeah

He's got seven limousines
And a private plane . . .
All for the use of his
Special Friends
Oh yeah, oh yeah

He's got thousand-dollar suits
And a Wembley Tie . . .
Girls love to stroke it
While he's on the phone
Oh yeah, oh yeah

At the House of Representatives
He's a groovy guy . . .
When he Gives Thanks
He is not alone . . .

He is dealin'
He is really dealin'
IRS can't determine
Where The Hook is

It is easy with the Bible
To pretend that
You're in Show Biz
(And a-one, and a-two, and a . . . )

They won't get him
They will never get him
For the naughty stuff
That he did

It is best in cases like this
To pretend that
You are stupid
(DOH . . . )

He's got Presidential Help
All along the way
He says the grace
While the lawyers chew
Oh yeah
They sure do

And the Governors agree to say:
"He's a lovely man!"
He makes it easier for
Them to screw
All of you . . .
Yes, that's true!

'Cause he helps put The Fear of God
In the Common Man
Snatchin' up money
Everywhere he can
Oh yeah
Oh yeah

He's got twenty million dollars
In his Heavenly Bank Account
You ain't got nothin', people
You ain't got nothin', people
You ain't got nothin', people
Thank the man . . . oh yeah

As we end another broadcast day
Let me say
That you ain't got nothin'
And he's got it all
And your miserable self
Is against the wall
The only thing you have not tried
It's the sport of chumps
That's SUICIDE_

[MonkeyD.Luffy_]

" King Rocker "

Jailhouse Rocker roots training down
In Memphis
Liverpool Johnny rocks out round Paul's place
Seconds away as the rhythm comes down
King faces King in the ring for the crown
King rocker king rocker - rock rock rock
King Kong
King Kong
Elvis from the body shakes from the hipbone
Quarry St. kids in leather take Hamburg
Creole was sharp but his guitar was acoustic
Go Johnny go use your electric
-crazy man crazy
King rocker king rocker - rock rock rock
King Kong
King Kong
King rocker king rocker - rock rock rock
King Kong
Round three - Ali buzzin like a bee,
Elvis in the corner and won't catch me
Round four - Johnny lookin' poor,
gotta find a hit gotta even up the score
Round five - some jive, Elvis took a dive
waitin' for the towel more dead than alive
Round six, seven, eight, nine, -
Ref stops the fight with the men on forty two
For a rematch in heaven
If they ever come through
(Gotta) see this fight right thru 'til the last round
well Follow the man
Whose puttin' out the boss sound
Of king rocker king rocker -rock rock rock
King Kong
King Kong
King Kong
King Kong
King rocker king rocker -rock rock rock
King Kong
King Kong
King Kong
King Kong

"Prison Bound"(if u dont like this song something is wrong with you)
Well, I'm goin' to a place where the tough guys go
and come out even tougher.
A place where a man don't show his feelings,
A place where a man don't cry.
Well they say I'm being punished
And they say I can be reformed
But some day I'll return.
Did they really think that
this time it would work.
You knew all along it wouldn't
chorus:
Oh, I'm prison bound
I did a crime one too many times.
It's on the outskirts of town, by the railroad tracks
Where the country moon shines.
Oh, I'm prison bound
Tell my girl I'll be back one day.
Oh, I'm prison bound
I may never know any other way.
Well, they take away my freedom of expression or action
Johnny says I'll walk the line
With three hots and a cot
and a lot of talk
With lock-up, concrete, and steel.
Well it's cold and it's clammy
Man, it's colder than a pimp's heart
But I've gotta do my time
There's a lesson to be learned here
but what a price to pay.
You know, I may never learn-
chorus:
Oh, I'm prison bound
I did a crime one too many times.
It's on the outskirts of town, by the railroad tracks
Where the country moon shines.
Oh, I'm prison bound
Tell my girl I'll be back one day.
Oh, I'm prison bound
I may never know any other way.

"Whips and furs" (you have to like this song)

Dance to the music, dance to the music.
Dance to the music, dance to the music.
'Cos if you dance to the music,
The night will last, the night will last,
The night will go on and on.

He drives a black Cadillac, whips and furs in the back.
He drives a black Cadillac, whips and furs in the back.
An' if you dance to the music,
The night will last, the night will last,
The night will go on and on.

You can take a chance on love, one more dance on love.
You can take a chance on love, one more dance on love.
'Cos if you dance to the music,
The night will last, the night will last,
The night will go on and on.

"Baby Baby"

Mmm, you're so pretty,
Not to talk to you would be a crime.
Aah, let me put my arms around you,
Just wanna use up a litt;le of your time.
(And I go -)

Baby baby baby,
Baby baby baby,
Baby baby baby,]
Won't you be my girl.

Aah, your eyes are so pretty,
And the clothes you wear they're so fine.
Hey won't you come round to my place
Just wanna use up a little of your time.
(And I go -)

Baby baby baby,
Won't you be my girl,
Etc.

alittle part from "Great Big Kiss"
You gotta walk right up to her(doom doom doom)
Give her a great big kiss AWO!
Tell her that i love her tell her that i care
Tell her that ill always be there,That ill always be there

alittle part from "Big Women"
DODODOODO! …DODOODODOD! (Big women!)
DODOODODODODODOODODO! THUMP! THUMP! Thump!
Big women i love their size,big women have lovely thighs
big women! big women! big women fill my eyes !

theres moree...

[igalsfy]

bloodhound gang - you're pretty when i'm drunk

One night me and the crew hit the road on a mission
To slurp free brew and go fuzzy flounder fishin'
Kayjees on the hi-fi and the keg was bottomless
Until we brought Skip O'Pot2Mus
And Daddy's gonna get some probably underage and dumb
And everybody knows that the Daddy eats his young
Lupus in the lavatory makin' a big stink
Macin' up the toilet seat and poopin' in the sink
M.S.G.'s tanked up and wizzin' in a cup
Waitin' for a sprinkle genie to come and drink it up
'Cause I'm the One Bottle Willy with the Twelve Horse Ale
After that I get silly like Soupy Sales
Now it's midnight and I'm completely boofy blitzed
A six of Schlitz and the Jew brew Manischewitz
With my beer-tinted glasses I'm ready to biddy battle
I'm "Hungry Like The Wolf" but I'll end up tendin' cattle

'Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk
You're pretty when I'm drunk
You're pretty when I'm drunk
You're pretty when I'm drunk
You're pretty when I'm drunk
You're pretty when I'm drunk
You're pretty when I'm drunk
And I'm pretty fuckin' drunk

Here she comes a funky fried cutie
Mr. Jimmy Pop Ali is gonna get some booty
'Cause I'm Mr. McFeelie with a Speedy Delivery
You'd think I was a ditch the way this chick was diggin' me
But maybe I should check and see if this is where I wanna be
Hey Lupus is she cute? Yeah for a Pygmy
What do you know? You're probably goin' home alone
And it wouldn't be the first time that I gave a dog a bone
Plus beauty it's only skin deep
It's in the eye of the beholder and my beholder's about to tweak
I could tap that barrel in fact I know I can
It's a mçnagç a trois you and me and Heineken

'Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk
You're pretty when I'm drunk
You're pretty when I'm drunk
You're pretty when I'm drunk
You're pretty when I'm drunk
You're pretty when I'm drunk
You're pretty when I'm drunk
And I'm pretty fuckin' drunk

Regrets I've had a few
First and foremost I'd like to mention you
For the sake of conversation we'll call you the brand new heavy
You're a mix between an Ugnaut and Eugene Levy
You can call it big-boned I'd prefer to call it gut
You're Buddha you're Shamu you're Jabba the fuckin' Hutt
You had harpoon scars and your boobies were hairy
I smelt tuna melt but I wasn't gonna worry
It was 3:00 A.M. and I wasn't gettin' squat
So I rolled you up in flour and aimed it for the wet spot
I was buttering rolls like a soup kitchen Christian
Then it hit me somethin' bit me while my little rod was fishing
I was deep sea fishin' I took a fat chance
But how was I supposed to know that Jabberjaws lived in your pants?
At that junction I came to realize
That only Frank Purdue likes thighs that size
Fatty fatty boom ba latty I gotta lament
That you were not a girl you were an experiment

'Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk
You're pretty when I'm drunk
You're pretty when I'm drunk
You're pretty when I'm drunk
You're pretty when I'm drunk
You're pretty when I'm drunk
You're pretty when I'm drunk
And I'm pretty fuckin' drunk

You're pretty when I'm drunk
You're pretty when I'm drunk
You're pretty when I'm drunk
You're pretty when I'm drunk
You're pretty when I'm drunk
You're pretty when I'm drunk
You're pretty when I'm drunk
And I'm pretty fuckin' drunk

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[Ral]

Iron Maiden - The Trooper

You'll take my life but I'll take yours too
You'll fire your musket but I'll run you through
So when you're waiting for the next attack
You'd better stand there's no turning back.

The bugle sounds and the charge begins
But on this battlefield no one wins
The smell of acrid smoke and horses breath
As I plunge on into certain death.

The horse he sweats with fear we break to run
The mighty roar of the Russian guns
And as we race towards the human wall
The screams of pain as my comrades fall

We hurdle bodies that lay on the ground
And the Russians fire another round
We get so near yet so far away
We won't live to fight another day.

We get so close near enough to fight
When a Russian gets me in his sights
He pulls the trigger and I feel the blow
A burst of rounds take my horse below.

And as I lay there gazing at the sky
My body's numb and my throat is dry
And as I lay forgotten and alone
Without a tear I draw my parting groan

[normyk]

Xandria have very quickly moved to the top of the list of my favorite bands and this song is one of the reasons why.

Xandria - Back to the River
I can recall my name - but it was not the same
I fear I'd gone astray - I've almost gone insane

Sometimes I still can hear - echoes of silent fears
But on that winter's day - you swept them all away

These were the times when I longed for the river
And I closed my eyes and you laid your hands down on me

Not just a burning sin - a candle in the wind
It was so much more - I want to thank you for

I can see you, still my friend
Still so deep inside of me

You filled my void, you let me fly
You broke my chains, you showed me life
You set me up, you made me true
I was back at the river with you

This is one of my all time favorite songs and one I've s-l-o-w-l-y been working on an AMV to.

Apoptygma Berzerk - Love Never Dies
Forever in your arms, you said. Forever in my heart.
My love for you will make us both fly higher.
Driven by the power that is burning in my heart.
I know my faith, and you will keep us together.

Forever in your arms, you said. Forever in my heart.
My love for you will make us both fly higher.
I sense your presence in this room, I feel that you are near.
So hold me close and whisper love is forever.
(Love is forever)
Love never dies.

[MonkeyD.Luffy_]

"Pirate Love" ( its an awsm song and when i listen to it now it reminds me of sanji haha)

You've got to walk that walk
You've got to talk that talk
You've got to be that girl
In the diamond world
C'mon cut me so fast

Pirate love
Is what I'm looking for
Pirate love
Is what I'm wanting for
I never ever
needed it so bad
Yeah!

Well the blood's running cold, ain't it
All the mommies are praying
Little girls are saying 'no'
And big girls always want more

Pirate love
Is what I'm looking for
Pirate love
Is what I'm wanting for
I never ever
needed it so bad
Yeah!

Well I'm locked in all these getups
Everybody seems too cruel
I can't tell who's who
Without a bag of voodoo

Pirate love
Is what I'm looking for
Pirate love
Is what I'm wanting for
I never ever
needed it so fast
Fast!
Fast!

Pirate love
Is what I'm looking for
Pirate love
Is what I'm wanting for
I never ever
needed it so bad
Yeah!