A. Chopper.
Q. What if Kon and Chopper traded places for a day?
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A: Luffy: "What the hell is this…"
Q: What do I do when I have to piss, and there's only a urinal (but somebody shitted in it)?
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A: Sell child porn
Q: Why is there an annoying person sitting next to me? -
A: You're unlucky
Q: Why do I have to go to school only a few minutes from now?
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A) Because you're still in fourth grade.
Q) What happens when Nami and Robin get PMS… AT THE SAME TIME?? -
A-Rough hardcore hentai.
Q-Wasn't Nami PMSing during the Jaya arc?
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A: Yes. Of course.
Q: How many more pages will this thread be allowed to go on?
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A-Until the time it took to make the complete One Piece story after One Piece is completed.
Q-Who'd really be here if One Piece started to go DBZ?
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A: Fanboys.
Q: How coem this page was filled with non-One Piece related questions?
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A: BECAUSE THEY BE N00BZ
Q: What if Luffy started to do a "IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZAH" around Aokiji would he be offended.
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A-Everybody is offended. Except for Aokiji. He's just too cool for that.
Q-Who uses the most puns in the 4kids version of One Piece?
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A: KAAAAAHN!!!!
Q: Who has the highest chance of breaking the foruth wall?
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Hattori. Aren't you glad they stopped dubbing?
OP and ES21 crossover. Who does Hiruma shoot first and to what result?
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A: Nami, and Sanji has to play Hiruma's position after he puts the poor bastard in traction for a month.
Q: Would Sanji do well as a field goal kicker?
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No. He'll cut the ball with a kick. It's the exact same reason CP9 loses at football. Rankyaku has its limits. :)
What have they combed out of Kumadori's hair lately?
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A: Orphans.
Q: Does anyone realise Nami is an orphan?
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A: Only Nami? What about Sanji or even Zoro?
Q: What if Blueno do Air Door and accidentally fall in a dimension filled of grotesque monsters that might came from a H.P. Lovecraft's story?
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A: Then, he'd fall in a dimension filled of grotesque monsters that might came from a H.P. Lovecraft's story.
Q: Who be hotter: Robin or Matsumoto? -
A) Your MOM!
Q) Which One Piece character doesn't have a mother and why? -
A: Zoro. A man with such firm buttocks must have come from a magical hole in the ground.
Q: Who elese came from the hole in the ground?
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A) Chopper. In the OP World, reindeer are burrowing animals.
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A: Don't you know purple-haired girls come from magical holes in the ground?
It's just that Robin's mom was sitting in that hole when Robin was born.Q: Why isn't Aokiji insanely rich in an ice factory?
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A: Dunno, I'm underaged.
Q: Why isn't Aokiji insanely rich in an ice factory?
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A: Cause he is to lazy…
B: In which episode/chapter could I see the reactions of the SH about the bounties of Zoro and Luffy after Arabasta... Sorry
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A: Check out an episode guide or buy vol. 25.
Q: Is Kalifa a yaoi fan?
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A) NO, she OBVIOUSLY prefers girl-on-girl action.
Q) How would Califa's soap react with Mr. 3's wax? -
A: It would make ivory soap
Q: Seriously, who be hotter, Robin or Matsumoto? -
A: Robin Q:When will Usopp kisses Nami
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A) Right after Sanji ass-rapes Franky.
Q) Which OP character is most likely to be repeatedly raped? -
A: Usopp
Q: Since Rayman's bodyparts levetate, does his penis too? -
A: This has to do with Buggy, isn't it?
Q: What if Lucci meet Dracula?
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A: Dracula would try and suck his blood, but fail. The failure would not be due to using tekkai, but because Lucci is, in fact, heartless.
Q: What if Luffy met Lucci….on 4chan?
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A. They'd form a band called "The Devil and D".
Q. What if Dr. Wiley and Begabank teamed up?
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A: Then we'd have a birthday bash!
Q: What kind of a Dub Piece voice would they give Bellamy? -
A: A gangsta voice.
Q: What if the whole Jaya arc had a gangsta theme?
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A. Bellamy would be Capo Bello and his DF power would be razor wire instead of springs, Sarquiss would be Made-man Sarquisso and his weapon would be throwing knives instead of a Kukri, the hotel they took over would have a romanesque theme, Capo Bello would have given Cricket, Luffy and Zoro the kiss of death before messing them up, and Don Fenicottero would have put a hit out on Capo Bello instead of coming himself.
Q. So what would the symbol of the Fenicottero Mafia be?
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A: Shock and poop.
Q: Does Spandam like leather?
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A) No, it's pleather. Get it right.
Q) Seriously, what should Spandam do now that his back is broken? -
A: Try the chiropratic funky therapy managed by Dr. Jango and Dr. Fullbody.
Q: What happened when Argentine changed its capital name Bueno Aires for Blueno Aires?
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A) All the tourists were strangely murdered.
Q) What happened when London changed its name to Spandon? -
A)It became the world reference for thight and durable spandex and people there, started wearing spandex to their daily routine.
Q)How in the world did Luffy managed to change his hairdue into a fro during the Davy Back Fight?
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A) He was blasted with magical 'fro rays from the moon.
Q) What happens when Eneru encounters these magical 'fro rays on the moon? -
A)He grows a fro, which then becomes a super-conductor for static elecricity.
Q)WHat happens if Wapol eats Luffy's fro?
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A) He turns to Kuromarimo and says, "Duuuuuuuuuuuude."
Q) What happens when Wapol eats Ace?
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A. It's like a spicy taco.
Q. Who else would eat a spicy taco?
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A: Uhhh… Califa?
Q: Who's "into" that?
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A-Everybody except for Zoro and Paulie would be into that.
Q-Who Luffy come in from behind? more innuendo
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A: Bellamy, because you know… that physics matter.
Q: What if Luffy fought in Enies Lobby, instead Blueno, with Kumadori or Fukurou?
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A: Kumidori would have been destroyed and Furoku would also have been destroyed (Blueno had more dokurikis)
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A: No, because people are still in awe of gaimon.
Q: Isn't Brooke to normal of a name?
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A-With his character design, having Brooke as a name just makes him even weirder.
Q-What monsters would all the Straw Hats be if they made a color spread with all the SHs being monsters?
