A) Great enough for people to beat him up.
Q) Is Luffy immune to food poisoning?
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A. I think that not!
Q. How does Sanji kick major ass, WITHOUT his legs?
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A. With his secret third leg.
Q. Is it hidden with Gin's balls?
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A: No, it's hidden with Kuro's Neko Te Mi
Q: What will be like if the Straw Hat's villain of the next arc is Norman Bates?
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A) Nami will get stabbed in a shower, and then Luffy will have to go back and tell Genzo what happened.
Q) What will Genzo do??
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A: Kill him. It turns out that Mermen are his Kryptonite, and he's actaully had his bones lined with seastone in some weird government experiment thing.
Q: You know that thing that most villians do, when they block Usopp's ammo with one hand (Arlong, Mr.1 Enel)? Well, what would be funny thing would happen if this move went wrong?
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A. Their hand would explode into millions of tiny, smelly bits.
Q. Does Sanji use Boom! Tough atcin Tinactin to combat his athletes foot?
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A: yeah it helps with all the burning
Q: Does he have other areas that burn?
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A: His love for women.
Q: Is Chooper teh shmexbomb?
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A: Shmex what? Chopper even doesn't know what it means.
Q: How can Kaya be corrupted in matter of morality?
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A) By getting horribly drunk with Tashigi and losing all her clothes in a slow-motion "pillow fight"
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A: Kaya and Tashigi decide to go out dressed as Frank N Furter and sing on the streets all drunk. Then they are arrested for disorder, Tashigi is stripped from her rank and Kaya gets bad reputation.
Q: Now how is gonna to be their lives?
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A) They will travel to Massachusetts and get married.
Q) What does Smoker think of this new development? -
A: Pleased. Very.
Q: Kaya x Mohmoo. How does Boodle get involved?
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A. He steals Kaya's bikini top and Moomoo has a nosebleed and dies.
Q. What kind of steaks did Sanji make with the corpse?
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A: Steaks of love, because he can't stop stare at Kaya's topless body.
Q: Spandam ate the Moose Moose Fruit! And now?
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A: It's the adventure of Rocky and Spandam!
Rocky: What's you got in your hat Spandam?
Spandam: Spandam slowly tilts his head,runs up and punches him
Shut kick up kick you worthless kick criminal!Rocky: And *ow now for ow for something you'll really like!
Q: Who ate the squirrel squirrel fruit?
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A: The next villain? XD
Q: What if One Piece was like this:
?The key to productivity is to rotate your avoidance techniques.~Too Much Coffee Man
Name: Leaf
Friend Code: 2492-3809-4869
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I think a political theme shonen would be interesting. Bloke works his way up from city council to president/prime minister/chancellor/Vice God
Why does anime tend to run ~50 weeks a year new, no repeats, when American cartoons are lucky to get 13-15 weeks new a year?
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A: Oda's law.
Q: What happened when Spandine tried to break the fourth wall?
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A: He gained that power to endure insane amounts of punishment.
Q: Seriously though, how does Spandam do that?
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A: Do that what? I can't see.
Q: What would be a crossover between Nezumi and Space Ghost?
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A: I'm not sure what Nezumi is, but I'm certain at several points in this crossover Space Ghost would blast Zorak for some reason and Brak will bellow out something that barely resembles a song.
Q: How ironic is it that we're technically pirating an anime about pirates?
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A: Not very. You guys have been doing this for years now.
Q: Now that we're talking about pirates, who wants to swab the deck?
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Okay, I think this has gone on long enough. I mean I saw Usopp walk away on the train and some guy named the sogeking appeared, but i dont understand I though at least at this point Oda would have brought him back or at least showed what he is doing like fixing going merry or maybe he went home or something. I dont read the manga so can anyone tell me if and when he comes back?
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Okay, I think this has gone on long enough. I mean I saw Usopp walk away on the train and some guy named the sogeking appeared, but i dont understand I though at least at this point Oda would have brought him back or at least showed what he is doing like fixing going merry or maybe he went home or something. I dont read the manga so can anyone tell me if and when he comes back?
Off-topic dude. Go somewhere else not here. This is not the topic, can't you see? Go to Wikipedia, it'll help.
A: Spandam wants to swab the deck. With Mistress Hina watching over him. And by swab, I mean whip himself. And by the deck, I mean his back. And when I mean watch over, I mean laughing at how pathetic Spandam is.
Q: Sogeking vs. Usobada. Who wins and how does Chopperman get involved?
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Usobada… he's got those useful servants. And Chopperman doesn't get involved because he doesn't want to get his hooves dirty.
Why does Zorogiller (from same omake) look so much like Wolverine?
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A) BECAUSE ZORO AND WOLVERINE ARE ONE AND THE SAME!!!
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A. Nah, it's Kuro and his Shukashi.
Q. Monkey D. Luffy vs. Wukong the Monkey King of Legend. How long does Luffy last and can Wukong's Kinkobo extend longer than Luffy's arm?
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A) IT EXTENDS TO THE MOON!! ENEL FOR THE WIN!
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A: BREATH!
Q: Then what will Enel do?!
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A. Get his thing caught in the Zipper.
Q. What Zipper?
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A) The…Gomu Gomu...no...zipper...thing...(wouldn't his earlobes be more likely to get caught in things?)
Q) It's the middle of a fight. The Marines are closing in! Nami notices that Sanji's fly is open! WHAT DOES SHE DO?? -
A) Hit him in the gap between his two legs
Q) Usopp is caught Nose-raping Chopper…..what does Luffy do?
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A) Tell Usopp to leave forever, then welcome Sogeking back with open arms.
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A: It wouldn't be cool; the girls would use their charm to manipulate you.
Q: Now again… What would be a crossover between Nezumi and Space Ghost? And nothing of ask who the heck is Nezumi.
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A) Corrupt Marine interviews fishmen live!
Q) Crossover between Fairly Oddparents and…Baroque Works. Details? -
Oh… Here go:
Vivi is an average kid who is bullied by everyone, but is often by her evil babysitter called Robin, who threats her to give Hana Hana Spank if Vivi doesn't obey her orders. Fortunately, Vivi has Fairy Godparents, or better just one: Bon Cosmo, a male/female fairy that just does crap and is always putting Vivi in trouble. The other character of this "amazing" cartoon includes Mr. 3, Vivi's obsessed teacher by wax sculptures.
Q: How Bellamy's life became after his defeat in the hands of Luffy?
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Q) What would be of Jango if Oda made him inspired in Iggy Pop instead Michael Jackson?
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A: There would be a lot less funking around Fullbody.
Q: Apis vs. A stick. Who wins?
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A: I have to admit….there's no other choice...Apis. She could use her...devil fruit powers...to have some dog eat it or something. vomit Oh god!
Q: What can cure this overwhelming sickness?
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A. Chopper's special Epicac ball.
Q. If all the Mugiwara ate this ball, who would puke first?
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A: Nami, she has a weak stomach.
Q: Now that CP9 has been defeated, can Kalifa get a job as Sexual Harassment Panda?
"Crack is wack!"
- Whitney Houston
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A: Only if she fuses with Spandam…or Pandaman.
Q: How would Cailpha fuse with either of these persons?
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A. It would be with Spandam cause he's scum.
Soap reacts with lime to form an insoluble deposit (soap scum) in "hard water":
2Na+(R-COO)-(aq) + Ca2+(HCO3-)2(aq) → 2Na+(HCO3)-(aq) + Ca(R-COO)2(s) - where R stands for an alkyl group (ppt)Q. Did you understand a word of that second sentence?
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A: No, happy now?
Q: What would happen if 4Kids's Texan Robin end up in the movie The Texas Chainsaw Massacre?
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A: She would play the part of the chain saw, With her arms and all.
Q: Should luffy learn a new move callled gomu gomu No Triceratops Where he well extends 3 arms :cough: :cough: His magic 3rd arm.http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v601/kiksq/gomugomunotriceritops.png
"These are a kinder gentler Nazi," -McGuckin
