Lame Jokes? Me never, Ma Ha Ha Ha Ha
A_Well sanji, the internet is a series of tubes.
Q_Does anyone else know aboot this fad?
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A) Does Luffy eat meat?
Q) What do Robin and Chopper eat at their romantic dinner with Usopp-kun? -
A. Nothing they just drink tea…
Q. What the world be like if Sanji knew you can find "beatifull" ladies from the internet? O.o
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A) Depends on whether he thinks it's dishonouring them or not…
Q) What does Zoro look at on the internet? -
A.) www.apforums.net to come up with his new attacks
Q.) Why does the Buster Call only use ten ships? -
A: So there's less to Explode!
Q: If they are supposed to kill EVERYONE during a buster call, Why are the Marines not commiting Suicide?
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A) They will after everyone is dead.
Q) How will they do it? -
A: WITH NUCLEAR BOMBS! TO GET RID OF THE REST OF THE ISLAND!!!
Q:… They have Nuclear Bombs?
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A) As well as telephones, napalm, and automatic weapons, so why not.
Q) Why not? -
A_Why yes?
Q_Why yes??
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A) No.
Q) What is Usopp's TRUE nationality? -
A: Becasue My Bologna has a first name.
Q: Oscar or Myer??
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Neither. I need drugs :w00t:
Weed or Crack? No, cocaine!
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Neither, its O-S-C-A-R. There is a difference.
Edit:Damn, beaten again!
Have a hash brownie!If all the women in One Piece had a beauty pagent, who would win?
Originally Posted by Nightwing
Stay focused, cause right now you have a decision to make. Are you a man perpetually looking back at what he’s lost, or a man looking forward, to what he might become?
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A: ME!
no, no…seriously.
ME!!, Especially since I'd incapaciate the judges ahead of time. Maybe put a cage around the stage.( I'd be watching the pagent btw, I'm winning metaphorically.)
Q: Woah, was that a little dark?
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A_Not robin cause of her nose. NAMI!! Duh Edit:AW MAN! Here, have some weed.
A2_No, compared to what my sis would do.
What up with Robin and Usopp's nose-OOH A HASH BROWNEH!! Yum.
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A-Thats right…eat the hash brownie.
Q-Guess what i did to it? It is what usopp did in episode 128.
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WTF are you talkin' bout?? Tjis tastes perfect..
What did Usopp put in this? Cause it's damn good
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A: It's his family recipe. Fudge, butter, and lots of SOY SAUCE!
Q: Anyone else here rather have Nami's pie?
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A. Nope… Unless theres a secret ingredient that makes me see pink elephants
Q. Is there?
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A: Yes there is, tangerine flavored too.
Q: Does Pell have a stunt double?
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A: He does his own stunts. He gets paid more.
Q: Does Luffy like tacos OF STEEL?
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A: Of course. Too bad he has to go to the dentist everytime when he eats those tacos.
Q: Who's Luffy's dentist?
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A) Arlong.
Q) What is Smoker's day job? -
A_Being a spoke's model for anti-smoking.
Q_Hmm if Luffy could like he wants too, if he could dance all the time, then what kind of dance would he dance?
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A) A happy naked dance for Robin.
Q) Why does Franky look like the love child of Ace Ventura and a Cyberman?
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A) Because a wet bird does not fly at night.
Q) Was Vivi the surrogate mother?
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A) Obviously, she was Ventura raped and Cybersexed.
Q) So is this why Franky has blue hair?
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A: LOGICLY!
Q:If Luffy had a choice between Getting a Life Supply of Meat or Dying, which would he choose? (STUPID QUESTION! WHEE!)
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A_The taco
Q_If Nami had a choice between finding out her true parents and past or one billion berri's, which would she chose?
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A: The Nachos!
Q: HOW IN THE WORLD DOES CROCODILE KNOW HOW TO SPEAK SPANISH?!
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A: Mr. 3. He is a descedent of Pablo Neruda.
Q: So, if Arlong has PHD in ondotology, what PHD Kuro does have?
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A-The thing you study to become a lawyer. That gives you a sharp mind and clever state.
Q-What do people study to become a lawyer?
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Nachology!!
Wait, what?
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A: Yeah, you kind of overdid it there.
Q: How long would it take Nami to beat Bellamy's girlfriend in a slapfight?
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A_Well, hmm, I would say that the bitch fight would only last a few seconds before Nami got pissed and used the climi tact on her.
Q_One Piece and Full Metal Alchemist? What would happen if those two series ideas got combined? Full Metal Luffy?
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No, Luffy would try to bring back Gol D. Roger to life, and when the alchemy goes wrong, THERE GOES SHANKS ARM!!
Why not Shanks "Scarface"?
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A: Because instead of a little friend, Shanks has a really big friend.
Q: If Luffy and Sanji fought a duel for Nami's love, how much would Nami make off holding bets on the outcome?
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A. much? O.o
Q. No question!
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The Nyaaban brothers, a chocolate malted, and three straws.
What was the question?
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A. Something about nachos…
Q. If no one wears underwear in Odaverse, where are the underwear Kaizoku?
I called it wrong, so long ago. I guess this needs to be changed.
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A: Out on the ocean…lost at sea.
Q: Who will deliver the underwear now?
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A: Pandaman
Q: Is Merry a rapper?
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A_Hopefully not, Luffy is probably like me and not a big fan of rap music.
Q_If the Going Merry became a mecha, would the series sudenly switch to that of sentai? Super Sentai Team Merry Go!
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A: Aslong as I don't gotta see them in jump suits I'm fine.
Q: What if the Going Merry became a tentical raping monster?
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A_Ew buuhan, that is just sick, but fun to watch. I feel sorry for Nami and Robin though. And they thought that Ussop nose was bad…
Q_Would Chopper also get attacked by the hentai merry?
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A: If Going Merry ports both docks (if you know what I mean).
Q: Does Sanji have incredibly bad acne under the hidden side of his face?
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A_Well that would explain his emo haircut, now he just needs to dye it black and then start listening to crappy music and he will be EMO SANJI!
Q_Would a emo character look interesting in One Piece? Maybe a fruit that turns a person into a depressed individual that displays no will to have their own personality?
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A: So basicly they'd lose the abillity to swim aswell as being able to be acknowledged as a proper human being? Harsh.
Q: What if Zoro had lightsabers?
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A_Then One Piece would become Star Piece!
Q_Would Luffy be Obi wan? Crocodile as Darth Vader? Nami as some hot looking alien?
