Lame Jokes? Me never, Ma Ha Ha Ha Ha
A_Well sanji, the internet is a series of tubes.
Q_Does anyone else know aboot this fad?
Lame Jokes? Me never, Ma Ha Ha Ha Ha
A_Well sanji, the internet is a series of tubes.
Q_Does anyone else know aboot this fad?
A) Does Luffy eat meat?
Q) What do Robin and Chopper eat at their romantic dinner with Usopp-kun?
A. Nothing they just drink tea…
Q. What the world be like if Sanji knew you can find "beatifull" ladies from the internet? O.o
A) Depends on whether he thinks it's dishonouring them or not…
Q) What does Zoro look at on the internet?
A.) www.apforums.net to come up with his new attacks
Q.) Why does the Buster Call only use ten ships?
A: So there's less to Explode!
Q: If they are supposed to kill EVERYONE during a buster call, Why are the Marines not commiting Suicide?
A) They will after everyone is dead.
Q) How will they do it?
A: WITH NUCLEAR BOMBS! TO GET RID OF THE REST OF THE ISLAND!!!
Q:… They have Nuclear Bombs?
A) As well as telephones, napalm, and automatic weapons, so why not.
Q) Why not?
A_Why yes?
Q_Why yes??
A) No.
Q) What is Usopp's TRUE nationality?
A: Becasue My Bologna has a first name.
Q: Oscar or Myer??
Neither. I need drugs :w00t:
Weed or Crack? No, cocaine!
Neither, its O-S-C-A-R. There is a difference.
Edit:Damn, beaten again!
Have a hash brownie!
If all the women in One Piece had a beauty pagent, who would win?
A: ME!
no, no…seriously.
ME!!, Especially since I'd incapaciate the judges ahead of time. Maybe put a cage around the stage.( I'd be watching the pagent btw, I'm winning metaphorically.)
Q: Woah, was that a little dark?
A_Not robin cause of her nose. NAMI!! Duh Edit:AW MAN! Here, have some weed.
A2_No, compared to what my sis would do.
What up with Robin and Usopp's nose-OOH A HASH BROWNEH!! Yum.
A-Thats right…eat the hash brownie.
Q-Guess what i did to it? It is what usopp did in episode 128.
WTF are you talkin' bout?? Tjis tastes perfect..
What did Usopp put in this? Cause it's damn good
A: It's his family recipe. Fudge, butter, and lots of SOY SAUCE!
Q: Anyone else here rather have Nami's pie?
A. Nope… Unless theres a secret ingredient that makes me see pink elephants
Q. Is there?
A: Yes there is, tangerine flavored too.
Q: Does Pell have a stunt double?
A: He does his own stunts. He gets paid more.
Q: Does Luffy like tacos OF STEEL?
A: Of course. Too bad he has to go to the dentist everytime when he eats those tacos.
Q: Who's Luffy's dentist?
A) Arlong.
Q) What is Smoker's day job?
A_Being a spoke's model for anti-smoking.
Q_Hmm if Luffy could like he wants too, if he could dance all the time, then what kind of dance would he dance?
A) A happy naked dance for Robin.
Q) Why does Franky look like the love child of Ace Ventura and a Cyberman?
A) Because a wet bird does not fly at night.
Q) Was Vivi the surrogate mother?
A) Obviously, she was Ventura raped and Cybersexed.
Q) So is this why Franky has blue hair?
A: LOGICLY!
Q:If Luffy had a choice between Getting a Life Supply of Meat or Dying, which would he choose? (STUPID QUESTION! WHEE!)
A_The taco
Q_If Nami had a choice between finding out her true parents and past or one billion berri's, which would she chose?
A: The Nachos!
Q: HOW IN THE WORLD DOES CROCODILE KNOW HOW TO SPEAK SPANISH?!
A: Mr. 3. He is a descedent of Pablo Neruda.
Q: So, if Arlong has PHD in ondotology, what PHD Kuro does have?
A-The thing you study to become a lawyer. That gives you a sharp mind and clever state.
Q-What do people study to become a lawyer?
Nachology!!
Wait, what?
A: Yeah, you kind of overdid it there.
Q: How long would it take Nami to beat Bellamy's girlfriend in a slapfight?
A_Well, hmm, I would say that the bitch fight would only last a few seconds before Nami got pissed and used the climi tact on her.
Q_One Piece and Full Metal Alchemist? What would happen if those two series ideas got combined? Full Metal Luffy?
No, Luffy would try to bring back Gol D. Roger to life, and when the alchemy goes wrong, THERE GOES SHANKS ARM!!
Why not Shanks "Scarface"?
A: Because instead of a little friend, Shanks has a really big friend.
Q: If Luffy and Sanji fought a duel for Nami's love, how much would Nami make off holding bets on the outcome?
A. much? O.o
Q. No question!
The Nyaaban brothers, a chocolate malted, and three straws.
What was the question?
A. Something about nachos…
Q. If no one wears underwear in Odaverse, where are the underwear Kaizoku?
A: Out on the ocean…lost at sea.
Q: Who will deliver the underwear now?
A: Pandaman
Q: Is Merry a rapper?
A_Hopefully not, Luffy is probably like me and not a big fan of rap music.
Q_If the Going Merry became a mecha, would the series sudenly switch to that of sentai? Super Sentai Team Merry Go!
A: Aslong as I don't gotta see them in jump suits I'm fine.
Q: What if the Going Merry became a tentical raping monster?
A_Ew buuhan, that is just sick, but fun to watch. I feel sorry for Nami and Robin though. And they thought that Ussop nose was bad…
Q_Would Chopper also get attacked by the hentai merry?
A: If Going Merry ports both docks (if you know what I mean).
Q: Does Sanji have incredibly bad acne under the hidden side of his face?
A_Well that would explain his emo haircut, now he just needs to dye it black and then start listening to crappy music and he will be EMO SANJI!
Q_Would a emo character look interesting in One Piece? Maybe a fruit that turns a person into a depressed individual that displays no will to have their own personality?
A: So basicly they'd lose the abillity to swim aswell as being able to be acknowledged as a proper human being? Harsh.
Q: What if Zoro had lightsabers?
A_Then One Piece would become Star Piece!
Q_Would Luffy be Obi wan? Crocodile as Darth Vader? Nami as some hot looking alien?