A: You, Bounty1Berry! What, did you think you'd be a certain merman? Well, things don't quite work that way, sucker!
Q: Who's responsible for how things work? Doesn't seem fair to me.
A: Nezumi.
Q. Did you pay him your bribe today?
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A: Routing check up and all! He even gave me free money!
Q: Zoro + Jelly + penguin eggs = ?
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A: Ussop.
Q: Is there any question that can't be made funny with Ussop?
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a: nope
q: if luffy and robin had a child, which DF power would it inherit?
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A) Both, they'd have arms that can be sprouted and stretched.
Q) Would the child have Luffy's stupid genes or Robin's smart genes? Or both?
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A. The child would be stupid, but smart at the same time… You know.. kinda like Luffy, that he knows when hes right.. mostly... Never mind, I figured it out now. Stupidity is dominative... poor kid! ;.;
Q. Do Shanji's feet smell? Like does he ever take his shoes off. you know... You cant necer know when you need to kick somebody... >.>
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A: He does take his shoes off, and he's as skilled with them off as he is with them on.
Q: Will Luffy pwn Doflamingo?
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A) No, Bon Clay will kill Doflamingo for calling him the morning after.
Q) What are the random measurements of the Straw Hat pirate crew?
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A: Luffy: 1
Ussop:6
Zoro: 10 dollars
Sanji: 9 dollars and 100 cents
Chopper: 2
Nami: 8
Robin: an older, riper "8"Q: What do these random measurements randomly mean?
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A: Luffy: 1 brain cell
Ussop: 6 inch nose
Zoro: 10 dollars to find a "date" in Water 7
Sanji: 9 dollars and 100 cents change for Zoro's dollar
Chopper: 2 antlers
Nami: 8 inch waist
Robin: an older, riper "8" experience points??Q) What will Robin think when she sees that webcam video of herself, Nami, Chopper, Miss Doublefinger, Vivi, Hachi, Wanze, Paulie, Yokozuna, and Rob Lucci?
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A: Luffy: 1 brain cell
Ussop: 6 inch nose
Zoro: 10 dollars to find a "date" in Water 7
Sanji: 9 dollars and 100 cents change for Zoro's dollar
Chopper: 2 antlers
Nami: 8 inch waist
Robin: an older, riper "8" experience points??Q) What will Robin think when she sees that webcam video of herself, Nami, Chopper, Miss Doublefinger, Vivi, Hachi, Wanze, Paulie, Yokozuna, and Rob Lucci?
OCC: Wow…you were right on with the nose thing....
A: "Where's my cut."
Q: How much money will Robin make out of this?
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A) Depends on how many times the Usopp fanboys stab her in the heart for not including their favourite character in the orgy.
Q) How will Robin appease the Usopp fanboys? -
A: With the power of orange!!!
Q: Orange?
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A)…What? Whose post are you answering?? GOMU GOMU NO JET BAKA!
Q) Seriously, how will Robin appease the fanboys who are all up on her for not including Usopp in her webcam video? -
A: Ussop yaoi.
Q: Can my mind and eyes endure the sight of Ussop yaoi without imploding on themselves? And how would this crap get in my range of vision anyway?
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A: Don't ask… You DO know the question (EDIT: The ANSWER, for the love of god! >.<)
Q: Why Usopp? This is about the nose, isn't it?
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A: Yes, 'cause ladies love a man who "nose" Tantric.
Q: Why didn't Robin just give the Usopp fanboys the Hana Hana Hand Job? Seems that would have been easier and shut them up faster.
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A_ENOUGH OF THE HANA HANA PORN JOKES! DO YOU WANT 1 2 JANGO TO COME IN HERE AND DELETE US ALL?
Q_Would 1 2 Jango do that to us? Especially me, The puppy eyed GSR?
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A_ENOUGH OF THE HANA HANA PORN JOKES! DO YOU WANT 1 2 JANGO TO COME IN HERE AND DELETE US ALL?
Q_Would 1 2 Jango do that to us? Especially me, The puppy eyed GSR?
A: I doubt it, I mean, all the female SHs fighting styles having sexual undertones. NAMI WORKS A STAFF! Robin can produce any, ANY, part of her body at will. VIVI DOES AN EROTIC DANCE AND GIVES YOU SEISURES!
Q: With that said, is there any postion that Robin couldn't do with her powers (hypothetically)?
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A: Any position that physcially requires you to be a man.
Q: DS or PSP, which system do pirates prefer?
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A. DS all the way. It's got Jump Superstars after all!
Q. Can Chopper actually play video games? He does have hooves you know.
I wonder how many hana hana porn jokes there are on this thread anyway. I'm guessing…547. Ten emoticons says I'm right!
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A_I have wondered this question as well, since Chopper in brain point has hooves but in human mode he has hands. Where the hell did the hooves disappear too?
Q_Maybe someone else can come up with a explanation, can you?
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A) Yes, Chopper's hooves ate the opossible thumb opposible thumb fruit. It's a zoan.
Q) Sence it's a zoan, what does the hybid form look like?
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A: Monster point. Duh.
Q: Duh? How was that obvious?
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A. Cause Kairouseki is a dummy head (worst insult EVER!)
Q. Why is he such a dummy head?
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A: Because he was dropped as a child.
Q: if 1+1 = fun on a bun would luffy put mustard and ranch dressing on said bun.
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A: And against Sanji's advisement, he'll also add mustard and honey.
Q: What life lessons did Chibi Usopp and Chibi Kaya learn, besides that a chemistry set and an Easy Bake Oven don't mix?
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A: Shooting marshmallows into your mouth ain't good.
Q: Chibi Kurobi vs. Maple Syrup golem vs. Nami's shoes. Who is the most shmexy and apple-flavoured?
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A_I would have to say…Maple Syrup Golem, since I don't have a shoe/foot fetish or think that Chibi Kurobi is interesting.
Q_Does Sanji have a fetish? What is his fetish? Be specific on this one. The GSR wants to be entertained.
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A) FOOT FETISH [CHATBOY]obvios anser lolol[/CHATBOY]
Q) How long until Oda dispenses with the fight scenes altogether and just has Nami dance around the Clima Tact for seven chapters while Robin causes hands to appear in suggestive places? -
A: When he starts to think that life hasn't any meaning.
Q: What would be your reaction if you see the CP9 guys wearing bee suits?
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A: breathes in …feh. Why not, let them be the CB9.
Q: Which member would make the best honey? Keep in mind that Calipha's would have soap in it and all the other abilities.
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A) Kumadori-san would make the best honey, after he eats
the… BEE BEE NO MI!!
Q) What Devil Fruits will Fukurou and Blueno get? -
A: Blueno already has the Door Door Fruit. Fukurou gets the Echo Echo Fruit, which lets him blurt stuff out even when his mouth is zipped.
Q: How many new words would Chopper learn if he delivered Nami's child?
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A) About seven Mexican cuss words, eight if the baby has antlers.
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A: Shocking and staring an Nami vaginal wounds. Bloody, gapping, vaginal wounds. Poor Nami…
Q: Wait, are reindeer born with antlers? If not, I could have avoided the gross answer....
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A_Well let us see, Sanji would do the emo thing and slice his wrists with his cooking knives. While the rest of the crew would pat Zoro on the back and say, "HEY, now you have to give Nami more money!"
Q_What would happen if the baby that Nami had came out with Genzo's scars? Ew stop that thought, Nami is around seventeen or eighteen and he is yea. Never mind.
Wait, the baby had Ace's tattooes on him, damnit tattooes are not a genetic code that can be passed from father to son.
Does the GSR fail at making a question this time?
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Yes, GSR, you have failed me again!! No more! To the dungeon with you! (Note i am making fun of the dub)
Q.Why does Lucchi wear a pimpin' coat??
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A: To seamlessly blend in with the criminal element in order to overthrow them.
Q: During the 7 Chapters of Nami Pole Dancing, how many times does Sanji yell "Mellorine!" before dying of nasal hemmoraging?
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Holy shit, when did she pole dance!! I need to see that! O.o
A2. 3,760 times! really fast, and in a row!
Q. What?? The question? You expect me to ask somethin', don't ya! Well I got nothing! Suck on THAT!!
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A. OH NOES!
Q. What would the crew do if Nami's baby had blonde hair, long ear lobes, and drums coming out of his back?
"I know I shouldn't cry over spilt tea, but…sniff...it's just so sad!" -Iroh
"Hold on guys, I think I'm a moron." -me
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A: Press rape charges against Enel.
Q: Hey, what's all the crew doing in the delivery room with Nami?
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A_Well they're like a family so it makes sense to me.
Q_Um I can't think of a question, wait, what would happen if the Straw Hat's became a big rock group?
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A: Dunno, but all these preganancies would make for a great "Behind the Rock" special.
Q: Hey, does Chopper have vet skills too?
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A: There's an Explosion
Q: WHY THE EXPLOSION, WHY?!?!?!?
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CAUSE RANDOMNESS HAPPENS!DIES
Q. Why is randomness funneh?
Q2.Why is cbajd5's answer always explodes?
Oh yeah, randomness
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A1: Randomness is chaos. Chaos is the very foundation of humor.
A2: He's a mad bomber.
Q: Isn't anyone going to do a question that suggests Luffy might be the father?
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Of whom? The weird baby?? Maybe.. Who k-LUFFY! Don't stare at Nami's boobs!! Usopp, you got Kaya!! Be happy you got a woman, cause I'm telling Kaya you're cheating on her!!
Q. Why does choppa have gay clothes?? They look like from the 80's. (NOT ALL OF HIS CLOTHES, THO!)
