A_Maybe, I saw Fightclub years ago, but I can't remember anything aboot the movie expect for the good fights.
Q_Would Luffy ruin a movie for anyone?
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Q: How'd Nami be at the movies?
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A. Irate that the popcorn costs so damn much.
Q. What movie would the Straw Hats go to see?
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a) The one about the guy that had that thing with that girl from that movie which involved them doing stuff, and there was this dude, and the other dude, no no, not that dude, the other dude who's a lot like that dude, but not quite him, and went there and you know, like, did stuff that later led to that thing with the stuff involving that chick who had a thing for that other dude who's not that dude, but this other other dude that's not at all like the dude from there.
q) I>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>all of you, sadly enough. Who comes closest to me though?
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A_easy, I do. Mainly because of the ninja strike force team that I sent to eliminate you. MAHAHAHAHAHAHA don't look behide you!
Q_Is using the ninja strike force team overkill? Or too expensive?
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a) Apparently, too expensive, 'cause I paid them to hunt you down. Just don't look in the mirror tomorrow morning.
q) Would you like, "ninjed to heaven" on your tombstone?
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A_maybe, or "I got a sword stuck through a awefully bad place."
[damn ninja's I should of got that warrenty, "we don't accept more money then what you paid us from the guy that we were sent to eliminate, then inturn hunt you down and get you!"]Q_Back to One Piece related questions, if Luffy found a dimesional rip in the one piece world, that leads to our dimesion. Would Luffy run for president of the USA?
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Of course he would. Nothing the US needs more in charge than a headstrong 17-year-old who doesn't respect authority.
Same premise, but which countries would Sengoku, Iceburg, Arlong, and Wapol rule?
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A. Sengoku=France
Iceburg=England
Arlong=Nigeria
Wapol=RussiaQ. If Crocodile, Sandman (of Spiderman fame), and Gaara got in a brawl, who'd come out on top?
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A: Iceburg=NYC (likeness to Bloomy)
Arlong= Some small isolated island nation
Wapol= Russia
Can't think of one for Sengoku@Rixile:
A. Sengoku=France
Iceburg=England
Arlong=Nigeria
Wapol=RussiaQ. If Crocodile, Sandman (of Spiderman fame), and Gaara got in a brawl, who'd come out on top?
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A: I like Gaara's chances out of all of them. He doesnt need close combat to win.Q: What power positions in this world would the rest of the Staw Hats fit in?
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A: Zoro-Master Iado teacher in Japan dojos.
Nami-Replacement for Al Roker in "Good Morning America".
Usopp-Would take over Disney as president. Would also ban the movie "Pinochio".
Sanji-New manager at Long John Silvers.
Chopper-Head of the U.S Food and Drug administration.
Robin-Chairman for the Board of Education.Q: What about CP9…?
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A: They would be George Bush's personal cabinet
Q: Cheese is basically rotten milk right? So why doesn't rotten cheese taste delicious?
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A. It does your not eatting enough.
Q. Hey, hey, let's dance all day! Boing, boing!
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A: Captain Haggis = Worst Dancer Ever.
Q: Why am I so pro?
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A: Because you have a degree.
Q: Is my sig kick-@$$…?
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@Masta:
A: Because you have a degree.
Q: Is my sig kick-@$$…?
A: Well…the text is kind of hard to read.
Q: Is this good artistic critcism, or is there something wrong with my eyes?
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Damnit too slow
A_it's ok, it blends together too much though, you need to filter
the layers differently.A_No it's ok, everyone needs help once in awhile.
Q_If Nami is a great map maker, does that mean that she can draw anime as well? Maybe she is drawing One Piece instead of Oda?
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A: Of course she is! Why do you think she had three of her own story arcs, more than anyone else in the series?
Q: Is Usopp telling that story to his (Nami's) children…?
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A_that has always been my idea, that Ussop is on his death bed or as a grandfather, telling the grand Straw Hat pirate stories to his children. Like how in Gun X Sword, Wendy is retelling each episode to a person in her house.
Q_Does my theory of Ussop retelling his story make sense?
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A. Yeah, it does make some sense, and it's kinda cool!
Q. Will Sanji's leg hairs ever get totally out of control?
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a) What kind of question is that, you crazy hippie?!?!! Now go get a job you ganja loving freeloader q) Maybe Ussop is telling this story after the Strawhats are a distant memory (people only remember Luffy the Pirate King) and his grandkids think he's lying but then they find out the last story he ever tells them is the only true one…how sad yet fitting an end would that be to OP?
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That would be a little sad. I might cry.
How many grandkids does Usopp have?
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A: 80 Million
Q:How many Grandkids does Zoro and Sanji have?
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A:7.5 grandkids
Q: can i have a dollar?
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A. Only if you spend it wisely.
Q. By the end of the series, how many people will Luffy have killed?
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A: 2. I like that number and few people ever die, the just go "missing".
Q: Can Luffy find Osama?
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A: If he's stupid enough.
Q: WHy do you think Luffy is so stupid?
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A. He's not it all an act so no one will figure out his true identy of Gold Roger!
Q. Wouldn't that be a twist?
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A: Not as big a twist as when we find out it Usopp behind the grassy knoll.
Q: What was Luffy's response when Naruto went "HA HA! We get an official subtitled release and you don't. LOSERS!"?
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A) GOMU GOMU "SO WHAT?"
Q) What attack will Lucci use against Luffy?
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A: He'll use the "Hey looks it's my pidgeon!" "Where?" turns around "Sucker bitchslap technique."
Q: Who will greet Spandam it the gate of justice?
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A: His mother.
Q: What does she actually look like?
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A: Spandam in a dress.
Q: If the Straw Hat tried playing "Dungeons and Dragons" to pass the time, how long would it take for things to go downhill?
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A: One Turn. Al Gore is the only one who can master the game and keep it good
Q: Would someone other than Nami end up winning in Monopoly?
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Q: Where in the (OP) World is Carmen Sandiego?
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Gosa Village. She was the one who wouldn't pay tribute.
Is Nami fed up with tangerines?
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She'd fed up of TANGELOS.
Is Funk Freed actually Hattori in disguise? Or Vice-versa?
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A: Dammit, you've spoilered the series for me. I HATE YOU NOW!
Q: What fight outcome would mess up "Vs." threads forever?
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A: Spandam actually beats all of the Strawhats, including Franky, without using Funkfreed.
Q: How exactly would he accomplish this?
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A: By going Super-Panda.
Q: How would this happen? Does Spandam know Krillien?
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A: Well, it's actually all thanks to his therapist. Dr. Grizzlethorp, Spandam's therapist, suggested healthy outlets for his pent up frustration. And what better outlet than in manga cliches?
Q: Am I just making crap up?
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A: Not really. Because I have reasearched, and have reason to believe that you are really Oda in disguse!
Q: How good would Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, and Elizabeth Swann do in the Davy Back Fight, against Foxy?
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A: Not really. Because I have reasearched, and have reason to believe that you are really Oda in disguse!
That is the greatest complement I could ever recieve. Ever.
A: They would all make fun of him, forcing Foxy into a depression so vast that he physically implodes!
Q: Speaking of Foxy, where the hell does Hambog keep his clubs?
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A) Let's just say they weren't brown when he bought them.
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A: In his pants! He learnt to from Foxy, he's secretly a sensei of the "secret in my pants" kenpo.
Edit: Damn, beaten to it. A2:No, my two semestars in Psych classes has failed me.
Q: Who would win in a fight, Oda or Akira Toriyama?
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A: Well, that wouldn't really be fair fight, would it? What, with Oda being all tired and all from One Piece, and Toriyama being not…tired...from manga. I mean, when Oda is tired, no man can defeat him. Not even a Chuck Norris/Bear hybrid!
Q: What's wrong with me?
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A) Depends. If Toriyama could summon SS4 Goku, he'd win. But if it was just a fistfight, well, isn't Oda younger?
EDIT: ooooops.
A2) NOT ENOUGH F-CKING COWBELL!
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Q: Can Califa smell sexual harassment?
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a) Sanji…can you imagine how much hair gel Vegeta uses for his hair? Sanji is way more econmical, and better looking. Actually, this isn't a comparison.
EDIT: Poop...
a2) That's sexual harassment righ there (yes she can you perverted dope :D:D:D:D)!!
q) Do they have Victoria's Secret in the OP World?
All your flatlines are belong to me!!
