okay, i know what you're probably thinking. "oh my god, he's making a crappy rip off of yu gi oh abridged, just like everyone else is doing" well…that's true! but at least i'll admit it!
just keep in mind that this script is still in it's rough draft, and we need all the critique we can get (as long as it's constructive criticism) and we also haven't thought of anything for the ending for the episode yet, just keep that all in mind. we'd appreciate your help
NOTES: Make sure Alvita sounds like pedophile
Narrator: The creators of One Piece: The Abridged series apologizes in advance for the disturbing voice of Alvida the pirate. We originally intended to use a landwhale for Alvida's voice, but due to the fact that we couldn't afford one with our multi-million dollar budget, we were forced to use the voice of a midget who sounds like a pedophile...Thank you
Theme plays (link to theme:
)Saliors see the barrel floating around in the water. One of them takes out a rope and throws it at the barrel and misses
Sailor in crows nest: LOLZ, U FAIL
Time passes, and the sailors begin lifting the barrel up on deck.
Sailors lifting barrel: Wow, this barrel is heavy…. I wonder if there's a communist inside!
Suddenly, the sailor standing in the crows nest looks over and sees a giant, pink ship with a jolly roger on it's flag. The sailor starts to get freaked out
Sailor in crows nest: PLOT OFF STARBOARD BOW!!!! PIRATES ARE COMING!!! SUMMON THE ADMINZ!!!!
Sailor on the ground: We can't! We used all of our MP!
The terrified sailors burst into the dance hall where the captain is partying
Sailors: CAPTAIN, THE PLOT IS HERE!
Captain: WHAT?! BUT THEY SAID THE PLOT WOULDN'T APPEAR FOR A WHOLE 'NOTHER WEEK! DAMN WEATHER MAN!!!
People running away: Run away! We don't want to get involved in the plot!
The barrel that Luffy is in starts rolling down the steps
Luffy: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
The barrel hits the wall and starts spinning around
Luffy: WHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOA!!!
Pirates start raiding ship, Ode to Joy plays for some reason
Alvida: turns to Coby
Alvida: Coby! I told you, play suspense music! What the hell are you doing?!
Coby: S-Sorry, Alvida, b-but I'm not so good at this...
Alvida: GAH!!
Alvida jumps up at Coby, and jumps in front of the sun, blocking it
Coby: SOLAR ECLIPSE!!!! AAAAAHHH!!!
Alvida smashes into the wall, missing Coby completely
Pirate: (In random Scottish accent) Remember lads! Rape the men, kill the women, burn the dogs, and eat the ship! ...Wait...
Nami throws her clothes off, revealing a new set of clothes along with a bandana that comes out of nowhere (which actually happens in the show)
Random voice: Wait, where'd that bandana come from...?
Coby walks into the room, seeing the barrel that Luffy is in
Coby: Hm...I sense a high level of plot coming from that barrel...I better take a good look at it...
Coby starts rolling the barrel out of the room and into the hallway, seeing 3 pirates
Pirate: Hey Coby, whatcha got there?
Coby: Uh, w-wel, um, y-you see, I-I...
Pirate: Move over wuss, let me see myself...I'll bet there's a main character in there!
Other Pirate: Oh come on! How ridiculous is th-
Luffy suddenly jumps out of the barrel, punching the pirate in the face
Pirate: Y'know, I could almost see that coming...
The other pirate raises up a sword to Luffy
Other Pirate: Hey! You're gonna pay for knocking out our friend!
The other pirate raises his sword and attempts to attack Luffy, but suddenly the swords break and bounce off of him for some reason (which also actually happens in the show)
Luffy: What...the hell...just happened?
Coby responds: I'm...not...sure...
Other pirates get scared and start to run away
Other pirates: HAX0R!! RUN AWAY!!
Coby: So...who are you, anyways?
Luffy: Well, I'm Monkey D. Luffy, and I'm gonna be the Hokage! Wait...No...um...The God of the new world! ...No...wait...The Pokemon master! ...No...Umm...
Coby: Uh...Maybe the king of games?
Luffy: Hm...no, that's not it...
20 minutes and character goals later
Luffy: Oh yeah! I'm gonna be the Pirate King!!
After hearing the words 'Pirate King' Coby goes into a surprised expression
Luffy: Hey, what's with the funny expression?
Luffy: waves his hand in front of Coby's face, then gets up and walks out to the door
Coby: ...Luffy...if you think you have what it takes to be the Pirate King...do you think...maybe I can become a marine...?
Luffy: Hmm...nope!
Coby: But...I wanna beat up pirates...and kill Alvi-
Alvida suddenly comes crashing into the room
Alvida: Excuse me, Coby?! Did you just say what I thought you said?!
Suddenly, knives stab in front of Luffy, but they all narrowly miss (which ALSO really happens in the show)
Luffy: Wow, that was lucky
Alvida: Coby, who's the most beautiful pirate in all the sea?
Coby: Um, well, I, yo-
Luffy: grab's Coby's arm 'Kay, we're just gonna leave now, kthanx
Luffy picks up Coby and jumps out to the top of the deck, where Alvida's pirates are
Luffy: ACTION REPLAY: INFINITE HEALTH ON!
Scottish pirate: Garr, gameshark is better!
Scottish pirate runs and tries to attack Luffy, but Luffy leans back to dodge him, then smacks him in the head
Luffy: PWND!
Luffy then turns around to smack another pirate in the face
Luffy: PWND!
Other pirate: Invisibility hack!
Luffy stands aside, making the pirate miss. Then he grabs the head of the other pirate and throws him across the ship
Luffy: PWND
All the pirates suddenly gang up to attack Luffy, Luffy suddenly stretches his arm after running away, then as he attacks them with Gomu Gomu no Rocket
Coby: Luffy, what are you?
Luffy pulls his mouth out, making it very difficult to speak
Luffy: (In muffled voice) I'm a rubber man!
Coby: A what?
Luffy: A RUBBER MAN!
Coby: A what? Seriously, stop doing that
Luffy lets go of his mouth
Luffy: A drug addict
Coby: Oh...
Alvida suddenly walks in, Luffy lets go of his mouth
Luffy: 'Sup landwhale?
Alvida: So...You're the main character, eh?
Luffy: Yep!
Alvida: So...That means I'll have to make a futile attempt at killing you, right?
Luffy: ...Yeah, I guess
Alivda: Okay then, here I go!! raises her club and smacks Luffy in the head
Luffy: grins, knocks the club away SUPER SPECIAL PIRATE YAY RUBBER STRETCHING POWER GO!!! punches Alvida away with Gomu Gomu no Pistol
Text on screen: Jokesteal #1
[Insert rest of script here]
Screen fades to black
Text on screen: Yeah, that's right LK fans. We stole a joke from LittleKuriboh. What're you gonna do about it
EXTRA SCENE
Luffy: spins around in the barrel
Voice: DO A BARREL ROLL!