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      VildaHawk
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      POKEMON causes cancer

      Pirate Age (Under Construction)

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        lolx, nice abbrievation by the docs. now people can stop talking bout pokemon. they have to move on

        Signature removed by Pepsi. (I was Pepsified. xD)

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        • sanji-desu
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          Thats pretty amusing… for some reason it reminds me of the time I watched the news and many japanese children got seizures from watching one of the episodes. But this article is pretty funny.

          mmm… yolko love (eggyxeggy). warning: don't cook them.

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          • Shinagamithe3rd
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            Thats funny as hell! LMFAO! What else is funny is the huge coincidence that they extracted the gene for it from mice…which is kinda what the most popular Pokemon, Pikachu, is....a mouse. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

            Thats such a terrible name to give a cancer though, Pokemon. I can see it someday appearing on Soap Operas.

            John: "I love you Beth, but I may not have long to show you how I feel..."
            Beth: " Nonsense John, your perfectly healthy what could possibly go wrong?"
            John: "I went to the doctor to get the results from my tests back and..."
            Beth: "Well....are you allright?"
            John: "I-I-I can't tell you because..."
            Beth: "What, what is it John?! You promised me when you found out that you werent my cousin, who was supposed to be my brother, and confesssed your love to me in front of your ex-wife Carrie that we would never keep secrets from each other. You must finish John, you must!!"
            John: "I....I...I have......Pokemon!!"
            Beth: "No...No..(tear runs down her face)...NNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

            "I Need Mo' Allowence!"

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              lmao…

              Thats great... :lol:

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              • Solar Knight
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                What the hell…?

                Wierd ~_~ .

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                • Tony Tony Chopper
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                  Geez that hilarious!

                  Jimmy: Dad.. I have Pokemon.. the Pikachu's really getting to me
                  Dad: I knew I should have burn those tapes!

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                  • Shinagamithe3rd
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                    It does kinda sound like an STD don't it.

                    Pokemon B: causes the genitals to become yellow and inflamed with a static electricity discharge. Be warned there is no cure for Pokemon.

                    "I Need Mo' Allowence!"

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                      LOL That's a pretty good abreviation, but yeah, that's awesome (For the term)

                      Signature removed because file size exeeded the limit.

                      Thanks to Jeece for the sig.

                      Forever AP's resident Blue Fuzzy Hat Wearer

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                      • taboo
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                        Hee hee…. gotta catch em all!

                        ![](images/smilies/ipb/heart.png "Heart")![](images/smilies/ipb/heart.png "Heart") ![](images/smilies/taboo/tabs.png "Ron Swanson")

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                        • Shinagamithe3rd
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                          BWAHAHA!!! (wipes tear from eye) That's fuckin' great.

                          STD's-Gotta Catch Em All

                          I can see the theme song now. It would go something like this and be sung by a sleazy sounding hooker who has lung cancer from smoking too many Marlboros.

                          I wanna be the sleaziest,
                          Like no one ever was.
                          To catch them is my real test,
                          to keep them is my cause.
                          I have traveled across all men,
                          So many theres a line.
                          My STDs are horrible,
                          All diseases will be mine!
                          STD's! (Gotta Catch Em All)
                          On your weenie,
                          Give that virus to me!
                          STDs!
                          Oh your my best friend,
                          In a world of horny men!
                          STDs! (Gotta Catch Em All)
                          No cure for you,
                          The crotch rot shall pull us through!
                          You kill me when I catch you…S-T-Ds!!
                          Gotta Catch Em All (Gotta Catch Em All)
                          STDS!!

                          "I Need Mo' Allowence!"

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                          • Daz
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                            :lol: :lol: :lol:
                            Taboo and Shinagathime, Do people ever tell you you're funny as hell ? You guys oughta be stand-up comedians… specialized in young anime fans.

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                            • Shinagamithe3rd
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                              Meheheheheheheh…anime comedians.

                              How many DBZ charachters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
                              One, but it takes him 12 episodes!

                              "I Need Mo' Allowence!"

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                              • Solar Knight
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                                XD I want more jokes, Shina III, more!

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                                • Shinagamithe3rd
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                                  Allright, even though they don't belong here….

                                  Q. What's Muten Roushi's favorite novel?
                                  A. The Kame-Sutra.

                                  Q. What do magical girls do on spring break?
                                  A. They Sailor Moon people.

                                  Q. What did Roronoa Zoro practice after he became a porn star?
                                  A. San-ho-ryu: The Three Whores Style

                                  Q. What did Yu-Gi-Oh!'s austistic cousin believe in?
                                  A. The Heart of the Tards (Kinda cruel but oh well)

                                  That's all I can think of. I can really think them up. It has to be a spurt of the moment / on the spot type thing. If I think of any other's i'll post em.

                                  "I Need Mo' Allowence!"

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                                  • Solar Knight
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                                    I'm makin' a thread for this stuff…

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                                      Laughs

                                      What funny jokes!

                                      Runs to Solar Knights thread

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                                        There's also a gene called Sonic Hedgehog, btw.
                                        I did a project on it for my bio class last year. XD

                                        Pirate Age (Under Construction)

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                                        • Master Gold Dragon
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                                          On a similar note, Pokemon also causes seizures. Just ask "Porygon". I hate that thing >_<

                                          An Elvis man, you like you women dangerous and your steaks bloody. You often get wrapped up in landscapes and fail to realize the danger you put yourself into. Don't get cocky, and don't get caught. It might be good to lay off the drugs every once in a while. Just a suggestion.

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                                          • Solar Knight
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                                            Originally posted by VildaHawk@Jun 2 2005, 07:26 PM
                                            There's also a gene called Sonic Hedgehog, btw.
                                            I did a project on it for my bio class last year. XD
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                                            What is the function of that gene (you sparked my curiousity)?

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                                              Originally posted by Solar Knight+Jun 2 2005, 06:53 PM–>QUOTE(Solar Knight @ Jun 2 2005, 06:53 PM)

                                              Pirate Age (Under Construction)

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                                              • joekido the Second
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                                                "Laughs Hystracally" HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! Pokemon must die! It does not deserve to exisit.

                                                Currently writing a book

                                                https://www.facebook.com/redjoekido

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                                                • Slowymobile
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                                                  i second that

                                                  Thanks terri for the awesome sig!! Your awesome!!

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                                                  • MR.Prince-Sanji
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                                                    OK, that's really weird. 😉 If pokemon is the cause of cancer, then maybe pikachu is some type of cancer, then. 😄

                                                    Don't make sound when you're eating!

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                                                    • Forte EXE
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                                                      o_0.
                                                      Oooookay…..that's wierd.
                                                      Pokemon=cancer.
                                                      Pokemon=incessant gibbering and frothing at the mouth.
                                                      I see your point there.

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