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      Goldeneye
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      Well i couldn't help it …what do you think?

      Sex in space... i wonder oh i wonder the possiblites does evil laughter

      Read the article... oh Nasa....imagine pregancy in zero gravity? the first alien in in outspace lol

      http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/080707-space-encounters.html#comments

      Life is nothing more than game that you can only play once.

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      • Malintex_Terek
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        I saw "Japanese" and laughed. There's nothing lonelier than space.

        Also,

        エッチなのはいけないと思います!

        MUV-LUV ALTERNATIVE

        Making Anime and Manga OBSOLETE since 2006

        PM me for details

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          @Malintex_Terek:

          I saw "Japanese" and laughed. There's nothing lonelier than space.

          Also,

          エッチなのはいけないと思います!

          I think it would be very lonely…don't u think?? i mean you can't see your girlfrined or boyfriend, wife or husband... i mean they do this in antartica (it's in the aritcle too....)

          Anyways just to add what i said earlier
          This is a scientfic article btw? heehe they say the key to ahving the best sex is "managing a microgravity environment. " (i'm quoting the article lol hahah)

          bEsides any trip to mars supposedly is supposed to take three years and your not supposed to have sex? i mean somethings going to happen...eventualy :happy:

          Life is nothing more than game that you can only play once.

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            But what if the whole crew is all men or all women on the trip to Mars?

            His nen ability as a specialist, Emperor Time, allows him to utilize all the types of nen to 100% efficiency.

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              @Emperor:

              But what if the whole crew is all men or all women on the trip to Mars?

              I do believe that some of the crew members will be doing some heavy reconsideration on their sexual orientation while others will try to find ways to uhh… do it on their own in private.

              As for the crew, I would highly suspect it would be coed anyway with everyone or most being single. I honestly can't imagine someone being married and leaving their spouse behind for a mission that will last for several years. Well, actually I find it to be highly doubtful, not impossible.

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                This sounds like the worst thing ever. 😧

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                  :blink: The sheer mechanics are mind-boggling!

                  Seriously though, I can't imagine pregnancy in space would be a good thing. I mean, you're not even supposed to fly in an airplane after a certain number of months.

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                    what is this garbage

                    Originally Posted by FUNimationRules

                    Teenagers watch crap like Family Guy and South Park and make insults like fuck you and some does drugs or play sports or play video games.

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                      What the hell? Are you joking?

                      I think someone needs to eat a happle. <3Mah dA.Bombing for peace is like having sex for virginity.

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                      • Malintex_Terek
                        Malintex_Terek @Blackrose
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                        @Blackrose:

                        I do believe that some of the crew members will be doing some heavy reconsideration on their sexual orientation while others will try to find ways to uhh… do it on their own in private.

                        Reconsideration? Unnecessary in this day and age! Technological innovations have improved upon the traps of yester-year and now one need not switch orientations to be satisfied.

                        Just take a look at one of the latest models!

                        MUV-LUV ALTERNATIVE

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                          aZBNyAFllyo
                          . .

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                            cracking up 😆

                            Thank you, Tonfa. We needed that.

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                              Hehe… Anyone want to join the Outer Orbit Club?

                              _"I still think you are on the run or something.

                              You just look like a different person, in a new place, with a new name in every picture." - Hiroy_

                              ADD ME ON One Piece Treasure Cruise : GLOBAL: 782,244,354 (RAY/BOA/WB/SW SHANKS/SABO)

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                                Colin was sharper when he still had hair, but I'm glad to see he hasn't lost it all.

                                MUV-LUV ALTERNATIVE

                                Making Anime and Manga OBSOLETE since 2006

                                PM me for details

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                                  Another stellar thread by GOLDENEYE

                                  no jared

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                                  • Gorlom
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                                    @Satsuki:

                                    :blink: The sheer mechanics are mind-boggling!

                                    Seriously though, I can't imagine pregnancy in space would be a good thing. I mean, you're not even supposed to fly in an airplane after a certain number of months.

                                    I belive they have made experiments with labrats (or some kind of rodent) being pregnant in space.

                                    as a result the little rat children had no sense of up or down. if you placed a normal rat upsidedown in an aquarium or something they would turn arouund as they felltowards the bottom and "land" on their feet.
                                    the rats that had been breed in outer space however didn't they just floated downwards wiggeling their little legs without paying any attention to the sensation that is gravity.

                                    Think there was also something about bird eggs not hatching (don't remember if they didn't hatch at all or if they didn't hatch only if introduced to zero grav too early in development)

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                                      Sex in space….

                                      With the lack of gravity, you could twist your body in any way. Imagine that amount of positions you could perform AND INVENT. This could start a whole new era in the sport of sex.

                                      I can imagine pregnancy working. Just because things are afloat doesn't mean that things will go haywire.

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                                        Actually the experiments that has been conducted on the subject suggests that it does… the featus won't have a normal development without gravity or gravity like force affecting it.

                                        Prolonged space experience has negative effects on life as we know it.
                                        mostly the muscles deteriation but I think there are some other problems as well, though I'm not sure so don't quote me.

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                                          Stretching of the bones is also a problem.

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                                            This marks the dawn of a new era for porn.

                                            Star Wars porn will now be real.

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                                            • Ramza
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                                              its all fun and games until you reached your climax, noticing that you missed your target, while your jizz is being bounced back by the wall, and now its floating everywhere

                                              must be fun jizzing all over yourself

                                              Brawl Name: Ramza

                                              Brawl Code: 1805-1932-2783

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                                                これは私達によって考え日本人行った! 私達は狂気である

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                                                • Ramza
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                                                  yes, i completely understand what you just typed

                                                  Brawl Name: Ramza

                                                  Brawl Code: 1805-1932-2783

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                                                  • Gorlom
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                                                    ramza why would jizz bounce just because you are in zero g?

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                                                      @Gorlom:

                                                      ramza why would jizz bounce just because you are in zero g?

                                                      Because space makes stuff unsticky, DUH!

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                                                        But why did it stick to your face then? eh eh? answer THAT if you can! =P

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                                                          Bukkake magnetism.

                                                          …I can't believe I just typed that.

                                                          ~Stargazer~, ~Distance~ original stories.

                                                          3DS Friend Code: 2234-8294-8917

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                                                          • Dragon Warrior Steve
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                                                            But in space, everyone will get fat, and then it'll be fat people love. Ick.

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                                                              There wouldn't be any fat people in space because the astronauts are required to exercise on a regular basis in order to reduce the loss of muscle and bone mass… unless they were fat to begin with... :getlost:hmmm...

                                                              Anyway, it has been proven that living in a zero-gravity environment is detrimental to one's health.

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                                                                @Earthworm:

                                                                Another stellar thread by GOLDENEYE

                                                                That's what I thought when I saw the thread title and the name of the kid who started it.

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                                                                • Gorlom
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                                                                  … you also wanted to make a bad pun?

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                                                                    @Dragon:

                                                                    But in space, everyone will get fat, and then it'll be fat people love. Ick.

                                                                    JUST LIKE IN WALL-E~!

                                                                    …...go see wall-e.

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                                                                      If that actually happens, then we've got a new hour-long special for Spice Network.

                                                                      "Deep Space Chicks 9"

                                                                      "Sperm Wars"

                                                                      "Cock Rockets"

                                                                      "One Small Erection for Man, One Giant Orgasm for Man-Kind"

                                                                      I could go on all day…

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                                                                      • Crossword
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                                                                        We'd just solve the problem with artificial insemination.

                                                                        ~Stargazer~, ~Distance~ original stories.

                                                                        3DS Friend Code: 2234-8294-8917

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                                                                        • Gorlom
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                                                                          …

                                                                          ...

                                                                          ...

                                                                          What problem exactly? And why is it a problem?

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                                                                          • Ramza
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                                                                            @Gorlom:

                                                                            ramza why would jizz bounce just because you are in zero g?

                                                                            do u stick to the wall when u ram into it?

                                                                            @Gorlom:

                                                                            But why did it stick to your face then? eh eh? answer THAT if you can! =P

                                                                            @Crossword:

                                                                            Bukkake magnetism.

                                                                            everyone learned it in grade 10

                                                                            Brawl Name: Ramza

                                                                            Brawl Code: 1805-1932-2783

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                                                                              FOOOOOHAHAHAHA, such a gay idea, and when I saw this post, I knew for some reason that the first ones do it is the gay Japanese (they are the ones who created everything: first TV, first radio, even first boats)

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                                                                                @Ramza:

                                                                                do u stick to the wall when u ram into it?

                                                                                According to the laws of bukkake magnetism it seems I would (if I weant face first)…

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                                                                                • Ramza
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                                                                                  u must have got bad grades in grade 10 science

                                                                                  Brawl Name: Ramza

                                                                                  Brawl Code: 1805-1932-2783

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                                                                                    Ramza this joke is starting to drag on too far. The sheer stupidity of bukkake science should have been left alone after crosswords post.

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                                                                                      didnt u start this to begin with

                                                                                      Brawl Name: Ramza

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                                                                                          Admittedly I did, crosswords post was a funny and natural end to it imo.

                                                                                          I'm sorry for responding to what would happen if i was rammed into a wall. (why the hell would you even make that likness? I'm not a liquid) I was expecting it to turn funny somewhere but instead I got a comment on 10th grade education…. :unsure:

                                                                                          I'll leave it to you to have the last word now. 😃

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                                                                                            "Come in, this is NASA space command. Please come in. Are you recieving this? Can you hear us–-OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!"

                                                                                            So...aaaaaakwaaaaaard.

                                                                                            Of course this is assuming we have giant 2-way monitors that people can just tap into(hehe, tap into) any time and view the people on the other side. Then again, if you hear moaning over the radio, you know something is up.

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                                                                                              If anyone of you has read Planetes, it has this girl who due being born in space can't never come down to earth. Low gravity made her grow very tall but was it that her bones were weak or something? Of course Planetes is a complete work of fiction but I think Makoto Yukimura did his research too so it could be a true scenarios of what-would-happen.

                                                                                              Yeah, I vaguely remeber reading about those labrat tests. Interesting stuff too. I hope there will be a space baby during my life time. I guess that's the only real way to get to know for real. Dunno, it might sucks to be that baby though.

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