If there is already a thread like this, sorry for making a new thread. It's just there is so many ways the title could be worded that it'd take awhile to search them all. So if it is already made just merge the posts here with the existing thread.
Anyhow, the question is simple. How do you want yourself to die? Be it of natural causes or murder.
I wanna die via suffocation between huge breasts. That or spontaniously combust. xD
Why? I don't wanna die period! But I want to die from an old age of 150
I'll shoot myself in my study.
Quick and painless. I may fear death, but if I die I don't want to be in pain when I pass away. After death, I want someone to cremate me. Because I don't wanna be skull-raped by maggots in a coffin after a couple of months.
Why do I get the feeling this thread is inviting all sorts of trouble? :getlost:
Why do I get the feeling this thread is inviting all sorts of trouble? :getlost:
What was your first hint?
I wanna die via suffocation between huge breasts. That or spontaniously combust. xD
With that in mind, I'd hate to die of suffication. That or drowning, they look like such slow and painful ways to go… :blink:
Either with the degree of drama and corny dialogue best befitting a manga hero, or by being consumed by a vampire.
I don't care how I die, so long as it's dignified and I have no regrets. No regrets = humans begin to colonize & conquer space. Dignified = I'm not drunk and half naked while staggering across a highway as a hybrid car runs me over.
As long as I die of old age then I will be happy.
i don't care how i die, as long as i die before i get put in a nursing home is all that i care about, i absolutely hate those places. they smell bad, the food looks like crap, and people would have to change my diapers shudders
how to say my name: Darks, NOT Dar X, Dar X sounds retarded
I want to die while sleeping.
Self-immolation….....
Drinking a bucket of paint and then blowing myself up.
I'm artistic like that
I would like to know before I die that I am going to die, just to you know be prepared to take my farewell to the world.
I would like to be eaten by cannibals. Or Cthulhu awakens and destroys all of humanity, that way I won't die alone.
What the…? Holy smurf am I slow! Until this statement of yours I never even realized that an octopus is actually serving octopusballs. Talk about not seeing the forest because of too many trees. facepalm
Quick, painless, quietly. Mostly of old age.
I want to be turned inside out by a point singularity in outer space that reincarnates me in another universe.
What the…? Holy smurf am I slow! Until this statement of yours I never even realized that an octopus is actually serving octopusballs. Talk about not seeing the forest because of too many trees. facepalm
I'd like to die in a way that doesn't result in people sniggering when they read the obit and muttering ''What an idiot!''
Epic Explosion.
16 Epic Characters.
I will never die
Naw, I'd probably want to die of old age (like 90 or something) and go in my sleep. That way I'll have the chance to live a long life… and be that crazy little old lady who throws lrocks and awn ornaments at kids who stands on her grass 
that's easy…..Old Age.
Old Age w/ good health in my sleep with no regrets…OR in some kinda heroic explosion or something like Die Hard
i'd rather not go out via suffocation or burning
i don't know really, i'm pretty terrified of death
As long as it's not painful, I could care less about how I die. I'd much rather choose when I would like to die.
To anyone who says when they wnt to know their death: DON'T SAY THAT! It's better to not know when you die rather than knowing when! What if somone told you you'll die in two days. Wouldn't that be scary? To know that death could be so close like that!? I feel so disturbed even just thinking about knowing my death date! It's like when you screw arounde with a Oujai board, or however you spell it! I would think it over! Glad I went over that ith you guys,m have a nice day.
I also though that if I need to include details, I want to die in an explosion, where it happens too fast to even think.
I think someone needs to eat a happle. <3Mah dA.Bombing for peace is like having sex for virginity.
… when i think about it a morphine overdose or something like that sounds like the most appealing alternative.
everything else sounds so painful and drawn out in the sense that you will be somewhat aware that it is comming.
What the…? Holy smurf am I slow! Until this statement of yours I never even realized that an octopus is actually serving octopusballs. Talk about not seeing the forest because of too many trees. facepalm
… when i think about it a morphine overdose or something like that sounds like the most appealing alternative.
Iam near the age of 25….so i will die cause of drugs...nahh i will more likely risk my life for some1 i love\trust\like to save her
(but i hope this will get me just massive injuries )
I'd like to get a 500ml sprite bottle, drink all the loveliness inside, align the rim of the bottle around my my right eye, and then repeatedly face-butt a table, hammering the bottle through the socket and into my brain, preferably infront of a large group of easily startled people.
I don't think you can hammer a plastic bottle through the skull bone behind your eye. unless I'm terribly mistaken there is only a very small hole for the nerve…
Even if there is no bone behind your eye that would be exceptionally painful.
You would have better success shoving a metal stick up your nose. That's the most direct way to your brain.
I want to be old but not in a nursing home. I want to have some sense still in me, and perhaps die painlessly, with the song "Calling to the Night" playing in the background.
And maybe die before my wife (if such an occurance will happen to me), but then that'd mean she'd have to suffer through days without me, so it's kind of a lose-lose situation…gotta hate those.
OOOh I want to change mine. I'd like to go out as Hugh Hefner most likely will. "Viagra overdose" =P
And you will never see it coming until it happens either 
@Mr.:
And maybe die before my wife (if such an occurance will happen to me), but then that'd mean she'd have to suffer through days without me, so it's kind of a lose-lose situation…gotta hate those.
You can always do the ridiculously stupid thing and make a suicide pact.
Or if you want to make it easy give your spouse permission to date others after you are gone.
What the…? Holy smurf am I slow! Until this statement of yours I never even realized that an octopus is actually serving octopusballs. Talk about not seeing the forest because of too many trees. facepalm
You know how in cartoons and older movies there're sometimes workmen using a pulley to haul a grand piano up to the upper floors of an apartment complex? Well, I'm going to be the sap that walks underneath just as the rope snaps.
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I've actually put a lot of thought into this, and I've pretty much come up with a list of ways that I don't want to die instead.
It basically includes really embarrassing or flashy things. I wanna have a boring death. And I'd like to know what caused it because not knowing would suck.
I'd also rather not get murdered because I think that would be really awkward.
Also I would like to get old because goddamn old people can be hot.
Impaled on a falling satellite.
no jared
Anything involving space is out of the damn question for me.
I hate space so much.
Seriously if I die from a meteor strike or something I'm gonna be pissed.
How about lightning strike then?
Hmmm.. if it is surekill and instantanious and I didn't see it coming and I had all my affairs set in order that might be a way I could see myself dying.
What the…? Holy smurf am I slow! Until this statement of yours I never even realized that an octopus is actually serving octopusballs. Talk about not seeing the forest because of too many trees. facepalm
I'd prefer something not-instant. Like bleeding to death or something.
really? why? I can't imagine anything more horrible then being incapacitated (or atleast incapable of doing anything about it) the last moments of your life and slowly feeling it slip away.
I either want it to be instant and not seeing it comming. or beeing under the influence of something so I don't grasp what is happening.
What the…? Holy smurf am I slow! Until this statement of yours I never even realized that an octopus is actually serving octopusballs. Talk about not seeing the forest because of too many trees. facepalm
Really? I thought that sounded more appealing.
To each his own I guess.
I'm a bit intrigued by this…
What is it you expect to be doing when you lay there dying? And why would you want to draw out any suffering accompanied with a slow death?
If you got your head cut off by guillotine would you be glad to discover that your brain continous to be concious for how many seconds it it after the head is severed from the body? (if that is the case and just not a myth)
Old age definitley. Or if I can't die that way then it will be me when I tried my hardest to make a better world for humanity and die in the process for the completing of that dream.
I think it would be an interesting experience.
i don't really care how i die as long as the death is quick and painfree. i would prefer to die of old age if possible, as i want to live a long life.
how many seconds it it after the head is severed from the body? (if that is the case and just not a myth)
I think it's 5.7 seconds, and it isn't a myth.
I mainly wanted to do the bottle treatment, because no-one else will ever of done it. If I was in a state to be ending my life, I'd put up with the pain of forcing it through, and I'm fairly sure the density of the bottle top would enable me to beat it through the skull casing, I could really fill it with water and freeze it if I needed a more suitable density:volume dealio, but it can, and will, be done.
I think it's 5.7 seconds, and it isn't a myth.
I mainly wanted to do the bottle treatment, because no-one else will ever of done it. If I was in a state to be ending my life, I'd put up with the pain of forcing it through, and I'm fairly sure the density of the bottle top would enable me to beat it through the skull casing, I could really fill it with water and freeze it if I needed a more suitable density:volume dealio, but it can, and will, be done.
That'll suck if it doesn't kill ya.
OH IT WILL 
haha.
but seriously.
I want it to be unpredictable and funny. Like getting crushed by a falling crate of marshmallows.
Though I do want to last long enough to get my last words in. Right now I'm going with: "I see the light, I'm getting closer. It's a … a ...
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Starbucks?"
I want them to laugh at my funeral not cry.
Haggis, how does this work?
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I think someone needs to eat a happle. <3Mah dA.Bombing for peace is like having sex for virginity.
 
