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Right, well.. a few weeks back, me and Cap'n Big Nose were stuck on this vessel, see.. it was a public transport Bus, for the love of all things. And it was raining so heavily, I couldn't see a damn thing outside of the window. It was a depressing day, and we'd just been playing One Piece: Grand Battle 3 all afternoon.

Anyhow, I started talking crazy. I was half awake, and I was pumped with One Piece related thoughts. Man, I was thrilled… but then, the conversation started getting serious. And we started talking about how to kick Luffy's Crew all around town, and if we'd die, or live during the process.

We eventually figured that if we teamed up, performed a Quadruple Kinniku-Buster on Sanji, Zorro, Nami and Usopp, we'd only have Chopper, Nico Robin, and Luffy to deal with. The only real Terrible Threesome that would prove a threat.

Then, we figured that we'd have to ambush them while they slept, and kick Chopper around for a while, asking him all sorts of ridiculous questions to kill the time. Next, it was the crunch time, the super fighting challenge of Luffy and Robin, Versus… Us Guys.

I don't know what conclusion we came to. But really, you should never drink yourself stupid, play OP:GB3 and Kinnikuman… and never, ever debate if you could kick One Piece character's asses. Especially not _mother-fking_ Luffy and Nico Robin Chojin Grapple Tag-Matches.

… Listen, I know.. this is totally stupid. But I want to hear what you guys think, I mean.. although I am sleep deprived, possibly under the influence.. could you kick Chopper's ass? - I mean, come on. You must look at Hentai to simulate a sexual fantasy about an animÃ character, now.. simulate another fantasy! - As if you'd take a good kickin' from Usopp laying down! - C'mon, don't take his crap...

Discuss.**

simply put. No. I don't think I'd beat any of them, except MAYBE Usopp.

I'm weak. But. In one piece world wouldn't you have the ability to train yourself? If so I can imagine myself being a slacker, but I'm also gutsy. I'd eat a devil fruit without fear of the consequenses.

Its a weird topic, but if anyone comes up here and says "I can beat Zoro." I'll be suprised.

I can beat Zoro, and his momma!

No seriously, I could… I'll tear his little paper ass up and throw him in the trashbin.

Oh.. you meant RL... he'll crack every bone in my body... but I'll live.

_Originally posted by Reiza+May 30 2005, 03:36 AM–>QUOTE(Reiza @ May 30 2005, 03:36 AM)simply put. No. I don't think I'd beat any of them, except MAYBE Usopp.

I'm weak. But. In one piece world wouldn't you have the ability to train yourself? If so I can imagine myself being a slacker, but I'm also gutsy. I'd eat a devil fruit without fear of the consequenses.

Its a weird topic, but if anyone comes up here and says "I can beat Zoro." I'll be suprised.
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Hey, you could always use a banana peel to slip him up.

Alright, let's change this. If you had a certain technique, say.. from a Devil Fruit, what then? - I probably should've rephrased it.

@May 30 2005, 05:15 AM
**I can beat Zoro, and his momma!

No seriously, I could… I'll tear his little paper ass up and throw him in the trashbin.

Oh.. you meant RL... he'll crack every bone in my body... but I'll live.
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_What if you had a Devil Fruit ability, say? - Or you could be Bon Clay X-Treme?

It's all possible, in this thread. Which, is sucking badly… I might add._

Well, Let's see.

There are alot of devil fruits in OP, which are spilt into three groups. To see what I might get, I'll need the list of all DF users currently and round up how much is in what group, and what design was their fruit. You know, to find a pattern and such. But, seeing how OP still continutes and the endless DF users keep coming, the DF fruits are currently random. Anyway, I'll try to round up the abilities you get from DF and make some observations such as "What if the personanity of the person determined the power of the fruit?" and etc. Hina and her locking ability, smoker and smoke, and the ice guy and ice. What about guys like Luffy? Let's just say that Oda is using analogies. Sure, I can be wrong because the power of DF is so unbelievable it changed them for life, but I can say one thing, the group that turns you into a element and the ability of a random DF being useful all around is almost bound to happen. Yet, at the same time could ruin you at the same moment.

So, If I did had a decent (I need GODLY against the Mugiwara) DF ability, I'll need super luck.. like getting a planet with sexy maids and anything you want or need just pops outta nowhere.

Originally posted by Sloth@May 30 2005, 03:48 PM
So, If I did had a decent (I need GODLY against the Mugiwara) DF ability, I'll need super luck.. like getting a planet with sexy maids and anything you want or need just pops outta nowhere.
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They could be sexy battle Maids, too. With chain whips, and crazy armour.

Man, I am so bored…~

If I had a devil fruit, I doubt I'd have too much of a chance even then. Okay. If I get an animal one, then what? Chopper > the whole animal group with his rumble ball, less I train. Then Robin locks me up? No thanks x.x

Body fruit… Well, power is worthless against Robin and a few others. I have concluded that I'd need an element fruit to slip out of Robin's locks and to avoid being cut to death by Zoro. I have no clue which, but it has to be one that lets me slip out into the element at free will.

If I beat luffy, I won't let him figure out my weakness. I'll attack ruthlessly and swiftly, not draw it out or speak. I'll make sure I overkill him. Over and over. Whats the point of winning only for him to crawl back?

The rest are no big deal with that fruit.

But chances of eating a fruit like that, are very slim.

You're probably end up getting the other end of the stick, and get a paramedic type of DF. Zoan isn't their challenge, unless it's a frickin dragon, but Sanji would probably do one of his "Anti Matter" kicks, those kind of things can lift fuckin anything into the sky. Everybody in the Mugiwara have determination and iron guts to stand up to anything, whether it be blades, guns, cannons, famous pirates, or gods, they just won't go down. It's just hopeless, Luffy and Robin will OWN anybody.

Ouch. Yeah. Thats pretty true. But its 7 vs 1, here, common. If there were multiple devil fruit allies matched against them, they'd have trouble.

How did their crew come about? Chance. How can a crew as strong come about? Chance. Still, yes, they have iron determination… one thing many pirates lack. Even Marines have a stronger will than most kaizoku-dan

You may be able to put up a good fight with a certain type of power, even if not win, though.

Um hmm, just like Mr.1 can.

Chance is just too random, and when something unbelievable happens it only sounds reasonable because we think it's acceptable. That is why we need to rely on our natural abilites to go up. Since I'm talking about fighting Zoro and Sanji with my fists, I'm just going to go back to the random-ass devil fruit abilities. Winning is not impossible, but it's like running away from a cheetah with bricks hanging from your limbs, and still be able to wrestle 600 professional mexican wrestlers after escaping from the cheetah. But some ability like Mr.1s' would be good enough to hold them back for while though.

On another hand, they may beat the shit out of me through bad chance. Yes. But even then what about becoming a friend of them then defeating them through inner discord? Theres many ways…

Yeah, but we're sticking to an all out brawl here.

We need a miracle.

weh.

I could totally take Sanji, but that'd be a whole different story, wouldn't it? See, the aforementioned sexy battle maid thing might come in real handy there.

Well I have actually thought about this alot and am writing my own One Piece fan fic so my DF would be the Soya Soya Fruit,the fruit that makes my skin rough like sand paper.I dont know why but in my fan fic thats the DF power my char is gonna have.

1 out of 3 isn't a small chance. o.o There are element, body and zoan fruits, so far. I'm pretty sure any element would be useful.

Element fruit = Mugiwara either run like pussies or find you hard as all hell to fight you.

But, 2 is still a higher number than 1. If it wasn't an all out brawl though, I can be manipulative o.o

All the good ones have been taken like fire, ice, and eletricity.

Lets' say we DO get an element fruit by good chance, what will it be?

Akira

If it was just me, by myself, I'd probably be able to take Usopp if I had a weapon of somesort, lets just say a "Baseball" bat. I'm not very strong but I can put up a hell of a fight. Chopper if he doesn't use his D-F ability (Which most likely won't happen) I could most likely kick his ass, due to the fact that he is maybe about 3 and a half feet tall. Everyone else (Luffy , Zoro, Sanji and Robin) Could most likely beat me to a pulp.

Yeah, but would you actually kick the ass of a cute little innocent reindeer who WILL transform into other forms? I wouldn't.

Usopp has explosives, jet dial, impact dial, and such. Usopp also will put up a helluva fight too, I mean, being slammed by a 4-ton bat to the face and living is unrealistic, but it happened and he won eventually. You'll probably need the state of the art arsenal to even compare to the long nosed guy.

normyk

After some thought (and I'm not thinking well right now) I have come to the conclusion that I could never beat the Straw Hats. But I could potentially survive. The following is a quick run down of what would happen if I were to attempt to take them on. One at a time of course. And I don't have all of them done either. Done thinking for the night.

And I TOTALLY apologize for how awful this is. It just sort of happened. Gomen.

normyk vs Nami
normyk: So Nami, did I mention I was rich?
Nami: Rich? Beri sign eyes
normyk: Filthy rich. Generous too.
Nami: Wai! I think I'm in love!
Sanji: Die asshole! flying kick
normyk dies

normyk vs Luffy
Luffy: Gomu gomu no…
normyk: Wait! Um.... I'll give you a map to the meat tree!?
Luffy: BAZOO.... Nani? Meat tree? SUGOI~!
normyk scribbles fake map and hands it over to Luffy
Luffy: MEAT TREEEEEEE! runs off in a random direction
normyk slinks off in a very Usopp-like manner

I had this great idea for a story about Luffy and the Meat Tree. Well, it seemed like a great idea at the time.

normyk vs Usopp
Usopp: You're in for it now! I'm brave Captain Usopp! knees shaking
normyk: You seem scared.
Usopp: You're the one who should be scared! My 8000 followers are about to attack you!
normyk: 8000 followers!? Well, I have 20000 followers hiding in those bushes over there. points to small shrub
Usopp: 20000 followers!? Well, I fought with the giants of Alpabu!
normyk: Giants?! Wow, that's awesome! What happened?
Usopp: Well….
six hours later normyk and Usopp are still trading bullshit stories

normyk vs Zoro
normyk plays dead
Zoro: Are you dead?
normyk: Yes. So please don't kill me any more.
Zoro: Pathetic. goes back to sleep
Usopp: Nice form!
normyk: Thanks! goes back to playing dead