Only in America can 13 year olds hire hookers to play Halo with them

[Tizoc]

http://www.money.co.uk/article/1000390-13-year-old-steals-dads-credit-card-to-buy-hookers.htm

At least he got punished for the credit card fraudulent.
No offense to the Americans here but….get out of the country.

[Buuhan1]

Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.

Haha, I wonder. But wow, quite a story. 13-year-old boys who should just have sex on their minds, wanted to play Halo instead. I got a kick out of the "surprise trip to Disneyland". Wonder if the kid even cares for Disney.

[Rosé]

Thats kids hero has just gotta be Bill Clinton.
=/
At least the hookers were decent girls in that way.
But then again….ew.

@Buuhan1,
Actually, it seems like they did have that on mind, but the hookers tricked them into playing Halo3 instead.

[Tizoc]

I'll be the first to crack the joke about how the hookers wasted their night playing Halo instead of getting some REAL action….

[Rosé]

@Freeman-12:

I'll be the first to crack the joke about how the hookers wasted their night playing Halo instead of getting some REAL action….

Hahaha!
But, actually maybe they preffered the Halo action to the other one.
It must be really sickening…blech.

[Randy1031]

No video games for a week.

[Insider2000]

Adultry or no adultry, Bill Clinton is a cool guy and a great president.

That's one less kid screaming in my ear when I'm playing XBox online. What an idiot? Did he have no concept of reality? "I'm going to hire a bunch of hookers and tell random people about so that way it can come back to haunt me. And to top things off, I'm going to use my father's card." How dumb could this kid be?

1. There are plenty of better people to play Halo with than hookers.
2. There are a lot of better games to play with hookers (whether it be sex or video games).
3. There are a lot of better people to have sex and/or play video games with than hookers.

[Dark_Kaomi]

I wonder how the dad reacted?

[Insider2000]

A thumbs up from Papi. XD

[Sandai Mera]

@Freeman-12:

I'll be the first to crack the joke about how the hookers wasted their night playing Halo instead of getting some REAL action….

When'd you get Senior status Freeman?

Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.

I don't know what's more funny the fact that quote is ironic or the fact that he's from Texas.

And really what 13 yr old wants to go Disneyland?

[Lobster Pot-Sticker]

@Sandai:

And really what 13 yr old wants to go Disneyland?

Well I know that Disney World has lots of stuff for all ages. But I'm not sure about Disney Land. I was like.. maybe 7 when I went there.

I don't see why a kid ordering Slave Hookers play Halo with him is such a bad thing. I guess he just wanted some extra players.
And why wasn't the Dad pleased that it was "all his kid was doing"?

[taboo]

the only thing i found wrong was

Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.

[Throes]

All I can say is this is more fuel for Jack Thompson's fire.

[Gorlom]

really? I cant see how even he can use any of this?

Is he going to start ranting about WoW tournament giving out hookers as prizes or what?

[Dragon Warrior Steve]

AMERICA FUCK YEAH!!!!!!

Sure the kid is in deep shit, but he'll go down as the kid who had the balls to call hookers so he can play multiplayer in Halo. Then again, he didn't have the balls to have sex with the hookers…...

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Oh my god, the kid's a loser!!!

[Throes]

@Gorlom:

really? I cant see how even he can use any of this?

Is he going to start ranting about WoW tournament giving out hookers as prizes or what?

How can you not see it? Clearly the Grand Theft Auto games inspired the kids to hire hookers, but since they didn't have the hot coffee mod, the kids didn't know what to do with the hookers, so they just played Halo.

[Sandai Mera]

@Dragon:

Then again, he didn't have the balls to have sex with the hookers.

I don't think it was so as him not having balls to do it so much as it was a lack of interest either that or the hookers weren't looking too good.

[Gorlom]

@Sandai:

I don't think it was so as him not having balls to do it so much as it was a lack of interest either that or the hookers weren't looking too good.

What do you even base this on? Have you seen the hookers in question or how can you make such a judgement?

Throes: Isn't that a good thing? that they dont know what happens next I mean?

[Mugiwara no Afro]

I don't know what's more funny the fact that quote is ironic or the fact that he's from Texas.

And whats wrong with being from Texas?

[Lobster Pot-Sticker]

I just wonder how he explained it to the hookers..

A: I order you to play Halo with me
B: WTF?
A: Did I mention.. that it's Halo THREE?
B: omg, liake lets play =D

And whats wrong with being from Texas?

Are you a Cowboy?

[Don Quichotte De Flamingo]

hookers don`t care how they could indulge some1…think about how may perverts(not talking to kingoffans) like to have a dump into their mouth:wassat:

but nothing could shock me as long as i know that you could celebrate your b-day at WoW..:getlost:thats just sick...here the boy is maybe just gay or dont wanted to lose at helo3 against the hookers pimp.....

[seacake]

This kiddie is just a loser

He must be fat and ugly like hell

[Sandai Mera]

@Gorlom:

What do you even base this on? Have you seen the hookers in question or how can you make such a judgement?

It's a assumption nothing more.

@Mugiwara:

And whats wrong with being from Texas?

:whistling:

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[Lobster Pot-Sticker]

You disappoint me, Mera.

I assumed that your word "assumption" was going to be a link to an actual picture.

[Sandai Mera]

@Lobster:

You disappoint me, Mera.

I assumed that your word "assumption" was going to be a link to an actual picture.

What picture would properly represent my making an assumption of two prostitutes being ugly?

And no don't put that picture you showed in the Creepy thread back up again my eyes will thank you.

[captain usopp]

@Sandai:

And really what 13 yr old wants to go Disneyland?

the ones that order hookers and play videogames with them

[Captain Brooke]

The title says it all, only shit like this can happen in America!

[firecrouch]

What a fucking dumbass. He just spent over $1000 doing something he could do for free. Hell, at 13 years-old and with a shitload of money he could probably get laid for practically free. I hope his dad beats the shit out of him.

[Mr. Lucci]

@Sandai:

And really what 13 yr old wants to go Disneyland?

:wassat:

I'm sure plenty do. Some things there are for all ages anyway.

Overall, I don't see what's so bad about what the kid did. It's more funny than bad actually.

[Darkariel]

Are there Hookers at Disneyland ?

This news is pretty entertaining but I doubt it's real

[firecrouch]

@Darkariel:

Are there Hookers at Disneyland ?

This news is pretty entertaining but I doubt it's real

At the ToonTown Red-Light District.

[Insider2000]

I don't want to go to Disney Land. I want to go to Disney WORLD. I'd rather go to Disney World ANYDAY.

[Gorlom]

What is the difference?

What's the one in Europe called again? Disneyland Paris?

[Insider2000]

Disney World has four parks (Magic Kingdom, MGM, Epcot, Animal Kingdom).
Disney Land has two (Disneyland and California, which isn't the state but an actual theme park).

Disney World also has Typhoon Lagoon which is a kick ass water park.

Also, I'm not 100% sure if Disneyland has it, but Disney World has DisneyQuest, which is a five story arcade with a virtual rollercoaster maker that you can ride.

@Gorlom:

What is the difference?

What's the one in Europe called again? Disneyland Paris?

And that's EuroDisney.

[Mr. Lucci]

I've only been to Disney Land, but I've heard Disney World is better.

I'll try to go there someday.

Also, I'm not 100% sure if Disneyland has it, but Disney World has DisneyQuest, which is a five story arcade with a virtual rollercoaster maker that you can ride.

No, I don't think Disney Land has that.

[tonitonichopper]

They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

Probably the funniest part I read… I wish I could have watched the whole thing happen in action.

[Tizoc]

@Dragon:

Oh my god, the kid's a loser!!!

The moral of this thread. I mean seriously ppl; video games or sex? Me, def. sex.

[Rosé]

@Lobster:

I just wonder how he explained it to the hookers..

A: I order you to play Halo with me
B: WTF?
A: Did I mention.. that it's Halo THREE?
B: omg, liake lets play =D
Are you a Cowboy?

Haven't you watched Moulin Rouge!?
Christian: I…write, let me read this
Satine: Oh those words! oh oh!

Now the little boy scenario.
Hooker: Lets play
Boy: Thats why I called you, I want to play Halo3
sits and starts shooting off random thingies
Hooker: oh those shots! oh oh!

@Freeman-12,
Videogames

[firecrouch]

@Freeman-12:

The moral of this thread. I mean seriously ppl; video games or sex? Me, def. sex.

Me too, but sex and videogames can vary. If the sex wasn't good I'd just go back to playing my videogames.

[Lobster Pot-Sticker]

The kid is smart.

If he had sex with them, he probably would have instantly gotten hundreds of Fornication Diseases.

Diseases that you can only get through Fornication.

Haven't you watched Moulin Rouge!?

Nooope

But I've heard both versions of the songs :)

[TakinawaTonfa]

http://www.stuff.co.nz/4549574a4560.html

@Newark:

"As far as we know, this story is a hoax. There have not been any arrests here, and we're not aware of any convictions like that in this county."

Was gonna say, if that kid managed to hire some hookers and all he wanted to do was play Halo, I swear….

[Buuhan1]

Aww, now I'm disappointed. If it does turn out to be a hoax, a kid better try and react it.

[Kingoffans]

Or maybe the dad pulled some strings and covered it up.