Have you ever had a weird, funny or perverted teacher?
I was wondering, why not share the lulz?
My english teacher is called Mr. Eric Shawn Jefferson.
Nuff said.
:unsure:
Have you ever had a weird, funny or perverted teacher?
I was wondering, why not share the lulz?
My english teacher is called Mr. Eric Shawn Jefferson.
Nuff said.
:unsure:
I haven't really had any truly weird teachers.
Last year my math teacher was a real phsycho though.
This year, my math teacher has the most annoying voice. She sounds like she's constantly got liquid in her throat or something.
My 10th and 11th grade English teacher, Mr. Slayton.
I thought he was funny, my brother thought he was an asshole.
My 7th grade English teacher was an asshole, though.
I hope he dies in a fire.
I've never really had any weird teachers, except for an English teacher who was in his early thirties who tried to seem "hip". Frightening thing, he wasn't bad. He rhymed pretty well, and even could break dance. But nobody found him cool either way since he was the biggest pain in the ass English teacher.
I've mainly had REALLY mean teachers. An English teacher who would tell us HIS interpretation of the book, and expect us to know it for the test (our interpretation meant nothing). A photography teacher who would scream at you if you ever asked him a question.
And my personal favorite, the civics teacher who called everyone pathetic, a loser, ugly, a failure, or a waste of life. Yep. Nice guy.
And my personal favorite, the civics teacher who called everyone pathetic, a loser, ugly, a failure, or a waste of life. Yep. Nice guy.
Charming. :wassat:
Honestly, he'd just randomly insult his students?
I've heard about the waste of oxygen, but not waste of life.
=S
I had a fifth grade teacher who hated the above average students. Ironically, we only had her half a year because a window fell on her head in the last week of summer.
My physics teacher was pretty weird/cool. He used to tell really bad jokes and puns like "Straight edges rule!" and such. He was a good teacher the first time I had him but the next he sucked. Bad.
@Tommy:
My 7th grade English teacher was an asshole, though.
I hope he dies in a fire.
I have a teacher exactly like that this year. My science teacher from Hell… He actually made one of the girls in our class cry once.
My Science teacher last year was a perv.
He would always stare at the girls' cleavage. I actually heard he got annoyed with one of my brothers' friends when she didn't wear revealing clothing. That's mostly a rumor though.
My english teacher would bang her head on the desk when it was getting to loud.
That got people quiet.
UGH. Mr. Amus(Anus) was such a fag….no, he really is gay. Everyone kept joking about how he and another teacher, Mrs. Kelly, were a couple.
But he was a real asshole too. So was Tweety, the class pet who broke a girl's necklace. He was my 6th grade Literacy teacher. And a complete faggot. has a burning hate for him to this day The principle wants more teachers like him. He was ass too. doesn't even go to the school anymore Good thing the school will close down. This year is the last year then it's GONE. I don't even know where to start, but the lectures were a pain in the ass. They were also unneccesary. Usually if you don;t know the answer a NORMAL teacher just moves to another student, but he will stare you down. My friend had his class at a different time, and she can't really say "field" right. He made her stay after school and he got bitched at by my friend's mom. shakes head I hope Mr. Amus burns in hell. I can't fricken stand him.[/rant]
feels a little better after the rant though there is much more to say I don't want to bore anyone with how much of an ass he was. Because he just puts "mean" to a whole new meaning. I almost feel like ranting more.
My Algerbra 2 teacher in High school ripped a PHONE BOOK in half with his bare hands
(seriously)
A kid CHALLENGED him to do it.
Have you ever had a weird, funny or perverted teacher?
I was wondering, why not share the lulz?My english teacher is called Mr. Eric Shawn Jefferson.
Nuff said.
:unsure:
Judging from your post, Mr. Eric Shawn Jefferson must have been a real…
Actually, please continue.
I had a math teacher who was roughly five and a half feet tall jump and touch the ceiling of the math room which was about 8 and a half to nine feet.
Had a gym teacher had at least three students go to the hospital because she worked them beyond what their doctors said they could. She always favored the athletes and belittled the out of shape girls. Hated her with a firey passion.
A teacher I absolutely loved was my calculus teacher. She could teach the topic of the day in half the time of the other teachers, answer any question, and explain anything in a way any student could understand. She was wonderful and I wish all my teachers were like her.
In college, I had a teacher that looked like a hippie to me. Also, the class was Humanities. Anyway, I dropped the class because it was boring for me.
Charming. :wassat:
Honestly, he'd just randomly insult his students?I've heard about the waste of oxygen, but not waste of life.=S
Honestly, he was really bad. He would pick a random person in the class (he also picked ONE person to pick on most often, which was a dumbass jock) and ask a very difficult civics question. Of course, the student wouldn't know it. (The question wasn't even part of the test, it could be like "What's your opinion on abortion") And he would then "nit-pick" you. He would mock every word you said.
If you didn't feel enough like a deer in front of headlights, he would have a harsh opinion on everyone. Even me, and I was one of his only A/B students. There were several students who had grades lower than 10 (yes, 10!). Often times, I'd be afraid a kid would come in with a gun, but thank God that never happened.
I understand telling a kid that he is wrong. But being an asshole for the sake of being an asshole. I hope that man burns in the lowest level of Hell.
Actual Conversation:
Him: Anyone in here Hispanic?
(I am)
Me: I am.
Him: I feel that all Hispanic people should shut up and learn English. What do you say?
Me: I say that they're trying to.
Racist bastard. It's people like him that disgust me. I don't care that he feels that way about Hispanics. It's the fact that he did it "solely" to prove that he is an asshole. I'm in a different school now, thank God. Everyone here is a million times nicer.
My math teacher was quite strict, but he had to because everyone hated math and we were such a small group. He also shouted in such a funny manner, forcing himself way too much to sound intimidating. He was still a nice guy with a normal life and a decent family.
I still remember that time when we finished our work early and since there were no girls (he told them to get out because the bitches didn't shut up. It didn't help that there were only three women) we began to talk about wich channels had the best porn and what not. Then he brought a TV from another classroom and we watched football. When the other teacher arrived, we just watched football instead of having the other class (The year was about to finish, and since we were a small group, about 16 persons, we had almost finished everything we had to do).
My Junior high art teacher used to call us jackasses, and commented on how school videos had "porn music".
Great guy.
We once found an open window of a porn site in the PC of that teacher. It was funny because there was this annoying English teacher (some fat bitch like Umbridge from Harry Potter. She even had the sweet fake voice and the toad look) was with us and made such a big deal out of it.
That teacher was so annoying (she even called one of my friends a lesbian because she thought she wasn't femenine enough) and there was this time when all of my classroom sat outside of the teacher's lounge to listen through the wall as she was being scolded by the principal for messing up so much with the students. She lost it when she came out and noticed how we were all outside hoping that she would be fired.
I had such a great Nakama (gaygaygaysparksofgayness).
I had this one teacher in Grade 7 that we would make cry all the time and eventually he quit the profession because of it. It didn't take much to get him to break down, though. That and if you didn't hand in an assignment, he'd just ask you what mark you got on it and even if you said 100% he'd believe you, so it's probably good he quit.
There was a chemistry teacher next to my Grade 11 math classroom, and he'd come into our room and start telling us how stupid his class next door was and how much they messed up on the last exam. He yelled and swore a lot too, but most people liked him actually. He was kind of funny that way.
And finally I had a woodworking teacher who got fired because he kept staring at girls' cleavage and asses. He'd ask them to pick things up off the ground for him or sweep up the sawdust or junk like that. That was in Grade 8 I think. Yeah he was a real creepy shit.
How many teachers are here at AP?
I remember someone saying somewhere that he/she wanted to be a Teacher. I think it was Tony-Kun, but that man would be more of an awesome teacher than a creepy one.
Still, It kinda bothers me how something came up to my mind when I saw this thread of weird Teachers. I bet I read somewhere something about a weird individual that was planning to teach kids.
I had this one teacher in Grade 7 that we would make cry all the time and eventually he quit the profession because of it.
I did too in High School. He was a Spanish teacher who tried to be nice and "hip" to the students. He wasn't even that bad of a teacher. Just the kids yelled, fought and were pretty much total jackasses. You could sometimes see the guy was on the verge of crying.
Now, he's a DJ.
@SSM:
I did too in High School. He was a Spanish teacher who tried to be nice and "hip" to the students. He wasn't even that bad of a teacher. Just the kids yelled, fought and were pretty much total jackasses. You could sometimes see the guy was on the verge of crying.
Now, he's a DJ.
Yeah, we were real jackasses to our teacher too, making fun of him when he told us childhood stories and the fact that he wasn't married at 50 and taking advantage of his stupidity with assignment marks and throwing pens at him and junk. But seriously, when you're a Grade 7 teacher you have to have a thick skin and a sense of humor or those little monsters will eat you alive. And he just couldn't hack it.
I have no idea what happened to him afterward though.
@Kaimei-Karasuhebi:
How many teachers are here at AP?
I remember someone saying somewhere that he/she wanted to be a Teacher. I think it was Tony-Kun, but that man would be more of an awesome teacher than a creepy one.
Well, I'll be a high school teacher in a couple years but I'm pretty sure I'll wind up being pretty boring. I lack the charisma.
In the middle of highschool I got new math and chemistry teachers.
the math teacher showed up the first day with partly blue hair. He blamed it on some hat that had had been improperly handled and dyed it. He never got taken seriously after that.
the chemistry teacher had some sort of earinfection so the first time we saw him he had lots and lots of cotton stuffed in his ears and up his nose.
The chemistry teacher also loved it when you were spurting nonsense. If you were talking about being distracted because of green ferrets flying around outside he gave you bonus points for creativity.
Theese two arrived at the same day.
We also had another chemistry teacher nicknamed "Blomman" (means flower) because of his last name. He used to swing his breifcase around and "accidentally" hit students he thought deserved it at the time, and then pretend like it was raining.
He was also slightly senile.
Overall he was a pretty cool guy though.
Judging from your post, Mr. Eric Shawn Jefferson must have been a real…
Actually, please continue.
No, please just say the name "Eric Shawn" loud…
what do you hear?
x3
But yeah, he stares at girls all the time, so I had to keep this MASSIVE t-shirt in my locker to wear during his lessons.
Oh and he liked to drop pens and bend over, his butt right in some girls face.
But he was a brilliant teacher, he really made sure each and every one of us was perfectly prepared for the exams.
LOL, that's freaking kids for you.
Did he actually go by his full name?
I had a Computer Teacher that acted kind of like that. Where he would lean over the top of a girl's shoulder "helping" her.
sakhsklgjhsadjf WHYYYY do assholes get hired if they don't do well with kids!? THE HELL?
Well, I remember in 6th grade(at the same school Mr. Amus was in) my Computer teacher was kinda deaf in the ear. Like, really death. I heard some kid say "You deaf bastard!" because she got skipped on accident when the teacher passed out Jolly Ranchers. He was right there and didn't hear her. I think at that point I was laughing as quietly as I could. He was also a bit senile. HARDY HAR HAR.
Then we had my 6th grade art teacher(also from the same school) who is really awesome. She has one dread lock and she named it Marley. Just ONE dread lock, the rest of her hair is kinda curly and afro-ish. LOL Marley. xDDDDD
And my math teacher was always confused with Mr. Amus. He was kinda sweaty at most times and his name was Mr. Mason. Amus, Mason. Say them both out loud and it sounds simular. And their rooms were close to each other.
Yup, 6th grade was really kinky. But I went to one school, then I went to homeschooling, but it didn't work out so I just went to a different school. I regret ever setting foot in there sometimes. Then I miss it at other moments. The food there sucked, though. The meat wasn't even meat. ICK.
The weirdest teacher for me is my current history teacher. He's probably the wackiest guy I know, period. He's always tells random jokes that only somewhat make sense, but are still hilarious, he always claims that he dated famous women in history, uses props to teach, always makes things interesting, and does his lunch duty by standing on a ladder to "spy" on us, and runs up to people while continuously blowing a whistle and pointing to the trash can if they don't throw things away at lunch. He's also really cool with late work and stuff like that.
Oh, and his favorite phrase: "Word to your mother!"
One of my favorite teachers ever.
If I had to name them all…
Highschool substitute regular, he shows up everyday and covers for teachers. I only had him once so I cannot remember his name. He is this extremely old black guy with one of those weezy old guy voices and smiles constantly. He props one foot on the desk (I think he can't get the other up) and reads his newspaper. Then when he hears something worth talking about he will very loudly say: "I know a little something bout' that." People will get confused and he will try to connect with people 80 years behind him. It does not work. He has this habit of raising one of his hands to about face level like he is being sworn in to court and have that wierd smile, no teeth just this open mouth kinda pumkin thing going on.
Another highschool sub has to be "the colonal" He is an old white guy that looks alot like the KFC guy. Wears the same ratty suit and reads the paper, talking about penny stocks and how the world is getting more and more like "1984" (that book about big brotha). He is annoying and never shuts up, his arguments are garbage and I can safely say ANYBODY can out-reason him.
Last highschool sub worth mentioning is this old 40-ish looking woman. No name again I'm sorry but you tell lots by looking at her. She has this frizzy, messed up hair in hair clip, wears thick rimmed glasses, large baggy t-shirt, large shoulder bag and fanny-pack combo, tight pants "elastic" looking pants, and large bulky hiking boots. I never heard her say a word and I had her maybe 15 times this year alone. She passes a sheet to mark our names down and she reads what looks like a romance novel. With this alone I will you to come up with your own conclusions about her.
Mr. Sims Is this old black guy that used to be a gym teacher. Now he is a counceler. What is so strange about him? Here it is: He is freaking immortal. Since he was hired onto kennedy 20 years ago he has had the same glasses, the same purple jogging suit, the same receeding hair line, and the same really deep voice it sounds like one of those guy that talk through thier throat with a microphone. On top of that he is a really strict guy and yells often. Everytime he talks I cannot help but laugh a little inside. He looks maybe five years older from 87 to 08.
Hease My current physics teacher, the only thing about him is he is from england or something. Being the ignorant american I am his accent made it hard for me to pay attention the first few days. I just found it extremely funny. One day for our amusment he even said stuff like "blood hell". After I while i got used to it and he is a pretty smart guy. Aside from that he is extremely friendly and some find him almost to friendly. :ninja:
Quiroga The worlds most forgetful person I am sure. On top of that he must be deaf. Teaches networking and does badly at it to boot. Every report card I have to go back and show him the work I did so he but my grade back to the B it was before. He like to start first period hopped up on coffee shouting "Good morning! Get out trancendner!" Then he takes this kid named "Turks" and tells him to stand. Since no matter what is going on he is somehow breaking some sorta rule. He is sort of like pre-programmed script that doesn't really change it's course no matter what the outside circumstances are. If we have a test on friday and he didn't teach us the material yet to bad. The test is friday.
Sopia Pot head art teacher that is ironically not to much fun and not very inspired. (He smells like it, that is our only evidence.)
That covers Highschool. Grade school…not worth going into. Also as for teachers that you guys call "perverted"...I think staring problem is a better term. Just as creepy but perverted makes em seem more like they are predators or something. I have a theory that male teachers are the most socially inept adults on the planet.
I've had some of the craziest teachers in my journey through elementary-post secondary. I've had an elementary teacher who would whip chalk at the back wall in our classroom. I've also had teachers who let me show off "Home-Made Wrestling Videos", when we were suppose to be studying for exams. I had a French madame who constantly had lipstick on her teeth, everyday. I've had teachers who would actually give me an A+ if I stapled a twenty-dollar bill to the test. Teachers who shared war stories, even though everyone says he just use to peel potatoes. Now I'm on the path of becoming one of these strange characters. Crazy huh.
I had this incredible Bio teacher in 10th grade who owned this gigantic, silver shovel which was supposed to be symbolic of how he hurled knowledge at us. He also had this awesome catchphrase for whenever we were given homework and such to work on.
That class was HARD, and everyone was competing against one another. Even now, having taken A.P. Biology and being an intended Microbiology major in college, I haven't had a more challenging Bio course. He literally crammed four years of college biology into a year long, high school sophomore course.
My Finnish teacher in high school was pretty weird. He just talked about random things during class, and used to say things like "We teachers laugh at you behind your backs after we have made you learn all those useless things"
He always came to the school by bicycle, and had a special place where no-one else was allowed to put theirs. If someone did, he threw them (the bikes, not the students) middle of the road. After those people complained he told them that it was not his fault, and they should go and complain to the wind.
Also, one of my professors likes to eat moss and dirt.
There was as sub at my High School who used to be a regular. His name was Mr. Gephardt (Gep- Heart), but we called him Mr. G-function. He subbed for math classes and he was the greatest ever. He had this quarter trick where he would throw a quarter over his shoulder, kick it back up and into his front shirt pocket. I've never seen it but the classes that did said it amazing. He also hated it if someone claimed pi = 3. My friends used to torment him with that.
When I was in kindergarten, my teacher got mad at me for writing down what books I was reading instead of having my parents do it (most kindergarteners there couldn't even count, and I could read and write) so my dad went and yelled at her for that. Thats when she got evil. She would every day get me in trouble for somthing others were doing, she made me sit out of duck duck goose for talking to a boy, and wrote a letter home saying I would never get anywhere in life since I couldn't jump rope. She was nice to all other students, except me. I hope she dies of bugs.
Then, there was my technology teacher in 7th grade, like some other teachers mentioned here, he would look down girls shirts and up their skirts when they wern't looking. He'd even drop pens and pennies and have them bend over and pick them up so he could see down their shirts. He was married too.
Then their was this AIG teacher who would always let us have parties and bring popcorn and sodas and chips in and watch movies, just as long as they were going with whatever book we were reading. She was actually a substitute because our normal teacher got very, very sick and was in the hospital. I miss our sub, she was so much fun.
I have a few:
My AP chem teacher used to tell extremely perverted jokes in class and even compared the SCOPES (or some organization like that) evaluation to a prostate exam. Anyways, he had a sickness called "white fever" where he would feel the extreme need to go to the snow and stay there for a day. Im kinda glad I dont have that class anymore, but my friends and I eat in his room because he has a working microwave that doesnt have food blasted all over the walls.
My old 6th grade english teacher. OMG, she brought the weirdest stuff to class for lunch and since she had a tea kettle in the room, it was always musty and smelled of cheap green tea. And when she wore sandals, her feet blinded the class since she had these HUGE bunions that could pass as an extra toe. There was also another time where she found a dead bird in her yard and brought it to my science teacher because she thought my teacher liked that kind of stuff.
My 10th grade english teacher. His jokes were usually dry, but once he started noting the symbolism in Shakespeare, Farenheit 451, and A Separate Peace, things started getting perverted. He would heavily hint symbols that only he would get at the first glance, like "hose children…get it? Hose?!" or like "Do you need me to explain the symbolism behind the bottle?" He was a good teacher, but this kind of manner pushed the students into thinking he was a big creep.
I have more teachers that are wierd, but these three definitley are definitley at the top
My music is an absolute frothing nutcase. In my lesson with him, he screamed at the little red light at the back of the class, saying it was "flashing him" He recently did the same with some seagulls flying by. He also goes on these long-winded nonsense rants that take up around half the lesson.
My High school teacher (Mr. F) was a freakin' millionaire(no lie) from selling/buying stuff on his farm(I'm dead serious) yet he still had the need to come teach at the school(if you call listening to redneck songs and messing with all the girls teachin') He also decided to get up and take all his sick days towards the end of the year(I think it was 145days out of the entire school year he missed) So yeah….plus he was freakin' crazy as hell. He loved playin' tricks on everyone...I was a quiet kid in English class since my English sucks balls...so he decided to "hint" the guidance councilor that I was suicidal xD
My 9th grade English teacher(Miss B) was just a failure as a teacher. She made us do word searches and crossword puzzles the entire year...so we didn't learn crap all 9th grade. (Guess who we got when Mr. Fred was out the 145ish days of the year....that's right...Miss B)
My 9th grade Biology teacher was a freakin' racist old hag... Whenever someone came to class(we had gym before her class) and was all sweaty, she would kick em out. She was SUPER racist towards black people. Some kid in the class got hit by a girl for touching her in the shoulder a million times, when she told him to stop, and told on the teacher who did nothing. She hit him, he went down she got in trouble for "sexual harassment" when the boy didn't(she was black). My friend and I did our science fair at his house, followed my guideline on how it should look. Both ours looked EXACTLY the same, yet he was told he did his wrong when mine got an A.(He was black) She did get fired though, for preachin' about god in class.
Weird teachers? Humm…
never experienced something like this before. Most teachers I met are kind of hot tempered, funny or normal teachers, but I graduated from a college this last semester. One of the teachers I admire is GTO. Who knows maybe I'll be weird like him & become the next GTO or should I call myself GTA...(laugh)
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my economic teacher used sex to describe marginal utility
"the first time, u might hit the wrong hole, but its still pretty good"
"second time, u know what to do, so u enjoy it more"
"its good the first few times, after that, it starts to feel like a chore"
Oi!
That's worst than GTO
You may call a teacher like that GPT: Great Pervert Teacher
My 7th grade English teacher was fairly old, creepy, has the highest bpm (blinks per minute) of anyone, and once wandered into the band room while they were playing "Stripper", started dancing, took her sweater off, and started swinging it around.
My eighth grade social studies teacher was the best
He was an awesome old man who would often go on crazy tangents about completely unrelated stuff, even if it meant interrupting the actual lesson.
I think he retired though, sadly.
What about Hot teachers?
Did you ever found one of your teachers pretty attractive?
My history teacher was pretty hot. She is 25 years old and has the most adorable body ever (Pretty small everything, but well shaped and all). I loved when her shirt revealed a decent amount of cleavage. She also uses to wear sandals most of the time so you could see those small feet of hers (Not like I have a feet fetish; I just like to enjoy the full set of ass, legs and feet.)
That class was kinda boring, so don't blame me for paying attention just because the teacher was hot.
@Kaimei-Karasuhebi:
What about Hot teachers?
Did you ever found one of your teachers pretty attractive?
My history teacher was pretty hot. She is 25 years old and has the most adorable body ever (Pretty small everything, but well shaped and all). I loved when her shirt revealed a decent amount of cleavage. She also uses to wear sandals most of the time so you could see those small feet of hers (Not like I have a feet fetish; I just like to enjoy the full set of ass, legs and feet.)
That class was kinda boring, so don't blame me for paying attention just because the teacher was hot.
Yeah, I remember one of the 12th Grade English teachers who was there for one semester at my high school was a smokin' hot Asian chick…or maybe she was Hawaiian, I'm really not sure. But she was really freakin' hot.
Rumor was she was fired for (not surprisingly at all) banging a student. Yeah.
@Kaimei-Karasuhebi:
What about Hot teachers?
Did you ever found one of your teachers pretty attractive?
My history teacher was pretty hot. She is 25 years old and has the most adorable body ever (Pretty small everything, but well shaped and all). I loved when her shirt revealed a decent amount of cleavage. She also uses to wear sandals most of the time so you could see those small feet of hers (Not like I have a feet fetish; I just like to enjoy the full set of ass, legs and feet.)
That class was kinda boring, so don't blame me for paying attention just because the teacher was hot.
And you call me the biggest pervert on the forum>_>
You still are KOF, you still are.
@ KOF: If you had a Wikipedia section, it would look like this
Kingoffans - a perv so big that Jupiter is a crumb of bread compared to his want of pr0nz.
And I'm not even close.
I actually forgot about Mr. Rock, he broke a clipboard in half because he was angry at some kid who coughed too much on purpose.
@Kaimei-Karasuhebi:
What about Hot teachers?
Did you ever found one of your teachers pretty attractive?
My history teacher was pretty hot. She is 25 years old and has the most adorable body ever (Pretty small everything, but well shaped and all). I loved when her shirt revealed a decent amount of cleavage. She also uses to wear sandals most of the time so you could see those small feet of hers (Not like I have a feet fetish; I just like to enjoy the full set of ass, legs and feet.)
That class was kinda boring, so don't blame me for paying attention just because the teacher was hot.
This is a great post.
My seventh grade math teacher was a pretty good looking woman. She came right out of college, and was about 24 or 25 years old.
One time she dyed her hair brown, so for a while she looked kind of like Shanon Elizabeth. HAWT.