Arlong Park Forums

    • Register
    • Login
    • Search
    • Categories
    • Recent
    • Tags
    • Popular
    • Users
    • Groups

    Throughout this month, we will be testing new features (like search) so you may experience some hiccups from time to time. We'll try to not be too disruptive...

    Uwe Boll's even an bigger idiot, than we all thought…

    Media
    16
    25
    6647
    Loading More Posts
    • Oldest to Newest
    • Newest to Oldest
    • Most Votes
    Reply
    • Reply as topic
    Log in to reply
    This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
    • Ganner_Rhysode
      Ganner_Rhysode
      last edited by
      Ganner_Rhysode
      spiral
      Ganner_Rhysode
      spiral

      Hey guys,

      after the hilarious statement of his, kicking Indy 4 off the lists with his movie Postal, I really thought it would not be possible for him, to get to look even more stupid in the eyes of the public, than 'cause of that.

      But well, he's suprisingly energetic, isn't he?

      http://www.fearnet.com/MCNewsDetailPage.aspx?catid=30∣=13788

      An interview with Uwe Boll. Yeah, nothing new. But just read the last passages.

      (Just for the lazy ones:)

      Are you aware that there is a petition online, signed by 18,000 people, requesting that you stop making movies?

      Yeah, I know that. 18,000 is not enough to convince me.

      How many would it take?

      One million. Now we have a new goal.

      Hear that, haters? A challenge!

      So, guys, here's the petition itself

      http://www.petitiononline.com/RRH53888/petition.html

      Please, tell me, how can somebody be SO stupid? As if there are not 1.000.000 people all around the world, which don't want him, directing movies anymore? What's just a million? A million's NOTHING.
      So now, please sign up, and we'll kick HIM off the list.

      Have fun.

      9/2/2008

      1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
      • Sandai Mera
        Sandai Mera
        last edited by
        Sandai Mera
        spiral
        Sandai Mera
        spiral

        Yea you should check a few threads down from this one.

        Kingoffans 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
        • Kingoffans
          Kingoffans @Sandai Mera
          @Sandai Mera last edited by
          Kingoffans
          spiral
          Kingoffans
          spiral

          I'm intrigued. Who is this Uwe Boll?

          Sandai Mera W 2 Replies Last reply Reply Quote 0
          • Sandai Mera
            Sandai Mera @Kingoffans
            @Kingoffans last edited by
            Sandai Mera
            spiral
            Sandai Mera
            spiral

            Wikipedia Wikipedia Wikipedia.

            N 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
            • N
              Necronomicon @Sandai Mera
              @Sandai Mera last edited by
              N
              spiral
              Necronomicon
              spiral

              I signed it. Don't know why he even makes movies any ways since barely anyone likes them.

              That is not dead which can eternal lie.

              And with strange aeons even death may die.

              1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
              • Solar Knight
                Solar Knight
                last edited by
                Solar Knight
                spiral
                Solar Knight
                spiral

                It probably makes him a nice amount of money.

                1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                • L
                  Leaf Cable
                  last edited by
                  L
                  spiral
                  Leaf Cable
                  spiral

                  Damn straight I signed it!

                  Now if only there was a petition for Paul Anderson to quit making movies.

                  The key to productivity is to rotate your avoidance techniques.~Too Much Coffee Man

                  Name: Leaf

                  Friend Code: 2492-3809-4869

                  1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                  • T
                    Tommy Swoes
                    last edited by
                    T
                    spiral
                    Tommy Swoes
                    spiral

                    I signed it, because I have that kind of time.
                    Didn't write any 'FUCK YOU UWE, YOU PHAIL GET AIDS AND DIE LOLOL NARUTO' or anything, but I wrote something.

                    Originally Posted by Lobster Pot-Sticker

                    What kind of duck is that!? ![](images/smilies/ipb/blink.png "Blink")

                    Originally Posted by Dan Andriano of Alkaline Trio

                    Don't be sad because all your friends hate you, they're all just trendy assholes! =D

                    1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                    • Buuhan1
                      Buuhan1
                      last edited by
                      Buuhan1
                      spiral
                      Buuhan1
                      spiral

                      I fucking called it in the last thread. XD But that's not something to be proud of, I mean…Uwe Boll. (I typed that as Ewie Pole at first.)

                      Current signatures: 122,250

                      1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                      • Jedi Master
                        Jedi Master
                        last edited by
                        Jedi Master
                        spiral
                        Jedi Master
                        spiral

                        BURN IN HELL Uwe Boll…someone must stop him before he takes that movie away (of course I'm talking about Halo, come on already, why can't Peter Jackson be allowed to direct it)?

                        someone do it quick

                        T 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                        • T
                          Tsuchirinhon @Jedi Master
                          @Jedi Master last edited by
                          T
                          spiral
                          Tsuchirinhon
                          spiral

                          "Uwe Boll's even an bigger idiot, than we all thought"

                          1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                          • Insider2000
                            Insider2000
                            last edited by
                            Insider2000
                            spiral
                            Insider2000
                            spiral

                            Signed it. I was expecting more. I considering going to Bloodrayne forums to get some back-up.

                            Then again, I don't feel like it. It's not like 800,000 more signatures on the internet is going to be impossible to get.

                            Sandai Mera 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                            • Sandai Mera
                              Sandai Mera @Insider2000
                              @Insider2000 last edited by
                              Sandai Mera
                              spiral
                              Sandai Mera
                              spiral

                              @Insider2000:

                              Then again, I don't feel like it. It's not like 800,000 more signatures on the internet is going to be impossible to get.

                              But using those signatures on that petition to get the man to stop making movies is.

                              Insider2000 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                              • Insider2000
                                Insider2000 @Sandai Mera
                                @Sandai Mera last edited by
                                Insider2000
                                spiral
                                Insider2000
                                spiral

                                Yeah. But it's fun for the sake of bullshit happening in the world.

                                1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                                • C
                                  Captain Brooke
                                  last edited by
                                  C
                                  spiral
                                  Captain Brooke
                                  spiral

                                  WoW, people actually care this much, if they hate his movies so, then just don't go see his movies and don't support him, and maybe that will solve the problem instead of hurting the darn guys feelings!

                                  Here an update on him, he's made a video for youtube:
                                  <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="

                                  "><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="
                                  " type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></object>

                                  Even know I say leave the guy alone, and just don't watch his movies, I know he didn't just say Michael Bay was an idiot! Michael Bay kills him with movies and has made millions, and has he seen transformers, bad boy 2, pearl harbor, etc, smh, Uwe has said too much!

                                  Insider2000 Sandai Mera 2 Replies Last reply Reply Quote 0
                                  • Insider2000
                                    Insider2000 @Captain Brooke
                                    @Captain Brooke last edited by
                                    Insider2000
                                    spiral
                                    Insider2000
                                    spiral

                                    😆

                                    I can't breathe. "REAL GENIUS OF MY MOVIES!"

                                    Oh my God! I can't breathe. That's hilarious.

                                    Now do you know why we hate him so much. It's one thing to make a bunch of bad movies. It's another to be an asshole.

                                    C 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                                    • Buuhan1
                                      Buuhan1
                                      last edited by
                                      Buuhan1
                                      spiral
                                      Buuhan1
                                      spiral

                                      I never had much to say about the guy, as I've only seen bits of his movies and only saw pictures of him…but that video has told me everything I need to know about him.

                                      Also, someone translated the first 4 seconds of gibberish for me. I think he tried to say "So, this is Uwe Boll."

                                      Insider2000 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                                      • Insider2000
                                        Insider2000 @Buuhan1
                                        @Buuhan1 last edited by
                                        Insider2000
                                        spiral
                                        Insider2000
                                        spiral

                                        It sounds like he says, "So hi. Here's Uwe Boll."

                                        It also sounds like he almost snapped and said "So Heil Hitler", but fixed it just before he said it 😆. Not saying it to call him a Nazi, just sounded a bit like it.

                                        Reminds me of YGO the abridged series.
                                        "Calling myself in the third person clearly makes me a bad guy." - Johnny Steps

                                        EDIT: Also. Someone said this on the YouTube video comments.

                                        1st View; 1st Comment.
                                        On 4/8/08 6:50pm, The Petition count is 122,000+. That took about a day. 10 days, Uwe. You better keep your word. A million people can't all be wrong about you, right?

                                        Let's hope he's right.

                                        1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                                        • Lobster Pot-Sticker
                                          Lobster Pot-Sticker
                                          last edited by
                                          Lobster Pot-Sticker
                                          spiral
                                          Lobster Pot-Sticker
                                          spiral

                                          Ok.. I just researched him and found a list of his movies.

                                          I've only seen "Blood Rayne" and "House of Head".. but those were aweful. His youtube rant was hillarious though. I certainly enjoyed that

                                          1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                                          • Sandai Mera
                                            Sandai Mera @Captain Brooke
                                            @Captain Brooke last edited by
                                            Sandai Mera
                                            spiral
                                            Sandai Mera
                                            spiral

                                            @Captain:

                                            Even know I say leave the guy alone, and just don't watch his movies, I know he didn't just say Michael Bay was an idiot! Michael Bay kills him with movies and has made millions, and has he seen transformers, bad boy 2, pearl harbor, etc, smh, Uwe has said too much!

                                            Not everyone keeps Bay in high regard especially after Transformers

                                            A 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                                            • A
                                              Aceburner @Sandai Mera
                                              @Sandai Mera last edited by
                                              A
                                              spiral
                                              Aceburner
                                              spiral

                                              So, where's that Pro-Boll petition? I'm sure it's halfway to its goal by now.

                                              PHWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!! Sorry, Couldn't resist. wipes tear

                                              Banner by 8bit of Otakuboards. I'm using it here too because it's that awesome.

                                              1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                                              • C
                                                Captain Brooke @Insider2000
                                                @Insider2000 last edited by
                                                C
                                                spiral
                                                Captain Brooke
                                                spiral

                                                @Insider2000:

                                                😆

                                                I can't breathe. "REAL GENIUS OF MY MOVIES!"

                                                Oh my God! I can't breathe. That's hilarious.

                                                Now do you know why we hate him so much. It's one thing to make a bunch of bad movies. It's another to be an asshole.

                                                Yeah, I see where your coming from, I still say leave the guy alone, oh and his movies are really really, and I mean REALLY bad, but still, just stop watching his movies and supporting the guy, and he'll get the point, no need to hurt the guys feelings, oh, and for the guy above me:

                                                http://www.petitiononline.com/uwelive/petition.html

                                                There's Uwe's Pro Petition, …...............no where close to his ban or stop Uwe's petition!

                                                1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                                                • Lobolover
                                                  Lobolover
                                                  last edited by
                                                  Lobolover
                                                  spiral
                                                  Lobolover
                                                  spiral

                                                  15 000 people just on the one I went to said he shouldnt make movies.

                                                  yet he says hes the greatest movie maker (surpasing people like Spielberg,Lucas,etc.)

                                                  I have to say-what a megalomaniacal,self centered dope with a too high sense of self importance.

                                                  1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                                                  • Lobster Pot-Sticker
                                                    Lobster Pot-Sticker
                                                    last edited by
                                                    Lobster Pot-Sticker
                                                    spiral
                                                    Lobster Pot-Sticker
                                                    spiral

                                                    Guys like this are great though

                                                    I'm glad the world still churns out cards like him.

                                                    1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                                                    • W
                                                      windtriforce @Kingoffans
                                                      @Kingoffans last edited by
                                                      W
                                                      spiral
                                                      windtriforce
                                                      spiral

                                                      @Kingoffans:

                                                      I'm intrigued. Who is this Uwe Boll?

                                                      He is a German movie director that makes movies mostly based off of video games. Also, the movies that he made did not do well. More info about him here:
                                                      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uwe_Boll

                                                      Anyway, never saw his movies, and I probably never will.

                                                      Avatar from: http://www.chez-celine.org/mangas-one-piece-avatars.htm

                                                      1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0

                                                      • 1 / 1
                                                      • First post
                                                        Last post
                                                      Powered by NodeBB | Contributors