! page 1-
! duval: what do you mean 'who the hell cares'?! aside from you, who else is responsible for my burden?!
sanji: shut up!! I should be the one who's upset over that wanted poster!
! nami: that really surprised me….the world certainly is vast
ussop: maybe sanji's birth itself is a miracle?
robin: looks like things will be interesting from now on
franky: that poor...duval...
chopper: so these kinda things can happen?
! hatchi: nyu~ those two looks EXACTLY the same
zoro: they're probably twins
sanji: brook! don't think I won't do you in!
luffy: anyway, we're off, sanji
sanji: IS THIS REALLY MY FAULT?!
! page 2-
! sanji: if you don't want to look like the wanted poster, why don't you change your hairstyle or grow some sidburn or stuff?!
duval: .....ah! I forgot about that!
sanji: you guys are fucking idiots from the start!!
! duval: we're not idiots! we...we used to be just plain thugs from a small island on the sea...living our happy lives of scaring the townspeople for living...
! page 3-
! duval: but what happens when, one day, marines of a greatly superior level shows up...and left on my back a huge 'mark of fleeing' (maybe not literal?) and forced me into a metal mask...unable to be seen by the world
! duval: it's because of you that my rice (life) screwed over! even if you went to fell (hell) I'll still pursue you!! you'd have to kill me first if you don't want to be always hunted down by me!
! duval: I'm....dying
sanji: so that's your pathetic story, but why did you have to put nami-chan in danger?
! duval: it's your pirate ship and crew that made you famous, hence, it's logical that I should hate them as well
duva: die!! all of you!!
sanji: uwaah!! poison spears!
! page 4-
! broadcast: 'formation!'
franky: hm? (here Franky mistook the word 'formation' for 'hentai'/'pervert')
! sanji: shit!
nami: break open the net, quick! they're trying to tow you into sea!
sanji: it's useless, the net's made out of metal
duval: drowwwwn- painfully!!!
! page 5-
! chopper: sanji!!
luffy: dammit! I'll go save him right now!
zoro: you stay put! idiot! i'LL GO!
hatchi: hold on, you humans will never catch up, leave it to me!
! duval: hahahaha...idiots, even mermans cannot catch up to them, flying fish are the fastest creature in the ocean!
! duval: the flying fish team can breath underwater for severl minutes with their scuba gear on, that man will certainly drown!
duval: the next time 'blackfoot' appears on the sea, he'll be a 'drowned corpse'
! page 6-
! luffy: what did you say?!
sanji: air-....gurgle gurgle
flying fish team: feel our leader's wrath, black foot
! cammy: don't worry!
! starfish: oi, you, perhpas you've forgotten about someone
starfish: it's true that flying fish are faster than a merman, but the fastest creature in the sea? that certainly is-
starfish: but standing in the peak of that title is the species mermaids!
! page 7-
! starfish: "in this vast ocean, there is no one that can outswim a mermaid"
cammy: don't worry, I'll save you, sanji!
! luffy: she's really that good?
starfish: as long as they don't daydream, they're a species that is impossible to catch
luffy: is that so?
! luffy: cammy, I'll leave sanji to you then- hmm?
! page 8-
! mugi: huh?! what is that?! an anvil?! that's ridiculously large!!
flyingfish: aim for the mugiwara's ship! throw it right into the middle! sink it!! there are devil fruit users on board that ship, if we can sink them, we win!
! franky: this is not good! one hit and we're goners!
ussop: how do we evade? should we do a 'boost' or use the 'paddle'?!
franky: no, it's not quick enough!
! franky: you! go station around the ship's head!
ussop: g-got it!
franky: we'll use our emergency 'secret weapon'!!
ussop: secret weapon?!
! page 9-
! flyingfish: droooop!
luffy: sunny's in danger!!
brook: oh no!
! franky: believe in this ship!!
ussop: the mane has started to rotate?!
duval: sink it!!!
mugi: here it comes!!!
! franky: emergency evasion weapon!! 'little chick sailing' (???)
! page 10-
! mugi: we evaded it!!
flyingfish: that's impossible! there's no ship that can sail backward!!
franky: ussop! go into the headpiece!
ussop: headp- uwahh! you can really enter it!
franky: don't think this ship's only capable of evading!
! luffy&chopper: THAT'S AMAAAAAAAZING!!!!
! page 11-
! duval: what was that-?
franky: try to put as much target as possible into the 'circle'
ussop: like so?! it's in!
franky: after you've taken aim, pull the lever!
flyingfish: what the?
ussop: this one?
! franky: LION ROAR CANON!!! (orgasmic)
! page 12-
! luffy: ...... sob sob
zoro: ...I think you're overly touched...
! franky: wahahahaha! now you've witnessed sunny's power!
mugi: that probably abolished their enter base!
mugi: this is what ussop excels in! nicely done for his first time!
! ussop: ....such amazing power....!!
brook: lil lion!! amazing! my eyes almost flew out of my eyesockets!
! franky: to avoid depleting 3 barrels of cola to boost forward, this ship can also use up 2 barrels to boost backward. It uses up alotta cola, so it's best if we don't use it too much.
! page 13-
! flyingfish: dammit, the net's all tangled up! damn that stinking mermaid! how is she so agile?!
cammy: we're almost there, hang in there, sanji!
! nami: cammy!
chopper: is sanji ok?!
cammy: huff huff, oh no! everyone! sanji's bleeding alot!
chopper: was he injured?!
! cammy: I thought I saved him in time, but he's squirting out blood from the nose in gallons!
ussop: in this case...just let him die, then, he looks as if he's already in heaven anyway
! page 14-
! duval: dammit!!! that guy is still alive!
cammy: hang in there, sanji!
luffy: looks like you're lacking a few man
duval: you bastards!!
! duval: in that case, witness the power of motorbaru(?), to this day, the number of people who vanquished under his horn is uncountable!
duval: his horn can dig a cave right into a cliff, and he can bust out of any cage! I managed to escape from the pursuit of the marines soely due to his help!
! luffy: in that case, let me stop you then
duval: the greatly feared "heart-puncturing horn", attack! motorbaru!
chopper: luffy! watch out!
! page 15-
! chopper: IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HIS HORN!!
luffy: I've got no use fighting you, why don't you just give up?
motorbaru: !!!! guruguruguruguru..nyuohoh..
duval: hmm? what's the matter? motorbaru?
! zoro: something's up with that bull..
motorbaru: nyuoh~ nyuoh~!!
duval: hey! where are you going?!
! page 16-
! franky&ussop: what happened? it lost consciousness?!
nami: luffy, what did you do?!
luffy: ...? I didn't do anything though.
duval: hey!! motorbaru!! why are you acting this way?!
! robin: he probably didn't do anything, that bull probaby sensed luffy's 'air'...
! page 17-
! ussop: so his sensing of a greater being made him faint?
franky: can such a thing happen?
duval: damn you....mugiwaras!!
! sanji: hold it, luffy...
luffy: ah, sanji, you're allright, that's good.
sanji: about this troublemaker here...let me finish him off,,,
! duval: finish me off?! blackfoot?! in that case, die right here! as long as you remain a pirate, I'll never get any peace!
sanji: shut the hell up! you think I like seeing that poorly illustrated wanted poster?! that guy shouldn't even exist!
! page 18-
! sanji: EYE, NOSE, CHEEK, MOUTH, TEETH, CHIN!!!
duval: waaaaaaah!! e-enough!
sanji: COSMETIC SHOOT!!