They screwed Zoro up good. He has such a good voice, yet the 4Kids writers gave him more crappy jokes than a cheap stand-up act.
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Chopper: We animals talk the talk AND squak the squak.
(Then having Choppers happy dance dialog the exact opposite of what it was supposed to be.)
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Okay, I would have to say the theme song is enough to make one run under a bed and cry, but this is a thread for bad dialogue so…
Sailing into Misty Peak
Sanji: This fog is really thick.
Zoro: Were you about to say it's like pea soup?
Sanji: Chicken noodle actually, with extra noodles."What the crap?" was all I could say.
They basically took One Piece out to a secret location and beat it to death. Then they edited the violence of the beating and aired it. And no one likes that.
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Sanji: (About mist) Looks like 'da foist time I tried 'ta make pea soup.
Luffy: Yuck-a-roni!
Luffy and Zoro have the worst lines ever. What do the script writers see in that crap?
Oh, and I forgot some from last week's episode.
Luffy: Wow, this food is great!
Chef: Really? My mom thinks so, too!
Ace: You know what they say. Where there's smoke, there's fire.
Come on, who else saw this one coming?
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"Arlong sees the light" was about the worst dub job I have ever seen in my life. What was wrong with the original version??? It was good, deep, and it doesnt have anything "bad" in it! I guess 4Kids doesnt want anything good about their dub, but for it to be just a big joke the whole way through. And a bad joke at that.
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I think Fantastic Voyage is one of the worst ones so far. It's almost like 4Kids made up their own OP episode.
Worst dialogue yet:
"That cow ran out of gas. Sanji, whip up some beans for it, would you?" >.<
"What's wrong, you COWard?"
"We walk the walk, not squak the squak!"
Usopp's potty lineMany others that I can't think of right now…
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You know how Kuina in dub One Piece, was bashed up by a gang?
Then Zoro would've bashed up the gang. Creating the evil…...BLOOD!
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I heard that in Luffy vs. Crocodile round 1, Crocodile said something like "It's a desert toilet. And that makes you desert doo-doo!".
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@DarkShinobiI:
That just makes Luffy sound gay. How about this?
Mr. 1: Did you forget that we're called Baroque Works and not Baroque Jerks?
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@Senshi:
I heard that in Luffy vs. Crocodile round 1, Crocodile said something like "It's a desert toilet. And that makes you desert doo-doo!".
True, true. Very sad, very awful, worse than 9/11, but very true.
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I always thought of the 4kids dub as a horribly made fandub, and that's like everything they ever dub. Nothing they do deserves to be called legit. Honestly, all these lines are like what noobs would put in their fandubs. Anyway, this one I didn't know whether to call horrible or just bad:
Usopp: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could upchuck!
I don't thing that was right, but it was something like that. GOD, what was wrong with Penguin? That was funny just imagining her as a penguin. -
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Sanji: This fog is so dick.
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Luffy: "You cant dodge em all you big hooky man"
Croc: "You wanna try me ya little rooky boy?"
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That just makes Luffy sound gay. How about this?
Mr. 1: Did you forget that we're called Baroque Works and not Baroque Jerks?
This really destroys Mr. 1's personality and makes me like him less likable. ><
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it's just too messed up.
the lines sound retarded, like 3 year old fell form 20 feet, on their heads, and the put a stupid helmet on that dumbed them down, then they made up some immature joke lines, and then 4Kids used those.
even 4Kids can't bring me down, why?
SEGWAYFEST!
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Usopp: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could upchuck!
"How much ground can a groundhog hog if a groundhog's ground up good?"
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Nami: Wha?! GRAPE JUICE?!
Totally unneccesary. Just 4Kids trying to cover up two things at once.
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Nami: Wha?! GRAPE JUICE?!
Totally unneccesary. Just 4Kids trying to cover up two things at once.
Well, it's the same in the original… I believe, anyways... Instead, Nami says...
"Huh? Wine?" Or rum. I forgot.
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Replacing Luffy's dialogue about needing his friend to help him survive with some gay little speech (as Cartman would put it) about human spirit! The whole "Arlong sees the light" BS didn't help things either.
Hell, that whole arc was screwed up beyond reason!
Also, I can't believe I forgot about the "power juice" garbage! I mean, come on! After they had the balls to indirectly reference alcohol in Luffy's flashback (they called it "strong stuff"), they come up with something utterly retarded to call it instead!
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Also, I can't believe I forgot about the "power juice" garbage! I mean, come on! After they had the balls to indirectly reference alcohol in Luffy's flashback (they called it "strong stuff"), they come up with something utterly retarded to call it instead!
Even worse, Gol D. Roger, the one rumored to be the biggest badass in the series was drinking it.
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one of my favorites
hey Luffy have some juice!
thanks Shanks!
haha a real pirate would never drink juice!
bandits come in and higuma bear spills the Sake
I'm looking for a bunch of gallons of juice!
seems we had the last bottle.
SMASH
it's jsut juice, I'll clean it up!
it's almsot like a bad joke.
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Luffy: "You cant dodge em all you big hooky man"
Croc: "You wanna try me ya little rooky boy?"
This right here made y ears bleed almost as bad as the usopp woodchuck line:getlost:
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one of my favorites
hey Luffy have some juice!
thanks Shanks!
haha a real pirate would never drink juice!
bandits come in and higuma bear spills the Sake
I'm looking for a bunch of gallons of juice!
seems we had the last bottle.
SMASH
it's jsut juice, I'll clean it up!
it's almsot like a bad joke.
Nobody was looking for juice (surprisingly). The bandits came into the bar, looking for ten barrels of the "strongest stuff" they had. That's what I was talking about before.
Speaking of that episode, 4Kids actually did make a funny!
JP version
Makino (bar owner): "Are you okay, Shanks?!"
Shanks: "Yeah, I'm fine."4Kids version
Makino: "Shanks, I'm so sorry!"
Shanks: "Don't be. Some of it got in me mouth."That actually got a laugh out of me!
Back on the subject of SDA's…
In the Alabasta arc
Nami: "This doesn't make sense! Why are we getting the VIP treatment?!"
Zoro: "Maybe with these outfits, they think we work for Siegfried and Roy or something?"The writers must really hate Marc Diraison to have him say stuff that retarded!
Miss New Year's Eve: "I'M A TWISTY!!!!!!!1!111!!1!1"
Double-You...... Tee...... Eff?!!
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Well, it's the same in the original… I believe, anyways... Instead, Nami says...
"Huh? Wine?" Or rum. I forgot.
actually she doesn't say anything in that sequence the wine or whatever it is is just there to be there its just something to get stabbed andthey move on without making a single comment about it.
I posotively hate all the lines in the final Crocodile vs. Luffy fight that make Luffy say 'sweat' because they're all just disturbing and disgusting to me… and blood suits the situation better in my eyes.
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Luffy: I worked up a good sweat for you Crocodile
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I'm trying to figure out why they had Shroeder make Luffy sound all proper with that sweat line right before Gum Gum Storm.
Made Luffy sound extremely out of character.
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Well, he was sopposed to be yelling in that scene. But proper? All he said was "I've had plenty of time to work up a good sweat.". What's so proper about that?
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Well, he was sopposed to be yelling in that scene. But proper? All he said was "I've had plenty of time to work up a good sweat.". What's so proper about that?
Well, his voice didn't sound right there.
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Luffy's voice in the Dub never sounds right.
You cant dodge em all you big hooky man! BELIEVE IT!
fixed.
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It was the whole "P.U.MANS!" thing with Arlong… WTF, 4KIDS!?!? WTF?!?!
When I read that he said that because he thought that humans smell bad, that just made my respect for the dub drop. I thought that it was just shortening "puny humans" that Arlong always says. I'd still may watch it though, even if it did sound like they ruined Gomu Gomu no Storm…
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Can we just accept that 4Kids are souless emptysacks that have no right to live and get on with our lives?
Anyway… I've only seen one episode of the dub for reasons I shouldn't have to explain, and it was Criag shooting those stakes are Luffy. It was clear that they were indeed bullets, but they had the idea that no one would notice had they given them the name
"Poisen Suction Cups".
That's ridiculous. There was even a scene where Luffy came flying towards Craig and you could obviously see a bloody stake in his arm. The editing was so bad...
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What about Coby in the first episode? "You can't be a pirate! They are bad, don't take bath, are ugly and some of them even use EARRINGS!"
It wasn't just corny in my opinion, I thought 4Kids was trying to apply prejudice against men who ear earrings.
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How about…
Crocodile - "This is bad joke!"
Luffy - "And you're the punchline!!"
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Lucky ducky D:
CARUE THAT ISAS MUCH AS I DESPISE AND LOATHE 4kids I actually liked the "KUINA BEAT UP" theory
i mean its a better way to go then what?
falling down stairsseriously
FALLING DOWN STAIRS?
Kuina was suppose to be a sword fighter, graceful and suchi mean falling down stairs is bad enough as it is
but geezfalling down stairs is just bleh
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Actually, it was supposed to be unbelievable at first, –MRED--. The morel was the fragility of human life.
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@Private:
Actually, it was supposed to be unbelievable at first, –MRED--. The morel was the fragility of human life.
SLIPPING ON ICECUBES KILL
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@--MRED--:
SLIPPING ON ICECUBES KILL
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Yeah… OH, or a Bannana Peel! BwAHAHAH! 4Kids shouldv'e used the Bannana Peel. Awesome. I wouldn't put it past 'em.
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They could have said Kuina saw her cousin's other demensional "twin's" evil Twin who looked just like Kuina, pushed her down the stairs putting her into a Coma.
haha.
I jsut dislike how they let the Kuina = Tashigi theory live.
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@--MRED--:
SLIPPING ON ICECUBES KILL
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4chan killed kunia D:<
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All of Sanji's moves and cooking refences
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Salsa KICK
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Sanji tugging on Nami's jacket: "Wipe off Wapol's cooties!"
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Cootie police?
oh and