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Title explains it, what would you do with 58 billion dollars?
Personally, I am a simple man, I would buy a giant sling shot and shoot ferrats at my neighbors. Of course I wouldn't have to have that much money to do it but I wouldn't have to worry about any lawsuits if I did have that much money.
Video May be offensive, but its standup comedy so its just a lot of swearing.
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I would buy the forum, rename it Ulmeyda Intercity, reopen the humour and macro threads and merge them.
no jared
I would re-open the "What would you do if you were a mod thread?" and if I have the time, the Humour Thread.
Screw the forum. I would live in a mansion and surround myself with waitresses and servents in skimpy outfits.
I would buy AlNi's Island and create my own empire of terror over there.
buy out microsoft
Brawl Name: Ramza
Brawl Code: 1805-1932-2783
Anyway, who gives a damn about gates anymore
I'd use it to industrialize one of the African countries. Then, using the revenue from that country, I'd industrialize it's neighbour, and continue to do so until the entire continent of Africa becomes the final world super-power.
I would buy everyone's dignity.
I'd use it to industrialize one of the African countries. Then, using the revenue from that country, I'd industrialize it's neighbour, and continue to do so until the entire continent of Africa becomes the final world super-power.
I'd industrialize southeast Asia to combat your rise.
I'd use it to industrialize one of the African countries. Then, using the revenue from that country, I'd industrialize it's neighbour, and continue to do so until the entire continent of Africa becomes the final world super-power.
Why not just use the money to buy/construct an enormus CO2 generator slash ozone hole enlarger or other doomsday machine of your choiseand be done with it. 
I mean seriously that sound like some "evil genious" plans for world domination/destruction in some "enviromentally aware" disney movie. 
Well first, I'd shit bricks.
Then I'd buy everything I've ever wanted.
Then I'd donate some money too all the charities in the country.
I'd use it to industrialize one of the African countries. Then, using the revenue from that country, I'd industrialize it's neighbour, and continue to do so until the entire continent of Africa becomes the final world super-power.
I thought you were going to use the money to colonize Mars. :whistling:
Hmm, I think I'd also pay Russia to send me to space…
And I would carry around large sums of money in a brief case, in case anyone needs ransom money, I am already prepared.
I'd just buy me a house in LA near Crispin Glovers house and then I'd visit every day until he no longer opens the door anymore. Creepy and stalkerish but I'd still totally do it.
That is really creepy, but with billions of dollars you can afford to be creepy I suppose.
That is really creepy, but with billions of dollars you can afford to be creepy I suppose.
You seem to manage fine without.
invest to be sure and keep it.then give to charity and patronise young writers and artists, fund galleries and auctions,building of daring architectonical projects,etc.
but-seeing as Gates landed at third this year,Buffet is the way to go.
I'd buy a house on a hill overlooking the ocean with my own private beach
I'd use it to industrialize one of the African countries. Then, using the revenue from that country, I'd industrialize it's neighbour, and continue to do so until the entire continent of Africa becomes the final world super-power.
when u are at the peak of ur power, ill nuke u 
Lewis Black already had the best idea:
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Who gives a damn about money?
MAGIC is where the real deal is.
I'd have a nice place built, stock it full of milk and lean pockets, have a massive satellite dish which got every channel in existence beamed onto my massive theatre system. Then if I felt like getting off my ass and leaving all of that for a bit, I'd donate a chunk to charity.
Oh, and I'd have lots of One Piece related statues surrounding the place. 50.5 billion left (in light of donating 5 billion to charity).
Serously, guys, what's so good about having loads of money if you're not even planning to…..
swim in it? Now that would be awesome. Swimming in money as the poor members of my family just (Because I wouldn't let them to get close to my money) watch me with envy.
Oh, right! I'd use my money to find a way to transform myself into a cartoon so I could dive and swim in the rest of it without getting massive head trauma.
Or you could just buy chocolate coins. 
Turn all your money into 100 dollar bills and just throw it up in the air and laugh while it rains down on you
then throw it into a pool and go swimming
@Kaimei-Karasuhebi:
I thought you were going to use the money to colonize Mars. :whistling:
We must cross the river by feeling the stones with our feet.
We must cross the river by feeling the stones with our feet.
Yeah, whatever you say, Terek.
Anyway, leaving aside all that crap like promoting Art or even fight poberty, I would actually buy TOHO Co. and force them to produce more Godzilla movies, and since I would be the richest man of the world, they would surely have enough funds to produce amazing movies.
I seriously doubt I would be able to stand 50 FUCKING YEARS without any new godzilla movie.
I mean..
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! Only normal people like giant lizards with atomic breath.
My mom would take it from me.
I'd quit my day job and live in my basement sound studio and produce music all day. Would also start up my own super club to play my said music and brainwash the next generation, whilst screwing as many chicks as I can.
Yeah, that's most defiantly what I would do.
I would probably purchase the River Styx..
and then have a bit of fun with it.
id save it all up and spend it accordingly to whatever i needed, maybe spoil myself here and there
I'd buy a creepy old European castle somewhere, outfit it with hidden cameras and seal it up tight making it impossible to escape from.
Then I'd track down and kidnap Lobster or someone. Put him in the castle to see what he does and sell the footage from the cameras to the television networks as the new reality show. (I'd also inform him that he only gets food for as long as someone follows the show)
And I'd do it all for the "lulz".
I'd buy Oz and reck havic on Washington!
I'd buy Sega, then I would force the company to produce good sonic games and get rid of any of their links with 4kids.
Let it accrue interest. Possibly buy a PS3 
 
Wait… if Bill Gates burned/spent all of his money in another country/moved to another country; would that screw up America's economy even more?
@raj:
Let it accrue interest. Possibly buy a PS3 http://www.newporkcity.net/npcforum/images/smilies/awesome.gif
You mean let it accrue interest in hopes of one day affording a PS3, right?
My mom would take it from me.
Same here.
Before I could do anything I wanted with it, my mom would immediately swoop in asking to "borrow" it.
But not before attaching, "I'll pay you back!" to the ends of all her sentences.
I would buy most of Canada's forests and start my own Moose Farm. The biggest (And second) moose farm of the world.
I'd build one long staircase just going up
and one even longer coming down
and one more leading
nowhere
just for show
You're going to build a Vinculum Gate?
ok serioulsy i wouild create a one piece live movie with a great actors and good script line etc.
Life is nothing more than game that you can only play once.
ok serioulsy i wouild become tall dark and handsome, intense, intresting, sexy, gorgeous eyes, the perfect face, oh my freaking god!!!!
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@Kaimei-Karasuhebi:
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why would i need money for that… i'm already like that -_-....
Good question. I would: pay my bills, pay my family's bills, buy a house, buy as many books as humanly possible, save and invest some of it, and then use the rest to promote positive social change. 
