Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
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I think that was a one time thing with Matsui, but I never got to see the results from it.
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The anime has started Part III. Shit is so cash.
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@God:
The anime has started Part III. Shit is so cash.
Yeah, we're all really loving it and speculating what could possibly be the ED.
And don't you mean "Shit is not crash" ?
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I feel like writing a JoJo fic. What should it be about
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I feel like writing a JoJo fic. What should it be about
An AU where Dio wins? I honestly think that's far more interesting than him losing. He has ties to so many people, and his ambition will always cause him to seek greater heights. There's tons of ways you could write it.
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I feel like writing a JoJo fic. What should it be about
Passione as run by Doppio and only Doppio.
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@Cyan:
Passione as run by Doppio and only Doppio.
What would he put to his ear?
Would he hear voices, just not Diavolo's?
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@Cyan:
Passione as run by Doppio and only Doppio.
Oho, you have given me an idea good sir
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I feel like writing a JoJo fic. What should it be about
The Adventures Of Shizuka Joestar
Guest starring: Hitchhiker Girl from SC -
The Adventures Of Shizuka Joestar
Guest starring: Hitchhiker Girl from SCOH, you said it man. I've followed that chain of thought once or twice myself.
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Shijo's (or Kajo's) kind of lame but heartwarming adventure?
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Shijo's (or Kajo's) kind of lame but heartwarming adventure?
No, it's awesome and heartwarming. I don't see any good reason to think she'd be less of a Joestar than the others.
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Her stand is turning invisible. And it doesn't has a physical form, like love deluxe, so if she figths she has the disavantage against stand users, unless she goes ninja like.
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She probably would figth like Absalom, carrying high power invisible weapons.
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Her stand is turning invisible. And it doesn't has a physical form, like love deluxe, so if she figths she has the disavantage against stand users, unless she goes ninja like.
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She probably would figth like Absalom, carrying high power invisible weapons.
Alternatively, she'll fight like her adopted father. With as many
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@Purple:
Alternatively, she'll fight like her adopted father. With as many
stupidClever tricks as possible andconfusing the shit out of the opponentmanipulating the enemy into their line of thought.I kind of wish Araki would make Shizuka into a MC now…
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Her stand is turning invisible. And it doesn't has a physical form, like love deluxe, so if she figths she has the disavantage against stand users, unless she goes ninja like.
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She probably would figth like Absalom, carrying high power invisible weapons.
I can think of a dozen cool tricks for her to pull with invisibility, just off the top of my head. And besides, her developmental potential is A. She could develop a humanoid stand and hone her skills.
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Ok, I'm convinced, Shizuka always had a badass stand, but as it was invisible we'll never se it. Untill it's oraoraing someone, and then we only see the fist marks.
The stand is unrully and hard to control, so she mainly uses her invisible weapons.
She's a control fighter, so she uses her powers in creative ways to make the oponent lose as much focus possible, untill she clocks them with her invisible bat. Or manages to convince atchung baby to oraora them.
She makes the floor invisible to psych them out.
She uses the handle of a sword to make them think that her power is a cut-all-invissible sword, so she waves it at their direction, and makes invisible whatever would be "cut" by the "blade".
She makes their eyes invisible, and if araki follows through with how the sight works, renders the oponent blind.
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Shizuka slaps random guy.
Shizuka : Your next line will be :"What ?"
Random guy : Wha-What ?
Shizuka : Wait no you said it two ti-
Random guy : Weird, i'm hearing voices now…oh well i guess it happens from time to time.
walks awayShizuka dies alone while no one cares about her.
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@Purple:
Yeah, we're all really loving it and speculating what could possibly be the ED.
And don't you mean "Shit is not crash" ?
Nope. Also, if that is the name of a character or stand, I have only seen Part I and Part II.
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@God:
Nope. Also, if that is the name of a character or stand, I have only seen Part I and Part II.
Part IV is usually named "Diamond is Unbreakable." But for a short stint in 2012 or so, it was translated in the marketing as "Diamond is not Crash."
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@Purple:
Part IV is usually named "Diamond is Unbreakable." But for a short stint in 2012 or so, it was translated in the marketing as "Diamond is not Crash."
Another joke killed by GoS.
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Hell yeah I finished Part 4.
Had to read the last 3 volume on Duwang, but it wasn't actually as bad as people make it out to be. I mean, it's not un-followable.
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It's not unfollowable, but the main thing is that you get some really… bizarre translations out of it.
ABAJ.
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Get a feeling so complicated.
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Hell yeah I finished Part 4.
Had to read the last 3 volume on Duwang, but it wasn't actually as bad as people make it out to be. I mean, it's not un-followable.
The last stretch of Duwang actually got considerably better considering it began with stuff like [character name not important]
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Any translation of Part 4 that isn't DUWANG is heresy.
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She makes their eyes invisible, and if araki follows through with how the sight works, renders the oponent blind.
Wouldn't that mean she would go blind whenever she goes invisible? That would be an interesting drawback. Unless she has super-memory, so she can turn everything within a large radius invisible, relies on sheer memory to navigate.
Scenarios to use invisbilty:
Cheating in poker/gambling (duh)
Escaping from prison cell with a security camera
Secret bullet proof jacket to have a "not actually dead"
@Purple:It's not unfollowable, but the main thing is that you get some really… bizarre translations out of it.
ABAJ.
The thing is that the batoto translators kept in all the quirkier lines, which should be tooo off.
ABAJ isn't really an issue. I've always ready it as "ah". I know a bit of Chinese, so I naturally can read the screams that couldn't be too difficult to guess. So "哇啊!" becomes "Waaah!" Unfortunately I can't read some of the untranslated text.
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ABAJ isn't really an issue. I've always ready it as "ah". I know a bit of Chinese, so I naturally can read the screams that couldn't be too difficult to guess. So "哇啊!" becomes "Waaah!" Unfortunately I can't read some of the untranslated text.
Interesting to see Crazy Diamond go "Doulalala"Yeah, I know. I was just referencing one of the duwang phrases is all to finish off the post lol
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Huh, lurking around that thread on Neogaf results in good things. First it was the anime generator and now internet's equevalent of a Stand arrow! Alrighty guys, get your Stands here:
http://en.shindanmaker.com/273351
Sander's stand is Original's Shame, capable of creating metal! Rank: B-
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With my real name i get Rippling Stick, capable of killing momentum! Rank: F-
But with blacklegjex my stand is Burning Morning, capable of controlling semen! Rank: E+ -
AfroSamurai's stand is Hazy Heart, capable of becoming victories! Rank: D
What does that even mean? :blink:
My real name gives me… Cheap Ocean, rank A, Capable of Shooting Time.
Sounds OP as fuck!
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Messed around with it a little more. these two JOJO related names are probably the funniest combinations I found:
JOJO's stand is Sparkling Anus, capable of punching the future! Rank: D
Jonathan Joestar's stand is Anal Oppai, capable of creating little girls! Rank: E-
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Let's give this a shot…
Real name: Anal Kiss, capable of storing/releasing water! Rank: A+
Nickname: Emperor Dark, capable of cutting with fire! Rank: A
Screen name: Feeble Dirt, capable of changing memories! Rank: C+
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Screenname: Killer Quota, capable of detonating fire! Rank: D
Another Screenname: Judging Mirage, capable of sleeping with concepts! Rank: F
Real Name: Hermit Earth, capable of controlling jelly! Rank: EX
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DUWANG's stand is Seedy Light, capable of creating oppai! Rank: E-
ABAJ's stand is Ballsy Key, capable of negating matter! Rank: ??
ABAJ is overpowered!
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Real Name: Empress Ripples, capable of hugging anything! Rank: B+
Full Real Name: Century Steel, Capable of cutting with vampires! Rank EX
Cutting with?
Username: Strange Book, capable of controlling space! Rank B -
Strong Shame, capable of creating air! Rank: EX
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Real name: Tower of Door, capable of detonating light! Rank: B
… Rank B only? It's overpowered.Deathborn: Wheel of Abyss, capable of cutting with liquids! Rank: B+
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IKE79's stand is Baby Sunshine, capable of traveling through metal! Rank: A
Jotaro Kujo's stand is Hanged Dark, capable of copying memories! Rank: A
Jolyne Kujo's stand is Prince Boy, capable of destroying justice! Rank: A
Jolyne Kujo's Mother's stand is Hazy Book, capable of becoming memories! Rank: F+
DIO's stand is Flimsy Door, capable of creating dicks! Rank: D
Pocoloco's stand is Strong Gray, capable of controlling space! Rank: EX
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Real name: Hero's Mountain, capable of punching lasers! Rank: C+
Punching laser ? Sound awesomeRolor D. Blax: Echoing Millennium, capable of cutting with progress! Rank: D+
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Wagomu's stand is Justice Supervisor, capable of detonating semen! Rank: EX
Definitely a stand that makes full use of my talents.
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Real Name: Free Yellow, capable of erasing itself! Rank: D+
y2Kyle89: Moody Currency, capable of eating thought! Rank: EXThat escalated quickly.
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Purple Hermit's stand is Priestess Infestation, capable of killing time! Rank: D
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Real name –-> Soft Gray, capable of sleeping with failures! Rank: E
Devil G. ---> Soul of Heart, capable of negating punches! Rank: ??
What the hell does the first one even mean .__.
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Real Name: Moody Elopement, capable of becoming electricity! Rank: A
Screen Name: Dynamic Program, capable of storing/releasing itself! Rank: C
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Gerardo's stand is Brain's Gas, capable of traveling through plants! Rank: ??
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maxterdexter's stand is Lewd Oppai, capable of combining with momentum! Rank: E
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How much do you think they'll cover today? Up to the airplane battle?