LUFFY'S BIG BAD ADVENTURE**.**
By me, Kaimei-Karasuhebi.
DISCLAIMER:
This a Work of FICTION. Any similarity to actual people, organizations, places or events is PURELY COINCIDENTAL.
Luffy's BIG BAD ADVENTURE is not to be taken seriously. This story is nothing but a satire portrayal of society.
Chapter One: Ghostly Pants.
! It was just another normal day for the captain of the Strawhat Pirates, Monkey D. Luffy, as he struggled to escape from the clutches of none other than Nico Robin.
! -Oi! Robin! Let me go!- Luffy squeeled as Robin's sprouted arms kept him pinned against the floor; however, the woman just sighed as Franky gave her a thumbs Up.
! -Keep it up, Nico Robin.- said the Cyborg with a wide grinn before turning back his attention to repairing the fridge Luffy just broke after attempting to remove the Lock.
! But why would our Story begin like that? Is there actually anything significant at all about Franky fixing something Luffy screws up?
! Nope.
! Our Story actually begins some hours later (And days after the Strawhats left Thriller Bark).
! "So, what do you think, guys? Should we go all the way to the New World just to make this Vidacard Work and save my brother?" Asked Luffy at his loyal crewmates. All of them, except Sanji who was in the Kitchen, were outside, sitting on the grass of the Sunny's deck.
! "It's VIVRECard, Luffy. Remember what I said before? Vivre is a french word wich means to live." Robin corrected him. "Is not fascinating how all the weird words we use actually have a meaning in another language?"
! "Uh? Yeah, I think so." Replied Luffy even more confused than before, but everything was alright for him as long as Robin said it. Robin was smart for some reason, or at least that was Luffy's reasoning.
! "What's French, Robin?" Asked Chopper, looking at the Archeologist with his round eyes. Chopper was adorable to say the least, even Robin sometimes found herself staring at him for long periods of time.
! "I once read something about French when I was a Kid." Said Sanji as he came out from the kitchen with two jars. "It's said to be language of loo~~" But before he could finish, he tripped with one of Zoro's swords, and face planted on the grass.
! "What a Looser." Said Zoro without any remorse.
! "Be Nice, Zoro. The least you could do is to apologize." Nami wasn't actually in the mood of getting angry at the actions of the two idiots that were Sanji and Zoro. She actually knew why Zoro wasn't carrying his swords around like he used to do all the time. Just thinking about Zoro's encounter with Kuma made Nami to shiver. What had Zoro done their lives back then?
! "Well, Chopper, just to let you know, I was actually a very famous french teacher before I meet Luffy." Exclaimed Usopp in an attempt of getting some attention. The poor fool was just like that at times. "In fact, I promised to my 8000 followers lessons of French."
! "Would you teach me french, Usopp?" Asked Chopper.
! "I'm afraid I can't! What would my loyal followers believe if I taugth someone else french after I left them back at my island? I bet they are still awaiting for the day of my triumphant return."
! "Usopp, that's Awful! How could you leave all your NAKAMA behind after making a promise like that!!" Luffy couldn't believe his best friend, Usopp, was capable of such low acts.
! "What are you getting mad at? I don't remember that Usopp left behind anyone but those kids and Kaya when he joined us." Said Zoro, who couldn't believe that Luffy would still fall for Usopp's lies. "And what the hell is NAKAMA?"
! "I think Luffy just got confused with all this little chat about idioms. If I rememebr correctly, Nakama was a term used in the old tales of folklore; however, nowdays using such term is looked down upon by most of the population, specially Pirates." Robin pointed out for the surprise of everyone.
! "Fhow de gek Buffy lew fad frown…" Mumbled Sanji as he got up with Grass in his mouth.
! "What?" Zoro just raised a brow at Sanji. He couldn't help but find Sanji pretty stupid at times.
! The Cook spat out the green mass out from his mouth as he brushed off the dirt from his suit. "I mean, how the hell did Luffy knew such a word? Is not he~~~~" But before he could finish his question, everyone but Luffy stared at his face. "Ah, well, it's not like it could be that hard to learn." He then quietly sat down besides Zoro.
! Talking about the Intelligence of their captain was a Taboo Topic. Of course, they could always joke around and get away with such things as calling him an idiot, but things were completely different when Luffy randomly showed up a spark of Intelligence. Only Brooke wasn't used enough to the Paradox to understand why he had to imitate the others like Nami had tell him before the Thousand Sunny sailed to Fishmen Island.
! "Oi! I think I saw something over there!" Luffy yelled out as he pointed at the horizon.
! "Luffy, that's the Sun." Said Nami in disbelief.
! "No, not the Mystery Shiny Thing, but THAT!" Luffy got even more excited as a silhoutte of gigantic proportions approached the Thousand Sunny.
! "What's that?" Asked Franky while scratching his triple chin.
! "I wish I knew, but you know, I have no Ey~~~~~" Nami punched Brooke before he could finish his corny Skull Joke.
! "Who cares about what it is?!! Everything I know is that it doesn't look like something I would like to get close to". Usopp shivered at the toughts of the Giant crushing them all like insects.
! "Then it could be anything for all that we know." Commented Zoro.
! "Hey, what are you trying to get to?!!" Usopp yelled back without caring about Zoro's current state.
! "Guys, I think that thing is~~~~~" Luffy was saying, but out of a sudden, a horrible laugther made all of them to shut up.
! "HORRO HORRO HORRO!!" Laughed the Giant. "Who are you, little ones? Don't you know this is the territory of the Great Captain Almond Wombat Bob?!"
! "ALMOND WOMBAT BOB?!" Exclaimed all the Strawhats in Unison.
! "Yeah, ALMOND WOMBAT BOB!" repeated the Giant in a very proud fashion.
! "OH MY GOD! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!" Yelled out Robin for the surprise of everyone, because, you know, Robin rarely ever shows any extreme emotions.
! "HORRO HORRO HORRO!" Laughed Bob. "Like it, weird nosed one? I spent many hours at Ennies Bay looking for it." Replied Bob pointing at his extremely (And I'm serious when I say it was) Pink Jacket.
! "It's horrible." Was everything Robin could say.
! "It's PINK!" Luffy just picked his nose as he stared at the ridiculously pink Jacket. How could it be possible that such a color could be the creation of men?
! "It just sickens me, but I have no guts, so I can't Puke! Yohohohoho!!" Was Brooke's corny contribution.
! "It's not SUPER at all!" Said Franky, the Connoisseur of what was SUPER.
! "The hell would you know?! You are nothing but a Bunch of Big Jerks! I bet right now you're wishing you could be like me, the Great Bob." And while saying all this, Bob's pants kept moving in a very grotesque way.
! "Shit! Look at his PANTS!" Was everything Sanji could say.
! "What about them?" Asked Zoro.
! "Yeah, don't you know a Man has to move it when he feels like it?" Franky couldn't help but move around his stuff as he said this.
! "Hey, Zoro, he has green hair like you." Said Luffy out of the blue.
! "Well, Luffy, have you never ever seen another person with green hair?" Asked Zoro, who despite acting calm, was actually getting pissed off at the idea of Luffy comparing him to the likes of this so called Captain Bob.
! "Actually, No…." Was Luffy's short answer.
! "Me Neither..." Said Nami.
! "Not even in my wildest lies." Added Usopp.
! "Lies? What Lies?" Asked Chopper.
! "Hmph! Excuse me, but I think I am the focus of this story!" Interrupted Bob before the Strawhats could keep talking about people with green hair.
! "No, you're not." Said Luffy, stretching his arm far away untill reaching the top of this page. "See? The title is LUFFY's Big Bad Adventure."
! "And what a Bad adventure we are having." Added Franky who didn't like the idea of sharing more screentime with something like Captain Bob and his horrible pink jacket.
! "Well, you can just Coup De Bust us away from this place if you want." Said Luffy in a sudden burst of intelligence.
! "You know, you're right, Strawhat." And so, Franky went below deck to activate the Mechanism of the Coup De Bust.
! "Just like that?!! You're leaving the great Captain Almond Wombat Bob just like that?!!" Bob yelled out in disbelief. After all the problems he went to adquire his precious jacket, he wasn't going to allow those dirty brats to steal his spotlight.
! "Yeah! I don't feel like wasting more time with you! We had enough of Fat People for a month!" Shouted out Luffy. Bob was getting serious and way too obnoxious.
! Bob began to cry out loudly like a big baby who was wearing an extremely pink jacket.
! "How dare you to insult GHOSTLY PANTS BOB! You're so going down Now!" Roared an enraged Bob. "BEHOLD THE ULTIMATE POWER OF MY ULTIMATE TECHNIQUE!!"
! "This will get pretty ugly." Said Robin as the sky sunndely turned dark. She was indifferent like always.
! "DAMN IT!" Luffy was about to get into his Gear2 stance, but before he could go Super Saiyan and kick some ass, Bob summoned his so called Ultimate power.
! "COSMIC DEBRIS!!"
! And so, the Thousand Sunny dissapeared into what could be described as a rain of..
! cosmic debris.
! Bob was a genius at the moment of naming his techniques.
! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
! Luffy finally woke up. "Owww~~My head hurts~" Was the captain's obvious statement. "Where I am?" Luffy got up and noticed his friends were nowhere to be found. Being completely alone on the beach of an unknown island, Luffy decided to get into a quest to find his lost Comrades.
! "Hello there, Monkey D. Luffy." Said an awesome looking awesome woman who was wearing an awesome hat with awesome blue lights. Her awesomeness was too much for Luffy to take.
! "AWESOME!!" Was everything Luffy could express. He knew such an awesome being couldn't be an enemy at all.
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! But what happened to the others?
! What was the secret of GHOSTLY PANTS Bob?
! How could someone named Almond Wombat Bob summon such a powerful technique that could wipe out all the strawhats at once?
! All of those mysterious mysteries will be answered in the next exciting chapter of the Adventures of Luffy and Chopper...
! CHAPTER 2: Myterious Mystery.
