Yes, I ruined this master piece I'm ashamed, but I couldn't resist it. Once I had it going on my mind, I just kept on making lyrics and yeah… I ruined it
those are the lyrics of the master piece, Ultimate Shodown of Ultimate destiny: http://www.ultimateshowdown.org/lyrics.php
Now look how well I ruined them:
Devil leg Sanji was kicking around
Enies Lobby like a big playground
when suddenly Jyabura burst from the shade
and tried to trick sanji, though it went so bad
Sanji got pissed and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by Kaku (shack who… woot witty here)
which told jyabura to sit and stfu
when Roronoa Zoro came out of the blue
and he started slicing up Kaku giraffe
when they both got hit by jyabura who's tough
but before he could make it back to his own fight
Sogeking came out with all of his might
he took a kabuto "sharpshooter" out frmo under his mask
and woke up the chicken who yelled "bak bak" (in the anime there was a chicken when he approched Jyabura, I dunno if it was in the manga)
And he ran out of courage and he ran away because Roc Lucci came to save the day...
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
The strawhats and all the bad guys as far as the eye can see
But only one will survive I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown.. of ultimate destiny!
Devil Leg Sanji kicked Rob Lucci's arm
which casued Rob Lucci to become more alarmed
And then Zoro came back covered in Giraffe tracks
when Blueno jumped out and landed on his back
And Jyabura was injured and trying to get steady
when Sogeking came back with Kabuto at ready
But suddenly something caught his leg like a rope
Calipha girl took him out with her soap
then she saw Sanji sneaking up from behind (Naughty Sanji!)
and she reached for her key which she just couldn't find (remember where Calipha's key was?)
Because Jyabura stole it and he touched, yes he did (well he stole Calipha's key.. guess what he touched)
and Blueno once touched it too with his fist
And he (Blueno) jumped in the air and he did some Genpou
while mighty old Sogekind tried to run off
off teh fight that was done but they collided in the air
when they both got hit by Nami's thunder
This is the ultimate.....
Background music... a little bit funky...
up from the sewers... it's Luffy D. Monkey
who used his second gear... which could harm a lot...
And focused his punch... into one spot..
Blueno fell on the ground... writhing in pain...
As Lucci came back... and started fighting the man...
But Luffy still wanted... Nico Robin back
And he crushed Lucci's head including whole his neck...
Then Gan Fall the old and Coby the young
Admiral Aokiji and a random chosen thug
And Tony Tony Chopper, and Franky came over
and Lobster Pot-sticker and even Lobolover
Red Haried Shanks, Whitebread, Crocodile, Blackbeard
Arlong, Don Krieg, Pell who came back from the dead
Doflamingo and shicibukai Kuma
Choo, Momoo, a kangaroo and a Rumba (hurray for Brooke)
Al lcame out of nowhere lightning fast and they
kicked Monkey. D. Luffy in his rubber ass
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on total awe
and the fight raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Gol D. Roger in a bloodstained sweater
This is the ultimate shodown...
How sucky was that?