I remember taht time when Shino had a spread where he was preparing to fight Madara.That didn't end well, did it.
Kurenai is safe as long as she's still pregnant. Once the kid is out, she is doomed.
What about recycling.
I remember taht time when Shino had a spread where he was preparing to fight Madara.That didn't end well, did it.
Kurenai is safe as long as she's still pregnant. Once the kid is out, she is doomed.
What about recycling.
Guys, let's not kid ourselves. At the end of the day, none of the teams did jack. Sure, maybe some of them "fought" against a few Akatsukis as a team, but they still got their asses handed to them and were completely helpless for the most part.
I'm not. I know the chances of them doing something useful is below zero but I can dream, right? :(
Team 8 helped them track stuff… and then did nothing... That's something right?
No. :(
What about recycling.
Not important enough to do so in Kishiland.
Enjoy it while it lasts.
I waited over 200 chapters for this comeback…
...OF COURSE IM GOING TO ENJOY IT!
So much so that i'm contemplating liquidating the spoilers and smearing them over my body in some kind of explosive orgy of narutardation.
I've alraedy told what I think will happen during this war
nagato comes to kohana and is like and starts destroying shit, more powerful this time because he doesn't have to share all his charka with 6 bodies
anyways ninjas are fighting civilians are running away it's total chaos then….. Lee jumps down from a building, starts opening gates, sakura looks at him
Sakura says "Lee don't he's too strong he took out the whole village before, only naruto can stop him"
Lee says "Your wrong about two things, one the whole village wasn't there my team was away.... and second Naruto's not the only one who can stop him"
He goes 8 gates gets into a huge battle with nagato in which he wins, even though he went 8 gates he lives from some deus ex machina (probably tsunde giving her life like puppet lady did or garaa)
he wakes up sakura's there and says how much she loves him, He back hands her out the window and calmly but in a very masculine voice says "bitch get me a sandwhich", see's hinata and says "let me show you what a real man's like" walks out with her
the rest of the series is composed of raikage, killer bee, lee, hinata, guy, zetsu, and kisame killing huge hordes of zombie sasuke's as far as the eye can see and comes back as one of the best series
okay.... but really those last two paragraphs were just put in there for laughs
sakura's there and says how much she loves him, He back hands her out the window
I'm sold .
I've alraedy told what I think will happen during this war
nagato comes to kohana and is like and starts destroying shit, more powerful this time because he doesn't have to share all his charka with 6 bodies
anyways ninjas are fighting civilians are running away it's total chaos then….. Lee jumps down from a building, starts opening gates, sakura looks at him
Sakura says "Lee don't he's too strong he took out the whole village before, only naruto can stop him"
Lee says "Your wrong about two things, one the whole village wasn't there my team was away.... and second Naruto's not the only one who can stop him"
He goes 8 gates gets into a huge battle with nagato in which he wins, even though he went 8 gates he lives from some deus ex machina (probably tsunde giving her life like puppet lady did or garaa)
he wakes up sakura's there and says how much she loves him, He back hands her out the window and calmly but in a very masculine voice says "bitch get me a sandwhich", see's hinata and says "let me show you what a real man's like" walks out with her
the rest of the series is composed of raikage, killer bee, lee, hinata, guy, zetsu, and kisame killing huge hordes of zombie sasuke's as far as the eye can see and comes back as one of the best series
okay.... but really those last two paragraphs were just put in there for laughs
You totally forgot:
-When the Zombie sasukes sacrifice Naruto to their god, Chuthulu. With thier new nightmareish powers, team awesome must call upon an even greater force…. Whitebeard.
Why so low Kishi? Only 100,000 Zetsus. The bar has been raised. We need at least 700 billion Zetsus.
Well considering Hinata is the only real important member of Team 8 I'm not to surprised they haven't done much of anything
Why so low Kishi? Only 100,000 Zetsus. The bar has been raised. We need at least 700 billion Zetsus.
Geeeeeeeeeeee, thanks. I had forgotten that and now you made the pain return.
I honestly dont know what to write in this thread anymore, so it wont just look as another random whining, week after week
I am disapointed by the Eyes eyes eyes.
I am disapointed by the fact that because of these ilusions and time-portals/dimensions whatever the last 2-3 chapters seem pointless
I am disapointed that I can no longer read the flashbacks as I feel they are too artificially made up story Kishimoto came up with between drawing the entire chapter (instead of something he planned from XYZ time in the PAST!)
The mask Madara is wearing is I guess looking neat and cool, or is supposed to, but for some reason I find myself with my head down feeling depressed when everything Kishimoto does seems so fan-made/artifical and seen before.
I dont know if I should laugh or cry at finding myself thinking Madara has a third eye on his forehead the moment after I see him with new mask.
And even after the thought runs through my mind, I dont drop it, I actually find it realistic considering the past experience.
Everything feels dragged, everything seems pale, and everything seems dull
I don't know, seriously, no idea…why I am writing here from time to time. I guess letting it all out in this thread at least makes me feel a bit better, especially when I see/read similar posts around me, than I smile and I look at the situation differently...
Perhaps...
Wait, Madara and co keep wanting Naruto alive, but isn't the fox thing the last monster to be sealed in the creepy statue thing, and it's Killer Bee then Naruto they should go after?
Well considering Hinata is the only real important member of Team 8 I'm not to surprised they haven't done much of anything
What was that about hinata being important?
100,000 Zetzu clones . . .
Meh, not that bad, considering. I'm still not the biggest fan of these spoilers.
next time, naruto creates one-trillion clones!
talk about a serious case of overpopulation
I honestly dont know what to write in this thread anymore, so it wont just look as another random whining, week after week
I am disapointed by the Eyes eyes eyes.
I am disapointed by the fact that because of these ilusions and time-portals/dimensions whatever the last 2-3 chapters seem pointless
I am disapointed that I can no longer read the flashbacks as I feel they are too artificially made up story Kishimoto came up with between drawing the entire chapter (instead of something he planned from XYZ time in the PAST!)The mask Madara is wearing is I guess looking neat and cool, or is supposed to, but for some reason I find myself with my head down feeling depressed when everything Kishimoto does seems so fan-made/artifical and seen before.
I dont know if I should laugh or cry at finding myself thinking Madara has a third eye on his forehead the moment after I see him with new mask.
And even after the thought runs through my mind, I dont drop it, I actually find it realistic considering the past experience.Everything feels dragged, everything seems pale, and everything seems dull
I don't know, seriously, no idea…why I am writing here from time to time. I guess letting it all out in this thread at least makes me feel a bit better, especially when I see/read similar posts around me, than I smile and I look at the situation differently...
Perhaps...
Forgot to whine about all this DNA body transplant shit. It was cool plausible when Orochimaru could jump from bodies, OK. It was interesting in the fact that Yamato was the only baby to survive getting Hashirama's DNA, Well OK, that leads me to believe it's a hard thing to do. When we got Danzo growing tree's out his arm, but Madara got it to work enough to keep him alive without a fucking brain, but also getting his body to, as far as we know work enough to fight….Fucking damn it! Someone get me a new eye, I here they fix everything nowadays.
Well considering Hinata is the only real important member of Team 8 I'm not to surprised they haven't done much of anything
:(
goes to her corner to draw Team 8 fanart
Kiba is better than anybody else in Naruto.
Why can't you see that, Kishi?
100,000 Zetzu clones . . .
Doesn't Madara know the law of ninja multipilicity?
The more troops you have, the more fodderlike they become! If you have just one elite troop, he can decimate armies singlehandedly. IF you have thousands of clones, even of a conpetant fighter… suddnly they'll be no more than fodder, and any random character can take them out with little trouble.
@RobbyBevard:
Doesn't Madara know the law of ninja multipilicity?
The more troops you have, the more fodderlike they become! If you have just one elite troop, he can decimate armies singlehandedly. IF you have thousands of clones, even of a conpetant fighter… suddnly they'll be no more than fodder, and any random character can take them out with little trouble.
Theoretically, Madara's army is actually weaker now than if he didn't have the Zetsu clones.
The best solution to hide Naruto and Bee would be to somehow have people summon them from many secure areas around the planet every 5-10 hours. Not be on some moving island that Madara will probably know about being that he's so old.
I like how Madara wants to fight Naruto, and now all of a sudden so does Kabuto. But I thought Sasuke wanted to? Anyways, I'm not really looking forward to fights with repetitive techniques. Rasengan, followed by a "Destructo' Disc" (FRS), followed by shadow clones, followed by a bigger rasengan, followed by another shadow clone, and oh look! Here comes a smoke bomb!
Can't wait…
There is something terribly wrong with the whole, lets find the main character and kill him plot. At least the way Kishimoto has gone about it. The main character has hardly shown any ambition at all to do what he wants. He once stated that he'd follow his own ninja path, yet he never actually fulfills this for himself. He's the one that is meant to bring peace, but he's doing it in an indirect manner. And not even that. The world had to unite under pressure so that they wouldn't lose the Kyuubi. And you know, once Madara is defeated, the 5 world leaders will be like, "Hey, being united ain't that bad after all. Let's continue this peace!!!". And who cares what the other smaller countries think. Screw them, right? In the end, what will Naruto have done? What will he have accomplished by the end? Making others smile? ... Shit.
Theoretically, Madara's army is actually weaker now than if he didn't have the Zetsu clones.
The zerg rush is a poor strategy, in the ninja world.
:(
goes to her corner to draw Team 8 fanart
I didn't say I didn't want them to do anything..I like team 8 too :sad:
~joins you in corner and draws Team 8 fanart too~
I sorry dun be sad :(
T_T
Kiba is better than anybody else in Naruto.
Why can't you see that, Kishi?
Better than the main characters, that's for sure.
T_T
Better than the main characters, that's for sure.
~pets gabz~ it's ok team 8's time will come just have faith in Kishi if all possible
We can always protest/petition for more team 8 action :ninja:
Kiba isn't better than Rock Lee, for Rock Lee is better than everyone except Guy-sensei
to me jiraiya was better except at his death.. the way kishi kill him is lame
LOL the naked Zetsu army.
Ugh…so Kishi hypes for massive FOURTH NINJA WAR and then he notices that all bad guys have been killed except Faildara and two others...
So he decides to asspull 100 000 mindless trash enemys to show how amazing X ninjas are defeating them.
Sorry but I dont think those 100 000 clones can achievement anything, they might hurt some fodder ninjas of diffrent villages.
But how much ninjas those villages had 80 000? I take Konoha's part of it is atleast 20 000? So all those 20 000 ninjas couldnt do shit during Pain invasion?
the naked Zetsu army.
You know after all these years I thought I was immune to kishi's randomness…
...UNTIL NOW.
Seriously though did you ever think you'd type those words?
I've alraedy told what I think will happen during this war
nagato comes to kohana and is like and starts destroying shit, more powerful this time because he doesn't have to share all his charka with 6 bodies
anyways ninjas are fighting civilians are running away it's total chaos then….. Lee jumps down from a building, starts opening gates, sakura looks at him
Sakura says "Lee don't he's too strong he took out the whole village before, only naruto can stop him"
Lee says "Your wrong about two things, one the whole village wasn't there my team was away.... and second Naruto's not the only one who can stop him"
He goes 8 gates gets into a huge battle with nagato in which he wins, even though he went 8 gates he lives from some deus ex machina (probably tsunde giving her life like puppet lady did or garaa)
he wakes up sakura's there and says how much she loves him, He back hands her out the window and calmly but in a very masculine voice says "bitch get me a sandwhich", see's hinata and says "let me show you what a real man's like" walks out with her
the rest of the series is composed of raikage, killer bee, lee, hinata, guy, zetsu, and kisame killing huge hordes of zombie sasuke's as far as the eye can see and comes back as one of the best series
okay.... but really those last two paragraphs were just put in there for laughs
Lee could solve everything in one strike.
Instead of Lee backhanding sakura through a window, he should backhand her into Pein. It'll hit him like a menacing ball. They'll both explode and it's a win-win.
You know after all these years I thought I was immune to kishi's randomness…
...UNTIL NOW.
Seriously though did you ever think you'd type those words?
Well, I didn't think they'd be naked
@Boxer:
Instead of Lee backhanding sakura through a window, he should backhand her into Pein. It'll hit him like a menacing ball. They'll both explode and it's a win-win.
Well she does have the deadly Iron Forehead.
@Boxer:
Lee could solve everything in one strike.
Instead of Lee backhanding sakura through a window, he should backhand her into Pein. It'll hit him like a menacing ball. They'll both explode and it's a win-win.
as long as sakura's out I'm good, lee's too good for sakura and hinata is too good for naruto
they should join up
and supporting characters better do shit in this war, and I'm not talking about just the people who meet at the summit, I mean the rookie 11 too, god damn it we need them more
Well fodder Konoha teams will pwn each 10 Zetsu by their own, will lose hope against the remainnig 9900 Zetsu's and the Naruto will crush them with his wind/cero/sage infused Rasengan.
Then It'd be useless because Madara will reveal that the white Zetsus are only decoys for the real 10K BLACK Zetsu that are supporting EMS Sasuke. But the latter will tell Madara that he doesn't need aid and will amaterasu all the remainning 10K.
Madara will capture powerless kyuubi and go to the location where he reunited the 5 paths.
Zombies vs teams.
Naruto vs Sasuke.
Gay scene and each one understanding the other => Sasuke and Naruto teaming up.
Chasing Madara who has to complete his transformation by taking Sasuke's eyes.
Full transformation (jyuubi with REMS) and fight.
Naruto wins with the latter Rasengan infused with Itachi's crow, EMS and Friend powa !
I WILL NOT DIE THIS EASILY !!!
REAL full transformation with bishie madara having the Rikudo's sign in him.
In Naruto's ass Rikudo appears and tells him he's his grandpa.
Naruto is Rikudo 2.
Super Rikudo Ransegan.
Madara dies end of the story.
Maybe Kishimoto likes naked men
No, he likes naked boys.
…as Jarhead has "generously" pointed out.
And they must be skinny too!
As I generosity pointed out.
Kishimoto is setting all up for things to end up in the largest gay orgy Narutoverse has seen.
Kishimoto is setting all up for things to end up in the largest gay orgy Narutoverse has seen.
Now you know the one true purpose of the shadow clones!
Warn your friends! Warn your family!
The circus is in town…
Now you know the one true purpose of the shadow clones!
Warn your friends! Warn your family!
The circus is in town…
"The Circus will come for you.
It came…"
Starring Madara as the Ringleader, and Hinata as the elephant dung scooper.
Now you know the one true purpose of the shadow clones!
Warn your friends! Warn your family!
The circus is in town…
hide yo' wife, hide yo' kids, and hide yo' husband, cuz dey raping errybody out here!
Well fodder Konoha teams will pwn each 10 Zetsu by their own, will lose hope against the remainnig 9900 Zetsu's and the Naruto will crush them with his wind/cero/sage infused Rasengan.
Then It'd be useless because Madara will reveal that the white Zetsus are only decoys for the real 10K BLACK Zetsu that are supporting EMS Sasuke. But the latter will tell Madara that he doesn't need aid and will amaterasu all the remainning 10K.
Madara will capture powerless kyuubi and go to the location where he reunited the 5 paths.
Zombies vs teams.
Naruto vs Sasuke.
Gay scene and each one understanding the other => Sasuke and Naruto teaming up.
Chasing Madara who has to complete his transformation by taking Sasuke's eyes.
Full transformation (jyuubi with REMS) and fight.
Naruto wins with the latter Rasengan infused with Itachi's crow, EMS and Friend powa !
I WILL NOT DIE THIS EASILY !!!
REAL full transformation with bishie madara having the Rikudo's sign in him.
In Naruto's ass Rikudo appears and tells him he's his grandpa.
Naruto is Rikudo 2.
Super Rikudo Ransegan.
Madara dies end of the story.
why does this make me think of full metal alchemists ending?
http://mangastream.com/read/naruto/18743083/1
512 is out mangastream is laggy as hell now
omg so many Zetsus.
100,000 Zetsus? The first hokage is still alive? The generic island turtle?
…Naruto blows now. I give up.