I guess it's cuz I was expecting there to be sex references and such.
You mean aside from every other line being "He's fucking Ben Affleck.", Cameron Diaz miming anal sex and Robin Williams acting out a facial?
I like Sarah Silverman's version better.
All well and good but for you, who was born when I was playing Zelda and Mario, if you don't know who those ridiculously famous cameos were by, you can't even begin to fairly compare them. Sarah Silverman stretched out a funny idea as far as it could possibly go and beyond while Kimmel amassed a veritable phalanx squad of people that represent all walks of life from extreme promiscuity to clean cut white collar to modern youth (MCLOVIN!!!!!!!) and had them do insane shit for a laugh.
While I can understand liking one over the other, I just don't know how you can even begin to compare if you simply are incapable of 'getting it' to begin with which, to your credit, you truthfully admitted.