The Fail@Life club

AlnaJames

Mr. E1n said we needed our own thread, so.

The Fail @ Life club

4 ladies, artists, OP fans, living in Russia, Moscow, who fail at life.
Our LJ comm where we post stuff: http://community.livejournal.com/efil_ta_liaf

Members info:
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Elizabeth the Black Brain
d.o.b.: 6th May 1984
http://weinende_rot.livejournal.com
http://bosetsu-chan.deviantart.com

2) Al!na James
_d.o.b.:_1st September 1989
http://alinajames.livejournal.com
http://alinka.deviantart.com

3) Gegege-no
d.o.b: 24th April 1987
http://gegege-no.livejournal.com
http://gegege-no.deviantart.com

4) Finis Mundi
d.o.b. 23th February 1988
http://besnovatoye.livejournal.com
http://finismundi39.deviantart.com [/hide]

On this thread Ill post our collaborative works that are done mostly by me and Gege cause were more active We fan over BB-crew the most and we draw CRACK. Alot of it.

For a start I`d love to show this work (pencil scetch done by Gege, colours and lines by me):

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And this another thing that was inspired by our dear Coralsnake X))))))
BB & Crew 2008 calendar. Dont look if youre offenced by well… naked man XD However nothing is showing. Yet I would`t call it worksafe (due to their... well... sexines XD)
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I know i wrote SAN instead of SUN, I`ll edit it tomorrow. X__x
Lineart by Gege, colours+design by me, will finish and add Burgess and Doc Q tomorrow.

Seal of Legends

Gege was born on April 24th too? D'awwww, that makes me all happy inside for some reason. It's cool to have the same birth day. X3 You guys better expand on this thread lots, ya hear? I'll be looking at it a lot.

EDIT:: Also, Alina, your picture is priceless. Love your expression. XD

*Meh*

If this is what it means to fail at life, all I can say is:

NEVER STOP FAILING!

shinpanman

Yeah, for a club that claims to fail at life that Blackbeard calendar is so much win!! I can't wait to see more from you guys.

Mokenda_mint

I love the war front pic XD

Oh my. I'm glad I was the only one in my family paying attention to the calendar pics at the time. I would've gotten in trouble otherwise (tee hee)
Eitherway, the calendar is somewhat creepy, but sexy lol

MoonNeko

I LOVE the BB crew Calendar, I'd to have that as a Calendar hanging on my wall. I'll be watching this thread like a hawk

Local-chan

OH-HO! I wondered when you guys would crop up on here XD

KamenRiderNeko

OMG I would so want a copy of that calendar! For the sexy lulz XD

Buuhan1

Haha, it's so wrong that I kinda want the calender too.

Don't send me it. <<

CoralSnake

Id want that calendar cause Van Auger is in JANUARY And that's my bday month ;3;!!! they're all awesome… so sexy sexy awesome ;_____; dear GOD where do you guys get those ideas??? and I wanna be part of something LOL >< waaaah LOL

AlnaJames

Thank you all guys for the kind words!~
Im still not finished with 2 last pics for calendar ._____. But I will finish it, hopefully tomorrow. But lets have an update.
First - this http://fc05.deviantart.com/fs21/f/2007/290/4/b/About_yum_yum_by_alinka.jpg
I still find it amusing and yet nobody will look at it on my dA XD So. MSN chat we did awhile ago with Gege, yeah.
And now to the doodles we did during NewYear eve, originals will be send to Coral.

Auger being a fortune teller… yeah XD

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This was drawn COMPLETLY with left hand XDDD Kaya, floating thanks to Robin`s arms, smashing Luffy and Usopp head to head XD Err….

Flamingo looks kinda BOLD here, so that why I told Gege its all obCARNEali (russian word that means someones hair being cutted really short by accident - and well duh, the pun on vice-admiral Carnes name who is an OTP with him XDD We still dont know if it`s a man or woman, however.) And the other thing is Hina, yeah… We were talking about her eyebrows, I think...

Robot fight! XD Which were drawn before we knew Kuma was a robot actually! SHOCKING TRUTH!! Maybe Oda got that idea off us? XD Shoujo Moria is cutest thing EVER ;;______;;

And now… SHOUJO TIME!!!!!!!!!!!

Gege says Auger loves fat Geman women… Dont ask XD And Lafitte is Pizza-boy cause Ive been playing TurboPizza game that night for a few hours or so XD
And the upper part of it is a Striperella crossover... Also, don`t ask XD [/hide]

Trekkor

Lol at the giant robot fight, Keep Failing at Life guys:happy:

Seal of Legends

Nya~! I remember that thing from dA. XD The Shojo Moria had me rofling all over.

SILLS_HEAT

lol i want a awsome pic by you guys.

Local-chan

hahaha yaaaaaaaaaay new stuffs, that giant mecha thing made me laugh so much aswell as Shojo Moria and that Hina….scares me XD

*Meh*

GASP! Th-that voluptuous form! Those pigtails! Is that Lola?! With Auger?! My dream of Blackbeard/Lola lies in ruin…sniffle

Great doodles. You are all awesome for sharing these.

Mokenda_mint

@_Meh_:

GASP! Th-that voluptuous form! Those pigtails! Is that Lola?! With Auger?! My dream of Blackbeard/Lola lies in ruin…sniffle

Great doodles. You are all awesome for sharing these.

Naw, Lola's mouth is much bigger than that

AlnaJames

CoralSnake

OMG I have no idea where to start… Shoujo Moria is so creepy... but so adorable >__< how do you guys draw stuff SOOO shoujo and also draw them normal LOL >< I can't do it... I can't even fake Shoujo I fail... but dear GOD the humor... the expressions... I LUV you guys huggles
and PFFFFFFFFTT!!! Those pictures of Auger with the big lady crack me up SO BADLY cause he looks SO HAPPY to be with her LOL >< and OMFG the shoujo BB crew is totally made of AWESOME O_O It makes me wanna draw them all ... girly LOL >< I'm SO BAD at girly...

and... I LUV your signature thing Al!na!! O_O I'd totally vote BB President! I gotta go draw now >3< I just can't scan anything cause of my crappy ass computer being infected and deleting stuff out of photoshop =_= curse you spyware! flips the finger

Mokenda_mint

Hahaha! I love the picture of Lafitte with tusks XD I can't stop laughing when I look at it XD

KamenRiderNeko

OMG the shoujo style BB pirates cracked me up! XDDDD And yeah, holy crap shoujo Moria is way creepy but too funny XD

Love your arts so damn much <3333

AlnaJames

We did a msn paintchat yesterday with Local-chan

Dont click hide button if youre not willing to view matture stuff cause it is there

DR.VEGAPUNK`S ADVENTURES!!!!
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Seal of Legends

Wow. Local-chan told me about that stuff on MSN, I was so jealous I wasn't there at the scene.

But at least it was not lost. >:3 That wins so much, especially tentacle raep robin. XD

Local-chan

hahaha now I look back…..what the hell was I on? XD

Tho you forgot....his TRUE identity XD

AlnaJames

Not an art, but eh… I recived my P.O.P. A$ce today (thanks to the AMAZING person above ) and … I always wanted... To switch their heads....

_**DO NOT LOOK UNDER HIDE BUTTON!!!!!!!!

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Seal of Legends

lol.

Thats sum wyld shit ryt thur. XD No really, I lol'd hard.

LUFFY THE GIRAFFE.

Mister_Anbu

Damnit, I laughed out loud. Was that supposed to happen!?

Cochise

How in hell is the neck so long?

Maikeru22

I stole Kaku's Giraffe Fruit! XD

Seal of Legends

@Cochise:

How in hell is the neck so long?

I think it's so long so that Ace's big head can take it all in. It's like a big, long tumor. Or a log in his head.

KamenRiderNeko

@Al!naJames:

Not an art, but eh… I recived my P.O.P. A$ce today (thanks to the AMAZING person above ) and … I always wanted... To switch their heads....

_**DO NOT LOOK UNDER HIDE BUTTON!!!!!!!!

[hide] I WARNED YOU!!!!!!!!!
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Ahahaha!! Oh wow, Alina that wins so hard! XDDD

and I love the msn doodles~ You guys make me wish I had a wacom tablet ;3;

CoralSnake

DIES of laughter I couldn't see the picture before OMFG >< that's GREAT so Ace is a lot bigger than Luffy I guess O_O that's still a very nice picture of them both ^^ how come my camera won't take pictures worth a crap..? LOL

Local-chan

shudder that pic still scares me XD

Mokenda_mint

@Al!naJames:

Not an art, but eh… I recived my P.O.P. A$ce today (thanks to the AMAZING person above ) and … I always wanted... To switch their heads....

DO NOT LOOK UNDER HIDE BUTTON!!!!!!!!

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OMG!! XD That's the best! Ace's body's neck is so long it makes Luffy looks like he and Kaku fused XD

AlnaJames

Thought Id update cause it amuses me, well, much~ Geges 9 ways to carry moaning Lafitte
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AlnaJames

I think I need update here some of our ould stuff. So.

We did this back in March 2007 and now when I look at it they all look completely SHIT XDDDD Gotta show this to Gege later.
And it was only once posted at CapslockOP comm @ LJ so some of you probably didn`t see it, so.

You just know THIS AMV dont you? [

) You just know this song fits Luffy best, dont you?

and you do agree that THIS song fits BB just TOO WELL, HUH!?

So prepare for the coup of the century
Be prepared for the murkiest scam
Meticulous planning
Tenacity spanning
Decades of denial
Is simply why I'll
Be king undisputed
Respected, saluted
And seen for the wonder I am
Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared
Be prepared!
Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared
Be prepared~~~~~~~~~
Lalalallalalaaaaaaaaaa~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Ahem, so.

THE LION PIECE [hide] ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WERE A KINGDOM OF ANIMALS SOMWHERE IN AFRICA. AND THE BRAVE LION-KING SHAKUFASA RULED IT. BUT HE HAD AN EVIL BROTHER (SCAR) BROOKEN TEETH WHO WANTED TO RULE INSTEAD OF HIM. SO BB THREW HIM OFF THE CLIF.

ACTUALLY, WE THOUGHT THAT SCAR WAS A COMBINATION OF 3:

BUT IT`S NOT LIKE IT DOES METTER. XDD

SO, AFTER THAT, UNCLE (SCAR)BROOKEN TEETH CONQUERED THE THRONE AND STARTED TO RULE THE COUNTRY, WHILE 2 NEPHEWS OF UNCLE SHNAKFASA, LUFFIMBA AND ACEOLA, THE TRUE SUCCEESORS OF THE THRONE, WERE LEFT BEHIND.

LUFFIMBA ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT HE IS THE ONE WHO`S SUPPOUSTED TO RULE (ALL THE MEAT) ALL THE ANIMALS, SINCE THE LION-KING UNCLE SHANKUFASA TOLD HIM SO. SO HE RAN TO THE FORESTS WHERE HE MET NEW FRIENDS, TUSOPP AND CHOPUMBA, WHO TOUGHT HIM THE RUMBULA MERYTATA PHILOSOHPY AND SO, THE CAREFREE LIFE BEGAN.

ONE DAY LUFFIMBA MET GRANDPA GARPIKI WHO HITED HIM WITH HIS STICK AND LUFFIMIBA STARTED TO HAVE STRANGE VISIONS.

HE SAW UNCLE SHANKFASA IN THE SKY AND THOUGHT THAT HE WAS HAVING HALLUCINATIONS FROM EATING TOO MUCH MEAT, BUT TUSOPP AND CHOPUMBA SAW IT AS WELL. IT WAS DECIDED TO BE A FATE.

TUSOPP ALWAYS CLAIMED THAT HE`S THE BRAVE (PIRATE) MEERKAT, BUT ONCE ACEOLA CAME IN SEARCH FOR (HER) HIS LITTLE BROTHER, HE AND CHOPUMBA RAN AWAY, SCARED, THINKING HE WOULD EAT THEM.

LUFFIMBA NEVER WON A SINGLE BATTLE AGAINS ACEOLA.

WHILE UNCLE BROKEN TEETH RULED ALL THE ANIMALS.

AND THEN THE FINALL BATTLE SCENE. TUSOPP AND CHOPUMBA TRYING TO DO THE HAWAI-DANCE AND DISTRACT ATTENTION OF UNCLE BB`S FELLOW HIENAS.

AND IN THE END LUFFIMBA DEFEATED UNCLE BROKEN TEETH, BECAME A KING AND EVERYONE WERE HAPPY AND LIVED IN LOVE AND PIECE PEACE.
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OH GOD XDDDDDDDD I can not stop laughing my ass off last picture! AUGER!! LOOK AT AUGER!! WHAT A RETARD WAHAHHAHAAAAA!! WahahhaaaHAHAHAHAHHAHAAhahahahahaaaaahahahahaaHHAHAHAAA!!!! XDDDD *rolls away

HEATXZ

XD very funny lion king story

Lobster Pot-Sticker

Ohh gawd xD

There's just so much, and it's ALL awesome @_@

AlnaJames

The EMO-PIECE (also old work)

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CoralSnake

OMG I missed so much awesome artwork cause my computer is being retarded and won't let me open hidden things but now it's working LOL DIES I wish I had your imagination Al!na! ;3; and OMFG Emo BB looks so hilarious >< and the One Piece Lion King spoof… I miss msn and it won't work at all for me ;__; cries emo tears Damn you shitty computer >_

Mokenda_mint

Hahaha XD I love the Lion Piece thing XD

Seal of Legends

WOW. I lol'd so hard, the lion king OP was just legendary.

And Emo Piece. XD Jesus Christ.

Trekkor

Lol at the Emo and Lion Piece, I wish I could fail at life too XP

Kaze

I can't find the words to tell you how awesome you are.

LaCaSiNa

This thread reeks of loltastic awesome! \o/ Will be attending regularly. Keep up the failing.

AlnaJames

Me and Gege been very bored tonight so I put my player on shuffle and we did promts in MSN both on each song`s name that appeared.

[hide] First was Madonna - Who`s that girl

Labooon!!! ;;o;; Im so glad it turend out its a girl wale <333333

Who`s that girl?
My mum

Second was Sonic Adventure OST - Run through the speed highway

Third was Faithless - Mass Destruction

This is One Piece, a weapon of mass destruction!
Did he just say reproduction?~
Distruction!!!

And the final forth one was… Zehaha!.mp3... WHAT!?

BB`s seyu Akio Ohtsuka recording Zehahaha in the studious while animators go NOSEBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~~~D!!!! *goes nosebleeding with them - AKIO-CHAAAN!!! 3

WHAT THE HELL!?!??!?!?!?! *gets shot

This is how Auger and Lafitte`s child would look like… Ehhhh~

Cutests lovechild ever, Sanji and Nami`s daughter >3<

And little Alvida, ofcourse! <333 (You just know shes Ace and BBs lovechild, don`t you?)

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KamenRiderNeko

Ahahaha good stuff! My favorite has to be "Who's that girl?" "My mum." XDDD

Mokenda_mint

Oh god XD I think this is my favorite ream of pics XD

And like you said, the SaNa lovechild the most adorable ever X3

AlnaJames

Since Oda was the one who started whole One Piece / Sailor Moon crossover we also do it from time to time, so let all of thouse pictures be collected in this post

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Mokenda_mint

Oh dear god! I can't stop laughing! XD