What would you do if you were the opposite sex?

I saw this from another forum, it has interesting responses. What would you do if you were the opposite sex? I… would probably be bi or gay.

taboo

what suddenly, or if you had lived your whole life as the opposite gender?

if it was a sudden thing, i'd probably run around naked

Jay_n_Silentbob

If it was a whole life thing, I'd probably be into yaoi and pairings and shit.

If it was a sudden thing, and I was hot, stand in front of the mirror for a while then go about doing what I usually do.

dirt monkey AL

I'd sing, and I'd be fabulous~!

If I were you (and I wish that I were you),
All the things I'd do to make myself turn blue.
I suppose I'd start by removing all my clothes,
Tie my pantyhose around my neck.

taboo

@Jay_n_Silentbob:

then go about doing what I usually do.

posting on arlong park

raj

I think living out any absurd sexual fantasy depends on how well you'd look as the opposite sex.

Jay_n_Silentbob

@taboo:

posting on arlong park

Except then I can post pics of myself and people will hit on me.

O, would it be romantic.

Leaf Cable

Good question! If it was life-long, I would be one of those lonely dorky girls that fanboys fall in love with and jocks/tough guys have a secret fetish for. If it was temporary, I would stare at and touch myself… and go on a random date with a random guy so he can buy me a meal or coffee. Then all will go back to normal. I think.

Here's a question for you: would you have sex with and/or marry an opposite gender clone of yourself if one existed?

Mr. All Sunday

I'd change my username to Ms. All Sunday. :D

RoastBeef

huh then mine would be RoastBeefCurtains

ghoti

Here's a question for you: would you have sex with and/or marry an opposite gender clone of yourself if one existed?

That's practically mastrabation. And narcissism. D:

GearSecond

This thread will, eventually, degenerate into "if I were [fe]male then I'd do [insert common jokes]"

But oh well. If I were always:

Assuming I keep my personality, I'd probably just be how I am now. But playing video games would get annoying. I've heard tons of "girls playing video games jokes" and I'd rather not be on the receiving end.

If I just suddenly woke up and found out:

I'd probably do everything I know boys like. Actually, I'd almost definitely do that. But then, what guy wouldn't? Actually, that's step 2. Step 1 is probably mess around in private in the bathroom. And get used to whatever clothes are in my closet.

The more I think about it, I'll bet everyone's reply is the same. Everyone I know would, regardless of if they'll admit it, do the exact same thing.

Tsuchirinhon

id kill myself because i thought i had two giant tumors on my chest

Mr. All Sunday

Wrong answer Gohn.

You'd do exactly what you do now: suck some "man-meat"

Kakaliaha

@Leaf:

Here's a question for you: would you have sex with and/or marry an opposite gender clone of yourself if one existed?

I am too tall I would be an awkward looking girl. But then again it might be a little hard for me to resist myself.

Zephos

Iv'e been told I'd make a lousy girl looks wise…

Tsuchirinhon

@Mr.:

You'd do exactly what you do now: suck some "man-meat"

you can say penis and cock, it wont offend me

Mr. All Sunday

@Cyringohn:

you can say penis and cock, it wont offend me

Sure.

But I think you secretly like euphemisms better ;)

Gorlom

I'm haveing problems comeing up with anything except the standard responses.

So instead I started to think about what would a hermaphrodite answer to this question? Seriously… what would you answer if you were a herm and got asked this?
Or if you had gone through a gender transplant previously?

Vanessa

If it was a lifetime thing, I'd probably still be like I was in high school. I was more of a tomboy back then: was really into sports, never really dressed girly, etc. It just kind of faded out of it as I started college, but if I was a guy I'd probably still be like I was back then.

If it was a sudden thing, I'd probably do the same thing as taboo.

Komrade Korobooshi

…..throwing off the shackles of a rude society and embracing my life as a woman.

Sanctum

cunt punt fights break out
everywhere
i will challenge my adversaries to mudwrestling on occasion as well

edit:
@Komrade:

…..throwing off the shackles of a rude society and embracing my life as a woman.

itt: closet, out coming of

AlNi

Keep living. Maybe brag about it a lot, until I get bored and decide is time to move on…

Tommy Swoes

If I were a girl, I'd most likely be the exact same person I am now.
Except less weird and socially awkward.

captain sogeking

Tap dancing

lots of it

Mr. Lucci

I'd go insane for a while.

then, I'd be more careful about my weight.

KamenRiderNeko

Hmmm…. I know I'd be a lot more reckless as a guy... I'd totally bang my friend Liv, lol since everyone thinks we're gay together anyway

Probably not much different other than having a cock... I like male and female porn anyway... and I bet making out with a guy AS a guy would be hot too XD yeah, I'd still be bi...

Buuhan1

I'd kick ass and chew bubble gum, cause the stupidity of the general world would not expect a woman to kick ass and chew bubble gum.

AlNi

Then you're going to end like all the punk girls I know buuhan. What a sad little place I live…

Zephos

@AlNi:

Then you're going to end like all the punk girls I know buuhan. What a sad little place I live…

Hi, and welcome to Arlong Park forums, hope you like it here!

zeroxtb

i would still be fucking awesome all day long

but with titties

AWB

I'd finally be able to have lesbian sex. I'd be hitting on all my bisexual she friends. Yeah, I'd turn into Chizuru from Bleach.

Generic_Soda

@AWB:

I'd finally be able to have lesbian sex. I'd be hitting on all my bisexual she friends. Yeah, I'd turn into Chizuru from Bleach.

Somebody sig this.

AWB

Someone did at one time.

cactusmomma

I'd pee standing up. Then curse vehemently about how much morning wood sucks.

taboo

@cactusmomma:

I'd pee standing up.

yeah i'd probably do that first too

Kakaliaha

The only time Standing while peeing is any good is out in public places, if I am at home, I will sit.

roamingwyoming

First I'd turn gay. Then I'd try jacking off, most likely end up confused about exactly what to do, then go attempt some fun stuff with my epic man biceps.

And yeah, standing while peeing would be a definite go.

Mister_Anbu

find out if its easier to like shitty movies like Pan's Labyrinth

Monkey D. Hoffy

Well, it'd be even more funnier to have Ho as my last name, but now as a female. Epic LULZ shall commence.

I'd probably just stare at myself naked in a mirror and be amazed. Haha, and then I'd proceed to figure how a girl's body works. In ways Master Roshi would be proud of me. XD

That, and I'd laugh at how I have to pee sitting down all the time. My clothing style wouldn't change a bit, except for the underwear and etc.

Lobster Pot-Sticker

If I were a woman…

I would... probably have the username Lobster Jiaozi

Just to keep things interesting

Cap'n Carter

@Monkey:

Well, it'd be even more funnier to have Ho as my last name, but now as a female. Epic LULZ shall commence.

I'd probably just stare at myself naked in a mirror and be amazed. Haha, and then I'd proceed to figure how a girl's body works. In ways Master Roshi would be proud of me. XD

That, and I'd laugh at how I have to pee sitting down all the time. My clothing style wouldn't change a bit, except for the underwear and etc.

are you sure the lulz will be as epic as you claim

onemoment

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KamenRiderNeko

@roamingwyoming:

First I'd turn gay. Then I'd try jacking off, most likely end up confused about exactly what to do, then go attempt some fun stuff with my epic man biceps.

And yeah, standing while peeing would be a definite go.

LOL!!! This answer made me laugh so hard! I'd totally do the same though…

@Monkey:

Well, it'd be even more funnier to have Ho as my last name, but now as a female. Epic LULZ shall commence.

I'd probably just stare at myself naked in a mirror and be amazed. Haha, and then I'd proceed to figure how a girl's body works. In ways Master Roshi would be proud of me. XD

That, and I'd laugh at how I have to pee sitting down all the time. My clothing style wouldn't change a bit, except for the underwear and etc.

LOL Ho is the cutest lil Asian girl evar~

Monkey D. Hoffy

@ Carter: Maybe, maybe not. But there would be a hell of a lot of irony and inside humor with my close friends if that ever were to happen.

@ Neko: Haha, I totally would, wouldn't I? And I'd totally be your number one target or something. XD

RoastBeef

I like how most guys are convinced they'd be less socially awkward if they were female when they'd probably end up as slobbering yaoi fangirls anyway.

Cap'n Carter

I don't know what I'd do

gaara d. lucci

I'd get a sex change if I were the opposite sex.

Cap'n Carter

Come on guys most of the replies in this thread are the same

LMAO I'LL TOUCH MYSELF

I'LL BECOME A LESBIAN BECAUSE I LIKED WOMEN BEFORE AND DON'T WANT TO ADAPT TO COCKS

I'LL FINALLY BE ABLE TO HAVE SEX WITH MY BI FRIENDS EVEN THOUGH I'LL PROBABLY BE AS FAT AND ANNOYING AND UNDESIRABLE AS A WOMAN

King Kobra

Besides being labelled as a Bitch by the people who already know me…....

I don't know. Maybe just hang out more with my female friends.

Yeah, like Carter said, the thing of touching myself all the fucking day sounds as dumb as hell. I would rather use the experience in other ways if the TM meant that we would eventually turn back to our original gender.