Seriously, if you had unlimited power and wealth and you really needed to destroy the world, how would you go about it?
Personally, I'd have God wearing a steel mask and headbutting the moon into us.
How would you destroy the world?
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It's hard to beat headbutting the moon into Earth. I'll have to think on it.
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Ho kay here's the Earth, just chilling…Damn that is a sweet earth you might say.
Wrong! Alright, ruling out the ice caps melting, meteors becoming crashed into us, and the ozone layer leaving, and the sun exploding, we're definitely going to blow ourselves up.
Ho kay, basically we've got China, France, India, Israel, Pakistan, Russia, the UK, and us with nukes. We've got about twenty-six hundred more than anybody else...so whatever.
Anyway one day we decide that those Chinese sons of a bitches are going down...so we launch a nuke at China. While it's on its way, China's like, "Shit guys...who the fuck is shooting at us?" Oh well, fire the missiles!"
You know the rest.
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Ho kay here's the Earth, just chilling…Damn that is a sweet earth you might say.
Wrong! Alright, ruling out the ice caps melting, meteors becoming crashed into us, and the ozone layer leaving, and the sun exploding, we're definitely going to blow ourselves up.
Ho kay, basically we've got China, France, India, Israel, Pakistan, Russia, the UK, and us with nukes. We've got about twenty-six hundred more than anybody else...so whatever.
Anyway one day we decide that those Chinese sons of a bitches are going down...so we launch a nuke at China. While it's on its way, China's like, "Shit guys...who the fuck is shooting at us?" Oh well, fire the missiles!"
You know the rest.
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Zeether won't stop ever, he will drown the earth in old internet memes.
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Zeether's attempt at fame.
Shattered.
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Well, that takes care of that.
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If I had unlimited power, I wouldn't destroy the world. I'd sway countless broads and do awesome stunts and make the entire world accept me as their superior. Seriously, you blow up the Earth, then what? You're just stuck in a chronic vacuum to just sit around.
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Like I said, if you needed to for some reason.
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+Transform the Earth into the shape of a woman.
+Create a giant floating slab on concrete.
+Slam her face against the concrete until she is near-crumbling.
+Finish it off with a curb-"stomp," except you USE A WIND-UP PUNCH.+Gather all the homo sapiens to one place.
+Instruct them all to slam their faces against the ground until they are able to destroy the Earth.
+Grab a chicken sandwich because this shit might take a while.+Turn the Earth into a giant cock and
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Actually… I do have a few ways I might destroy the world...
Break the Earth into tiny pieces, but have all the humans able to breath, by supplying enough oxygen. Have the Humans run from giant slabs of the earth on a huge flat landscape until everything is dead and the rocky pieces of the earth are the size of pebbles.
Implode the earth until its the size of a quarter.
Shoot the humans like missiles into the earth.
Fly it straight into the sun.
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I'd fly around it at the speed of light to reverse time until the Earth no longer existed.
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@Earthworm:
Like I said, if you needed to for some reason.
okay,ive been wondering about this for a long time but-dont overstrain your head thinking,but,ah,if the earth would get DESTROYED
! Wouldnt I be F**KED up ROYALLY as well?
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@Mr.:
I'd fly around it at the speed of light to reverse time until the Earth no longer existed.
Wouldn't that be especially pointless though, since you would cease to exist as well? And since you just turned back time, the universe will just repeat what it did and the Earth would eventually be created again and every living thing would repeat the same process of evolution and human history will repeat until once again you turn back time to before Earth's existance, thus dooming the universe to repeat the same process for eternity!
If I had to destroy the world for whatever reason…eh, I wouldn't really have to do anything, humans will probably end up destroying the world themselves anyway, intentionally or not. I'll just sit back in my mansion on Mars or somewhere and watch the show. :D
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I would go back in time to the 90's and replace Michael Jordan with Michael Jackson, while they were filming the movie "Space Jam".
That just might cause large enough ripple to "do in" the planet.
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Unlimited power and wealth?
Become a generic senien villain and accept that eventually, the "real major antagonist" will come to take control of my empire and will, 9 times out of 10, try to destroy the universe with the help of either God, Satan, man-made god-like machines, or manliness.
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I'd exploded it my beam rays
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I would summon:
Or Godzilla with Superman powers in a less extent.
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@Lobster:
I would go back in time to the 90's and replace Michael Jordan with Michael Jackson, while they were filming the movie "Space Jam".
That just might cause large enough ripple to "do in" the planet.
Crap, I need the pic of that black kid with the Space Jam video.
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I would summon:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v340/Demescus/DICKYMOE.jpg
Or Godzilla with Superman powers in a less extent.
oh no you din't bitch
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Axe Kick the sucker past Pluto so we all freeze to death
Hokuto Shinken
Crush it under the weight of trillions of Coca-Cola cans
Eat it
Make the planet say Candlejack and the
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Three words: End of Evangelion.
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I'd build a fucking huge Captain Falcon mecha and falcon punch the world to nothingness.
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I'd gather all the Chaos Emeralds to fuel my doomsday machines
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I'd put it under a street swindler's "shell game" cup and then shuffle it with two other cups. Technically I guess it wouldn't be destroyed but since noone can find it anyway it will be just as good =)
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Entire galaxies thrown at each other.
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But Zeethar… isn't there a possibility you might miss if you try it at that scale? =P
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I'd just eat it. Bitch deserves to be a bit-sized snack.
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Arlong Park.Why am I not surprised?
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I would encourage a master hacker to hack into the world's largest particle accelerator and program it to create a blackhole that will DESTROY US ALL!!!
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Your REALY asking ?You take a cup of tomato soup,mix it with x milion megatons of radiation and shoot it into the suna at speed near the speed of light.Then wait a few milion years.
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What? No shake and bake mix?
P.S. Go to bed Lobo.
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I would give the earth a nice cup of….....
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One word, my friends.
Ha. Do. Ken.
…But seriously, I'd have to be in pretty dire straits to blow up the Earth, since most of my goals for the future involve ruling it.
Ruling something you just destroyed is kinda hard.
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I finally found out what needs to be done.
FWGco3T4pLw
Unless you love this movie, I suggest skipping the first two minutes.
After that, I suppose the vacuum could be used as a bludgeon - always made more sense to me.
And when this manga closes out, and Luffy's arm stretches back to deliver that last punch, I wanna feel the crunch of the dream coming true.
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@dirt:
I finally found out what needs to be done.
FWGco3T4pLw
Unless you love this movie, I suggest skipping the first two minutes.
After that, I suppose the vacuum could be used as a bludgeon - always made more sense to me.
Yeah, but that didn't work out. If you remember, soon afterward, she went from "suck…"
to "blow."
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That's around the point where I buy either massive amounts of earwax or huge earswabs.
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@Earthworm:
Seriously, if you had unlimited power and wealth and you really needed to destroy the world, how would you go about it?
I'd photo-shopped pictures of Putin and Ahmadinejad on a man train and send the shots to both leaders with a presidential seal on the envelope.
Comedy ensues.
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FIRE ZE MISSALES
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David Bowie fucks the planet into oblivion
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I would of course use my Uranium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator to destoy the earth for obstructing my view of venus.
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If I had to destroy the earth, I would become a throw away villan, fail and just give up trying to destroy the earth
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In before hundreds of Demented Cartoon Movie references.
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That convinced me that Zeether's some kind of time traveler, tragically plucked from the year 2003
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Play guitar too hard and too fast
world implodes
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I'd punch myself through the earth, hopefully shattering it. Of course, it wouldn't shatter, so I'd probably just get stuck at the center of the earth. So, I guess I'd eat the molten core and hope the earth would collapse. I probably wouldn't, so I'd just go back to punching myself through it until it was in poor enough shape that it just kind of fell apart.
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How would I destroy the world?
Create radioactive monsterl like Gojira and use him to wreak havoc over the globe. And in the safety of my space station I'd watch [on my big screen tv] the earth getting decimated.
