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    • Tony Tony Chopper
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      I was just wondering where'd the characters of One-Piece get there clothes?! Like when there not doing there evil deeds.. You would never see Arlong walk into
      Wal-Mart with Chu and a shopping cart and see this:

      Lady: "Hello… :mellow: um.. Welcome to Wal-Mart how can I help you?"
      Arlong: "Um, yea do you PU-mans here got some Hawiian shirts?"
      Lady: "Well yes we do come with us!"
      
      *Follows Lady*
      
      Lady: "And here you go. The shirt section for Men"
      Arlong: "Thx u PU-man."
      Chu: "Hey Arlong! Check this shirt out!"
      Arlong: "Nah it doesn't match my Shorts."
      *Arlong picks up a shirt*
      Arlong: "See Chu? Now THIS is a shirt!"
      Chu: "Looks great Arlong!"
      
      *They walk over to Cash Register..*
      
      *Arlong puts down shirt*
      
      Cashier: "That'll be $15.99"
      Arlong: "Do you accept Berries?"
      Cashier "No sorry you must pay in _real_ money.. Not some fruits"
      Arlong: "So I can't purchase this?"
      Cashier: "No, I'm sorry sir you cannot"
      
      *Arlong crushes counter*
      
      Arlong: "You better accept it for else u'll be like this counter!"
      Cashier: "Y-yes Mr. Merman" :mellow: :o
      Arlong: "**Shahahaha** Thank you PU-mans."
      Chu: "Yea Thanks"
      Cashier: "Have a nice… day" :blink:
      

      Lol that lil' skit was made just on the spot. I can make more if you enjoyed this one. Lol Next I can do Zoro getting caught by Usopp over at JC Penny :lol:

      Where do u think they got there clothes?

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        Hehehehe!Very funny!And…what about Luffy´s red shirts and Chopper´s pants? XD

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        • Seta Ginny
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          Nami shops at Old Navy, I swear.

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          • Pepsi
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            Arlong doesn't laugh like that ! It's either "Shehehehe" or "Shahahahaha!" -_-

            ..::<3::..

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            • Saito Ayame
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              Originally posted by Pepsi@May 15 2005, 04:49 AM
              Arlong doesn't laugh like that ! It's either "Shehehehe" or "Shahahahaha!" -_-
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              Yeah, I second on that… Good skit though, but knowing Arlong, he'd probably rather die than have man-made clothes from a human shop. Still, had me laughing! ^^

              From Zoro's sash, we can all guess he shops at ye olde foggie shop...e. What about Cabaji's designer threads? ^^ I dig the scarf.

              --Saito

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              • Tony Tony Chopper
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                Originally posted by Pepsi@May 15 2005, 01:49 AM
                Arlong doesn't laugh like that ! It's either "Shehehehe" or "Shahahahaha!" -_-
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                My bad! I've fixed it now.

                And here's the Zoro at JC Penny

                
                *Zoro opens door and walks through*
                *He walks up to a Lady*
                
                Zoro: "Hey lady. Can you find me this shirt but in a navy blue? And make it fast I can't be seen here."
                
                Lady: "Hmm. Ok yes. I believe we do have this shirt in a navy blue. Come with me."
                
                *Zoro follows*
                
                Lady: "Here we are.. and how's this?"
                
                Zoro: "IT'S TOO SMALL!" *Pulls out sword* "What does a man have to do to get a decent shirt around here?!"
                
                Lady: :lol: "Wasn't the one you wanted? Than what about this?"
                
                *Lady pulls out a different shirt*
                
                Lady: "Maybe you'll like a _summer time orange_?"
                
                *Zoro looks around to see if anyone is looking*
                *He snatches the shirt*
                
                Zoro: "I'll take it! Let's make this purchase quick"
                
                *They walk to cashier*
                *Usopp walks in*
                
                Usopp: "Excuse me miss, have you seen a girl with red hair? Her name is Nami"
                Lady: "No, I'm sorry"
                Usopp: "Okay thanks- ZORO?!" :blink:
                
                *Zoro hides shirt*
                
                Zoro: "USOPP! W-what are you doin' here?!"
                Usopp: "I would ask you the same question but I can see that shirt behind your back"
                Zoro: "It's not mine..It's a present! For um.. Luffy" <_<
                Usopp: "But it's not his birthday…"
                Zoro: "Well I just wanna show Luffy how much I appreciate him.. so i decided to do something nice for him."
                Usopp: "Are you okay today Zoro?"
                Zoro: "Yes! There's always a first time for everything right?!"
                Usopp: "Okay..."
                
                *Usopp walks out*
                
                *Zoro pays for the shirt and puts in shopping bag*
                
                Zoro: "Do you have a back door that I can use?"
                Lady: "Yes follow me."
                
                

                And that's Zoro's adventure in JC penny :lol: . If anyone has a request for an adventure.. than just leave it here and I'll try to do one.

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                • Otaku no M
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                  Nice! 😄

                  Wapol or Bon Clay buying clothes would be funny. And Dory and Brogy but they live in little garden so I don't think they can buy any.

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                  • Pepsi
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                    Haha Sweet. ;D

                    ..::<3::..

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                    • Shinagamithe3rd
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                      God…I can see Croccodile shopping for clothes.

                      Employee (Teenage boy with bad acne): Welcome to Goody's sir, can I help you?
                      Croccodile: Um...yes...could you direct me to your shirts?
                      Employee: Right this way.
                      (Croccodile and the emplyoee arrive at the shirts section. Croc picks out a few shirts that he likes and heads into the dressing room.)
                      Croccodile: Okay, now...just put your right arm in and...RRRRIIIPPP*...SHIT!!
                      Employee: Like, what happened sir?
                      Croccodile: I accadentally ripped this shirt. Sorry i'll pay for it.
                      Employee: No prob. sir.
                      (Croc picks up another and tries it on.)
                      Croccodile: Okay, slowly, steady, carefu...RRRIIIIPPP...SONUVABITCH!!
                      Employee: Whoa sir, chill out. Foul language is, like, not permitted here dude. Plus yer gonna have to pay for that one too.
                      Croccodile: GGGGGRRRRRRRR....(Croc begins trying on the third shirt.)
                      Croccodile: Okay now...no big...just take my time, thats all. Take my time and i'll be just fi...RRRRIIIIPPPP.....GAWDDAMMIT!!
                      Employee: Sir, whats wrong this time?
                      Crocodille: Yer fuckin' tiny ass shirts, thats whats wrong!! I keep rippin' the damned things every single time I try to put one on!!
                      Employee: Well, sir thats not my problem. I can't help it if your big hook keeps ripping the shirts. (Employee begins laughing) By the way loser...heheheheheh..where did youget that hook anyway Ahab?
                      Croccodile: If you don't shut your insolent mouth i'll.....
                      Employee: Allright dude, what you need to do is chill out. God, must have sand in yer vagina or somethin'
                      (Croccodile starts grinning evilly)
                      Croccodile: No, I haven't got sand in my vagina....but your about to have some in yours!!!
                      (Croc does his Barchan attack, sucking all the mosture out of the young employees body. Leaving his lifeless, bloodless corpse on the ground he slowly approaches the counter with the horrific grin still on his face, the female cashier aparalyzed with fear. Croc raises his hook up, a small square-like object on the point and then...)
                      Croccodile: HAHAHAHAHA!
                      (Twenty Dollars fall on to the counter)
                      Corccodile: Thats for the ripped shirts, i'm sure it will be more than enough.
                      (Croc walks out of the Goodys)

                      "I Need Mo' Allowence!"

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                      • Pepsi
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                        I'm not too sure that Crocodile and Arlong would really pay for their clothes. Not even think about paying.

                        ..::<3::..

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                        • Namisan18
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                          I just went job huntin' last friday. How about the stawhats at American Eagle or Abicombe or the Gap or better yet Hot Topic!! 😛

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                          • Tony Tony Chopper
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                            Nice one Shina.
                            And Pepsi yea I kinda agree after the whole MONEY obbession with Arlong. But oh well.

                            I would love to do a Bon Clay walk into a womens section and try on the clothes and buy some :lol:

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                            • Anime Master
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                              Lets look at our good friend Bon Clay.

                              Saleswoman- Welcome to Clairs.
                              Bon Clay- I want an outfit that fits me!
                              Saleswoman- This is sorta a womens/childrens store…
                              Bon Clay- No excuses!
                              Saleswoman- Okaaaaaaaaaaaaay...Try this one. coughs wierdo coughs
                              Bon Clay- Buttersnap! It doesnt match my swans! Give me another!
                              Saleswoman-...here.
                              Bon Clay in a two piece
                              Bon Clay- Beautiful!
                              Saleswoman- Fine, that will be 80 dollars.
                              Bon Clay- Look, I'm Barbra Streisand!
                              Saleswoman- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                              faints
                              Bon Clay- Works every time.

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                              Gary "Iceman" Martin. RIP.

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                              • Tony Tony Chopper
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                                LOL that was great! But i was hoping for the lady to be more shocked to see Bon-Clay in a womens section… but oh well it was funneh :lol:

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                                  I slightly modified it. Now she is disgusted by it.

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                                  Gary "Iceman" Martin. RIP.

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                                  • Saito Ayame
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                                    Originally posted by Anime Master@May 15 2005, 05:02 PM
                                    **Lets look at our good friend Bon Clay.

                                    Saleswoman- Welcome to Clairs.
                                    Bon Clay- I want an outfit that fits me!
                                    Saleswoman- This is sorta a womens/childrens store…
                                    Bon Clay- No excuses!
                                    Saleswoman- Try this one.
                                    Bon Clay- Buttersnap! It doesnt match my swans! Give me another!
                                    Saleswoman-...here.
                                    Bon Clay in a two piece
                                    Bon Clay- Beautiful!
                                    Saleswoman- Fine, that will be 80 dollars.
                                    Bon Clay- Look, I'm Barbra Streisand!
                                    Saleswoman- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                                    faints
                                    Bon Clay- Works every time.
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                                    Ah gawd, that's hillarious XD I laughed for a minute straight, seriously, it hurts! 'It doesn't match my swans!' X3

                                    Yeah, Arlong would probably put it on Nami's tab and say that he really needed the money. Good one Shinagami… It would get kinda irratating though if evertime you tried to put a shirt on, the sleeves ripped. He probably has them sewn onto him at the tailors. XD

                                    Maybe I'll write one sometime... X3

                                    --Saito

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                                    • Tony Tony Chopper
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                                      Another thing that just keeps me wondering..

                                      Where did Kreig get those pink pants?! XD lmao

                                      :lol:

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                                        Paulie goes to Hugo Boss. B)

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                                          Originally posted by Anime Master@May 15 2005, 05:02 PM
                                          **Bon Clay- Buttersnap! It doesnt match my swans!

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                                          That is the best quote ever!

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                                          • Solar Knight
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                                            Damn this stuff is clever ('specially Bon Clay's) :lol: !

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                                              I just wanna know where/why Vivi got that XXX shirt from.

                                              "Hmmm, XXX written across my chest….Ah, no one'll notice!"

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                                              • Otaku no M
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                                                Chopper goes shopping. Hur hur! I'm so witty! I'm like a 4kids employee!

                                                Chopper peeks trough the door in his special way.
                                                Counter woman: "May I help you?"
                                                Chopper hides.
                                                Chopper: "Q… quiet, human! It's non of your business!"
                                                W (Woman): "What are you anyway? A moose?"
                                                C (Chopper): "I'm a REINDEER! And I'm also a doctor!"
                                                W: "Right. Well, let's see if we can find something that fits you. You're VERY small."
                                                😄 "This better?"
                                                Chopper transforms to his bigger form.
                                                W: :blink: "OK. Just change back, please. You seem less threatening then."
                                                Chopper changes back.

                                                They go to a childrens clothes sale.
                                                W: "How do you like this shirt?"
                                                😄 "THE HORNS WON'T FIT THROUGH!"
                                                Chopper tries to get out of the menacing fabrics attempting to choke him.
                                                😄 "I think pants will do."
                                                W: "How are these?"
                                                Chopper tries on a pair of small jeans.
                                                😄 "Do you have anything more elastic? These will brake during my rumbe ball forms."
                                                W: "What is rumble... wait. I don't wanna know. Just try these on."
                                                Chopper takes on black, elastic shorts.
                                                W: "It looks like you're happy!"
                                                😄 "SHUT UP! I'm not happy, you skank! :D:D:D:D:D"
                                                W: (He is obviously happy.)
                                                😄 "Here's the money."
                                                W: "Thank you! Come again!"
                                                Chopper leaves.

                                                Outside shop.
                                                N (Nami): "CHOPPEEEER! WHERE'S MY MONEY!!??"
                                                😄 "EEEEK!!"
                                                The End.

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                                                • Tony Tony Chopper
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                                                  Originally posted by Tony Tony Chopper@May 15 2005, 04:15 AM
                                                  **~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

                                                  Zoro opens door and walks through
                                                  He walks up to a Lady

                                                  Zoro: "Hey lady. Can you find me this shirt but in a navy blue? And make it fast I can't be seen here."

                                                  Lady: "Hmm. Ok yes. I believe we do have this shirt in a navy blue. Come with me."

                                                  Zoro follows

                                                  Lady: "Here we are.. and how's this?"

                                                  Zoro: "IT'S TOO SMALL!" Pulls out sword "What does a man have to do to get a decent shirt around here?!"

                                                  Lady: :lol: "Wasn't the one you wanted? Than what about this?"

                                                  Lady pulls out a different shirt

                                                  Lady: "Maybe you'll like a summer time orange?"

                                                  Zoro looks around to see if anyone is looking
                                                  He snatches the shirt

                                                  Zoro: "I'll take it! Let's make this purchase quick"

                                                  They walk to cashier
                                                  Usopp walks in

                                                  Usopp: "Excuse me miss, have you seen a girl with red hair? Her name is Nami"
                                                  Lady: "No, I'm sorry"
                                                  Usopp: "Okay thanks- ZORO?!" :blink:

                                                  Zoro hides shirt

                                                  Zoro: "USOPP! W-what are you doin' here?!"
                                                  Usopp: "I would ask you the same question but I can see that shirt behind your back"
                                                  Zoro: "It's not mine..It's a present! For um.. Luffy" <_<
                                                  Usopp: "But it's not his birthday…"
                                                  Zoro: "Well I just wanna show Luffy how much I appreciate him.. so i decided to do something nice for him."
                                                  Usopp: "Are you okay today Zoro?"
                                                  Zoro: "Yes! There's always a first time for everything right?!"
                                                  Usopp: "Okay..."

                                                  Usopp walks out

                                                  Zoro pays for the shirt and puts in shopping bag

                                                  Zoro: "Do you have a back door that I can use?"
                                                  Lady: "Yes follow me."

                                                  
                                                  And that's Zoro's adventure in JC penny :lol: . If anyone has a request for an adventure.. than just leave it here and I'll try to do one.
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                                                  here's a remake of the Zoro @ JC penny.

                                                  Zoro opens door and walks through
                                                  He walks up to a Lady

                                                  Zoro: "Hey lady. Can you find me this shirt but in a navy blue? And make it fast I can't be seen here."

                                                  Lady: "Hmm. Ok yes. I believe we do have this shirt in a navy blue. Come with me."

                                                  Zoro follows

                                                  Lady: "Here we are.. and how's this?"

                                                  Zoro: "IT'S TOO SMALL!" Pulls out sword "What does a man have to do to get a decent shirt around here?!"

                                                  Lady: "Wasn't the one you wanted? Than what about this?"

                                                  Lady pulls out a different shirt

                                                  Lady: "Maybe you'll like a summer time orange?"

                                                  Zoro looks around to see if anyone is looking
                                                  He snatches the shirt

                                                  Zoro: "I'll take it! Let's make this purchase quick"

                                                  They walk to cashier
                                                  Usopp walks in

                                                  Usopp: "Excuse me miss, have you seen a girl with red hair? Her name is Nami"
                                                  Lady: "No, I'm sorry"
                                                  Usopp: "Okay thanks- ZORO?!"

                                                  Zoro hides shirt

                                                  Zoro: "USOPP! W-what are you doin' here?!"
                                                  Usopp: "I would ask you the same question but I can see that shirt behind your back"
                                                  Zoro: "I'm not Zoro… I'm... ZOLLO! Yea, Zollo.
                                                  Usopp: "Okay my mistake,sorry Zollo. See ya at the recordings later at 4KIDS! I heard that I get to get stabbed by a Rubber Knife.. and I don't even get hurt! And better yet, I'm getting paid for just falling into water!"
                                                  Zoro: "Um.. okay cool…see you there..."
                                                  Usopp: "BYE ZOLLO!"

                                                  Usopp runs out

                                                  Zoro pays for shirt and walks out

                                                  Zoro: "Zoro does it again! For once I thank 4KIDS."

                                                  So what you think?

                                                  Which one you like better?
                                                  The first version?
                                                  Or the Second version?

                                                  I personally like this second one

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                                                    Now, imagine where Mr. 2 buys his clothes! I wouldn't be surprised to see him do his own version of Queer Eye For the Straight Guy.

                                                    Rappin' Chopper:

                                                    "Yo; I was a reindeer livin' out in 'da snow! But then this old geeza' doctor brought me into his home! After healin' my wounds, I felt real phat. Then, old docta' Hiruk gave me this blingin' hat! My family beat me, shunt me, but it's all tight. Because I'm doin' my doctor remedies all night. I look like freak with my Human Human fruit. But now I'm with some gangsta' pirates who like to steal loot! All the girls like my blue nose. Yeah; it's the way that I get the Record scratching. Usopp's the guy with all 'da glory. He's my main man with all his tight stories. Zolo's Santoryu skills are on ice. You betta' watch out, or you gonna get sliced! Sanji's the cook servin' up the main dish. Don't mess with him, unless that's your wish. Luffy's 'da captain with the straw hat! His Gum Gum skills are real real tight. Vivi's the princess of Alabasta. Now we gotta head there, and we betta' do it faster!"

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