I see someone besides me likes Lackadaisy. Whoo~
Uh, I just want to be a dinky little high school teacher. I'll probably end up teaching History as my main subject, but I might end up doing a Folklore class of some sort. You know, four periods of history, one period off and then one Folklore class. But that all depends on how many periods are in a class day at whatever school employs my crazy ass.
I had a rough time throughout school. In elementary school I was "Little Miss Know It All" and totally got flack for it. Hell, I woulda kicked the crap out of me back then XD. My dad finally got tired of me being a wuss and decided to start sharing more of his interests with me besides reading. Like boxing. 
So there's one inspiration. My dad teaching me about history and letting me stay up late so I could learn how to throw a punch right and memorize the order of Henry VII's wives. Divorced, beheaded, died. Divorced, beheaded, survived.
Middle school was meh. The school and teachers mostly sucked, but I met my kickass friends there. Finally appreciated how to properly kick someone's ass, as all of those friends were boys :p. I helped a lot of them with History and English homework, and in return, they helped me with my Math.
So when High School rolled around, I was a lot more mature and having a grand time with some of my teachers. They were really, really awesome. Even in subjects I didn't particularly care for. I got a A in 8th grade science, so I qualified to take Biology freshman year. I did it just to get that and Chemistry over with so I could fufill those requirements for college. My teacher ended up making me love science all over again.
So much so that I took his AP Environmental Science class after I took Chemistry in 10th grade. Then my senior year I was his lab slaveTeacher's Aide. So I got to know our totally awesome Science Department head. He's the resident mad scientist. I've had a few other teachers that stick out in my head as well.
My Honors English 9/Folklore/Creative Writing (Yes I took her 3 times~) teacher was the SHIT man. She didn't care what people thought of her, and taught the way she wanted to. It worked. If you broke one of her rules she'd make you do any number of things, including (but not limited to) singing an improvised song about why you did wrong, doing a table dance, or standing in front of the class and teach something while she decides to give you a taste of your own medicine and act like an ass. And God help you if no one answers a question. She'd lie on the floor, blanket and all, until someone said something. Unfortunately, she wouldn't let me bail the class out :p. But if no one answered for the period, she let a couple of people who she KNEW understood what she was teaching leave. No one else could, and they wouldn't get tardy passes to their next class either.
She also licked a knife once in class when a kid giving a lecture on Shakespeare kept using "like" as EVERY OTHER WORD. That and "Uh, um."
There's more teachers I'll get to later if people are interested. Like the English teacher my dad almost ran over with the car. She and my Folklore teacher would squabble with each other over my choice in readings.