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Solar Knight

Here are some of my choices:

Family Guy (just about everything but here are some of them)

Scooby Doo Murder Files
When Peter became a Wonder Twin (form of Jane's tampon!)
When Peter tell's Brain, "Oh my God: you can talk!"

Robot Chicken

The Star Trek spoof when the automatic door thing closes on the captain's wang (I hate ST…)
Walt Disney becoming a robot that eats Cuban children.
Optimus Prime finding out he has prostate cancer (especially when he dies).

There are others, but I'm a little lazy at the moment :P .

Son Conan

Pretty much every line in Clue gets a laugh out of me.

"You see, like the Mounties, we always get our man."
"Mrs. Peacock was a MAN?!"

"To make a long story short…"
"TOO LATE."

"I, am, your singing telegram..." BANG!

"Who would want to kill the cook?"
"Dinner wasn't THAT bad."

"Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?"
"You don't need any help from me, sir."
"That's right!"

"The door's locked!"
"I know that. Where's the key?"
"The key's gone!"
"Nevermind the key, unlock the door!"
"I CAN'T UNLOCK THE DOOR WITHOUT THE KEY!"

"WILL YOU STOP THAT?!"
"No."

"Sorry, didn't mean to frighten you."
"YOU'RE A BIT LATE FOR THAT!"

Spawnraven

any movie from both Steve Martin and Jim Carrey always make me laugh.

Bowfinger was a blast, one of the best Steve Martin movies, and The Thurman Show was just as good.

Rashie

I know this is OP but I can't resist it xD

The part where the strawhats excluding Luffy are making Scissors to cross the river. The way Ussop comments the charge and says "we gonna sink! We gonna sink! we gonna sink!" with a funny effect never fails to get me laughing xD

jewbagel

Originally posted by Son Conan@May 13 2005, 12:34 AM
"I, am, your singing telegram…" BANG!
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I'm ashamed to admit I ever saw that movie, but that part killed me. I was laughing for 10 minutes.

Zio

This is the greatest quote from Billy Madison ever:
"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

Anime Master

Anything from Family Guy or Monty Python.
Knights who say NI

sanji-desu

I love watching how dumb Homer can get in the simpsons (not in a bad way though).
Monty Python and the Holy Grail, especially with the scene where the rabbit kills everyone
Any movie with Jim Carrey in it
I seem to like british comedy a lot. Especially The Vikor and Fawlty Towers
One Piece (the whole lot of it)
Kel's big moments from Kenan and Kel (yes I do love that show).

*****I'm actually watching some british comedy right now.

add on
I also just remembered that one of my friends is always saying 'Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here to remember…' To everyone (she grabs their hand actually :D)
Even though it's not a scene, it just cracks me up.

Has anyone ever done a silent laugh when watching something really funny?

Anime Master

Kel as Repairman and Kenan as Super dude were hillarious.

sanji-desu

Heres my list of Kel's funny scenes

When he still had some cake in his hands and shouted, "Happy anniversary, happy anniversay"!!
When he brang the scuba diving suit to sneak into the jewelry store, "Kel we're going into a jewelry store, not a submarine"!!
Kel thought he got broken ribs
His dream about being attacked by the soda monster
I put the screw in the tuna (well it wasn't that funny though, but oh well).

So many to put down.

Anime Master

A good moment from that show was the manager…Chris? put up a robot santa for display, and it started beating the crap out of him, and people came and started cheering for the Santa. That and when he played that video game for 5 days straight.

Satsuki

Kyle's Mom is a Big Fat Bitch!

and every song in the South Park movie.

sanji-desu

Originally posted by Anime Master@May 13 2005, 03:40 PM
A good moment from that show was the manager…Chris? put up a robot santa for display, and it started beating the crap out of him, and people came and started cheering for the Santa. That and when he played that video game for 5 days straight.
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hilarious :lol:

Chris makes me laugh too. I remember when he went to kenan and said "Have you been sniffing the youghurt again"?

sanji-desu has been tired lately and fell asleep on the floor for 10 minutes

Solar Knight

Originally posted by Zio@May 13 2005, 03:57 PM
"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
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XD thanks for reminding me of that!

The Story of Rickie

Rickie while he's being strangled by another guys intestines: "You have alot of guts"

Rickie when he went though the metal detecter and the police found 5 bullets: "Why do you have 5 bullets lodged in your chest?" "They're souviners"

You gotta watch the movie to know the true badassness behind those quotes.

Otaku no M

Sonic X: Anytime Jun-Ichi Kanemaru (Sonic the hedgehog's japanese voice actor) speaks english.

Fullmetal Alchemist: The tiny miniskirt part.

One Piece: "Usopp hammer! Usopp hammer! Usopp hammer! Usopp hammer! Usopp hammer! Usopp hammer! Usopp hammer! Usopp hammer!"

And the fishing scene with Bon Clay.

Rowan Atkinson's entire Black Adder Series.

Oh, and random moments of Harvey Birdman: Atty. At Law.

Konis

Originally posted by Son Conan@May 13 2005, 12:34 AM
**Pretty much every line in Clue gets a laugh out of me.

"You see, like the Mounties, we always get our man."
"Mrs. Peacock was a MAN?!"

"To make a long story short…"
"TOO LATE."

"I, am, your singing telegram..." BANG!

"Who would want to kill the cook?"
"Dinner wasn't THAT bad."

"Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?"
"You don't need any help from me, sir."
"That's right!"

"The door's locked!"
"I know that. Where's the key?"
"The key's gone!"
"Nevermind the key, unlock the door!"
"I CAN'T UNLOCK THE DOOR WITHOUT THE KEY!"

"WILL YOU STOP THAT?!"
"No."

"Sorry, didn't mean to frighten you."
"YOU'RE A BIT LATE FOR THAT!"
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Much love for "Clue", the most quotable movie in history! Well, maybe next to "Ghostbusters"… ^_^

But lemme try to add to that!

"Men shoulld be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable."

"I'm a plant."
"I thought they called men like you a fruit."

"Why's the car stopped?"
"It's frightened."

And I love where they're trying to determine how many bullets are in the gun. ^_^; It was an awesome cast!

"Ghostbusters" still makes me laugh. I've seen that movie more than any other movie I've ever watched... short of Clue maybe >.>

"Next time someone asks you if you're a god... say YES!"

"So she sleeps above the covers... 4 FEET above the covers."

"Tell him about the twinkie."
"... what about the twinkie?"

"Gah... smells like burnt dog hair in here... sorry, Venkman."

And the scene where they start up their packs for the first time. Eeee-heehee...

"You know, it just occurred to me that we really haven't had a successful test of this equipment. "
"I blame myself."
"So do I."

"Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead" is another great movie for funny scenes. It's not an easily quoted movie, since they talk in iambic pentamiter.... but they wit and humour is excellent.

I especially love every scene where Rosencrantz makes any sort of discovery... but iis unable to show it to his friend for some reason or another... because it breaks, or doesn't do what it did when he was looking at it ^_^;

And I laughed pretty hard a the movie "Stay Tuned" as well. There's a scene where John Ritter ends up dressed like Prince in some music video (The premise of the movie is that a husband and wife get sucked into a sort of TV hell), and he's dancing around, it looks so silly. ^_^;

Satsuki

I can't help it, more lines from Clue:

So it was you! I was going to expose you.
I know. So I wish to expose myself.
Please! There are ladies present!

You kill men like a spider with flies!
Flies are where men are most vulnerable.
Right!

Waitaminnit! So who did I kill!?
My butler.
Oh, shucks.

And while I'm at it, some lines from the great Mel Brooks (please don't be offended, it is Mel Brooks after all):

"Will you please step down on the same foot at the same time! My tits are falling off!"

"We are so poor, we do not even have a language! Just a stupid accent!"

"What are your villain qualifications?
Stampeding Cattle.
That's not much of a crime.
Through the Vatican!?
Kinky. Sign here."

"How many times have I told you to wash your hands after a weekly cross burning?"

"I got it!
What?
Let's kill every first born male child in Rock Ridge.
Nah, too Jewish."

"Don't you know your left flank from your right flank!?
Sorry, sir. I flunked flank.
You flunked flank!? Get the flunk outta here!"

"Have you heard about these new guys, the Christians? They are so poor, that they only have ONE god!"

Man, I love Mel Brooks. It's like, I should be offended, but I'm too busy laughing.

bevin

I'll second the Rosencrantz and Guildenstern nod, that movie's dang funny. Especially if you know Hamlet. And I like most of the British Comedy I've seen too, like Blackadder, Red Dwarf, The Young Ones (that show makes me giggle like nobody's business), Spaced, Geeves and Wooster, and a bunch of others I can't remember right now.

There's a scene in the movie Date with an Angel (which is not a very good movie, in fact the scene I'm about to list was the only funny thing in it) where the leading man is at his rich fiance's estate trying to explain to her that the beautiful woman she saw him with in his apartment isn't his mistress, but an angel he found in his swimming pool. Said angel, who doesn't speak except in weird squawks, doesn't really get what's going on and goes off in the background of the shot to jump in the lawn sprinkler that just came on while the other two argue in the foreground. Then, unbeknownst to the male lead, the angel is skipping and bouncing out on the lawn, apparantly slips on the wet grass, falls flat on her face, and just lays there for the rest of the shot. I don't know why but that bit makes me laugh 'till I pee.

–Bevin

sanji-desu

Originally posted by Yumi@May 15 2005, 09:13 AM
**Rowan Atkinson's entire Black Adder Series.

Oh, and random moments of Harvey Birdman: Atty. At Law.
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I totally forgot about Black Adder, how could I?!

Baldrick!

Forte EXE

Hmmm…the scene from Ace Ventura Call of the Wild where he's in the dark room watching a slide show with a guy.
He makes funny shadows with his hands!

And the whole Mr Bean and Black Adder series.
THE WIERD SHAPED TURNIP!

Spawnraven

**totally forgot about Black Adder, how could I?!

Baldrick!**

Sanji, when you said Black Adder, i knew i had to write this here post.

Rowan Atkinson is a blast, and i think Black Adder is one of his best works. Keeps me laughing for hours. :D

Solar Knight

2 more!

Billy Madison
The best study game for the perverted: If you answer a question correctly, the questioner takes of their clothes (funny when Chris Farley stripped!).

American Dad

Daughter: My mom stole my boyfriend!
Stan: Your boyfriend stole my wife! Let's get back at them by dating each other!
PAUSE
Stan: Wait… daddy didn't think that through.

(Don't remember the daughter's name)

I LOVED (x infinity) the entire Black Adder series. But I guess it was the Christmas Sepcial and the Black Adder IV installments that are my absolute favorites.

I STILL collapse laughing everytime he calls Kevin Darling by his last name with that tone of voice.

Konis

Okay, this tops it… I'm watching this new British show called "Coupling".... and it's like a British version of Friends. I was laughing so hard at this one scene, I still hurt ^_^;;

One of the guys thinks he's about to get lucky, and he's been blindfolded and brought into a room by the girl he likes. Standing there, surrounded by all his friends and peers who're about to throw him a 30'th birthday surprise party... he does a full striptease. His friends are mouthing to each other to stop him, but no one does... I was laughing so hard, I was on the floor. ^_^

Forte EXE

yup.
Love Couplings.
Watch it every Thursday night.
Remember the episode where the guy has a very dirty room?

sanji-desu

I remember this recent comedy of old skits from a british comedy.

The quote, "People were so scared that married couples went in pairs".

Also I have blast with the Mtv tiny breaks with those 2 guys. I recently watched one break where a guy said that the coke has enfedamines (can't spell it).

Black Adder is just a blast to watch. Rowan Atkinson is a genious, always makes me laugh. Plus Fawlty Towers is another great comedy that I love to watch.

"God gave me eyes, but I don't use them because it wears the batteries out".