I was tempted to make this! Especially because of the Paranoia Agent topic in the Other Manga/Anime board.
What if Lil Slugger (aka Shonen Bat) took all the kids from Degrassi: The Next Generation?
BTW, I passionately hate Degrassi so I would want Lil Slugger to fuck up the whole cast. >:) That'll teach those generic, pissant Canadian teens a lesson they'll never forget!
Snake wins.
The end.
Snake? As in Solid Snake? That works. Can he kill the Degrassi kids? Would he be as brutal as inhumanly possible?
Snake as in Archie, the school teacher.
@Dr.:
Snake as in Archie, the school teacher.
How about that Christmas?
He's not going back in that thread.
Shonen Bat would beat Snake. ALL Degrassi characters are emotionally cornered so he'll lose.
Shonen Bat would beat Snake.
You know how people always say ''there is no such thing as a false opinion.''?
Well, that was just thrown out the window.
WeAllEatFood, this is a joke topic. Let's have fun and not let our opinions get in the way! 
I would just like to see Snake lose on account of the fact that he's a Degrassi character. Lighten up and have fun with the topic!
Nah, I'm to grumpy and cynical to have ''fun.''
BUT I'LL TRY MY DARNDEST!
That's better!
Personally, I would love to see Lil Slugger beat the living fuck out of Emma. She's so… lame and sulky. Emma is devoid of personality and she's annoying. Worst character in the show!
You know how people always say ''there is no such thing as a false opinion.''?
Well, that was just thrown out the window.
I lol'd
WAEF is back.
Lil Slugger should also go crazy on that one emo boy that cuts his wrists. I HATE HIM!
Or the guy who got a boner in one episode.
Oh how the kids at school went on about that.
Agreed. Fuck it, I want all those little shit teenagers to have the living fuck beat out of them!
But more importantly, that Toby kid should get tenderized by Lil Slugger. His whiny fat ass needs to get whomped.
People watch Degrassi?
Actually, I don't watch Degrassi. I read about it on Wikipedia because I was curious as to why it is so popular.
I only watch the Simpsons, Cartoon Network and Adult Swim. I'll also watch stuff like Discovery Channel and History Channel. The Internet, not TV, is my favored medium though.
Then why are you bitching about it?
Bitching about it? I'm making fun of it! Why not?
This thread made me want to go back and read "Sanford and Son vs Kingdom Hearts" to get the bad taste of my mouth.
There's a topic like that? I must read that!
Why isn't this thread in the hall of shame too
the bigot who thinks being an asshole is actually worth shit
Wow, I just noticed.
That was some mighty quick work the mods did there.
That would actually be an honor if this made the Hall of Shame too! 
We'd better just delete it then
That's fine. Believe it or not, I regret making this one. I promise no more topics today.
On the other hand, I did want to make a topic related to college, but I don't want to risk pissing everyone off more than I have already.
Yeah, let's get this topic deleted. I've had my fill of joke topics for now.
