Stupid Devil Fruit Powers

Leaf Cable

Hello again everybody! I haven't made a Devil Fruit thread in a while, so now I thought it's time again.

Here's something I've been pondering if it hasn't been pondered on yet: what powers would be completely useless/boring/stupid? I don't care what the types are (Paramecia/Logia/Zoan), what matters is that they're sucky powers.

Here's a few ideas of mine:

Cardboard Cardboard Fruit (can make cardboard)
Inch Inch Fruit (makes you grow 1 inch)
Smile Smile Fruit (you never stop smiling)
Cough Cough Fruit (you never stop coughing and can make others cough)
Brow Brow Fruit (gives you bushy eyebrows)
Hat Hat Fruit (can make hats)

What ideas do you guys have?

pokemaster95

Bushy fruits power up is to get Drunk.

Towel Towel fruit
Tweet tweet frui.(Most powerful attack "I thought I saw a putty Cat.)

King Kobra

There must be a fruit that changes your gender..

That would surely suck, specially for people like Sanji….

Mr. Lucci

Color color fruit: Allows the user to change the color of anything. It doesn't anything else though.

King Calamari

Kaboom Kaboom Fruit- You can form any sort of gun or cannon on your body except you don't shoot ammunition but a flag with the words Kaboom written on it. Fun at parties or any other public places.

Gorlom

Shark shark fruit. got to swim or you suffocate… but you cant swim. =S

rope rope fruit? unless you are Paulie that has got to be bad.

spoon spoon fruit. "there is no spoon" so what the hell does the spoon fruit do?

pork pork fruit. zoan that turns you into the domesticated pig. meaning no tusks, no agressive behaviour and no strenght, just fat.

sumo sumo fruit. if any other part then the soles of your feet touch the ground or you step out of the ring you lose.

the obvious:
water logia.
seastone paramecia

King Kobra

Reverse-Reverse-Fruit > You can't do crap beside making anything to do the opposite of what they were supposed to do.

Sponge Fruit! > Pirate Bob Square Pants!

Rollo T

The Poop Poop Fruit. How depressing would that be?

Maikeru22

Sodium Chloride Fruit (turns you into table salt…....yeah)

Vomit Fruit (the fruit tastes so bad you vomit without dying for the rest of your life)

Inside-Out Fruit (makes your organs on the outside at will)

Target Fruit (puts targets on your weak spots)

Offspring Fruit (gives you an endless supply of children, a dream more endless than finding
One Piece XD)

Music Fuit (everything you say has a tune)

Garbage Fruit (makes you smell like shit)

Maggot Fruti (turn into a maggot)

Burning Fruit (makes you go on fire, endless)

Vash The Stampede

The Question Question Fruit - makes you talk in question form
Taste Taste fruit - you can have any taste you want in your mouth
Turn Turn Fruit - lets you instantaneously turn around (good for not getting scared from behind)

Mr. Lucci

Die Die fruit: Kills you once eaten.

joekido the Second

Shut up-Shut up = This friut shuts you up forever meaning you won't talk anymore

Coffee-Coffe = Has you spill your coffee whatever you try to drink it

Bang-Bang = Has you bang your head on the wall

Bad Joke-Bad Joke = Attemped to say a joke only to have people beating you up for it

pokemaster95

close close fruit (The power some mods Have if you let this tread Die.)

lazy lazy fruit.
virgin virgin fruit.

Hawkeye

@pokemaster95:

virgin virgin fruit.

Wonder how this one works.

Generic_Soda

@joekido:

Coffee-Coffe = Has you spill your coffee whatever you try to drink it

I get the feeling that somebody's already eaten that…

@Crocodile15:

Die Die fruit: Kills you once eaten.

So what would happen if you've already eaten the Yomi Yomi fruit and then this one?

The Umbrella Man

@pokemaster95:

Towel Towel fruit

I'm guessing you've never read The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy.

pokemaster95

Im Guessing I don't want to read it.

poor poor fruit
wimp wimp fruit

Hawkeye

@pokemaster95:

Im Guessing I don't want to read it.

poor poor fruit
wimp wimp fruit

You still haven't answered my question.

Gorlom

that wasnt a question! you didnt have any ? at the end! =P

Obviously it allowes for catholic girls in deeply religious families to have premarital sex. =P

Edit: hupp. guess I was wrong apearantly it castrates you instead.

pokemaster95

Virgin Virgin Fruit means you can never have sex…...
Well If that answers you question

Anyways Poor poor fruit means you can't be rich
and Wimp wimp fruit means you will be a Coward forever.

pokemaster95

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Mr_Dark

MJ-MJ fruit. Turns into Micheal Jackson.

Hawkeye

@Mr_Dark:

MJ-MJ fruit. Turns into Micheal Jackson.

Think Jango ate that already.

*Meh*

And no one has mentioned the Aho-Aho no Mi or Baka-Baka no Mi? Those are the only two Devil Fruits I know of that truly give 'stupid' powers.

Mr. Lucci

@Generic_Soda:

So what would happen if you've already eaten the Yomi Yomi fruit and then this one?

You suffer a slow and painful death.

jmbjr

alphabet-alphabet fruit - once eaten, you'll never forget your abc's, and are even better at spelling!

fruit-fruit fruit - a regular fruit that tastes bad and makes it so you can never swim.

nothing-nothing fruit - you disapear after you eat it.

book-book fruit - allows you to turn into a book that has anything you want written in it.

I could probably come up with more, but I'm feeling lazy…

Juggernaut Bitch

@pokemaster95:

Tweet tweet fruit

The sad thing is…thats what 4kids calld Pells Tori Tori fruit (Model falcon)...

Mr. Lucci

Mouse Mouse fruit: Turns you into a small mouse. You may not turn back to normal, nor do you have any new skills in this form. You're just a mouse.

*Meh*

I protest, Book-Book Fruit has plenty of uses! Hide from pursuers in any library without ever being caught! Leave clues for your friends in instances where you're rendered speechless! (this happens alot more than you might think.) um,…become a porno mag to get your partner "in the mood". See, plenty of uses!

jmbjr

@_Meh_:

I protest, Book-Book Fruit has plenty of uses! Hide from pursuers in any library without ever being caught! Leave clues for your friends in instances where you're rendered speechless! (this happens alot more than you might think.) um,…become a porno mag to get your partner "in the mood". See, plenty of uses!

Huh, never thought about those, lol.

Compared to most of the other ones, though, it doesn't seem to be very useful in a fight or something. Still, not bad ideas. XD

Kitsune9-TailedBeast

@Crocodile15:

You suffer a slow and painful death.

No, you explode if you eat more than one devil fruit…

Archtyrant

I like the fruit-fruit fruit LOL (and when Meh mentioned it, the book fruit too, though i'd prefer someone else to have eaten it..)

swim swim fruit - lets you learn how to swim

walk walk fruit - lets you learn how to walk

eat eat fruit - lets you learn how to eat

noise noise fruit - lets you learn how to make noises with your mouth

..etc..

Selph

Gomu Gomu no mi - Body made out of rubber
Bara bara no mi - you can decapitate yourself
Sube Sube no mi - Makes your body smooth and silky
Hana Hana no mi - You can sprout your limbs like flowers from any surface

I think I've made my point… Oda takes ridicilous fruits and makes them super powerful. I mean come on... Soap fruit, Door fruit?

Lol maybe Doflamingo is a bloodbender. You saw it here first

whaleblue

bush bush fruit(paramecia)
make u become a bunch of grasses.

shit shit fruit (logia) can make yourself harder, softer, or nearly liquid. powerful but make you look stupid.

snail snail fruit (zoan) slow and weak.

AD-HD Pirate

Nerd nerd fruit. Makes you geek at once.
Tobacco tobacco fruit. You can't stop smoking.

Tanuki

@pokemaster95:

Virgin Virgin Fruit means you can never have sex…...

What happens if you've had sex and you eat this?

I already posted these in the Create your Own Devil Fruit, but here seems a better place for it:

Lilly Lilly no mi
Paramecia
Allows user to grow lilly pads on their feet to try and cross bodies of water.
Downside: Depending on users weight, depends on whether said lilly pads can actually carry your weight.

Gill Gill no mi
Paramecia(probably)
Allows user to breathe underwater. Sadly due to the devil fruit effect the user cannot move freely whilst in the sea.

Swim Swim no mi
Paramecia(again)
Allows user to swim. Although should the user or anyone ever think about the illogical nature of this fruit they will vanish in a puff of logic.

Tokoro Ataru

Some of these stupid fruits actually aren't that bad:

Book-Book makes me imagine something similar to Nodoka's Pactio: allows for the manipulation of books that determine information about a target or perhaps could create instant maps or research information

Rope-Rope would be great for someone who can manipulate whips or to swing around or to use them to create special nets

A Sound-Sound or Music-Music fruit somehow would be great for manipulation of sound waves, maybe allowing for sonic booms or "music that influences emotions". (OK, the latter I remember thanks to Hayame from "Hell Teacher Nube" but in a way it reminds me of Perona's Negative Ghosts)

Of course someone mentioned "Towel-Towel" and "The Hitchicker's Guide to the Galaxy"…

Gaiyae

What about:

The Fruit Fruit fruit (yes, you've read that right)
The Paris Paris fruit - making you completely stupid and useless at will (guess who i'm revering to)
The Existence Existence fruit - Destroys existence when eaten , including you
The Ugly Ugly fruit - makes you really ugly at will
The Grammar Grammar fruit - A fruit which i obviously didnt ate

Lobolover

box box fruit-can make anyone stuck in a box.

Tokoro Ataru

@Lobolover:

box box fruit-can make anyone stuck in a box.

Heh, in my head a Box-Box fruit would be a 3D version of the Door-Door fruit.

Ali D

What if Chopper's fruit was eaten by a human?

Kitsune9-TailedBeast

@Ali:

What if Chopper's fruit was eaten by a human?

He'd become "enlightened". Oda said it in an SBS.

Gaiyae

That makes we wonder..
Maybe Oda is planning to give Chopper a ´enlightened point´ in the future?

Brisa

@AD-HD:

Nerd nerd fruit. Makes you geek at once.

~~Coby ate that already~~

How about Fart Fart Fruit or Burp Burp Fruit? Well I don't really need to explain those. Only that maybe the Fart Fart no Mi allows you to do that Franky supah-fart (I forgot the name, you may kill me).

Leaf Cable

Swallow Swallow Fruit- uncanny power to swallow anything

Suck Suck Fruit- incredible sucking powers

Chew Chew Fruit- can chew anything

Stare Stare Fruit- can stare for long periods without blinking

Goku Goku Fruit- turns user into Son Goku

Waving Waving Fruit- user can wave good-bye in a variety of ways for unlimited periods of time

Lobolover

hed be "enlightened" and unable to swim.

BUTTERS

@Ali:

What if Chopper's fruit was eaten by a human?

Maybe It Could Became SuperMan? XD

Tokoro Ataru

@Brisa:

~~Coby ate that already~~

How about Fart Fart Fruit or Burp Burp Fruit? Well I don't really need to explain those. Only that maybe the Fart Fart no Mi allows you to do that Franky supah-fart (I forgot the name, you may kill me).

Fart-Fart would be cool, but maybe too much a Heppokomaru/Gasser clone.

Gorlom

@Ali:

What if Chopper's fruit was eaten by a human?

Various answers about enlightenment.

That got me thinking…
What if a bison ate the fruit Dalton ate?
if a falcon ate Pells fruit?
if a wolf ate the wolf fruit?
a daaschund ate lassos fruit?
a giraffe ate kaku?
a geopard ate the cat fruit model leopard? or if a leopard ate it?
if a prairiedog ate the mole fruit?

btw... what if a door ate the door fruit?

@BUTTERS:

Maybe It Could Became SuperMan? XD

What if Superman ate the bat fruit???? =S

Kitsune9-TailedBeast

@Gorlom:

That got me thinking…
What if a bison ate the fruit Dalton ate?
if a falcon ate Pells fruit?
if a wolf ate the wolf fruit?
a daaschund ate lassos fruit?
a giraffe ate kaku?
a geopard ate the cat fruit model leopard? or if a leopard ate it?
if a prairiedog ate the mole fruit?

btw... what if a door ate the door fruit?

Or if a sword ate Mr 1's fruit?