What will you do if you meet Eiichiro Oda?

dirt monkey AL

Run away into the sunset with him.

tigerlilly

can i come too?? O_O

Well i would tell him that i love his work and stuff, but ask him why the hell kuina had to fall down those stairs!! it´s really the only thing that bothers me… I wanted her to die in a more... heroic...way..

Gojita

bow and continue to say. "I am not worthy"

afterstorm

I said, "You're crazy, Sir!! Surely.."

"Oh uh.. Yes, I am.. Who are you?"

"I am Spandaman.."

"Uhr err what? Spandam? Pandaman?"

AWB

Bow to him. Bow to him endlessly.

Silver R. Bolt

Draw him a picture.

JonDarkwood

If he'd sit down and have lunch or coffee with me, i'd talk to him about how he draws his inspiration from so many sources and combines them to make things so interesting.

I would want to learn as much as I can from him.

firecrouch · Blog last updated 01/31/2013:

Oh shit! I had a weird dream last night, I was at a convention panel for Eiichiro Oda, with the usual Q & A session with the translator, but Oda was a middle-aged woman! What does it mean?

King Kobra

@firecrouch:

Oh shit! I had a weird dream last night, I was at a convention panel for Eiichiro Oda, with the usual Q & A session with the translator, but Oda was a middle-aged woman! What does it mean?

Perhaps you're Gay for Oda….....

or................

Maybe you believe in your subconsciousness that Oda's wife is actually the mastermind behind the greatness of One Piece....

firecrouch · Blog last updated 01/31/2013:

@Kaimei-Karasuhebi:

Perhaps you're Gay for Oda….....

or................

Maybe you believe in your subconsciousness that Oda's wife is actually the mastermind behind the greatness of One Piece....

Hell no to the 16th character.

King Kobra

Anyways, I would ask Oda what kind of ghost he would like to be because I once had a dream where people could choice between two types of ghosts when they died(Invisible ghosts capable of coming in contact with the material world and visible ghosts that do crap like the ones of HP). In my dream I picked the invisible type so I could have lots of fun as a pervo phantom. :P

I would ask him what ever tempted him to give One Piece to 4Kids :blink:

btw, Oda probably knows English.

firecrouch · Blog last updated 01/31/2013:

@Hyena:

I would ask him what ever tempted him to give One Piece to 4Kids :blink:

btw, Oda probably knows English.

What could possibly make you think that Oda makes the decision on who licenses his anime on the international market?

btw, Oda speaks as much English as the average Japanese person, which isn't much.

CP9-Fan

I would probably get his autograph and maybe ask if he's going to continue creating more One Piece episodes (because One Piece rules).

choperman

I would ask him to marry me

Yangzter027

Challenge him to a starin contest

sasuke6000

I would ask him if Oj really did it

choperman

@sasuke6000:

I would ask him if Oj really did it

That's fuckin awesome, how come i didn't think of that

Hiroy

I'd shit myself. In other words, I died in front of him.

sasuke6000

@choperman:

That's fuckin awesome, how come i didn't think of that

Because to see if OJ relly did it is my dream p.s If anyone here meets Kubo please take a picture I've never seen a photo of him and ask him if OJ did it on camera. P.S isn't it dumb that Kubo is going to a mainly american Comic show or is that just me

probably won't notice him because i don't know how he looks…
or just maybe say "I LOOOOVE UUUUU" and say thank u for bringing one peace in our lives...
seriously i have no idea but i am sure i am going to be super happy

KittytheClueless

RUN, BITCH! CALL 911!!!!

Well, I'd actually keep my distance, I think.

Why?

Kitty don't have any self esteem, foo'!

I would ask him, however, how he was able to pull off making such a cracktastic group of assassins, and to have his mind.

NorseFTX

If I just saw him while passing by, I probably wouldn't say anything so that there wouldn't be a scene, but I'd be excited that I saw him in person. I probably would look away to keep myself from yelling out his name.

If we actually met face-to-face, then…
Hm...
I always wanted to ask him what Luffy would think of me if I ever met him. Luffy has a freaky ability in judging a person, and I'm kind of wondering what he'd think of me.

Sonsaiy

I’d ask him what his favourite classic cartoon was, series or specific episodes of a series.
I'm pretty sure he’d say anything by Tex Avery.
Then I’d ask him if there are any current/recent cartoons that he liked.

So yeah, discussion on cartoons.

I don’t think I would ask anything from him aside from a signature and I doubt I would ask him anything about One Piece.

my response: …................ OMG, DUDE!! WHAT THE!, HOW DID I DIE (and actually land in heaven) IT MUST BE CAUSA ALL DA BOOZE!

Cyborg009

ask him to consider a crossover cameo for his One Piece characters in Kingdom Hearts.

DartG

I don't see that happening in a million years.

I'd ask him to make a Pandaman Cover series

pandamon

I'd ask him about sanji's left eye which is still mysterious until now…

Hitotsumami

My face would probably explode.

King_Ty

ask him if he wants to go to KFC with me

TekkaiJon

i will ask him when will zoro be better than mihawk and i will ask him to tell me everything bout zoro!

Kishido

I would ask him if Sanji will stop smoking in the end and if Nami and him will be a couple.

Cuz stop smoking = more endurance =D

Kitsune Inferno

I'd ask him when the Funimation dub is coming back on TV, you know, cause I'm an ass like that.

kyaserine

Something boring like "Can I have your autograph?" then thank him for all his hardwork, because I'm not the type of person who goes zOMGWTFBBQJKLSDFKLSADJF!!!1111!

GumGumBattleAxe

If I met Eiichiro Oda himself, I would act really impressed and enthralled. I would sound really stupid and then I would ask him "Are you REALLY Oda Sensei?" When he would say "Yes" I would reply "Crap…....I was hoping you'd actually HAVE AN AFRO!!!!!!"

Tizoc

I will ask him if Sanji had sex with Nami already…and if he did with Robin and Vivi....and to some weird extent, Zoro.

I'd kneel down on my knee's as say 'Teach me'

Shuurajou

I AM NOT WORTHY!!!! -bows own and kisses his feet-

oda: not another one =A=…

Kuminator

Crazy Japanese Lady Whose Husband Was Fired : I Kill Him … (Shifty Eyes) ...

Palochka

I'd force him to do the Franky pose/dance with me in public.

ssj2sanji

ask him if sanji wiil go super sayan and wheres one piece so i will go get it

McLeven

"Please, teach me master."
And train as hard as they did in the time skip of I have to.

RamistaR

Even though he has no need for it, I will offer him a gold pillar.

OneKey

I would think that the main thing anyone would do, whether you're limited to a few words or not, is to thank the man. The rest can be imagined by fujoshis.

Jack O. Falltrades

Kidnap him.. Thats the only logical thing a fan would do

Cein T

Cry and bow to the ground, thank him for his super-damn-awesome-hard work, say thank to his wife to always take care of Oda, say thank to his mom who has given birth to him, and asked him whether he needs another assistants for his manga. i'll forever be his manga's assistant if he want to recruit me as his nakama.

Cutty Fram

This thread is pure cringe'nes xD

Persian

Ask for his autograph, tell him that One Piece is one of the things that saved my life (As weird as it may sound… I almost gave up on life when I was diagnosed with thyroid cancer. What made me decide to fight was my love for my family and the fact that I really wanted to see what my favorite series of anime/manga, cartoon, tv show and videogames will do in the future. Since One Piece is my number 1 fav anime/manga... But don't worry, I'm fine now. I'm officially cured for now. I just need regular checkup to be sure that it will never spread elswere and medicine to replace what my removed thyroid gland is supposed to do). I might also ask him to draw some Buggy fanservice...

Cein T

@pandamon:

I'd ask him about sanji's left eye which is still mysterious until now…

Dude, seriously? Dont you notice which is sanji's eyes that show up after time skip? It's his left eye, right?
The mistery of sanji eyes has closed!!! jengjett

Hasumi_Emi

@Cein:

Dude, seriously? Dont you notice which is sanji's eyes that show up after time skip? It's his left eye, right?
The mistery of sanji eyes has closed!!! jengjett

Check time stamps. That post is from 2008.

As for me, I'd first find out if it's OK to hug him, then give him a hug if it is. Then I would thank him for creating something that makes me so happy. There are so many moments in One Piece that crack me up, and especially anything involving Brook makes me smile quite often. I recently saw the episode from the Fishman Island arc where he recites a Haiku after defeating his opponent, and the Haiku had me in giggle-fits the rest of the day and the next. And pretty much everything about his initial introduction makes me smile and laugh every time I watch it. I have found no better anti-depressant so far than One Piece and that adorable, wonderful skeleton named Brook.