Googlisms - Lulz Galore

[Earthworm Zim]

http://www.googlism.com/

This thing is awesome. You type in your name/place/possessions/tounge and it comes up with a bunch of random sentences about you.

earthworm is drowning

Shi-(dead)

earthworm is shaped exactly like any other worm

Then why do I have my own name

earthworm is an example of a ____________ worm one answer only

?

earthworm is a type

So, they found out my terrible secret.

earthworm is made up of more than 100 segments

They all have 1000000000 HP

earthworm is 70% protein

70 segments made entirely out protein…..

earthworm is vulnerable

That's bullshi-(dead)

earthworm is certainly a giant amongst the 3

The other two being my hands

EDIT: I'd reccomend only putting one word in here, and only using one that exists.

earthworm is non

Short for Anonymous

earthworm is an example of a foraging herbivorous annelid

An annelid is a term given to animals under the phylum "annelida"

earthworm is actually an extremely useful animal

I'm of no use to soiety at all.

earthworm is a well

I'm full of candy.

earthworm is a character from james and the giant peach from the author roald dahl

Funny, I've never read that.

earthworm is filled with the intestines

So there is only one set intestines in thw world and I have them.

[Tsuchirinhon]

"Sorry, Google doesn't know enough about cyringohn yet."

Rild knows more about Gohn than Google does, apparently.

[Aldrich]

aldric is in an excellent condition
aldric is searching for that
aldric is sort of my outsider side
aldric is a man now and can take care of himself
aldric is asking a private audience with you before high
aldric is about six feet tall
aldric is going about his daily duties
aldric is just dumb and had no idea that he looked threatening with a quarter
aldric is cool
aldric is a high
aldric is with them
aldric is
aldric is back in action
aldric is a 7
aldric is bezig met een schrijfoefening uit de taalmakkerskist
aldric is transformed
aldric is blown away
aldric is the snotty little bastard child of my sister
aldric is little more than a beast
aldric is huge
aldric is in the lower right corner and student depaul aubert grieser
aldric is seated at the far right
aldric is pushing a movement sure to get party people back out on the dance
aldric is talking to the closest random
aldric is studying his books
aldric is now known

[jmbjr]

Funny how all of the sentences about me couldn't possibly be more wrong.

[Mr. All Sunday]

! andré is going to save is 'kidnapped' love
andré is looking for test
andré is on the n202
andré is oor die algemeen bekend om sy stille diplomasie in die huis
andré is one of these
andré is celebrated for her friendly manner and high energy presentations containing informative practical training techniques that inspire change
andré is a tourist resort par excellence
andré is open daily
andré is the ideal setting for prestigious receptions
andré is jealous of lucienne?s beauty
andré is not yet ready for formal education
andré is nal's new director
andré is still oscar's constant companion
andré is in the process of studying for his gia
andré is going to costa rica
andré is shot on a bridge
andré is not only a force to be reckoned with in the academic field
andré is opgericht in
andré is still a virgin
andré is not only an excellent photographer
andré is sitting in the passenger seat
andré is president of thornton management consulting
andré is the grandson of her nurse
andré is a consultant with senior executive experience acquired over 25 years in private industry
andré is daar niet lang circusartiest gebleven
andré is a small village just a few kilometres from grand falls
andré is completing a ph
andré is believed to have been taken from her home in grand haven post
andré is our big teddybear
andré is editor of the monadnock review
andré is one of canada's few 7 string guitarists
andré is determined to expand and improve his network and has left his own business to run itself while he gets eblockwatch ?off the ground
andré is located within the watershed protection area of the billings reservoir
andré is 625
andré is redesigning
andré is a multi
andré is op 15 juni 1976 geboren in hilversum
andré is na zijn mbo opleiding een jaar vrachtwagenchauffeur geweest in militaire dienst
andré is in almost constant demand as an expert; there was moped and at present there is appeal
andré is excelling in mr
andré is about to leave the room when oscar stops him
andré is not at fault
andré is a british national living in germany who speaks english
andré is de middelste van drie kinderen; broer emiel is twee jaartjes ouder
andré is in the nywc
andré is a soft
andré is in a
andré is coaching jeanne on liszt's funérailles
andré is the band's original "french frog"
andré is a committee member of the johannesburg attorneys association and is the convener of the company and estates subcommittee of that committee
andré is helpless on the ground
andré is
andré is in the best shape of his life
andré is currently writing "modern jazz guitar styles"
andré is geboren in 1963
andré is known and respected throughout the business community of atlanta for not only his creative skills
andré is going to add a new dimension to the team and they are going to wonder why they never looked at him before
andré is targeting sales to a population of 500
andré is 'n beautifull songwriter
andré is owning a complementary domaine in the rhône valley including a prestigious property of
andré is a conceptual designer on the leading edge of museum design
andré is white with the town arms in the centre
andré is also responsible for the large inventory of components required to build fibre optic networks
andré is an agronomist and has a master degree in management and is currently a doctoral candidate at the school of economics and business
andré is also pleased with
andré is supergrappig
andré is working on the development of conformance tests for dsrc equipment by using the formal specification languages sdl
andré is not exactly built like a great hulking brute; and yet
andré is geboren te veenendaal in 1966 is ongehuwd en heeft één zoon van vier jaar oud
andré is allereerst de voetbal op groot scherm te brengen
andré is tijdens zijn tweede collegejaar voorzitter geweest de studievereniging van de grafisch management opleiding en heeft zich in dit verband bezig
andré is looking at the pheasants
andré is determined that no one will steal from him and get away with it
andré is on
andré is now committed to grunting when he has produced a sound that he enjoys
andré is partner at holland consulting group and a lecturer at the university of amsterdam

Germany lol

[Rixter]

rixter is niet een officieel member
rixter is still felt by all
rixter is aan het modden geweest

[taboo]

taboo is the nintendo entertainment system version of the occult and ancient tarot system of divination of future events

taboo is
taboo is a
taboo is not to be mentioned
taboo is something unmentionable
taboo is reincarnation
taboo is obvious by its absence in sexual advice books
taboo is not an understatement
taboo is neither a one
taboo is not race
taboo is a memoir that is poetic and almost fragmentary

[Sanctum]

sanctum is here to help you
sanctum is under construction
sanctum is owned

! sanctum is here to help you
sanctum is under construction
sanctum is owned
sanctum is your sanctuary in denver
sanctum is a new division of like a cat
sanctum is a wonderful collection of art of various types that was gathered together from fellow kindred spirits i have had the pleasure of encountering
sanctum is not the place to be seen
sanctum is set in a beautiful valley between the vineyards of manilva and the famous roman baths
sanctum is a game made by digital addiction and is played over the internet in 1 on 1 games
sanctum is pleased to announce ibm tivoli risk manager integration in its ongoing commitment to bring application
sanctum is simply one of wellington's best
sanctum is a new way to live in the city
sanctum is facing east and is to the left of perumal sanctum
sanctum is the place to come for anything religious
sanctum is built
sanctum is latin for "sacred" and can mean
sanctum is similar to a dorm room
sanctum is the only peaceful place in oddworld
sanctum is committed to developing the world's leading web application security solutions that help protect a company's critical digital assets against
sanctum is leading the fight to prevent all types of web application hacking
sanctum is now available over the 'net in adobe acrobat format
sanctum is staffed with writers
sanctum is a new band from the cold meat industry label
sanctum is what people like you make it
sanctum is free
sanctum is an ayurvedic herb
sanctum is covered with rows of figures sculptured in relief
sanctum is designed such that once a year
sanctum is built against the back wall and the main shrine has a shivalinga along with a nandi
sanctum is funded by blue
sanctum is a link index i maintain
sanctum is password protected area in the site
sanctum is not an exception
sanctum is a unique suite of rooms furnished in eclectic and eccentric splendour
sanctum is updated? click here
sanctum is made from pure granite and is inscribed with scenes of amon being presented to the people in the annual festival of opet
sanctum is latin for sacred heart
sanctum is a taut two
sanctum is one of my favorite bands of all times
sanctum is the leading web application security company providing automatic enforcement of intended business processes to ensure the protection of core
sanctum is commonly used in cough
sanctum is the headquarters of the magus
sanctum is too powerful to tackle alone
sanctum is a thoughtful and unique gift expressing a wide variety of sentiments
sanctum is here to provide you with convenient
sanctum is helping him to make yahoo one of the safest and most stable
sanctum is ineligible to leave bones files
sanctum is the combined effort of many people to bring the fun of vtm and wod to the world of vp for us to enjoy
sanctum is run under the aegis of the grand lodge by its magister michael nowicki
sanctum is a painting of 'mare' the love god who is shown dissuading buddha from practicing penance
sanctum is lost
sanctum is scheduled for approx
sanctum is finally acknowledged as one of the treasures of the order of hermes
sanctum is prepared
sanctum is a fast
sanctum is plain inside
sanctum is a two
sanctum is a trademark of digital addiction
sanctum is a strategic
sanctum is the round castle resting on the dark shrouded shores of purgatory
sanctum is the meeting place for those that work on the project
sanctum is the pro
sanctum is runner
sanctum is composed of four rooms
sanctum is mother parasakti and in accordance with tantra sastra to indicate she is the most powerful
sanctum is appscan
sanctum is all about
sanctum is the first game i've seen that attempts to seriously exploit these advantages
sanctum is quite big and is 15 feet high
sanctum is particularly imposing
sanctum is comprised of two and only two members
sanctum is a cave or room the light will be something else of your choosing
sanctum is a trademark of nioga
sanctum is back from the dead posted under site promos by ephemerae on wednesday october 25 2000 @ 09
sanctum is a space where one is safe from intrusion; a sacred place
sanctum is here
sanctum is misted and boasts a vitality pool
sanctum is accomplished through the use of imagemaps
sanctum is open

[Bee's Wing]

The first result I got scares me D:.
elena is mark

My best friend's name is Mark. I've known him for nigh on nine years now >_>.

! elena is a single mexican woman from hermosillo
elena is a single ukrainian woman
elena is reverent
elena is reverent_thumb
elena is standing in the middle here
elena is a very special 'package'
elena is too cute elena roberts thumbnail?
elena is not a very powerful gymnast right now
elena is physically advanced and emotionally stable
elena is the title of this work
elena is a forum for legal practitioners who aim to promote the highest human rights standards for the treatment of refugees
elena is reputably cold and unemotional
elena is in mourning for her brother federigo d'austria who has been executed as a traitor
elena is accused of being the perpetrator in order to cover up her stealing
elena is a werewolf who has left her pack
elena is a composite drawn from several real people
elena is pretty impossible at this point
elena is a striking example of how hiv/aids does not discriminate against anyone
elena is the reigning world and olympic champion in the horse vault
elena is doing inverted giant circles in the top photograph
elena is a mistress of the blood magick

[animegirl_117]

Heh, this seems like fun.

! > crystal is back
! :o
! > crystal is here
! How did they know..
! > crystal is cheap
! No I'm not!
! > crystal is transparent
! I do realize people can see right through me, but that is ridiculous..
! > crystal is "7"
! I'm not THAT tall :sad:
! > crystal is about 4
! Try adding 10 to that.
! > crystal is found almost everywhere you see white quartz rock on the ground
! Girls do like jewlery… >.>
! > crystal is first cooled to 100 k with liquid nitrogen
! Huh?
! > crystal is from brazil and arkansas
! I'm from California >.>
! > crystal is a dark complexion girl with a medium yet muscular frame
! No i'm not.. I'm light skinned.
! > crystal is maneuvered into the oil and the mother liquor and/or other crystal fragments are stripped off by pushing the crystal around in the oil
! …
! > crystal is the crystal of death or outcasting
! Oh yeah, that makes me feel better.
! > crystal is amazing
! Why thank you.
! > crystal is priced at $400
! I didn't know I'm so expensive.
! > crystal is a seme
! o_O ??

[Kuroneko]

kuroneko is white instead of black (what the fuck?)
kuroneko is sort of the trigun mascot
kuroneko is something of an oddity
kuroneko is on the floor
kuroneko is female (nooo >_>)
kuroneko is a black cat with big green eyes
kuroneko is having a date
kuroneko is a sort of mascot of nightow
kuroneko is seen on a leash
kuroneko is kuroneko (oh really?)
kuroneko is an eternal mystery
kuroneko is mine
kuroneko is now known as you <surlygub>no
kuroneko is a character created by nightow in one of his first comics
kuroneko is a random occurence
kuroneko is a stunner
kuroneko is so cute
kuroneko is currently finding something we can fill out and put up here in order for you to learn more about us
kuroneko is dus de japanse naam van die kat
kuroneko is good for the soul anyway
kuroneko is as much a study of the samurai ethical code
kuroneko is the disturbing cat with the really big glowing eyes by the way
kuroneko is cool
kuroneko is the name of the stuffed toy in the picture up there
kuroneko is always demanding to be pet and carried
kuroneko is ranked 104 and has played for 6m in 30 days
kuroneko is very front
kuroneko is really a black cat
kuroneko is ashley?s pet
kuroneko is the haunting story of a mother and a daughter
kuroneko is cute</surlygub>

[mr_bushido]

bushido is the code
bushido is never dull
bushido is the place to be
bushido is open to all ages and types of people
bushido is a concept
bushido is only published in french
bushido is refered in the next paragraph
bushido is forged in the maru
bushido is lost to modern man
bushido is not earth shaking but timeless
bushido is a way of dying

[Mr. Evil]

mr. evil is the owner of this site
mr. evil is jewish
mr. evil is apprehended by the proper authorities
mr. evil is probably a friend of dear mr
mr. evil is ugly… but he looks really familiar??? c
mr. evil is responsible for the legendary remix of the "impossible to remix" daft punk song "one more time" as well as the dub remix of "papua new guinea" by
mr. evil is played by a dragon
mr. evil is already there~ oh no
mr. evil is the owner of a children’s bookshop
mr. evil is the son of god
mr. evil is carrying ricos
mr. evil is talking about in egm and it's actually more like a rpg
mr. evil is looking for a spelling tutor he might want to call me
mr. evil is never going to
mr. evil is ranked 137 and has played for 3h35m in 14 days real name
mr. evil is finally brought to justice
mr. evil is as evil does
mr. evil is the dark side of nick
mr. evil is beside himself with grief
mr. evil is up to no good as usual

…

AHAHAHAHA WHAT

[Cap'n Carter]

carter is one of the air masters
carter is dead
carter is a trojan horse"
carter is south florida's oldest and largest marine
carter is a hottie
carter is mean
carter is questioned
carter is god like
carter is life
carter is one of the air masters
carter is dead

[Kei]

This was the best of all of mine:

kei is one spunky piggie

[Generic_Soda]

generic is misleading in its compat
generic is server
generic is geting lame
generic is geting lame to
generic is not available
generic is a boy in a world where he doesn't understand things
generic is that its algorithms and containers are extensible
generic is quite simply the finest bar in north america
generic is only 1 cent less
generic is cheaper
generic is approved for
generic is considered to be as safe and as effective as its brand name alternative

This one made me lol

generic is an adjective describing a christian

[Buuhan1]

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[Buuhan1]

! > kyle is eating squid right now
! I wish I was…mmm, squid...
! > kyle is so dam gay
! Yes, I'm "dam" happy. (not really, meh)
! > kyle is on my side"
kyle is a high
kyle is loved
kyle is very particular about his
kyle is still here
kyle is in charge of this forum
kyle is watching
kyle is damnfine
kyle is da man
kyle is mine kyle is mine kyle is mine kyle is mine kyle is mine kyle is mine kyle is mine kyle is mine kyle is mine kyle is mine kyle is mine
! > kyle is devastated and cant breathe
! That's not good…
! > kyle is the leader of the nanza border guards
kyle is 6'1" tall
kyle is the 1
kyle is now in crazytown
kyle is on two medications for seizures –
kyle is a happy little boy who occasionally laughs inappropriately
! Some awesome ones here.
! > kyle is a 9 year old boy with a diagnosis of cerebral palsy
kyle is a licensed clinical social worker and nationally certified by the nasw's academy of certified
kyle is blessed with 1940s matinee idol looks
kyle is dead
kyle is immediately put on temporary duty assigned to outpost 42345 on the frontier
kyle is a little purple at first
kyle is a very loving and friendly boy
kyle is on the plane"
kyle is approximately 914
kyle is a very lucky boy
kyle is back
! > kyle is the son of michael and deborah cook of flat rock
kyle is the son of alex and marissa abrams of clinton township
! Who the hell are they?
! > kyle is a bold talent who can weave a spell of danger or delight with equal skill
kyle is a typical highland village lying at the foot of the hills on the sea across from the isle of skye
kyle is the third ce yager professor of geology at the university of texas at austin
kyle is a little shaken up by the parallax view issues

kyle is about to make his move

[Aoi Neko]

aoineko is right
aoineko is > right

[Daisuke CP9]

daisuke is hungry ok?
daisuke is hungry ok? more daisuke & monano
daisuke is the cute boy bishounen that is dumped by his first crush
daisuke is usually paired with
daisuke is a little too plain for her
daisuke is kawaii
daisuke is the type of person everyone wants as a friend
daisuke is a very independent
daisuke is a quiet and laid back boy
daisuke is an awesome character
daisuke is really what i want my boyfriend/husband to be like when i get older
daisuke is the new leader in digimon 02
daisuke is the leader of the new digidestineds
daisuke is surprised when jinpachi asks him to reveal his key word
daisuke is also familiar with shusuran
daisuke is doomed
daisuke is such a happy and joyous boy
daisuke is extremely fragile
daisuke is calling the police yoriko is kidnapped
daisuke is a trait carried down through the generations of niwa males
daisuke is a 14 year old jr
daisuke is a little rude
daisuke is going home to ply his wares
daisuke is very loyal to the "dreaming princess" hinoto
daisuke is the poor innocent donor
daisuke is a young man of confidence and muted arrogance
daisuke is our toothachingly cute 14
daisuke is at home
daisuke is seiichiro's nephew and a wind elementalist like his uncle
daisuke is the new leader of the digidestined
daisuke is cute too
daisuke is a rather normal
daisuke is the only person satoshi could really call a 'friend' and he is usually found hanging around the spiky
daisuke is pretty average
daisuke is rejected by his first love
daisuke is now alone
daisuke is
daisuke is like the emperor's son
daisuke is a character in the japanese animation
daisuke is the professional baseball player for the seibu lions in the pacific league
daisuke is able to say that he has no
daisuke is the next 'dark'
daisuke is scared
daisuke is used to this
daisuke is jealous of dark because he gets more attention from the girl's than him
daisuke is cool
daisuke is a shodan and has been studying martial arts since 1993
daisuke is the main character of dnangel
daisuke is struggling through represents
daisuke is a writer living from his father's endowment without any intention to get married
daisuke is the one with the darker hair
daisuke is the guitarist for e
daisuke is a force to be reckoned with
daisuke is more of the rash one
daisuke is going to play to win
daisuke is of the ultimate level
daisuke is also part of the following groups
daisuke is the main way for this deck to take provinces
daisuke is insecure about a lot of things
daisuke is a jerk
daisuke is also the only person who is really friends with him out of everyone
daisuke is pretty much an average boy
daisuke is een professioneel muzikant die sinds 1989 aan een fors aantal cd's als side
daisuke is dark
daisuke is possibly the only friend
daisuke is a relatively minor character in this series
daisuke is going to make this school fun
daisuke is sitting in a tree as towa
daisuke is; hiwatari replies that he doesn't know
daisuke is the all time best digidestined
daisuke is a minorly disabled japanese u of o student
daisuke is the main character of the doujinshi
daisuke is cute
daisuke is such an optimist
daisuke is definitely down
daisuke is on a mission to complicate things
daisuke is fated to become the thief dark mousy on his fourteenth birthday
daisuke is the first one to forgive ken and pleads him to join the group
daisuke is "boring" and dark is gorgeous
daisuke is a bounty hunter
daisuke is hiragi
daisuke is singing "rap"
daisuke is totally obsessed with the opposite sex
daisuke is getting rocky though

[Cochise]

I don't quite see the hilarity in any of this.

[Tommy Swoes]

Tom is available to share the testimony of how god miraculously delivered him from pornography addiction and sexual perversion with your church or other group.

Seriously.

[mr_bushido]

@Cochise: I think it's less about hilarity and more about boredom.

[Sanctum]

cochise never sees the toast

[Cr4zy]

! kevin lee is the man
kevin lee is one of those writers
kevin lee is loaded with new songs from his new album loaded
kevin lee is a filmmaker living in new york
kevin lee is back on the streets again with a new cd release loaded
kevin lee is one of those rare performers who not only keeps the flame a burning
kevin lee is in his seventh season as the host of the pacers radio network
kevin lee is the host of wibc's sportstalk program each evening as well as the host of
kevin lee is a norwich
kevin lee is not in the all
kevin lee is one of la's most clever theremin players
kevin lee is a filmmaker living and working in new york
kevin lee is the first
kevin lee is
kevin lee is a member of the molecular physiology group
kevin lee is the host of wibc's sportstalk program as well as the pregame and postgame host of the pacers radio network
kevin lee is tied for 79th place
kevin lee is tied for
kevin lee is the founder/ceo of reakosys inc
kevin lee is set to return to the owls next season following off season shoulder surgery
kevin lee is a presenter
kevin lee is a former anjung yonsuwon teacher who started his teaching career in korea in 1995 then won a master's from the
kevin lee is a doctoral student at the university of chicago divinity school
kevin lee is chief executive officer of did
kevin lee is ceo of did
kevin lee is a senior from raleigh
kevin lee is professor of classics
kevin lee is a very experienced sports journalist with an excellent knowledge of golf in the west country and his chapter introductions are packed with
kevin lee is a research assistant professor in the department of physics and the coordinator of behlen observatory
kevin lee is a research assistant professor in the department of physics and astronomy and also works as the coordinator of behlen observatory
kevin lee is the only member who has run 1/2" gage locomotives at ggls track in recent times
kevin lee is back
kevin lee is cool
kevin lee is a singer/songwriter in a modern rock with a hook vein and an exciting live performer
kevin lee is the founder and director of business skills training
kevin lee is new executive director
kevin lee is president of walker & lee inc
kevin lee is optimistic that many young people from this area will seize this opportunity to express their anxieties and their outlook on life and the problems
kevin lee is third
kevin lee is the harpist
kevin lee is a seasoned traveller
kevin lee is in the background
kevin lee is on hand in san francisco to demo the new version of ppcmax
kevin lee is found not guilty because his wife apparently is having an affair and is setting him up to look guilty where she and her "lover" can have the money
kevin lee is a computer consultant
kevin lee is also responsible today for review number 2100
kevin lee is proud to live in cincinatti
kevin lee is home and doing fine
kevin lee is a neurological surgeon with subspecialty in pain and parkinson's disease
kevin lee is movin baq
kevin lee is in japan right now in a jet program and is also working as an assistant english teacher
kevin lee is frantic
kevin lee is lending a hand to ritchie lui who is flying a power kite during the remembrance day fun fly at garry point
kevin lee is ceo if did
kevin lee is a 25 year old student that resides in redwood city
kevin lee is in process of
kevin lee is sitting here and he was responsible for me getting my first job for the city and george oetken was the one that got me up there
kevin lee is a regular contributor of hunting information to this site
kevin lee is well known among hollywood's a
kevin lee is executive director of scadding court community centre
kevin lee is professor of classics at the university of sydney
kevin lee is mean
kevin lee is a self
kevin lee is playing good melodic poprock like bryan adams
kevin lee is a sales
kevin lee is video editor
kevin lee is soo
kevin lee is still living
kevin lee is 25th in the triple jump
kevin lee is 19th at 44
kevin lee is not as good and noble a person as harm's father was
kevin lee is coming to korea as well
kevin lee is actually the man he is going to end up defending
kevin lee is best korean ever
kevin lee is perfect? aka

holy shit this thing is GENIUS

[Necronomicon]

"necronomicon is de titel van een oorspronkelijk fictief boek"-What does that mean?

"necronomicon is believed to be"-Believed to be what? I want to know!

"necronomicon is not to be fucked with"-I'm not that badass

"necronomicon is nothing"-Thats great for self-esteem.

"necronomicon is my textbook"-I don't want to be read for homework.

All the others I got were about the book or a hentai.

[Gorlom]

-is the ideal spot for a honeymoon
-is also organizing a very special midsummernight
-is already working on it

-is superlative

-is fully licensed

-is said to have especially enjoyed spending time in the attic above the third floor

-is the standard submachine gun of the swedish army

(the ones i found to be the funniest. not posting what i used to get them though =P)

[Bellamy]

- bellamy is a proud member of the vickie's vixens webring

Lies and slander.