I need random, funny one liners to insert into conversations to be annoying. Something like "I can't believe it's not butter" or "Where are my polka-dot pants?" would be perfect.
Random one liners
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I'm a fan of "Needs Bacon."
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Why would you want to be annoying =/?
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It's funny.
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I don't know…
Fake an orgasm like from the movie "When Harry met Sally" -
say "yes" to everything, no matter the type of question.
ex.
-so, shall we dine chinese or tex-mex tonight?
-yes.
-yes… to chinese or tex-ex?
-yes.
-I asked you a question, and I'd like you to give a civil answer.
-yes
-goes psycho
-yes.a void look in the eyes helps a lot.
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