You may think you know who the greatest man in the world is… But what you don't know, is that there is someone greater then all things known in existence. His name? Quandimino... The man that has never appeared, or never disappeared. The man with no crappy voice actor, no bad qualities, or bad fan art. Fan Girls? Don't worry... They don't scream for him, so they don't spoil anything about him... Does he even exist? No one knows, but one thing is for sure... Quandimino pwns all! What do you think? Good enough story for a random "better at all for no specific reason" kinda guy? Need to know before I go using him…
The Greatest Man in Existence…
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This is wrong. Groucho Marx pwns all, followed by Dirty Harry.
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What about Patrick?
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Can someone answer the question, then get to the arguing of who is the real unstoppable for no reason guy?
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Hmm, this guy needs a story or at least a story concerning him as a third party.
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Well, according to legend, he saves people from giant evil spirits known as blurry thingys… Coincidentally, the only ones saved from these creatures were either drunk, high, or retarded... Besides that, he has only appeared in Animes and Movies as a blurry background character... Reason? How the hell am I supposed to know? Something about an evil organization chasing him for some secret of the meaning of life or something...
(That's the way the people talking about him say the story...)
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Wow, so how he became famous if he only saves drunk/retarted people? Oh yeah, maybe those high people told so… At least Groucho used to save the healthy widow.
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I heard he has nine fingers on one hand, like a cat who has nine lives, only he originally had 12 lives.
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Wait, 12 lives….unknown to the world...saving us from things we can see/think of.....
he doesn't travel around in a Big Blue Box and calls himself the Doctor does he?
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I forgot to mention he saved a lot of other people, but they never notice… In reality, he's the reason every Anime character survive the attacks they experience...
(For Nine fingers, you talking about Quandimino? Just making sure before I agree on that...)
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Yup, definitaly the Doctor XD Or at least sounds like him….
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(You do realize all these reports are pointing out he doesn't exist right? He's basically an excuse for doing something nice without someone knowing, or what to say when someone ask who can win…)
Quandimino also has the ability to look like an Anime character, have no DBZ like Energy moves, and still have kick ass moves... Some say he beat WB without even moving, causing WB to become a drinker just to remove the memory of his defeat.
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He has a reputation for saving retarded, drunk, or high people. And the villains are "blurry things." Well… it sounds original, to say the least.
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Who was Quandimino's worst enemy by the way?
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Quandinimo… The Shape shifter that usually appears as the long haired psychos that get all the fan girls for reasons unknown...
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ahh i understand–-Quandimino is chuck norris!!! ..
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Good theory. but how do you explain the fact he was in One Piece at the Alabasta end and the Gol D Roger execution?
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I heard he ate some weird fruits that make him rubbery, has nine tails and that he has tribal mask stashed a way that makes him ultra powerful. Oh and did I mention his hair is alive?
(I made that up)
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I heard that he can fly and has a talent for disruption…
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No one has a photo of him… The ability to fly, that could explain things... NineTails could explain his powers, and the mask could be what kept him a secret for centuries...
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His true name is not "Quandimino." His true name cannot be spoken, for if it could, it could also be blasphemed.
He does occasionally tell his name to those he saves, but naturally, being drunk, high, or retarded keeps one from really remembering things.
