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      if pokemon were real wat pokemon would u have in your party NOT COUNTING LEGENDARYS

      1. teddiursa

      2.scarmory

      3.syther

      4.arcanine

      5.absol

      6.stunktank

      :wassat:

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        1. Magikarp.
        2. Wobuffet.
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          lol magikarp sucks
          :getlost: :wassat: :ninja: :ninja: :ninja:

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            Magikarp is the best Pokémon.

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              @Aokiji890:

              lol magikarp sucks
              :getlost: :wassat: :ninja: :ninja: :ninja:

              😊 😉 😴 😴 :blink:

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              • TakinawaTonfa
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                Whos talkin shit about Magikarp?

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                  mudkipz.

                  16 characters.

                  _ Originally Posted by mr.allsunday

                  Nice job jumping on the bandwagon there Aethos, I can only wish I was as cool as you_

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                  • Gorlom
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                    ok… why does this question have to have "what if pokemon were real" in it?

                    cant you just ask what their team would look like without ledgendaries?

                    Originally Posted by Ivotas

                    What the…? Holy smurf am I slow! Until this statement of yours I never even realized that an octopus is actually serving octopusballs. Talk about not seeing the forest because of too many trees. facepalm

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                      @TakinawaTonfa:

                      Whos talkin shit about Magikarp?

                      Somebody with no taste, apparently.

                      He does not comprehend the excellence of Magikarp.

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                        That bitch be all up in your grill, Magikarp! Use splash attack!

                        It's as beautiful as a newborn hubcap.

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                          @Saloma:

                          That bitch be all up in your grill, Magikarp! Use splash attack!

                          "You can do it, Magikarp; I believe in you! Splash attack! Now!"

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                            @Aokiji890:

                            if pokemon were real wat pokemon would u have in your party NOT COUNTING LEGENDARYS

                            That's quite simple my friend,

                            1.Magickarp
                            2.Magickarp
                            3.Ditto
                            4.Magickarp
                            5.Magickarp
                            6.Magickarp

                            @Saloma:

                            That bitch be all up in your grill, Magikarp! Use splash attack!

                            Magickarp return!
                            I choose you Ditto!
                            Oh shi…

                            – One Piece Grand Line Bout M.U.G.E.N

                            -- One Piece Funimation Songs

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                              If they were real I'd grab a shotgun and a sniper and go kill every last one until they are extinct. Pokemon suck.

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                                @GearSecond:

                                If they were real I'd grab a shotgun and a sniper and go kill every last one until they are extinct. Pokemon suck.

                                Sigged. This is awesome.

                                _ Originally Posted by mr.allsunday

                                Nice job jumping on the bandwagon there Aethos, I can only wish I was as cool as you_

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                                  If pokemon wuz realz, it wouldn't matter which ones i had. the world would be destroyed. seriously. they breath fricking fire for god's sake.

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                                    @GearSecond:

                                    If they were real I'd grab a shotgun and a sniper and go kill every last one until they are extinct. Pokemon suck.

                                    Spare the Magikarp, and Gohn could care less.

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                                      @GearSecond:

                                      If they were real I'd grab a shotgun and a sniper and go kill every last one until they are extinct. Pokemon suck.

                                      really? if i hated them that much i would take a job at a pokemon center and then microwave them when noone was looking.

                                      Originally Posted by Ivotas

                                      What the…? Holy smurf am I slow! Until this statement of yours I never even realized that an octopus is actually serving octopusballs. Talk about not seeing the forest because of too many trees. facepalm

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                                        @GearSecond:

                                        If they were real I'd grab a shotgun and a sniper and go kill every last one until they are extinct. Pokemon suck.

                                        You know I played a video game just like that. You shoot every pokemon on sight with a shotgun.
                                        The game would have been better if you can kick them. Every fluffy little animal you see on animes, you just have an urge to kick…Pikachu for example...It looks massively kickable...IT NEEDS TO BE DONE!

                                        – One Piece Grand Line Bout M.U.G.E.N

                                        -- One Piece Funimation Songs

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                                          If Pokemon were real, they'd be the biggest catostrophe in human history. Creatures of various sizes who can fly, attack, master telapathy, control water, ice, fire, grass, and electricity would be seen as real life titans. It would be a real life Godzilla movie.

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                                            @l2agnarok:

                                            You know I played a video game just like that. You shoot every pokemon on sight with a shotgun.
                                            The game would have been better if you can kick them. Every fluffy little animal you see on animes, you just have an urge to kick…Pikachu for example...It looks massively kickable...IT NEEDS TO BE DONE!

                                            LINK NAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                            _ Originally Posted by mr.allsunday

                                            Nice job jumping on the bandwagon there Aethos, I can only wish I was as cool as you_

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                                              SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

                                              bbrrrr

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                                                Only the small, cute ones that probably won't rip me in two if I step on their tail.

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                                                • mr_bushido
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                                                    @mr_bushido:

                                                    [qimg]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v698/mysterynacks/just_doof_it.jpg[/qimg]

                                                    KICKABLE I SAY!

                                                    Also Warp, I don't have the link but I believe it was a RPG Maker 2000 game. I hadn't played it in a year before I quit RPG making.

                                                    – One Piece Grand Line Bout M.U.G.E.N

                                                    -- One Piece Funimation Songs

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                                                      NO U😠 😠 😠

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                                                        @GearSecond:

                                                        If they were real I'd grab a shotgun and a sniper and go kill every last one until they are extinct. Pokemon suck.

                                                        like you?
                                                        Wealvile
                                                        Lucario
                                                        Glaceon
                                                        Breloom
                                                        Tryantitar
                                                        Dragonite

                                                        and a shotgun and sniper to kill Gear Second😆

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                                                        • Aoi Neko
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                                                          If Poke'mon were real, I'd probably lose my house to a big one crushing it. I'd probably dislike battling and seeing the pkmn get hurt.

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                                                            @Aokiji890:

                                                            NO U😠 😠 😠 [qimg]http://hosted.thegroupofthey.com/gtfo.jpg[/qimg]

                                                            OMG dupe account.

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                                                              Well, let's see here…First of all, there would be protests over stuffing live critters into tiny little balls. It would also be a problem that you never let them out of the balls except to fight....

                                                              A statistic that I just made up out of thin air, and have absolutely no backing for says that kids who play Pokemon frequently grow up to raise dogs for dog fight tournaments.

                                                              If I think I'm insane, does it mean I'm not? Because a truly insane person wouldn't know that they are insane?

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                                                                If Pokemon were real I would shoot myself.

                                                                Except for Magikarp. He fucking owns.

                                                                Sig made by AngelzRfalling.

                                                                Gary "Iceman" Martin. RIP.

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                                                                  @l2agnarok:

                                                                  Magickarp return!
                                                                  I choose you Ditto!
                                                                  Oh shi…

                                                                  Magikarp, use Hyper Beam! (what the fuck you don't know Hyper Beam?) Just use Spash!

                                                                  But uh, I'd go with an Oddish. It's mah fave. =B

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                                                                    They'd be ugly sons of bitches.

                                                                    Just like if Usopp was real, so stop saying you'd fuck him in real life.

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                                                                      If Pokemon were real, I would like to have Ghastly, Haunter, Duskull and Gengar. Or just a bunch of Ghastlys and Duskulls. Ghost Pokemon rocks.

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                                                                        @Buuhan1:

                                                                        Just like if Usopp was real, so stop saying you'd fuck him in real life.

                                                                        Yeah, because looks determine everything.

                                                                        Don't be a fuckshit.

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                                                                          @Cyringohn:

                                                                          Yeah, because looks determine everything.

                                                                          Don't be a fuckshit.

                                                                          You don't be a fuckshit, you know what I meant.

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                                                                            @Buuhan1:

                                                                            Just like if Usopp was real, so stop saying you'd fuck him in real life.

                                                                            Nobody wants to fuck Usopp

                                                                            the bigot who thinks being an asshole is actually worth shit

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                                                                              … havent you been to the OOC thread Carter?

                                                                              Originally Posted by Ivotas

                                                                              What the…? Holy smurf am I slow! Until this statement of yours I never even realized that an octopus is actually serving octopusballs. Talk about not seeing the forest because of too many trees. facepalm

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                                                                                i always want to eat a oddish, it looks tasty

                                                                                oh, and that miltank, is that the name?😄

                                                                                Brawl Name: Ramza

                                                                                Brawl Code: 1805-1932-2783

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                                                                                  @Gorlom:

                                                                                  … havent you been to the OOC thread Carter?

                                                                                  He is being cynical Gorlom…

                                                                                  @Ramza: Is that the Pokemon yo're talking bout?

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                                                                                    and im jokeing. what is the problem?

                                                                                    Originally Posted by Ivotas

                                                                                    What the…? Holy smurf am I slow! Until this statement of yours I never even realized that an octopus is actually serving octopusballs. Talk about not seeing the forest because of too many trees. facepalm

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                                                                                      @Gorlom:

                                                                                      and im jokeing. what is the problem?

                                                                                      Nothing, I thought you were being serious.

                                                                                      This is starting to become a Groucho Marx joke.

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                                                                                        If pokemon were real I would exploit them to avoid paying Taxes..

                                                                                        Pikachu Powered Computer anyone?

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                                                                                          Do we have a motherfucking problem here??

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                                                                                            @Cap'n:

                                                                                            Nobody wants to fuck Usopp

                                                                                            I beg to differ.

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                                                                                              @Kuroneko:

                                                                                              Nothing, I thought you were being serious.

                                                                                              This is starting to become a Groucho Marx joke.

                                                                                              Say the secret woid and the members flame.

                                                                                              The beer is warm and the members are cold.

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                                                                                                @Kuroneko:

                                                                                                Nothing, I thought you were being serious.

                                                                                                ah damn. i forgot the smiley again…

                                                                                                aw well 👅 😉 😆 :happy: 😁 there that should do it.

                                                                                                Originally Posted by Ivotas

                                                                                                What the…? Holy smurf am I slow! Until this statement of yours I never even realized that an octopus is actually serving octopusballs. Talk about not seeing the forest because of too many trees. facepalm

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                                                                                                  @Buuhan1:

                                                                                                  You don't be a fuckshit, you know what I meant.

                                                                                                  Yeah, you meant what you said.

                                                                                                  And what you said was stupid.

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                                                                                                    What the heck is wrong with you guys? :wassat:

                                                                                                    Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible. - Frank Zappa

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