That is the funniest thing i've heard all week, it just made my day. I don't really feel sorry for her she is a spoiled brat anywhoo. And so prison time might straighten her out (in a good way). She is going to prison for 45 days for violiting her restriction on her DUI, and being pulled over drunk with a blood alchol level of .08 %. She is heading to the county women's jail in suburban Lynwood (where ever that is). Morever, she is slapped with 36 months probation, alcohol education, and $1,500 in fines. hahaha i wonder how she'll act in the jail. she'll probably say omg… thats hot, to some random female in prison. Well here's the link below to read the article for yourself, i just summed it up...so what do you think guys?
Paris Hliton is going to jail…
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'This season, on The Simple Life… '
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Wait…isn't a new series apart from The Simple Life about her and Nicole Richy about to premiere? That's gonna be a short one. XD
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'This season, on The Simple Life… '
hahahh lolz..that was funny
this is season on the simple life, Kate (inmate of paris hilton) has trouble undestanding paris's unique ways of expressing herself….heheh sorry i couldn't help it.
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maybe she'll finally get aids and die
just saying
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I heard about this…
Paris Hilton in Jail?
that's hot...
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@Gear
Prison hot that is…
We might even have her experience lesbian prison rape^__^
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Let all hope, Paris drop the soap. heheheheheh. xD
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I somehow have the feeling that it won't last. Rich and famous people can get away with anything.
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I like the fact that people are holding such contempt for her as if she was some kind of monster and this is somehow the laws of Karma exacting it's revenge on her. So she was an annoying girl whom was obscenely popular for doing nothing and had the bust size of a 5 year old boy, so what? She was a moron who thought she could get away with doing something stupid, and she was proven wrong.
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I sometimes wonder how we'd all view Paris if she never had that sex tape….probably worse than we do now. XD
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It's not really contempt as much as it is that celebrities get away with outrageous things that normal citizens would never be able to pull off, and it's refreshing when the public has a sense that some justice is going down to put these people in their place. People should realize, no matter how well known they are or how much money they have, that they're not above the law.
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**I like big butts and I cannot lie.
too bad Paris doesn't have a big butt.**
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Funny that a girl who became famous for sleeping around finally became jail-bait.
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Funny that a girl who became famous for sleeping around finally became jail-bait.
Or she so claims the dude in the sex tape is the only person she ever slept with.
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Or she so claims the dude in the sex tape is the only person she ever slept with.
Since, or before? As of the video I'd say she's probably telling the truth - she was a total amateur.
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Where did you see it
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_ Originally Posted by mr.allsunday
Nice job jumping on the bandwagon there Aethos, I can only wish I was as cool as you_
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Where did you see it
?Better question, where can't you see it. Very disappointed at that sad excuse of titty fucking.
And the night vision had me feeling like I was watching a battle in Baghdad at night.
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_ Originally Posted by mr.allsunday
Nice job jumping on the bandwagon there Aethos, I can only wish I was as cool as you_
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I hope she doesn't drop her green tea, chamomile and butternut soap.
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Paris: Tinkerbell, Tinkerbell can you hear me?
Tinkerbell: Hi.
Paris: Tinkerbell, I've been kidnapped!
Tinkerbell: Yaaaaaaayyyy!
Paris: No, Tinkerbell that's bad!
Tinkerbell: Yaaaaaaayyyy! -
Replace "jail" by "hell" and you'll have a more accurate description of the fate awaiting Miss Hilton.
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Jail might be a good experience for her since it might force her to think a bit about what a stupid bitch she is. On the other hand, she is so spoiled and stupid that probably she will just spend her time there whining and crying how horrible it is rather than actually thinking about how she got there and what she needs to change in herself.
Anyone wanna bet how long it will take for her to publish a book about this?
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This is just ridiculous.
On some morning news thing, Paris's lawyer was bawling over how "cruel and unwanted" this is. You'd think they were sending her through a sausage grinder the way some people are responding.
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Even if she is a bit mess - and even when everybody wants her to have as long sentence as possible for being most annoying person ever - she still deserves as a fair and judge trial as anybody else.
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Which is exactly what everyone is saying.
She shouldn't be marginally above or below the law just because she's rich and famous.
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she'd probably do a commercial there, wearing some sexy jail outfit.
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This is gonna be like Chicago.
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She'll get a rap record deal with Missy Elliot as soon as she gets out, no worries.
Honestly, she's not that hot I've seen her naked (who hasn't), but as for her being an amature… just because she wasn't better than the average girl, I wouldn't put the poor girl down for being average in the art.
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News was on during dinner. According to her she shouldn't have even been pulled over and the reason she was, was so the cop could hit on her.
Hmm seems my keen skills of observation spotted a hint of ego.
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If she had a piece of brain she'd start thinking about just how dumb and ignorant she is…
However I can't stop picturing her leaving jail and talking to the news about how sad it it and how bad the conditions are in there. Almost like she thinks it's supposed to be good and clean and nice.
No, seriously, she will come out and act like it's an orphanage over run with cockroaches that needs a charity drive to help.
And yeah, she'll probably write a book about how mean they are there, and of course through the whole ordeal up to the book publishing she'll just think(ignorance is bliss after all) that it was a bad experience that people shouldn't have had to go through…
Wait until she realizes some people there may be murderers and thieves.
Maybe...I don't know what place it is. But hey, it's prison. They don't send a 5 year old there for picking his nose.
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I wasn't going to touch this thread with a ten-foot pole. But then I read this.
She's using her My Space to call on fans for a petition to the Governator to have her cleared.
Does it get any better? No seriously….
DOES IT FUCKING GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS!!!!?????
I say no! Because that's possibly the greatest thing I've ever heard ever, ever.
GODDAMN did South Park have her nailed!!!! STUPID SPOILED BITCH!
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Wow that's amazing
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MySpace petitions to the Governor.
This is just too much.
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xD I was flipping through the channels earlier and accidently stopped on NBC for a few minutes, just in time to catch Access Hollywood's take on the entire situation. (Hate the show, absolutely HATE it. But I couldn't help but listen to what was being said this time. That and I was folding clothes and didn't want to have to stop and change the channel until I finished.) Apparently according to them Arnold apparently isn't even going to bother looking at said petition, and frankly I'm glad that he made such a smart decision. He probably knows he'll be committing political suicide if her helps her out even in the slightest. xP
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maybe she'll finally get aids and die
just saying
Go fuck yourself.
Just because she happens to be spoiled rotten and completely not worthy of being a celebrity doesn't justify her dying of AIDS. At all. Period.
What has she done to you that justifies a death penalty? Flaunted around her wealth too much? Made a shitty CD or two? Starred in a completely rediculous TV show? As horrible of a person as she is, she isn't the second coming of Hitler, Osama bin Ladin, Timothy McVeigh, or the Anti-Christ.
Does she deserve being severely mocked? Absolutely. Does she deserve months and years of excruciating pain and eventually death? Absolutely not.
You come at the king, you best not miss.
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Go fuck yourself.
Just because she happens to be spoiled rotten and completely not worthy of being a celebrity doesn't justify her dying of AIDS. At all. Period.
What has she done to you that justifies a death penalty? Flaunted around her wealth too much? Made a shitty CD or two? Starred in a completely rediculous TV show? As horrible of a person as she is, she isn't the second coming of Hitler, Osama bin Ladin, Timothy McVeigh, or the Anti-Christ.
Does she deserve being severely mocked? Absolutely. Does she deserve months and years of excruciating pain and eventually death? Absolutely not.
Dude, calm down. I'm sure he was being sarcastic. What he said wasn't exactly right, but…
Anyway, I hope prison will make her realize how immature and spoiled she is. Rich people who flaunt it piss me off. I came from a well-off family (Not THAT well off, but well off), but everything I owned besides gifts I fucking earned.
A little humility would do her good.
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Yeah…not sure her brain has that capacity. I'm sure given a few years(coughdecadescough) her processing power would slowly work out what happened.
But she probably thinks she did nothing wrong.
As for death, she's definitely going to be a burden on society, and she'll definitely be a problem if she can't rely on the family fortune anymore.
But I agree, sarcastic or not, she isn't Hitler, nor Osama bin Laden, nor Jack Thomspon. I see no reason why she should die. At the very least I'd expect sometime in here life she'll reach a checkpoint, where she'll uncover part of that revelation she's been a spoiler, dumb brat. I wouldn't bet that she'll figure it out completely during her lifetime though. Just makes me wonder what happens when she gets old. Eek.
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Go fuck yourself.
Just because she happens to be spoiled rotten and completely not worthy of being a celebrity doesn't justify her dying of AIDS. At all. Period.
What has she done to you that justifies a death penalty? Flaunted around her wealth too much? Made a shitty CD or two? Starred in a completely rediculous TV show? As horrible of a person as she is, she isn't the second coming of Hitler, Osama bin Ladin, Timothy McVeigh, or the Anti-Christ.
Does she deserve being severely mocked? Absolutely. Does she deserve months and years of excruciating pain and eventually death? Absolutely not.
But I would find it funny…
sad
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People like that need to find their limits. Her crotch has no limits, nor her pocket book, her lifestyle, or arrogance. So now she found her limit, and this is awesome because she is crying and whining like a penniless little child. Money can't stop this corner of the law….I hope.
Since her holes were fair game for everyone in her social circles, why not spread the warmth to the have-nots in jail? Come on, Paris. Share and share alike.
BTW, if you don't like me being here, blame Ultra-Taboo. She MADE me come back here.
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BTW, if you don't like me being here, blame Ultra-Taboo. She MADE me come back here.
lies and riddles
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AIDS is god's way of cleansing the world
the bigot who thinks being an asshole is actually worth shit
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@Cap'n:
AIDS is god's way of cleansing the world
No, God's way of cleansing the world is a giant, forty day flood followed by a pretty rainbow and a dove holding an olive branch in its mouth.
You come at the king, you best not miss.
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Disease, natural "disasters", and people having accidents like falling off a cliff and such, is the way the world keeps the population in check and cleanses the world somewhat.
Humans, in defense, have managed to somehow keep people safer than they should be, and somehow this means that most people that are killed by this are the people who are smart, while the idiots and dumber members of society remain, because they are protected.
Anyways, I expect hilarity to ensue, and potentially a book and also I can see a TV series made using re-enactments.
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He promised not to do that again, so AIDS it is.
Wow….that was amazing. Did you make that line up yourself? Because that was fantastic.
I'm not for people dying of AIDs left and right but that was amazing.
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I didn't think it was that impressive.
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It deserves to be in a routine.
But nothing beats the news of Paris' plea.
