Oh I've been wanting to do this for my entire stay in KF. I think this thing's only an April Fools joke, but might as well play along.
Okay here are the rules. I post in a rhyme rap introducing myself then after I finish the rhyme rap post in another rhyme rap that is connected to me or my sentences. It could be anything from the shoes to the food I said. Just don't diss a person too much.
Okay here we go here we go check d floor check d floor
My name is lorenzo and I am neat
I like pretty girls
And I like to eat
I made this thread
from my mind
Coz I am very very kind
I like to drive fast in fancy cars
and chicks dig me like chocolate bars
u say i'm bad
but i am good
so shut up now
and eat some food!!