Original script posted by Himajin
Script found by Kiavik
Translated by Rockschmock
Edited by Smartz118
One Piece by Eiichiro Oda
Chapter 449: "The Mysterious Four of Thriller Bark"
Luffy: Shichibukai….?!! Gecko Moria!? Is that true, Robin?!!
Robin: He's a man of many mysteries...
Franky: What's a guy like that doing at a place like this?
Gramps: Well, I dunno but, there are a lot more victims that got lost in this forest, not just me and my folks...
The fact thatyou guys were invited here too... I'm positive that Moria has set his eyes on you.
We hide in the dark of this remaining forest, afraid of the zombies... all of us are frightened to leave into the open sea and be exposed to the sun...!
In any case, I don't think my body can handle living any more, but... just one more time before I die... I want to walk... under the sunlight...!!!
The old man is crying
Franky: Is that so...?! That's so heart-breaking...!!! OKAY!! I'm not worried about my strength!!! Idiots, I'm not crying!!!
Zoro: You're too compassionate! Don't burden yourself so easily.
Sanji: Really, gramps!! Only women are allowed to influence others by tears!!! It's disturbingly painful to watch you cry!!
Luffy: Well we were looking for the thief who steals shadows anyways. If he's after us too, he'll get his ass whooped sooner or later.
So while we're at it, we'll save you too, right gramps?!
Gramps: .... Th-.... thank you for your kind words...!! I'm regaining hope once more...
(Victims??): We're begging you!
Zombies: Do your best!
Zombies: What a heartwarming gesture!
Zombies: Kick Moria's ass!!
Sanji: They listened all the while, those other victims!!
Meanwhile in Hogback's mansion, Usopp's Team:
Hogback: Fosfosfosfos!! Fooosfosfuoh....
Everyone: (That's Hogback's laughter...!!)
Hogback: Uh....nngh!! Foooosfos!
Nami: Huh? That room...
Chopper: It's the laboratoryyy~~...!!
There's somebody huge with lots of stitches lying on the bed
Hogback: Fooosfosfosfoooos!!! It's almost finished!! This splendid dead doll (Marionette)!!
Look at it, Cindry-chan!! This is truly... ART!! A work of a genius!!!
Cindry: It would be lovely if it died as soon as it wakes up.
Hogback: What are you saying!? Cindry-chan!!! Your words and behavior are becoming more and more depressing...
Cindry: I've prepared the dinner.
Hogback: Ah......!! Ahh, I see, what's it for tonight?
Cindry: Soup spaghetti.
Soup and spaghetti come out of a bag, the soup mostly pours down
Hogback: Look look, the soup is pouring out!? Cindry-chan!!
Cindry: It would be good if plates completely ceased to exist...
Hogback: Nooo, I understand but why don't you choose a more suitable menu based on that notion!!
Nami: (Cindry-chan's there too....!! If she really died in an accident, maybe that girl is.... I can't believe it...)
Usopp: (What's that thing there on the platform....?)
Hogback: I'm sorry about that soup thing!!
Cindry: And the soup spaghetti?
Hogback: ...Ah... I'll eat it...
Choppy: That's probably a human's dead body...!! According to that complexion he shouldn't be alive anymore... it's the same way as with the zombies from the graveyard... and he has a number on him.
Nami: He said it was almost done, there's no doubt about that. It must be the method of producing a zombie...!!
Choppy: But... medicine is just about helping people before their death. No matter how hard you try to cure a dead body, there's no way it can come back to life!
Usopp: Thinking about it and understanding are two different things. If we keep on watching, we might be able to find out about the mystery of the reanimation!
??: Yohohoho!! Good day!! Given the circumstances, you will probably view the process!!
Usopp: ....!? "Yohoho"...??
Nami: B... Brook!?
Garagashaaan (the sound of the door opening;the three enter the lab)
Hogback: !!? Who's that?!!
Hogback: What did you see...?! Didn't I tell you to never peek inside my lab...
Usopp: W.... we didn't see anything!! Especially not the zombie you're making!!
Hogback: .... Well fine then.... at this point you probably have figured out some secrets...!! But it's already too late.... In a few minutes, the night attack will commence...!!
To be a guest wandering on this island...it is truely careless.
Suddenly the night attack with the hunt commences...!!!
??: Garurururu....!!! Get out of your graves...the itching, burning and acheyness is all in your minds!! You morons are DEAD!! Now wake up!! Zombie Soldiers!!
??: If you fall down, you get back up again and attack, that's the thing what makes you zombies so scary...!!
Zombies: Aaaah (Zombie moans).... Aaaaaah..........this is so annoying....
??: ROAR!! Stop slacking off!!! Get a grip, zombies!! Tell me who I am!!!
Zombies: You're the leader
Zombies: You're our leader Absalom!!
Zombies: Our leader!! Our leader!!
Zombies: .... who likes to peep!!
Zombies: Pervy-Leader!! Pervy-Leader!!
Zombies: Pervsalom!! Pervsalom!! [<- literally "Erosalom"]
Absalom: SHUT UP!!!
The scene is a different place now. The ghosts assemble around a woman
We-we-welcome back!! Verona(?)-sama…s....
Perona: Aaa~! Be quiet!! Talk more bearsy(?)!! That wispy body of yours makes you sound so lowly...it is rather unattractive.
If you're not cute, you don't deserve to work!! Horohorohoro...
The three underlings run
??: "Hurry!! Hurry!! - It has begun!! It has begun!! - The time of the night attack! It's Midnight!!
Masteeeer~~!!! - Moria-samaaaa~~!! - It's time to get up!!!"
They shoot the snot bubble on Moria's nose with an arrow
DOOOOOON!! Enter Moria (he's huge like an X-Box)
Moria: Ma....!! Huh?? ...... oh..... Ahhh, I had a nightmare.
"Master is the best, eh!! - Although Moria-sama has slept through all the the time after our last night attack four days ago. - The meals for four days are prepared!! - This time's prey is a tough one!! They're that very group that brought down Enies Lobby the other day!!"
The scene changes to Luffy's team
Zorro: It's started to rain a lot...
Franky: Shall we run to the mansion!?
Luffy: Wait a moment!! On the back of the mansion there's..... a mark!? IT'S HUGE!!! What's that thing!? The fog is clearing a bit... is that a flag!?
Franky: No....!! It wouldn't be a sail!? That thing...
Gramps: That's right!! It's so huge that I can't comprehend it - This place...Thriller Bark...is the world's best Giant Pirate Ship!!!
Box: Zombie Soldier and Zombie General Leader, "Graveyard" Absalom
Absalom: Garuru...!! Okay, zombie troops, the Zombie Generals will finish off the pirates!!!
You only corner the ones who are afraid of the undead!!!
All Zombies: UOOOOH!!!!
At that time, the twelve o' clock bell rings
Box: Zombie Animal and Zombie Ambush Commander, "Phantom Princess" Perona
Perona: That's the Midnight chime...we're getting down to business, you dumbos!! Is everyone prepared!!? Zombies?
All zombies: UOOOOH!!!
Moria: I see... Strawhat Luffy... let's welcome him...! This is the realm of ghosts and ghouls... Thriller Bark. The nightmare awaits you!!!
Moria, Perona, Hogback & Absalom in a four splitted panel cut
Luffy: Okay, let's go!! Into the haunted house!!!
End for this week