Last week I was looking through the newspaper, and on the back page there was a little article about how eating Ben & Jerry's ice cream can increase fertility. I didn't read the entire article, but the headline made me snicker:
"BEN AND JERRY CAN HELP YOU GET PREGNANT"
What newspaper headlines have you read have made you laugh when you weren't supposed to?
Last week I was looking through the newspaper, and on the back page there was a little article about how eating Ben & Jerry's ice cream can increase fertility. I didn't read the entire article, but the headline made me snicker:
"BEN AND JERRY CAN HELP YOU GET PREGNANT LOOKING!"
What newspaper headlines have you read have made you laugh when you weren't supposed to?
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_ Originally Posted by mr.allsunday
Nice job jumping on the bandwagon there Aethos, I can only wish I was as cool as you_
Now if we could get Jay Leno clips of his headlines segment.
Hehe, reminds me of Jay Leno's Headlines
You should send in that Ben and Jerry one. 
I love Jay Leno's headlines bits.
"Clinton advises Bush to not pull troops out of Iraq prematurally" XD
XD
"VIRGIN HOLDS OFF 10,000 IN PEACHTREE"
Long-distance runner Craig Virgin's victory in the Atlanta Peachtree Classic Race
Haha, now that's an interesting headline.
My favorite was a Leno Headline too.
"Lost, one small family inside cat"
I still get a good laugh out of that one.
Favorite headline.
"IRAQI HEAD SEEKS ARMS".
 
Ha ha, that cat one is hilarious. XD
This is a funny site: http://headlinehumor.com/headlines1.htm
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lol XD
"Shooting for Good Health - Immunizations Help Make Childhood a Thing of the Past".
wth? I think there's a word missing there. ;D
I love the picture on this one:
@Private:
Favorite headline.
"IRAQI HEAD SEEKS ARMS".
ROFLMFAO. That was a good one.
I always liked the one on Jay Leno that said "Trojans can't stop Clinton"
oh and "Plenty Do Do Here for Local Tourists" XD
It's Monday Night, time for Headlines, ladies and gentlemen.
County names Freedom Bridge, Freedom Bridge
Mental Illness Group offers deminstatration
Excessive worrying is cause for concern
All you can eat buffet, drive though window available
Noted uroligist gives annual weiner lecture
There was an article about porn in our newspaper, and at the end of the article it said "SEE PORN, PAGE 3C"
Many funny headlines are actually consciously designed to grab readers. If I ran a newspaper, every front page would be filled with the most ridiculous headlinesā¦ but the articles would be better and more factually written then the awful journalism/grammar/logic in today's majority of press.
I loved these sick headlines. The greatest ones are the accidental, crap ones like the cat.
WTH is that Ronald McDonald picture for, though? That's just insane.
