I remember seeing this a while back: "You know you've watched/read too much One Piece when…"
You finish the sentence. :happy:
It might be fun to list things you do/have done as well.
You've Watched/Read Too much OP When…
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I say Kanpai when we toast. Really crazy, and it makes me even more of a enigma at the table then before, which is saying alot. I seriously need to stop with that shit.
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You constantly play darts and on the dartboard you have a picture of Crocodile/Eneru/Spandam's face
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You start to talk like the characters.
I'm guilty of that one. When I was doing an oral test in Spanish, I started using both Zoro and Sanji's Japanese voices.
Rappin' Chopper:
"Yo; I was a reindeer livin' out in 'da snow! But then this old geeza' doctor brought me into his home! After healin' my wounds, I felt real phat. Then, old docta' Hiruk gave me this blingin' hat! My family beat me, shunt me, but it's all tight. Because I'm doin' my doctor remedies all night. I look like freak with my Human Human fruit. But now I'm with some gangsta' pirates who like to steal loot! All the girls like my blue nose. Yeah; it's the way that I get the Record scratching. Usopp's the guy with all 'da glory. He's my main man with all his tight stories. Zolo's Santoryu skills are on ice. You betta' watch out, or you gonna get sliced! Sanji's the cook servin' up the main dish. Don't mess with him, unless that's your wish. Luffy's 'da captain with the straw hat! His Gum Gum skills are real real tight. Vivi's the princess of Alabasta. Now we gotta head there, and we betta' do it faster!"
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You know you read/watch too much One Piece when you manage to stuff to the point of bursting and not only find yourself capable of eating more, but speaking perfectly. I found out I could do that tonight, much like Luffy always does…
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When you try to mutate yourself to be like Luffy.
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I have a few of my own now
:…When you name your dog Chopper. (my friend, for example.)
…When you actually try to put a sword in your mouth. (sadly enough, guilty. And It's freakin heavy.)
…When you draw a black X on your wrist. XD (guilty)
…When you get a tat like Nami's on your shoulder.
...Get a hair cut and dye to match one of the Strawhats. (Kinda guilty. It already looked like Robin's anyway...) -
You've developed a habbit of saying yoiyoi before apologizing. (Like I have)
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You've seriously considered printing bounty posters of your most aggravating clients.
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You murder a manga-store owner because you can't afford the week's Jump.
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When you see poneglyphs in your alphabets cereal
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You attempt to shigan people.
I actually bruise people heavily when I poke them.
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When you tend to kick everthing and one (been doing that alot)
and cook alot for everyone in the house
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When three of your cats are named Zoro, Sanji, and Luffy. (And… too much anime... the other two are named after Bobobo's Gasser and Beauty)
When you have a 120 gig hard drive devoted to anything and everything one piece. (I think I need a 200 gig for my birthday)
When you have your hair cut and dyed like Luffy for holloween and Tashigi the rest of the year.
When you make your whole family dress up as One Piece Characters for Halloween.
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When you make your whole family dress up as One Piece Characters for Halloween.
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(First cosplay attempt costumes made in less then 1 week.)Hg, hg..BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA! (actually laughed like that when he saw that) that is awful! XD (not the cosplay, but rather you made your family do that XD). Is that your dad as Sogeking or just a tall ass brother?
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You attack random government people and scream, "I'm Dragon!"
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XD That's my husband! That's me as the horrible Luffy, and Hubby/Sogeking's weapon (can't think of it's name right now) is even fully functional!
…I'm so old...
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when you try to give your friend a zipper as mouth b/c he talks too much
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to add to the list…you can laugh like one of the enemies.
you able to memorize the events in any vol.
You start calling youself captain just like ussop in 3rd person. -
XD That's my husband! That's me as the horrible Luffy, and Hubby/Sogeking's weapon (can't think of it's name right now) is even fully functional!
…I'm so old...
Oh! …sorry, you didn't seem that old to me. So you made your kids do this? YOU'RE EVEN MORE EVIL NOW! XD
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You attempt to shigan people.
That actually works pretty good if you hit them in the neck or eye….
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I've shiganed people in the temple with my thumb before. Really works!
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When you draw a wanted poster for Romeo, you draw Kaku eyes for his eyes.
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When you go "Fwehfwehfwehfweh" (Foxy laugh) to your little sis while holding a stuffed fox toy. XD
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When you look at people and think of what OP characters they look like.
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When you say "SUPA~!!"
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When you make your whole family dress up as One Piece Characters for Halloween.
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(First cosplay attempt costumes made in less then 1 week.)That is totally awesome! You win the award for Coolest Mom Evar! XD
I fully intend to have an amazing family like yours one day.My friend Adam's wife is a professional seamstress and she makes costumes from scratch for the entire family to wear at conventions. Here's a couple of pics…
! Here's a pic of him as Jiraiya, his daughter as Sakura, & his nephew as Naruto…
! Here's him as Tenchi & his daughter as Sasami…
! And here's his daughter's Sailor Moon costume…
the lengths we go to for our fan/nerd-dom
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LMFAO! I love that he cosplays out (the cosplay equivalent as to whore out) his daughter. XD
She makes a very cute Sakura and Sailor Moon tho, and him an awesome Jiraiya.
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LMFAO! I love that he cosplays out (the cosplay equivalent as to whore out) his daughter. XD
She makes a very cute Sakura and Sailor Moon tho, and him an awesome Jiraiya.
She loves to cosplay as much as he does! I'd hardly call that "whoring out". He had to coerce his nephew into cosplaying Naruto, but once he got into the costume & ppl started taking pics of him, he became a real ham! Now, he's wanting to cosplay Chibi Shanks!!!
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Hawaiian Shirts are comfortable any time of the year (at least around the Mississippi Delta) and my growing collection of them has very little to do with Franky being so hilarious. Very Little. You're not buying it, are you….?
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She loves to cosplay as much as he does! I'd hardly call that "whoring out". He had to coerce his nephew into cosplaying Naruto, but once he got into the costume & ppl started taking pics of him, he became a real ham! Now, he's wanting to cosplay Chibi Shanks!!!
I'm sorry, I didn't mean anything by my statement.
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A family cos-play would be akward and I would not be a fan of that. When I cosplay, which I only did once poorly, I did it by myself and I was content.
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I do the the Supa pose when i wake up in the mornings and evertime i see skeletons they all have Afros
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…when you smack Naruto fans 'cross the face.
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@Impel:
…when you smack Naruto fans 'cross the face.
Isn't that a normal act for anybody?
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-You jump off the walls and pretend to use Geppou.
-You nickname yourself Mr. Prince or Mr. Bushido.
-You memorize every One Piece song.(I'm guilty of that.) -
When you see poneglyphs in your alphabets cereal
That made me laugh xDD
You attempt to shigan people.
I do this relatively frequently. Not violently, you understand, but with my OP-nerdy friends. (It's not uncommon for us to sneak up behind one another, scream "SHIGAN!," and deliver a poke).
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-When you put Marimo-green, and straw yellow bands on your braces (guilty)
-You wear clothes that the StrawHat's wear on a daily basis (Guilty of wearing Zoro's white shirt and Kaku's black shirt to school.)
-You keep thinking up One Piece songs to go with book when you read.
-If you think it's easier to just go to sleep through it when people are frantically running around trying to solve a problem. (Guilty)And I've tried the sword in the mouth.
Thanks E1n for the sig, and Traitor_Jim for the refine.
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And I've tried the sword in the mouth.
What kinda weirdos do that anyways? O_o
! Wait… nevermind...
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I'll admit, I tried to use Soru once. It didn't work that well.
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-When you name your Ipod Kumadori. (I'm guilty.)
-Without realizing it, you start singing one of the OP songs in the middle of class (Guilty also.)
-Yasopp works in your local bookstore. (…Well, the cashier looks like him.)
-You rename the people you know by the characters they look like. (Guilty of this about four years ago. Say hello to Uncle Shanks and Aunt Kaya.)
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Whenever people talk about the government or fasicism, I see the WG flag in my mind immideatly.
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I have done the Shigan. Pat and My cousin Evan Fear me!!
I Love the cosplay families. That is just to awesome..
And i have thought about naming any new pets after One Piece Characters. I think Sanji would be the perfect name for a cat.
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When you begin laughing like Arlong.
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When you start humming the sogeking theme song, or any one piece opening/ any song for that matter
When You get plastic swords and use three sword style to pretend to slice others
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You make a thread entitled You've Watched/Read Too much OP When…
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Here's more, you buy a brown slingshot to try to match Usopp.
You try to have heated debates on forums that last several pages about one piece
You try to name all of the devil fruits in one piece and arrange them into paramecia, logia, and zoan fruits
when you try to make up names you automatically think of one piece character names in your head
when you try to get your bird to wear a tie and start ventriliquism bad sp -
-Ronald McDonald is actually buggy's father.
-You can name ALL the characters.. even minor characters.
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uzumaki naruto would totally own luffy
you watch/read to much one piece if you not only found that rediculous, but also thought of multiple reasons why that is false including kyuubi vs gears scenarios.
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when on the news they talk about how border patrol officers can carry slingshots, and for the next 30 minutes all you can think about is Usopp.
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When you only say "oi" and not "hey", Which I have done
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Oi = yes
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When your default 'test' data for software development includes username 'jyabura', and a sample address for feedback forms of "10101 Sample Street, Arlong Park, Arizona"
