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    Naruto Mega-Discussion of Extreme Bloat II (May not contain any Naruto Discussion)

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      Tsuchirinhon @Mr. All Sunday
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      Jiraiya will fall prey to Magekyo Sharingan, where he'll proceed to shit his pants and cry like a little baby each time Itachi sticks a sword in Jiraiya's stomach. Then, he'll actually choke on his vomit after the technique ends and die in a pile of his own feces and urine.

      Typical Kishimoto disappointment.

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        I'm confused, wasn't Pein sent out to go kill Naruto and pals? Why is he at the same place as Jiraiya?

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          know he was sent to capture naruto but I believe the one that Jirya is with is one of those clones that Itachi used when Naruto and Kakashi was battleing.

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            know he was sent to capture naruto but I believe the one that Jirya is with is one of those clones that Itachi used when Naruto and Kakashi was battleing.

            ! …? :wassat: What?

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              Wouldn't Jiraiya probably be able to take care of a 30% clone? Pein can't be that powerful.

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                Jiraiya needs to go out with some GAR. If he's going to die, let's have him blow the shit out of the Rain Village. He's a legendary ninja for god sakes. Then again, look at Orochimaru's death.

                But if Jiraiya dies, hopefully we'll get Firery, manly avenger Naruto and not QQ my teach is dead Naruto.

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                  @Moria:

                  ! …? :wassat: What?

                  Do yourself a favor, put him on your ignore list.

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                    My God. Seeing Jiraiya blow up which ever side's the evil in the Rain Village would be awesome. I just want him to show us some more of his more powerful techniques before he goes out.

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                      Naruto is prescribed Prozac due to Jiraiya's death.

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                        It would be nice to see Jiraiya pulling off a Deidara, to kill Pein, he has to kill himself too. Like send Gamabunta right on top of him and Pein. I want to see an epic battle, not just Pein instantly jobbing Jiraiya.
                        Tsunada is probably going to die too.
                        With Kishimoto's set up, its impossible for someone else to take another person's role with out death involved.

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                          Hmm. With Jiraiya dead, and then possibly Tsunade, I bet the last fight in Naruto will turn out to be the Sannin fight again, but with Sakura/Naruto vs Sasuke.

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                            @Mr.:

                            Wouldn't Jiraiya probably be able to take care of a 30% clone? Pein can't be that powerful.

                            We dont know anything about Pein for all we know he could be more powerful then any ninja we seen.

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                              Hmm. With Jiraiya dead, and then possibly Tsunade, I bet the last fight in Naruto will turn out to be the Sannin fight again, but with Sakura/Naruto vs Sasuke.

                              Although this is really cliche
                              I actually like it, and it was a nice touch how Kishimoto planned this from the beginning. Thats an awesome point rusashi.

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                                I've said this a billion times, but that's what the initial meeting should've been.

                                And Sasuke and Naruto will likely reconcile after they beat ITachi, after killing him with Super Butt Buddy Rasendori.

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                                  Rashendori.That would be cool but Naruto has pein to deal with.

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                                    I have some optimism left in the series following the death of Itachi-

                                    Sasuke will sacrifice his body to Orochimaru to kill Itachi, creating a weird fusion of the 2 characters.
                                    Naruto will fight an Akatsuki member or a Hebi member sometime soon, and pwn some ass.
                                    Jiraiya will go out in a Vegeta like style, but he'll kill his enemy.

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                                      I Think if Jiriya dies Naruto goes to 5th tail Fox and kick some ass or fusion with saskue to make Rashdori.

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                                        I Think if Jiriya dies Naruto goes to 5th tail Fox and kick some ass or fusion with saskue to make Rashdori.

                                        Hmm…. yup. Sigg'd.

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                                          Wow every one is Siged me.It was not funny anyways.

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                                            I hope from the Tsunade Barfs comment that we don't have another Asuma situation on our hands. But I'm guessing that's a bad omen as opposed to Jiraiya knocking up Tsunade.

                                            Anyways, if Jiraiya can go out in style, and in the process, give Naruto his balls back, I'll be fine.

                                            Another thing I'm interested in seeing is the Rain Village Civil War. It could possilbly bring about a new powerul enemy in the form of Pein's rival. That is, if Kishi doesn't completely ignore potential plot points again.

                                            Brawl FC: 3823 8204 8139

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                                              Wow every one is Siged me.It was not funny anyways.

                                              Your revolting grammar is funny. And what you said was pretty lame too. 😄

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                                                That is, if Kishi doesn't completely ignore potential plot points again.

                                                Chances are 99 to 1 for. Taking bets.

                                                Tsunade getting knocked up by Jiraiya would be hilarious by Naruto standards.

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                                                  Isn't Tsunade too old to bear children anyway? That and everything else is wrong with it.

                                                  the bigot who thinks being an asshole is actually worth shit

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                                                      I think she's 56, so yeah, she's pretty old for kids. I still want to see what she looks like in her real form.

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                                                        @Cap'n:

                                                        Isn't Tsunade too old to bear children anyway? That and everything else is wrong with it.

                                                        stranger thing have happen and he could die a happy perv👅

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                                                          That was Asuma's only reedeeming quality.

                                                          He was the last shred of manliness in the sea of metrosexuality that is naruto.

                                                          Check out Narutimate Accel 3 Thread

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                                                            There's always Lee and Gai.

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                                                              They don't paint their fingernails purple and wear eye shadow, but I'm not about to call them manly.

                                                              Check out Narutimate Accel 3 Thread

                                                              Buy NA3 Here

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                                                                @gaara:

                                                                Another thing I'm interested in seeing is the Rain Village Civil War. It could possilbly bring about a new powerul enemy in the form of Pein's rival. That is, if Kishi doesn't completely ignore potential plot points again.

                                                                I'm pretty doubtful Pein's rival will be anything special. And he may not even be an enemy considering he's fighting against the leader of Akatsuki, even though he doesn't know it.

                                                                Looks like Jiraya's going down to Pein, so now Naruto will have to avenge him. I wouldn't be surprised if Blue Hair kills Tsunade so that Sakura has to avenge her. That would be nearly at the end, though, since that opens up the Hokage position for Naruto. Of course, that would mean Sakura actually does something, so maybe that isn't very likely.

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                                                                  meh by the end of the series Madara is either going to fuse with this demon thing they're trying to resurrect or Sasuke is going to kick Madara's ass and fuse himself with the demon just so he can become all powerful and crap.

                                                                  Then Kishimoto will bring about the message that too much power is bad for you by having Naruto kick his ass.

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                                                                    What demon…?

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                                                                      Isn't this "demon thing they're trying to resurrect" something made up by fans? Akatsuki's goal is to control the world by causing wars with the tailed beasts and all that junk.

                                                                      EDIT: Yeah, I think the "demon" is just an urban legend, like the "when you eat two Devil Fruits the second power replaces the first yeah Oda said so" myth.

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                                                                        You never know. It's not like it's impossible for Kishimoto to pull something like that. Especially if it's done to make Sasuke into this all powerful final villain who kills Kakashi in one hit or something.

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                                                                          Wow every one is Siged me.It was not funny anyways.

                                                                          wut?:wassat:
                                                                          -moria
                                                                          -…?

                                                                          Brawl Name: Ramza

                                                                          Brawl Code: 1805-1932-2783

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                                                                            @Mr.:

                                                                            I think she's 56, so yeah, she's pretty old for kids. I still want to see what she looks like in her real form.

                                                                            oldest women to give birth was 59 i think so theirs still a chance 😛

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                                                                              wut?:wassat:
                                                                              -moria
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                                                                              Like 2 other guys did as well.

                                                                              At least that is what I noticed in the Bleach thread.

                                                                              Check out Narutimate Accel 3 Thread

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                                                                                Tsunade's also a ninja with super-medic-magic powers.

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                                                                                  Yeah there's never been a demon they're trying to resurrect. That was in a fake spoiler a few months ago though so you could still be confused by that.

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                                                                                    So, slowly all the older ninja are going to die huh? Like when Kakashi said something about the old generation surpassing the new or something. I wonder how Tsunade would die though? There's no one to replace the Hokage after that.

                                                                                    Well, what sucks about this is obvious, but what's good is it might mean that the rookie nine will rise to the occasion. Imagine, Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke badass. Well, Sasuke will just be pedo-badass or whatever Orochimaru was–he was kind of lame for a sanin.

                                                                                    Of course, history repeating itself would suck. Sure, it means that Lee will become the strongest jounin, and Tenten will be bumped up to Anko levels of screentime–but it makes for a cliche ending. Still, hopefully something changes, even Sasuke not becoming the next Orochimaru would be nice.

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                                                                                      @Moria:

                                                                                      Your revolting grammar is funny. And what you said was pretty lame too. 😄

                                                                                      Did you just insult somebody else's posts?

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                                                                                        There's going to be an internet smackdown!

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                                                                                          @Geg:

                                                                                          Yeah there's never been a demon they're trying to resurrect. That was in a fake spoiler a few months ago though so you could still be confused by that.

                                                                                          yeah that's true….

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                                                                                            I doubt Jiraiya's death would be an all-out-smackdown by Pein so he should die with some style. I doubt it will be as close as Sasuke vs. Deidra but Jiraiya should throw out some stuff we've never seen before. Sad to see him go, but if his death changes the course of the manga I'm all for it.

                                                                                            "Yeah, I only wish Manny were here to see this."

                                                                                            "…Then why did you kill him?"

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                                                                                              Like when Kakashi said something about the old generation surpassing the old or something.

                                                                                              This made me laugh

                                                                                              the bigot who thinks being an asshole is actually worth shit

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                                                                                                @Cyringohn:

                                                                                                Did you just insult somebody else's posts?

                                                                                                Nope. I just stated the bluntly obvious to pokemaster.

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                                                                                                  @Moria:

                                                                                                  Nope. I just stated the bluntly obvious to pokemaster.

                                                                                                  It's just humorous to hear that from you, is all.

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                                                                                                    Moria can on occasion pull off amazing smackdowns.
                                                                                                    He did it to Pipboy.

                                                                                                    Now that were getting all this "JIRAIYA GONNA GET KILLED" forshadowing I feel like I shouldv'e known as soon as he had a pointless random reflection eatery scene with Tsunade.
                                                                                                    As soon as a second tier character starts reminiscing fondly back in the village they're as good as dead.

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                                                                                                      @tony-kun:

                                                                                                      That was Asuma's only reedeeming quality.

                                                                                                      He was the last shred of manliness in the sea of metrosexuality that is naruto.

                                                                                                      just cuz he had a beard~ believe it or not but Asuma is like Naruto's #1 gay magnet

                                                                                                      ![](images/smilies/ipb/heart.png "Heart")![](images/smilies/ipb/heart.png "Heart") ![](images/smilies/taboo/tabs.png "Ron Swanson")

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                                                                                                        @Zephos:

                                                                                                        Moria can on occasion pull off amazing smackdowns.
                                                                                                        He did it to Pipboy.

                                                                                                        He didn't tell Pipboy off any better that anybody else that was in that Chapter Discussion. It's just that we've heard it from everybody else so many times that it seemed stale.

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