one rule just put down a weird name(s) that you've heard someone call you or someone else
let's see hmmm i've heard someone been called korny…or kornholio
Unusual names….that you've heard over the past years
-
-
my manager's god-daughter is nicknamed Splash.
-
splash omg that's hilarious
I'm know I'm tired let me sleep you idiot
-
Wow. That kid will get made fun of so much.
I have a friend who I call Taco, and she calls me Burrito. I guess this is kind of silly.
-
Bosil Deeb.
Real name/last name, I think its Polish or something. -
I have a friend whose nickname is Roylance
-
I call my friend Butter, but thats a very common nickname, I think.
-
Fuck.
I know someone with that as a first name. His parents were very crude, immature people.
-
The weirdest one I can think of is Apple. There's also Pilot Inspector, but both of those are what famous people named their kids.
-
I named my daughter Naoko. Which is a real name, just unusual for a white midwestern girl. XD
One of my friends named her son Pheonix Stone Dusk Jade….poor kid.
-
Is this suppose to be wierd names someone calls you? Or just weird names you have come across.
Lets see..Taz, America, Miricle, Esther Jene, elbin (pronouced El Bean), I have friends name Apple and Cherry..
Also when I worked for an insurance company, there was a customer named Ivana Banaana. I would just crack up laughing whenever I came across her name.
-
I heard this on the radio a quite a few years back, but in Australia, I think the courts had demanded that this couple change the names of their three kids.
They were Bedroom, Bathroom, and Garage, all named after the places that they were conceived.
-
I heard this on the radio a quite a few years back, but in Australia, I think the courts had demanded that this couple change the names of their three kids.
They were Bedroom, Bathroom, and Garage, all named after the places that they were conceived.
This is amazing.
-
I know someone called Budgie.
Also, Lute, Genieve, Jermima and a Rimmer.
-
My boss named his sons Remy and Desi.
Those names are French, which is weird considering he's black, and his wife has no French ancestory.
-
Perhaps he's Creole, Rootbeer?
Frank Zappa had a daughter named Moon Unit. But her full name does have a nice ring to it.
-
I was born with the amazing last name of Ho. :3
And since my first name coincidentally happens to be Alex, I enjoy being called A. Ho whenever it's appropriate. XD
Not to mention the wide eyes I get for having such a last name.
I love my family.
"Livin' the Asian life, one stereotype at a time."
-
that is so sad but hilarious well i've been called korny, kornholio cornflake corndust, cornwheat kornbread…... welll my name is Kornel....sigh..... that's what i get for having a polish brand name and bty love my family yet hate them.,,,
-
One of my friends call me Adiso.. >>
Other than that, all's normal.
-
Mia Hamm
Ima Hogg
real names o__o
-
You can find the wierdest names by watching the Maury show. o_o.
Tequila, Cupcake, Treasure …
The list goes on and on.. O_O -
in france, parents called their daughter megane and their family name is renault.
and renault is also a a well known brand for cars and the megane one of their most known models. the french government pursued the parents or something like that for utter stupidity and bringing difficulties to their child in life.
-
My friend's best friend is named Tebin Hatio Raphael Gleebus.
-
I remember reading an article last year about a baby named Google. O.o
-
There's a lot of people called "Labit" in my neck of the woods… It means "thedick" in french har har har.
That's all I've got.
-
Basically, I wanna live in a country where a name like Phil Rogers would seem like a tragedy.
-
I'm surprised nobody has mentioned the four kids of Frank Zappa, Dweezil, Moon Unit, Ahmet Emuukha Rodan, and Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen. (Thank God for Wikipedia, I never would have remembered how to spell those).
My mother once worked with a man named Clifford C. Clifford. Three guesses and the first two don't count as to what that middle C stood for.
-
I once met an Asian child whose name was Harold Wang.
Suffice to say he believed his parents hated him.
-
What about Phil McCracken? Not hard to guess who got picked on in school. I also feel sorry for anyone called Dick…
-
There is a girl at the school whose name is Tulsa. I feel sorry for her. Back when I was in elementary school, our little jokes was "what is tulsa spelled backwards"
-
@Ms:
There is a girl at the school whose name is Tulsa. I feel sorry for her. Back when I was in elementary school, our little jokes was "what is tulsa spelled backwards"
lol, aslut is romanized hebrew for toilets. XD
Oh, btw, in the thread checking how many of you are there, the site said 5,999 people are named Gaylord. That counts?
-
I've always found that natasha spelled backwards gave me a chuckle.
ah satan.
That bedroom, bathroom, garage thing is so funny though XDDD
-
Let's see, I went to school with a kid named Bigang Ding (the gang part was prounounced like gong).
I also knew a kid named King Armstrong.
-
There's a kid at our school named Lumpkin Sacrider. No joke.
-
Not counting nick-names, because I have a lot of friends with wackatastic nicknames…
I used to know a girl named Chrysanthemum, but she went by 'Chris' because her full name was like, pfft. I also used to know a girl named Anquia Butts. No jokes. Actually, I knew a lot of girls with some crazy names, like LaToya and DaToya (sisters), and Jamiqua and LaTiqua (also sisters).
Then there was that guy I went to school with whose surname was Mehoff…three guesses as to what his given name was. Yes, his parents were bastards.
I have a bunch of Polish friends and their names are kinda WOO by 'normal' standards, like Maciej, Magdalena and Lukasz. I can't even begin to spell their last name, but I know it's pronounced something like "No-wheel-chiel-skee" and it had an inordinate amount of odd consonants next to each other, like J, Z and D.
My Korean name has two O's in it that are right next to each other. It looks quite silly. Especially when paired with my surname, which has two E's right next to each other in addition to a Z. It's quite silly indeed.
My father used to work with a guy whose rank and surname were the same, at the time. Sgt. Sergeant.
Also, Lute, Genieve, Jermima and a Rimmer.
-has a spazz attack at "Rimmer"-
I was born with the amazing last name of Ho.
I had a friend with that as a last name too.
~ jj ~
-
Oh, I remember a girl from elementary school whose last name was Fu, it wasn't odd or anything, but it was hilarious when a substitute asked her how to spell her last name.
I also noticed that regular names with a random syllable as a prefix seem to be popular these days. I've known people named Deandre` (which is my name with a De), Pa'john, and To'shawn.
-
Kid at my school was named Smiley.
I remember going to a site with real names of people that were funny, off the top of my head:
Hoo Flung Poo
Park Bench -
I'm surprised nobody has mentioned the four kids of Frank Zappa, Dweezil, Moon Unit, Ahmet Emuukha Rodan, and Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen. (Thank God for Wikipedia, I never would have remembered how to spell those).
I mentioned Moon Unit, but who actually reads any of these posts? =P
-
@Janken:
I mentioned Moon Unit, but who actually reads any of these posts? =P
Sorry about that. Lots of posts + a tired me = not much sticking in my head.
I just remembered another: A cousin of mine has a friend that works as a kindergarden teacher. One year, when reading off the attendance for the first time, this teacher got a kid named "Shithead." She later found out it was pronounced "Shi-theed".
-
I have a coworker named Rocky.
It's actually her last name, but everyone calls her that. Notsure if it's her maiden name or her husband's though.
Your daily heaping helping of haggis.
-
There was a guy I knew in high school named Ibrahim Fuad Ibrahim… he would get made fun of constantly. Also, I knew a guy named Doyle E. Odom, & he said kids in grade school called him "Oily Scrotum". This also reminds me of the name kids used to call me in Jr. High, but I really don't want to divulge my real name in the internet.
-
In 12th grade, I had an English teacher named Mrs. Sheiza. She's Pakistani, but anyone with a little knowledge of German know why she wouldn't dare visit the country.
-
yeah, just like the author of the film E.T. or something. his last name is kotzwinkle, that means retch corner in english. and i know someone who is named cairn. i wonder if that is strange? -
Had a friend in college ryt now named Alpha Omega. Surprisingly nobody makes fun of her.
Maybe it's becoz she's one of the hottest girls in class. -
Mom almost got to name me "Zebodiah", and my last name is "Fett".
WHERE'S MY HONORARY JETPACK ;O;
-
I knew a kid named Cowshit. I'm sure it was spelled differently though.
 
