A) Here I come
Anus Cannon initiated
A) Here I come
Anus Cannon initiated
A: Fuck me
Q: Is Saddler a hero?
A) He is mah Gaawd!
Q) I havea sexy timah with your mother
A: If you can find the grave…
Q: Deh frogs are eaten mah paper airplane, should I use deh shotgun on dem?
A) no, you should havea the sexy time with them
Q) Fock Cock!
A: Come'n get some!
A: Grillin deh knight?
A) Krauser did Mario last night…......
Q) wants a position in Brawl eh?
A) I nominate Sylar for Brawl!!
Q) Why does Vivi have "XXX" on her shirt?
A: She's a stripper.
Q: Where does she work?
A) my house
Q) My workers are Doflamingo who handles all the sexy ladies with me, Kuma who is the security guard who mercilessly beats anybody who invades my privacy, Mihawk gets mah money with Jimbei, and Moria does shit because he's a lazy-ass motherfucker. They all listen to me for I am….....The last Shichibukai
A: Then I'm HATCHIBUKAI!
Q: The power?
A) To destroy dialup
Q) Why does my pepsi seriously taste like a bagel right now
A: It was made in a lox factory.
Q: I've been watching The Smurfs. Is something wrong with me?
A) Papa Smurf is the shit!
Q) Which Smurf never got it on with Smurfette(I don't think I spelled that right)
Gay Vanity Smurf.
Q: If Smurfette was created by Gargomel and there were no female smurfs before her, how do Smurfs reproduce?
A) Think of Sanctum's comment in the "Opposite sex" thread only a little more gross
Q) If Robotnik was in Brawl, would he be in a robot or by himself?
A: He'd be in a wheelchair.
Q: Did the Smurfs do it?
A) Smurfette raped Robotnik
Q) is he named after that satelite?
A: The baby?
Q: Satellite Smurf it is.
Q: Wait, he answered the question with another question, and didn't ask a question for the question! Cheater!
A: Says the person who spouts an accusation as a question.:silly:
Q: What the Smurf is Smurfing on here?
A: Smurf stuff.
Glad you actually saw what I did with the question.
Q: Are Smurfs secretely evil?
A) No, they are Communist
Q) What prevents me from ruling this world?
A: My own word domination goals involve setting you up to take the fall for everything you attempt.
Q: If Gargomel requires Smurfs for his potions, why doesn't he make them like he did with Smurfette?
A: He's tired
Q: Tell him to go to sleep!
A: He's somewhere upwards of 40 years old and creepy.
Q: Will he use his "potions" on me?
A: He uses sulphuric acids.
Q: 13TH MATCH UP
DARKWING DUCK VS. SOL BADGUY
A. The coolness of the fight blows up the earth
Q. Batman tells Superman he is gay, what does Superman do?
Q) Why did Chancellor Palpatine go to the disco?
A: he was dragged there.
Q: Is every last person at the disco now an enemy of the Republic?
Q) is General Grievous a virgin?
Q: 14TH MATCH UP
DOCTOR WHO VS. MACEDONIA
A: The monkey on my back
A) ate Gluttony
Q) did he also eat Gourmet?
A: No, but he ate Greedy Smurf.
A: No, I ate the smurf
Q: Was it tasty?
A: You're the one who ate Vanity.
Q: Did he taste like fruit and flowers?
A) no, he tasted like shame
A: Well he doesn't have any hat so no.
Q: So, who here is a fan of Last Exile?
Q) wat dat?
A: That's a Yoshi, Snake.
Q: It lays eggs, so it's female, right?
A) maybe if I take off all this heavy gear I could @#$% it.
Q) aaawww Snaaake, it's a male
A: ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?
Should I sig it?
A: Wi-Fi, but it sucks to try to find a hotspot with all the magnetic interference on the Grand Line.
Q: Likey the siggy?
honestly, it's not really my cup of tea.
What's your cup of tea?
A: I don't really like tea that much.
Q: Who here likes tea?
A) tea is dull and boring like my face
Q) I'm bored, amuse your highness
A: Papa Smurf says share your amusement.
Q: How does Eneru Shoop Woop?
A) nope, I'm not doing it
Q) who will?