A: Chieftan's hat.
Q: How did it win?
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A: It's a hat.
Q: How could it not?
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A) Mmmmmmmmmmmmmdpieeeeeemmmmmmewitrewhb
Q) Now, Prepare To Be Raped By Monster Chopper
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A: ACTIVATE TRAPDOOR TO THE SEA. I DO NOT CARE WHO IT DUMPS, BUT PREFERABLY CHOPPER. Q: Why is Donquixote Doflamingo the polar opposite of Don Quixote?
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A: Because Don Quixote was a loon, while Doflamingo is an awesome person.
Q: How does pizza good?
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A. A side helping of Pepsi.
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A: I'll never get to sleep now.
Q: Too much caffeine?
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A) No, too much Monster Chopper in your butt
Q) Calgara is dead now, what will you do about this!
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A: Steal his shoes.
Q: Better than Spandam's?
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better than sex
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A) Fluffy teddy bears taste yummy
Q) why do the teddies taste so yummy?
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A) Because They Are Stuffed With Honey
Q) My Sig Is Staring At You
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A: And mine is watching you.
Q: If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
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A: Hot pink.
Q: What if Gargamel buttfucked a Smurf?
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A: They called it Keanu Reeves.
Q: Pourqoi?
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A: Could be!
Q: What if your body grossly expanded like Tetsuo Shima on Akira and you became a monstrous gut blob?
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A) I would crush little girls and add their corpses to my arsenal
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So, Mr. Military Might, How do you like Martial Law?Q: has The Rock ever actually wrestled, or was he spawned into existence as an ex-wrestler?
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the cock
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A: Not completely.
Q: How does that work?
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you are a lego
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A: On occasion. I actually made a replica Thousand Sunny with them.
Q: Thus proving I have no life?
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A) Not for long >_>
Q) Is this Bad @ss?
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A) I'd rather that
Q) where are my sunglasses!?
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A: In your urethra.
Q: What if Rosie O'Donnell ran up to you wearing a red string bikini, clapped her hands, pointed at you and yelled: "THE OL' RIGAMAROLE!" and then she ran away?
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A) I would call my band instructor from 5 years ago.
Q) why?
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A: Because he was secretly Rosie O'Donnell.
Q: Jello + cheese = ?
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Q: What if Rosie O'Donnell ran up to you wearing a red string bikini, clapped her hands, pointed at you and yelled: "THE OL' RIGAMAROLE!" and then she ran away?
A1: Rejoice at finally having an excuse to kill her.
A2: Eew…
Q: Batman's greatest gadget?
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A) the dildo
Q) batman invented the dildo?
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A: Just as Al Gore invented the internet.
Q: The internet is a series of tubes.
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A) so is a woman's reproductive system
woah shit! did I just say that!? woah, sorry
Q) will you ever forgive me?
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A: NO! I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU!!! slaps Maikeru, runs off crying
Q: Pearl smash?
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A: Reagen: (speaking ot a mcdonalds building) Mr. Gorbachef! Tear down this wall Reagen smash!
Q: Bob dole is the friend of big business. Bob Dole likes you. Bob Dole…. Bob dole....bob dole....
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A: Sorry Dole, I prefer Apple Juice.
Q: What would happen if every future Sonic game was made by Dimps, and not Sonic Team?
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A: they could go bact to the roots and make the games not suck anymore.
Q: Or at least make Shadow not a generic angsty antihero?
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A) Surely U jest
Q) I kid U not
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A: IC wat U did Thar.
Q: I thought Orochimaru was into boys? Young boys?
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A) yeah, like Sakura
Q) where is der grilled cheese?
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A) In your stomach, planning to expand and come out the other way.
Q) Who is an asshole?
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A) me when your not looking
Q) where do you find the fourth hole?
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A) In Uranus' orbit (ha ha uranus joke, so new and originally innovative)
B) Scrounder or Gratch?
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A: Marmaduke.
Q: Family Circus?
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A: The life and times of Scrooge McDuck.
Q: Duck Tales or Darkwing Duck?
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A) Duck season
Q) Rabbit season
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A: Rabbit Season!
Q: Duck Season?
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A: FIRE!
Q: cough?
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A: choke
Q: did I leave the iron on?
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A) Probably.
Q) Where's Maikeru~~~~!!
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A) right here~~~~!!
Q) wassa you wANT?
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A) I want to know…
Q) Why this thread is dead!
