The battle of the most important traits

Kma

Ok thread is meant to be fun, just jokes and stuff. Basically just pit people from OP into a battle that is not based on combat. Feel free to add contestants, and create new battles. Heres some:

Who eats the most?

Luffy, Garp, Ace, Wapol?

I say Garp. Luffy only has just recently just reached gear 4 (eating while sleeping), while Garp has probaly had years of experience. He beat his record of donut eating just recently, so he hasnt let age get the best of him. He even is able to accomplish this while sleeping! Ace however has the appetite of a D but hasnt shown to be able to eat while sleeping. Infact he falls asleep while eating, but fights strong as he wakes up and continues his meal.

Who sleeps the most? Luffy, Garp, Ace, Zoro?hmm tough call… Zoro is constantly sleeping... Luffy sleeps for days after battles... The D's just fall asleep randomly... tough one indeed...
Who is the most perverted? Sanji, Brooke, Camel from Alabasta, Crab from Alabasta?

Sanji is pretty damn perverted but he has chivarly… Brooke seems like one of those stereotype manga/anime perverts... another tough one...

Grumpiest old person? Garp, Kureha, Whitebeard?

well Garp punches people, Kureha kicks, punches, throws weapons… Whitebeard is just hella intimidating... I'd say Kureha

Stupidest Hair Cut? Hachi, Foxy, Mr.3?

Who the hell has a 3 for a hairstyle? I'd say Mr. 3

Also no flaming please! (although I dont think a flame war can arise from this…)

Remenber this is just for fun so have fun!

Probaly some other ones are who drinks the most, dumbest, etc

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The first one: Wapol
The second one: Ace
The third one: Brook
The fourth one: Kureha

SabZ

I'unno about Ace being the one that sleeps the most. He has woken up a few seconds after he's slept as far as what we've seen.

I'd give that one to Zoro.

I agree with ID with the rest. Brook is more perverted than Sanji. Sanji is more for love and passion, Brook is more for tits and ass. XD.

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Well, Sanji is all about "tits and ass" too, but he's polite about it, whereas Brook goes straight into asking them to flash him.

Mr. Lucci

In terms of grumpiest old person, i'd say kureha
And for haircut, i'd say mr.3, although it's kinda cool when his hair is on fire
I cant decide who sleeps the most, their are so many sleepy people in one piece

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I didn't see the haircut question. I'd say Mr. 3, eventhough Hatci's was really gay. I love when Luffy sees him and's all, "IT'S A 3! IT'S A 3 AND IT'S ON FIRE!"

Gizmo

Who eats the most?
Wapol hands down everybody here basically agrees

Who sleeps the most?

Zoro. At least he chooses when to sleep and sleeps a lot. Ace and Garp can't help it, and it seems like they go more for the adventure.

Who is the most perverted?

Brooke he asks to see woman's panties right away

Grumpiest old person?

Adding somebody
Woop Slap Son-chou he's the mayor in Luffy's town. Who could be more grumpy than a man that's ashamed to have pirates in his town?

Stupidest Hair Cut?

Mr. 3 hands down. a three for the win.

I also have a new question.
Weirdest laugh?
Luffy, Saul, Oimo, Kasee, Brogy, Dorry, etc…

I'd have to say Saul. His laugh is the craziest laugh i've heard ever.

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Actually, for the laugh part I am going to have to submit a write-in candidate: Foxy. Pupupupupupu is definitly an odd laugh.