We have a simple-minded never-say day rubberman, a narcoleptic first mate, a greedy thief, a cowardly liar, a chivralic womanizer, a naive reindeer, an emotional cyborg, and possibly
! a perverted living skeleton
But what other weird characters would you like to see join our merry band of buccaneers?
I'd like to see a fat character who denies his weight problems and has a love for dog food.